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16 year old boy asks his Mom:
"Mom, what are you going to get
me for my 18th birthday?"
The Mother answers, "son
that's still a long way"
.
The boy turns 17 and one day he
faints.
His Mom takes him to the hospital
and the doctor said
"Madam your child has a bad
heart." Being the child On
the stretcher the child says,
"Did she tell you I'm going to die?"
Mom Starts crying
The boy finally recovers on
his 18th Birthday, he comes
home and on his... mehr anzeigen
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn... mehr anzeigen
-------♥♥------Put This
----♥♥-♥♥----Ribbon
---♥♥---♥♥---On Your
---♥♥---♥♥---Page If
---♥♥---♥♥---You're
----♥♥-♥♥----Against
-----♥♥♥------Cat
----♥♥-♥♥----Abuse.
---♥♥---♥♥---Thank you
The Girl you just called fat, she's been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? Has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly? Spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will... mehr anzeigen
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(> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
.UU
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...('_' )
o<( <) But then I was like...
.....UU
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.(O.O)
.(>o<) IT'S MY COOKIE!!!
...U U
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(> )>o Then i said sharing is caring....
U U
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...('_' )
o<( <) But then I was like... 'Sharing is caring....'
.....UU but.....
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.(O.O)
.(>o<) I LIKE COOKIES!!!
...U U
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(> <) S So then I ate it...sorry.
Repost if you like cookies
Your lips look lonely? Would they like to meet mine?
What's PM?
your messages
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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.... XD
thats what im saying
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