Preface

This book is just my random thoughts and feelings, I hope you enjoy reading it. This is only the tip of the iceberg so to speak there are tons more "random thoughts" once I get around to typing them I will put them here. Before you comment I know the formatting sucks line/page breaks in the wrong spots etc. I'm working on it, they were fine in .txt/.dox file this web page messed them up.

 

Most of this is harmless, however, some content may not be acceptable for all audiences. I am not here to tell you what you should read or what your kids etc. should read grow up make your own choices.

 

 

Part One: Random Thoughts

Part Two: Poems

Part 2.5:  Bonus Poems

Table of Contents

Part One Ramblings:

Part Two Poems:

Part 2.5 Bonus Poems:

Part One Rambelings

If beauty is only skin deep, how can it be in the eye of the beholder?

 

I am an artist, that’s my way of saying I don’t have a job.

 

I work at an artist’s pace, That translates to, I don’t do anything unless I want to.

 

Can you be an artist just because you say you are? Don’t you have to be able to draw, write, sing or something?

 

I look around me and see a lot of wedding bands; these people have found their mate.  I can’t even find socks that match.

 

She is beautiful!

 

I hate to spell.

 

Hate is such a strong word.

 

Why do we say something is a strong word?  It is just a collection of letters put together in a predetermined order just like any other word.

 

Some people do some strange things to their hair/body. Do they think it looks good?  Do they think it makes them a better person?

 

If you don’t want to be defined by the things you do, why do things that define you?

 

My car is ugly.

 

I have another car, it is not running right now but it is not ugly.

 

If you use work-boots to play in are they still work-boots?

 

If you work in say flip-flops, you may be an artist.

 

“Edited for content” how do they know what will offend me?

 

Editing offends me.

 

If you do good things, are you a good person?

 

I think I am a bad person because I am not good at being a person.

 

Why don’t they just make the cover represent the book so we can “judge a book by its cover”?

 

Is cheesecake a cake? Why not call it cheese pie

 

Death is the only sure thing in life, so death must be the meaning of life.

 

If you have read this far you may be as crazy as I am.

 

If you understand any of this you are as crazy as I am.

 

This place is getting crowded.

 

My mind is crowded.

 

If I am drowning in my own thoughts, why can’t I just teach myself to swim?

 

Ideas lead to plans, plans to accomplishments. So if I have lots of ideas am I a success?

 

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be someone else.

 

What do cats think about?

 

I think I make people nervous.

 

I make me nervous.

 

Does Books-A-Million Have that many?

 

Does Books-A-Million have more books than Barnes and Noble?

 

I like Barnes and Noble. I wrote most of this book in one.

 

Frapachino is the best thing on the planet.

 

Crime-fighters fight crime, firefighters fight fire, so what do freedom-fighters fight?

 

If you don’t love everything about someone, do you really love them?

 

When you say “God bless you “are you speaking for God?

 

Has anyone seen my soul-mate?  I can’t find her.

 

The world would be a better place if I was in charge.

 

Is it OK for me to call someone a “lardass” since I am fat?

 

If you have read this far there are good medications that may help you.

 

If you are following along OK, welcome to my world, it gets better.

 

Sometimes I think I may be crazy, and then I realize I am just a whole lot smarter than you.

 

Naw, I am just crazy.  Or am I?

 

I have too much time on my hands.

 

Maybe the homeless can't shower cause they are really cool and are growing dreadlocks.

 

If you don’t stand a chance why waste your time trying?

 

If you are Destine to fail and you don’t try then you are out smarting fate.

 

Did I fail in life or have I succeeded in being completely worthless?

 

I can’t spell.  Thank God for spell check.

 

If you study something you are just stealing other people’s ideas.

 

Does everyone have a cell phone yet?

 

Some thoughts I don’t write down, are they less important?

 

Purple is my favorite color, it is bipolar too, its red and its blue.

 

Some times I scare myself with my thoughts.

 

Black is not a color, it is my favorite “not color”

 

Still with me?  Just checking.

 

On a cosmic scale, we are all ugly.

 

Ever been in a traffic jam, nothings moving and you just get more and more aggravated?  Sometimes my mind is like that.

 

There is no such thing as nothing, even a complete void is something, it is a void.

 

I need to wash my pillows.

 

Why do we say “what’s on your mind” when what we really want to know is “what’s in your mind”?

 

On my mind is the top of my skull

 

I wonder if anyone will buy this crap.

 

Is this just rambling or just really really short stories.

 

You can’t “get your mind out of the gutter” if it is in the gutter your dead.

 

I am going to make my own line of clothes, 5XL will be called med. so big people feel better.

 

If you could read my mind you would be in jail for taking it out of my head.

 

What are the odds both of these pens are running out of ink at the same time?

 

I have another purple one.

 

If we all came from Adam and Eve, I don’t look anything like some of my family.

 

The red pen pissed me off I am going to get a new one.

 

Black is not a color, but the black pen writes.

 

What

Impressum

Verlag: BookRix GmbH & Co. KG

Tag der Veröffentlichung: 13.07.2017
ISBN: 978-3-7438-2276-4

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I dedicate this work to ME, and all the different people I am and have been that made this possible. It is also dedicated to my family and the people close to me, who support me even if I don't deserve it. And last but not least it is dedicated to everyone who has left my life, dumped me or fucked me over, without them a lot of this would not be possible.