Made me laugh. Well written as usual. This will be an interesting contest!

I will never look at fairy tails (tales) the same way again.

Loins and Tigers and Bears Oh My.

No! you didn't get that one, did you?

well keep writing, you just might in time.

Thanks Barry for the straightforward lovely comment...not the usual...does he like it or not type...lol.

While neither a genre (fairy tales) nor area (erotica) that I'm familiar with... I nonetheless saw you'd penned one and had to stop by.

I was well rewarded... and, as usual, inspired.

Thanks Laz, you're a top-shelf writer and an author that makes me want to read (and write) even more.

Lovely, funny job here.

I left many out...the limit was 2000 words only.
Thanks Paige.

Thanks Al.

Well done, my friend. You have really got a way to get the readers thinking and with such lovely twists of the mind.
Nothing like turn the tales in a twisted way, to bring a smile.
Lovely piece of fairytale magic

Thanks Jazz. I still can't get over the fact that My granddaughter's name is Jazmyn Star...almost like your's.

Then you get a Humongeous heart from me for making me lmao.

Thanks Tonya. Sorry about all the sexual innuendos...the devil made me do it.