would you believe chuck norice with a BB gun?
No, But after my last raid my dad put laser moition sensors a giant padlock....and a polar bear.
And then?
And then what?
Hmm… Death by mini bar, how glamorous.
This is the part where you run away.
How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?
huh?
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music
I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
okay