I am sure no-one was offended, and everyone was laughing uproariously over this wonderful tabloid article which, I wish, could come true. You have outdone yourself, as usual.

but then I do believe that God has a sense of humor - look at us humans...p;]

Patrick you have gone and done it again!

Too too funny, I love the details, illustrations and most of all the humor of it all.

You are an exceptional writer. :)