is so tried of this crap and what's to go home

My New Truck

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche

and returned to the dealer yesterday
because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,'

the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied,

'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued

and 'On The Road Again 'came from the speakers.

Then he said,

'Ray Charles!',

and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'

I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light

and nearly creamed my new truck,

But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled out, 'Asshole!'

Immediately the radio responded with,

"Ladies and gentlemen,

The President of The United States"

Damn I love this truck...

I don't care who you are............ This is funny!!!

Hello Courtney.Stewart8

now it's time for some German reading ;-)

Are you a Fay, a Dark-Blood or a Yellow-Flesh?
Then you might feel like 18 years old, Dalila Davallia.

As a half-caste – half human, half fay – she finds herself unwanted, between the fronts of a constantly enduring war of a chiliad years.

And then there is an extremely attractive guy called Jo. It turns out that he is her
Fay-Parent in who she falls in love with.

Fay – The legacy of the blood / 1st volume of the Fay-Blood-Chronicles
http://www.bookrix.de/_ebook-t-j-hudspeth-fay-das-vermaechtnis-des-blutes-1/

If you might be interested in blood suckers, let me introduce you my V-Stories.
For the beginning, a little short story:
Vom Mensch zum Vampir – Die Schöpfung des Ardric Donovan
http://www.bookrix.de/_ebook-t-j-vom-mensch-zum-vampir/
Prequel:
The Dark-Craving-Series >> The Night-Dweller 1, 2 and 3
http://www.bookrix.de/_ebook-t-j-hudspeth-die-nachtwanderin-teil-1/
Sequel:
The Blood-Force-Series >> The Blood-Moon 1, 2 and 3
http://www.bookrix.de/_ebook-t-j-hudspeth-der-blutmond-teil-1/

Have fun reading

Love <3

T. J. Hudspeth