https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i-vwqNAp_E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdJ6pnPW2b4
kid tries to buy condoms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjPSncSx2JE
guy gets hit by two cars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulQG10GwLG4
guy gets hit by ice cream truck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtYPMmWu5qA
black guy gets angry at mcdonalds

u guys hve to watch these they are fuckin hilar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J81Jc87zCE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI6ioPSKUgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txAS3dGTpKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM658AB9m6k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH6sVA2nVfg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

HOZIER LYRICS

"Take Me To Church"

My lover's got humour
She's the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshipped her sooner

If the heavens ever did speak
She's the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday's getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week

'We were born sick, ' you heard them say it

My Church offers no absolutes
She tells me, 'Worship in the bedroom.'
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you—

I was born sick,
But I love it
Command me to be well
Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen.

[Chorus 2x:]
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

If I'm a pagan of the good times
My lover's the sunlight
To keep the Goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice

Drain the whole sea
Get something shiny
Something meaty for the main course
That's a fine looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of starving faithful

That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work

[Chorus 2x:]
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me my deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

No Masters or Kings
When the Ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin

In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am Human
Only then I am Clean
Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen.

[Chorus 2x:]
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw