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I'm looking up at the stars and I'm thinking of a person that I long long miss so much but I'm getting thru all the hate and negativity going thru my little innocent life because Albert Einstein once said an opposite reaction will cause a positive reaction.

Knock knock
Who's there
Butter
Butter who
I butter tell u a few more knock-knock jokes

10 facts about u
1. You r reading this right now
2. You r realizing that is a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You r checking now
6. You r smiling
7. You r still reading this even thought it's stupid
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You r checking again and smiling about how u fell for it again
11. You r enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

IMPOSSIBILITES IN THE WORLD
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap
2. You can't count hair
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out
Put your tongue back in fool.
10 things I know about you
1. You are reading this
2. You are human
3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6.You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped no. 5
8. You just checked to see of there is a no. 5
9. You laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too
10. You are probably going to send this to see who falls for it

10. FUN FACTS
1. you can't wash your eyes with soap
2. You can't count hair
3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out
4. You just tried no. 3
6. When you did no. 3 you realized its possible, only you look like a dog
7. Your smiling right now, because you were fooled
8. You skipped no. 5
9. You just checked to if there is a no. 5
10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too! :-)

Putting my defenses up
Cuz I don't wanna fall in love
If I ever did that I think I'll have a HEART ATTACK
-Demi Lovato

My ex-man brought his new girlfriend
She's like 'oh my god' but I'm just gonna shake it
And to the fella over there with the hella good hair
Won't you come on over, baby, we can shake, shake, shake
- Taylor swift