Patrick,

This is a very hilarious story.

I look forward to voting.

Exceptional writing!

No gunshots yet:) But then it was written in good fun, with GOOD feelings for the entire cast--bar-none. My deepest thanks to both of you:)

A very charming and fun story that should amuse everyone who reads it. Trust me, you have no need to keep your head low. You have written with humor and with your tongue firmly in your cheek. We get it! There will definitely be no tar and feathering for this cute story.

My only critique is: Wendy has dark brown hair, but I believe she would love to have auburn tresses!

If I could vote, of course I would! Thanks for a good laugh, Patrick.

I'm sure you'll be tarred and feathered for the portrayals... which are clearly painstakingly crafted from the raw materials each writer has provided.

Good show.

Good luck.

Keep your head low.