NO WORRIES
A Fun Pet Book
Alley Cat
© Copyright Alley Cat 2013
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INTRODUCTION
Have you ever wondered what cats and dogs must be thinking? Just pretend for a moment that they are people too. What do you think they would say? About us, themselves, and the world around them if they could talk and we could understand.
This book is fun for kids and adults too. To read and laugh. To kick back and just feel carefree. For the adult who could for a few moments, be a kid again.
So, read, laugh, even cry if you must. It will be hard to put this book down of cute doggy and kitty sayings.
ADORE ME LOVE ME
Admire me...
Adore, love, cherish, just do not touch!
I'm ready to take my cat-nap.
Where is my toy mouse?
I can't sleep without it! Where is it!!
Duuhh. I forgot what I wanted.
Do I smell bacon?
Give me bacon!
Hi, I'm hard at work.
I decided I needed to take a little break...
Could I have a snack? Maybe play for a while?
I AM SO SPECIAL
I'm so special.
I'm witty, charming, very handsome to look upon.
But you on the other hand, are a total bore.
I have no cares in this world.
Just free to poop, pee, eat and sleep.
Yep... I've got it good. No cares.
I pledge to be the best puppy in the world,
even though I may chew up many of your shoes!
Shhh. I'm hiding here. Go find your own spot!
I'm just the cat's meow. No one can compare...
Just look how beautiful I am, darling.
WHAT DO YOU WANT
What do you want?
I'm too comfortable to get up, so go away!
I'm just too cute,
so you can't scold me for not making my bed.
I promise to be loyal and trustworthy.
Just don't spank me again for getting into the trash.
I am so embarrassed!
My bed is unmade, and my hair is just a mess!
Please don't look at me like this!!!
I am in so much trouble...
I have to take a time-out.
YOU CAUGHT US
You caught us, but we were not asleep.
Just resting our eyes.
Time to get back to work...
You scared me!
I'm trying to take a leak,
so, give me some privacy,
p l e a s e !
You woke me up!
I was having the greatest dream
about catching a mouse too.
And now I can't get back to sleep!
Just going for a walk.
Yep...
Something to pass the time.
Yep...
What is that? A bug?
I think I'll taste it,
yep!
Humm. Now let me think...
I am here, and that bird is way up there.
But I'll get him... I'm patient.
IT IS HOT OUT HERE
I'm thirsty. It is hot out here!
I need some water,
and while you’re at it, some food too.
A convict gets better treatment!
Oh darling, I just love the hair!
Your make-up looks so perrrfect,
and those clothes are the icing on the cake!
What is that?
Oh, is it ever disgusting!
Keep it away from me!
I am about to hiss.
Caught in the act! I think we're in trouble now.
Uum, I think it's a bit too high up here.
How do I get back down?
Help me!
LET US GO NOW
Come on already.
Let us go now.
Hurry it up!
For Pete’s sake!!
I want to go, n o w ! ! !
Yes, your seeing right. I'm sleeping in a sink.
What's it to you anyway?
Go mind your own business!
Stop teasing me!
Give me that yarn already.
The things I have to do just to get some attention!
What are you looking at?
Sheesh, it's like you've never seen a cat before.
MANS BEST FRIEND
I'd like to apply to become your friend.
I have lots of qualifications.
Able to love unconditionally, and always faithful.
Give me a chance? You'll never regret it.
I'm not scared. Really, I'm not.
I'm big and brave, and...I'm... I'm going to cry now!
Look out! Watch where your stepping.
Can't you see that I'm playing here?
This is SOOO soft!
What is it?
What am I supposed to do with it?
Sharpen my claws?
I guess I'll take a nap.
Hey! You wanna play?
Give me that! I'm gonna pounce!
I know you want to pat my fat tummy.
Well, don't try it! Stay right there!
I could bite and scratch.
No, just kidding! Go right ahead.
A WORD FROM THE AUTHOR
I hope you enjoyed the picture displays.
Cats and dogs give us so much joy. I just could not put them all in one book. I will be bringing more books like
this as I publish them along.
I live to bring a little bit more love, peace, and joy into this weary world. We all need to take some time just to laugh. So, I hope I did at least that in your life... No matter what your troubles may be. You can always bring them before
God. He has the best ear to listen.
I was raised to know God through the wonderful sacrifice
of His Son, Jesus the Christ. Writing is my passion. I have been writing stories ever since the 3rd grade. God grants us all at least 1 real good gift. Writing and humor are mine. God bless!
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