I really appreciate the comments and hearts. I wish I could "like" all your comments individually! :)

Quite a character! This guy seems to have more twist and turns than a snake trying to get out of a bucket of oil, LOL! I love the visuals and the madness.

And lastly, yes love can be blind.

Well, I loved this. Both hilarious and somewhat sad at the same time. Reading this is like walking along a fresh trail where you don't know what's around the corner. And that's a good thing.

makes me glad i never go on blind dates!
i like that you have the fruit theme running through the whole thing, maybe you could even add something at the end, like he jumped into an apple tree or something?

This was strange, ironic, and clever all at once. I really enjoy how this man had so many quirks that in the end had the woman hooked. You're a great poet and I hope that you write another comedic poem such as this one.

wow um the part of him talking to the fruit was funny he probably drew faces on the watermelon and banana and made voices to bring them to life excellent poetry very excellent indeed and i look forward to seeing more of your work

Terrex