I Am Severyly Offended That You Would Call Me Normal! May The Broomstick Gods Punish You Severly!

But You Put God Before It.
I Have A Question? So Are You Going To Spit In My Mouth Or Crap On Me? Which One?

Excuse Me Mistress But Please Watch The Language., There Kids On This Site. And Fine I Will!

What Is That Mistress?

Well Since I Am Your Slave You Have The Power To Do Both.
And Oh Boy, I Don't Like Where This Is Going. What Do You Have In Plan?

Ewwwwww Why Would You Do That! I Am Your Slave!

Yay I Get To Spit In Your Food! >=D
Why Would You Spit On Me! I Am Cute And Cudly =P

But I Am The Slave I Do All The Hard Work! And What Would I Have To Pay You In? You Already Own My Vital Regions!

Well For Three Reasons
1. I Like How It Looks
2. No One Else Does It On Bookrix
3. So Its Unique

It Bothers So Many Of My Friends. They Say I Have Bad Grammar, But I Believe My Vocabulary Makes Up For That. =P

Well Whatever I Get Paid In Can I Have A Raise In Quantity Of That Object