Thank you for adding my book 'Asia' to your favorites. It means a ton!

I sometimes take the letters off my keyboard and place them and random places to see if anyone notices. ;p

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!”

When someone yawns, do deaf people think they're screaming?

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

If you could see the things I see, you couldn’t sleep nor close your eyes

If you herd the voices screaming in my head, you’ll go crazy in a day

For the shadows that lurk around me only seek my death, killing every in sight , it never ends

So start running but soon you will see that they’ll consume your thoughts and feed off your dreams. Killing you slowly with in, leaving false hope and loneliness

But all you will see is a crazy little girl scared of the cold, feeling like a zombie with no life, just roaming the earth for a mysterious place called home

Even though her lungs breath in air and her heart gushes out blood, there nothing found insideAbandoned in the dark to be consumed, she breaths her last breath not seeing noon

Thank you for adding my book "Good girl go wolf girl" to your favorites!!! It means alot!

Updated on book Unbroken

Ur book unbroken is pretty damn good. If you have time, can you please check out my books.

Thank you so much for adding my book " First Comes Revenge, then Comes Love " to your favorites! (: