Once upon a time I saw this guy, and he was giving me the middle finger. It was the most amazing middle finger I've ever seen. It was all muscular, and had like, 8 knuckles, then all of a sudden, a million tiny fingers started raining from the guys finger. Story of my life.

"10 out of 10" -IGN

Thanks for the reguest.

When you take a selfie on fleek.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. He fell off of it. No reason to make a rhyme about it.

*to the tune of the music box song*
Guess who's behind you,
standing by the door…
Eyes glowing white,
low hanging jaw…
A heavy suit I carry in
my hand,
I hope that you'll understand;

As we've been so lonely
here, waiting for a friend…
You will stay until the end…

Wide eyed, you're screaming
what did we do wrong?!
Stay still, my friend.
This won't take long.

Frail bones break under
pressure, so we heard.
Mind your head cause,
this could hurt

Now that you live with us here,
we can be good friends
'cause you'll stay until the end
(my friend)...

Damn thats an ugly baby

HOW MANY PARKERS COULD A PARKER PARKER IF A PARKER COULD PARKER PARKERS

Onkel Parker said hi

(1) Crazy
(2) I'd marry you.
(3) I'd date you.
(4) Sarcastic.
(5) I miss you.
(6) I'd kiss you.
(7) Beautiful.
(8) Smart.
(9) Imaginative.
(10) Random.
(11) Jerk.
(12) Funny.
(13) awesome at sex
(14) amazing
(15) tough.
(16) cute.
(17 I'd hit you with a bus.
(18)I love you.
(19) Weirdo.
(20) Friends forever.
(21) Marry me?
(22) Your mine!
(23) I never want to lose you!