I flopped down in the e
normous green bean bag situated in my room next to my bookshelf. I wondered why I still had it. It was empty and basically collecting dust for the past two years anyway. School was draining me day by day and all I want to do when I get home is chill. I’m not the worst student but I definitely am not the best. “EVAN! You get yourself down these steps this instance!”My mom was yelling at me, each word emphasized with anger. I sighed thinking quietly to myself; what in the fuck does she want now?
Without answering I slowly walked back downstairs. The beige carpeted steps creaked underneath my feet as I made my way down. I looked around and noticed my mom’s boyfriend Nathan; along with I guess was his daughter. Nathan was wearing a dark green button up polo shirt, which didn’t hide the curly black hair coming from underneath. I nodded my head at him, He smiled at me lightly, he had nice straight teeth, but you could immediately tell he was a coffee drinker from the color of his teeth. Whenever he smiled both of his lips did a disappearing act, pretty much the only nice looking things about this man was his deep brown eyes and his curly black hair, you could also see he had bit of a receding hair line, but for the most part he looked alright for a man in his late forties. His daughter was looking at me with a look of disapproval and disgust on her face. I was tempted to say; what bitch? I backed down hearing my mom call me again before giving her a look over. I walked into the kitchen where my mom’s voice was coming from. ,”Yeah?” I said raising my eyebrow. My mom turned around wiping her hands on her apron. ,”We have guests.” She said untying the apron. I had peaked passed my mom a little noticing she had made dinner; Chicken, mash potatoes, and green beans. I wondered why I hadn’t noticed before. The smell literally flooded the house now that I had come to my senses. ,”I saw them.” I said shrugging. ,”So?” I said with question in my voice. My mom’s deep blue eyes narrowed at me a bit ,”So you are going to be on your best behavior and eat dinner with us like a normal family.” She spat the words out at me like I had no choice but to follow her demands. A small laugh came from my throat. “EVAN! I am not kidding around with you; you are going to do this.” She said as she walked out the kitchen doors inviting Nathan and the bitch in. I sat down at the table in the kitchen. Nathan came in followed by his “bitch” I noticed now that she was beautiful though, long dark brown hair, deep brown eyes just like her dads, full lips with a pink tint on them, and clear tanned skin. She sat on the opposite side of her dad away from me. I chuckled a bit. My mom whipped her head around so fast it made her red hair rest on her opposite shoulder. She somehow glared at me with pleading eyes as she brought the food over setting it on the table. Nathan smiled taking a spoon full of green beans putting them on his plate. ,”Jeanette, you look beautiful this evening.” Nathan said happily which made my mom break into a smile. ,”Why thank you Nathan, that so sweet of you.” I looked over and noticed my mom did look very pretty suiting a dark form fitting purple dress, her red hair just stopping below her shoulders. Standing about 5’6 my mom was gorgues, a knock out with her curvy shape and blue eyes to match. I look just like my mom I’m told. I have the same hair, eyes and curvy shape. (YUP, I AM GIRL BITCHES) When I turned fourteen, I cut my hair into a slight mo-hawk/mullet. I know the way I’m explaining it sounds gross but trust me it looks good. My mom almost had a heart attack when I walked out the bathroom. She was so mad she keep asking my over and over what possessed me to cut my beautiful waist length hair, all I could do was shrug and say,” I want to try something new.” At that she through a fit. During the next two years I managed to get a lip (top right), tongue, nose, clitoral (hurt like a son of a bitch!) earring and nipple rings. She almost has another fit about the lip ring but not as bad as when she saw my hair, I swear if she could have she would have called the police. Just think what you would do if you saw a teenage girl with BRIGHT red hair cut into mohawk and don’t forget about the piercings, plus I’m 4’11. Hell I look like a troll doll. Meanwhile Nathan’s daughter was staring at me. I wanted to my flip her off, but held it for dear life. This bitch was just blatantly staring at me with a not so happy look on her face. I responded by widening my eyes as much as they would allow me looking at her with intensity. She shifted in her seat looking at her plate. I snorted out a laugh. My mom noticed my little “play” and shot me a hard look. I smiled showing her my pretty teeth. ,”So just what’s your name.” I said friendlier than needed. I looked right at Nathans daughter. “Maria.” She said in a whisper without looking up. I let out a giggle enjoying the way I was intimidating her. I got up without so much as an ,”Can I be excused?” and walked out the kitchen and back up the creaky steps. I suddenly slammed the door as my mom shrieked out my name.
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I awoke realizing I had fallen asleep on my green futon. My phone buzzed near my head. I groaned a bit the brightness of my phone illuminating the ceiling in my room. I picked it up glancing at the time. It was just turning 7:00pm. I had fallen asleep for three hours. I looked and saw that a Dylan, Robbie, and Lauren had all texted me. Laurens text read; EVVIE!!! Call me when u can, Justin is havn a party this Fri, He invited us! CALL ME! CALL ME! The hottest Q/B & guy n skool is havn a party.
I chuckled. Lauren had been obsessed with Justin ever since she had come to our school junior year. I read Dylan’s next; Hey Evz. Just sayn’ wazup?
than after that Robbies; HEY! Evvie Eazy. U ok? U didn’t call. Makn sure u didn’t fall into a manhole. Answr bak.
I laughed at the one too. I normally got along with all walks of life, if I in anyway didn’t somehow get along with you, than we must really have nothing we share in common and that for me is unusual. I like to try new things and challenge my comfort level. I did say I pierced my clit right? I sat up my feet touching the carpet underneath; it felt cool and soft. I raised myself to my full height. (Ha-ha right). Texting all three of them back as I went down the hall to my mom’s room. I noticed everything downstairs was dark. ,“Ma?” I spoke quietly. I was soon in front of her door. It was cracked just a little. I peaked in and saw my mom cuddled into Nathan. I shuddered because his hairy chest was in plain view and I got more of an eye full than I wanted to. My mom and Nathan had been dating for around five years now. I still didn’t quite understand it. She was beautiful like an angel and he was balding. I once tried to introduce her to Lauren’s dad because her dad is scolding hot, and plus Lauren and I are cool as hell. You’re probably wondering about my dad. I don’t know who he is, He didn’t die and he never ran out on us. The truth was my mom had screwed so many people that she honestly did not know who she had conceived me with. I told you she was fucking beautiful, a slut maybe but beautiful none the less. I walked away from my mom’s door running smack into Maria. I seriously wondered why I had never met her before. I stood and held out a hand to her. She stood by herself patting her hair into place. I rolled my eyes pushing passed her knocking her into the rail of the steps. I mid jogged down the steps texting as I went into the kitchen; grabbing the O.J carton from inside while kicking the door shut. I hoped on the sink downing it. Burping loudly as I sent a text off to Robbie. Robbie and I had been best friends since the 5th grade. He was a very husky guy with a very strong athletic build. His hair brown was always pulled back into a ponytail, although he did wear it down sometimes, but it was rare. Robbie had a hint of a Spanish accent. A wrestler, and football player occupies most of his schedule along with his dates. A different girl every other day. Robbie as long as I had known him was a player out the ass. It seemed as soon as he turned 13 he just instinctively became the schools player. Robbie was the most interesting to text because he’d always tell me what girl he had “sucked” or “fucked” or who had given it up to him. I’d never tell though. Dylan was my skinny slim fragile friend with blonde hair and green eyes. I had met freshman year in gym. No big story there. Lauren was my cool ass hell girl”friend” . We just recently became attached at the hip eight months ago. She was a Japanese girl with short jet black hair cut into a cute bob; kind of like nicki minaj’s hair. She knows Japanese and very well. She had cussed many people out with her advantage and I have been around her so long I started to understand what few words meant. She was equally as scolding hot as her dad, she favored Japanese model; Runa Hamakawa . Her mother being Japanese and her dad being white to equal out her race, but her mom and dad did not under any grounds get along though. Robbie had tried getting close to Lauren when she came into the picture during the middle of junior year, she didn’t have it. I laughed running into Maria for the second time as I left the kitchen. Without meaning to (Nah, I meant to) I yelled, “WHAT THE FUCK, WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING. DAMMIT PAY ATTENTION!” I snapped at her. Maria gasped loudly. I mocked her gasp and rolled my eyes at her; “dumb bitch”
I thought to myself returning to my room.
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My clocked buzzed repeatedly until I slammed my pillow into it, which didn’t turn it off, it made me feel better though. The clock rapidly flashed 6:00am. I sighed getting up to get a shower. I went into the bathroom taking off my clothes from the night before. The shower steamed up the entire bathroom fogging both of my mirrors. I like my showers hot. I stepped out wiping the mirror of with the towel I dried myself with. Brushing my teeth I stared at myself for a bit. Slight pudge of a stomach not to pudgy though, big breasts. (Thanks mom) clit piercing that was clearly visible. I told Robbie over the phone. After what seemed like fifteen minutes he said, “I don’t believe you, can I see it.” Needless to say he still doesn’t believe me. I looked at my ass, “nice”
I nodded. I slipped on a black thong, black leggings and a long sleeved soft green shirt. (My favorite color is green) along with brown boots. It was chilly outside. By now it was 6:45am and school started at 7:25. Applying mascara, a light green eye shadow and a small bit of pink lip gloss my make up was complete. Today I decided to wear just my nose and two huge golden hoop earrings (Way to go with outrageous jewelry). Grabbing my backpack I walked down the steps. My mom is usually sleep and does not get up till 8am. I made myself cereal. Once I had finished it was 7:02. I heard Robbie honking from outside. I went out the front door locking it. The air was cold and hit me in the face, the clear blue sky was beautiful but I wanted the heat of the car. I climbed into Robbie’s black impala and he pulled off once I had shut the door. School was about ten minutes away. Robbie drove over to Laurens as we talked. Less than three minutes later Lauren came out the house. I was too busy reading my phone to notice ,but I heard Robbie groan. I immediately looked up and saw that Lauren looked very pretty. She climbed in the back. ,”Hey Robbie, Hey Evvie.” She leaned over and hugged both of us. Robbie timidly hugged back as he pulled out of her drive way heading to school. ,”Evvie, please tell me you are going to Justin’s party with me?”, her cute wide eyes pleading and questioning. ,”We can go Laurie, and ahh! Shit stop that.” I said laughing. She squealed, “YES!”. Robbie just shook his head pulling into the school parking lot. ,”See you guys here at 3:00 Robbie spoke clearly before turning the car off and heading inside the school. Lauren and I stepped out the car almost as suddenly as Robbie left. My first class is math; I think there should be a law about having math to early in the day. First of all your tired and you are basically waking up instead of learning during the first hour. If you’re you not lucky enough to wake up, like me. You’re at a loss. Lauren tapped me,” I heard we have a substitute today, No Mr. Sanders today.” Lauren spoke evenly. As we strolled down the hallway in the direction of her locker. Lauren smiled at some body and returned a wave back. ,”Good.” I replied. Mr. Sanders was partially the reason why I wasn’t good in math. He was a middle age man, who had a “comb over” You know when your balding on the top and yet, you have enough hair at the sides to pull four strands up to cover the bald spot. Yup. It may not be the best reason but trust me; it’s enough of a reason. Lauren opened her locker taking out our math bath. An orange book that literally had four hundred pages complete with index. Lauren groaned shifting it from right arm to left arm as she closed her locker. ,”It would be so much easier if they could summarize everything.” Lauren said as we made our way to our first class. I chuckled. Lauren and I had two classes together; Math was our first hour than I’d see her in 5th hour once lunch was over. Lauren suddenly skidded over the lump that was lodged under the ugly purple and blue carpet that was in every classroom in the school. I hadn’t noticed quick enough to take action, so I ran smack into her back. The domino effect took its toll as she fell ;her purse flew up in the air upside down spewing out all of its contents. The big orange math book was so heavy it instantly hit the floor sliding across and toward the teacher. Lauren hit the floor and I fell on top of her my book bag somehow flew high enough to hit one of the lights and completely knock out the bulb. Lauren laughed hysterically along with me as I fell smack on top of her. That lump had been there every class for the past two months, how in the hell did we forget that? The teacher wide eyed stared speechless, as we laughed. ,”Nice going Lauren and Evan.” Somebody shouted form the back and the class up roared with laughter. This was definitely gonna be a long day.
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I chewed the eraser on the end of pencil trying to melt into the carpet hoping Mrs. Wells wouldn’t call on me. I had this English class with Dylan and out of the corner of my eye I saw the smirk on his face growing to a full fledge smile. I could kill him if she somehow noticed me because of him. Suddenly; ,”Evan, Can you please give us the answer?” Mrs. Wells said her voice rising another octave on the last word . “You know I don’t know it..”
I thought to myself. Mrs. Wells; Green eyes, brown hair, tall and very chubby with pale skin. I sighed forgetting I had been chewing on my eraser. I choked swallowing some of it. ,”What was the question again?” I asked hoping the sheer annoyance in my voice would make her back down. Nope. She only walked closer to my desk. If only I could fall into the floor right now. ,” Miss Lake, I don’t like repeating myself. You need to pay attention. You don’t even have your book open.” And with that Mrs. Wells just shook her head and walked to the board to jot something down as she continued her lesson. I heard Amber Gray snicker behind me as she said ,”Wow! TOTAL bitch.” I started laughing until I realized she had said it loud enough for everyone to hear, including Mrs. Wells. “MISS LAKE, MISS GRAY. Office. NOW!” she snapped at both of us without turning around. I mumbled under my breath as Amber and I shrugged our backpacks on. Amber pushed the door opened and I followed.,” Wow, she is so stupid..UGH!” Amber said loud enough for the empty hall way to echo. I looked at her nodding in agreement. We had finally reached the office. Before I could turn the door knob, a guy with curly blue hair pulled the door open; almost knocking into me and Amber. I jumped back. ,”Sorry.” He said without looking up as he hurriedly walked out the doors of the school. I only shook my head letting amber go in first. We both slumped in the hard chair in front of the principles secretary. Katelyn; Pretty blonde lady with hazel eyes. She was shuffling through a couple folders in the cabinet situated next to her desk, folding a manila folder back she began typing something into the computer while jotting something down on the papers that were neatly stacked on top of the folder. ,”Amber, Evan. I’m tired of seeing you two. Every day, it’s the same thing. If I see you two one more time, I’m giving you both detention for one month. Who was it this time? You know what never mind, When the bell rings for 4th hour, I want you both out of here, I’m tired of seeing your faces.” She said without even looking up. She printed something out and handed Amber a piece of paper as she handed me one too. It was a behavior sheet;
Student Behavioral and Detention Slip
, Has failed to do what was asked. Consequence(s) is/are as followed;
Student has failed to improve his/her behavior. She/He must abide by the consequence given or parent or guardian will be reached. Student- Evan Lake
( A.) Detention
B. Call to parent/guardian C. Meeting with principle. D. Other__________________________
Student Signature_______________
Parent Signature ________________
Faculty/Teacher/Principle Signature________________
“Sign it, and if you keep it up, I will be sure to get those other signatures” Katelyn spoke with ease and authority somehow. Amber and I both signed handing back both papers as the bell rang shortly . Amber and I stepped out the office, entering the cafeteria now. We both separated waving good-byes to each other. I skimmed the caf looking for Lauren, Dylan, and Robbie. They never sat in the same spot. Giving up I stood in the lunch line. The lunch menu was tacked into the side of the wall. I decided on the chicken salad surprise.My eyes gazed back into the cafeteria; It was huge. It was fitting its full capacity of three-hundred and fifty students. All of the tables were a horrid brown color but at least they were sturdy. I normally got along with everyone except for a few. I’m not popular but most people knew me by nickname or name. I looked around for Lauren. I still didn’t see her. I looked up as I grabbed a tray asking the lunch lady for the chicken salad surprise. I saw nothing different about the salad. I shrugged finally deciding to sit by Justin. He was sitting with a couple cheerleaders and jocks. We all got along nicely except for Justin’s two groupies; Nina and Tiffany. Nina had slept with most of the jocks including Justin. Tiffany on the other hand was sleeping with Justin and pretending that Nina wasn’t sleeping with him too. Why Lauren liked him I didn’t know. I sat my tray down. ,”Hey Evvie, everyone said in unison excluding Tiffany and Nina. I smiled slapping high fives and giving hugs. ,”Hey have you guys seen Lauren?” I asked chewing on the chicken I had put in my mouth. ,”The hot Asian chick?” said Brent with a sparkle in his deep-sea blue eyes. ,”She’s Japanese, and yes, the hot chick.” I said with air quotes. ,”Awe, Laurie went to the nurse after you guys ate all that carpet.” Leah said giggling. Everybody laughed a little. ,”Wow, I hope I didn’t facture anything when I fell on her.” I twisted my mouth a little running a finger through my hair. ,”Evvie, you looked so hot with your long red hair, I don’t know why you cut it. Remember when everybody use to call you red instead of Evan.” Sarah spoke this time, she had been in the same grade as me since 2nd grade. ,”Wow, you remember that far back, that was years ago.” I said looking at her intently as I stuffed more chicken salad in my mouth. ,”Oh god, Evz I’m going to throw up if you keep eating that.”Justin said his eyes staring in horror and disgust at my chicken salad surprise. Sarah ignored his comment. ,”Yeah, how could you forget? You were the only girl in the class with fire engine red hair to your waist. ,”The surprise is pee with artificial flavoring.” I heard somebody behind me. I lean my head back and smiled at Lauren. ,”LAURIE!! You are okay! Yay!” Leah squealed pulling Lauren into a hug before I could. I saw Laurens eyes lock on Justin before she grabbed Leah in an embrace. I shook my head and looked at the salad again. ,”What’s the surprise.” I spoke to no one in particular as I eyed my salad. A lunch lady passing by called back, “We baked it today.” We all started laughing at our own stupidity. Sitting by Justin I got the front row seat to a show I did not agree to be invited into. Nina was jacking Justin off underneath the table. If Tiffany knew she basically did what she always did and ignore it. Somehow he was handingly it very well. If a guy were playing with my under the table I woulda been all over the place. I really needed to get Lauren together with somebody more loyal. Justin was looking at Lauren and was now losing a lot of his control. I got up and threw my salad away before anything got on me. I grabbed Lauren’s arm and lead her outside in the cold. Lauren blew her breathe into a small cloud. ,”If I can make It through 5th, 6th, and 7th hour without going insane, It will be a miracle.” I laughed,” Amber and I got sent to the office again, Katelyn threaten us with detention for a month.” I said shrugging. Lauren laughed turn her head to look at me now. ,”That’s like an every week thing, and Wow after you have been to that same office a billon times in the last three months, she decided to do something disciplinary now?” Lauren laughed again and added ,”And stop calling her Katelyn her name is Mrs. Janis if she knew you called her that she’d probably kill you for disrespecting her well being.” At that I laughed more and ran behind Lauren back inside out of the cold.
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School was hours behind me now and it was now 5:30pm and I was on my computer on a website designed by the school for only the student of our district.
Evan”RedHead” Lake
Lauren! What pg were we pose 2 do 4 mth?
Lauriesnotazn
Uhmmmmmmz O,o 69-70
Evan”RedHead” Lake
OY! TY!
FrenchFries
Evz, can I cum over? Bored :/
Evan”RedHead” Lake
lol, not 2nite.
DylanLanez
Hi skool.
Evan”RedHead” Lake
Hey Dyl, -Rushes thru mathHWM-
Lauriesnotazn
;) heeey Dylan!
Evan”RedHead” Lake
-Angrily rips notebook apart- AWHHH!
Lauriesnotazn
-Bakzaway- :(:(
Evan”RedHead” Lake
Sorry Laur, :*
Justin”Smooth”QB
Hey gang.
Evan”RedHead” Lake
How was ur undr the table fun? 8->
Justin”Smooth”QB
Relieving ;)
Evan”RedHead” Lake
Ewh.. –Lo.okz @ laurie- JUST wtf?
Lauriesnotazn
Idk.. Hi Justin^.^
Justin”Smooth”QB
Hello there, BEAUTIFUL ;) U lukd stunnin’ 2day n your wht sweater dress ensemble.
Lauriesnotazn
Awwe shuxz. O=)
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-Smilez-
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Oh MAH GAWD –
NinaLarson
Justin, Be By @ 12:30. ;)
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WOW, I thnk I threw up a lil.
FrenchFries
She’s a good lay, if you dnt think bout how many timez she gets laid
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Texte: I got the two pictures from google, and I put them together and changed the emotion of the cover. lol
DO NOT STEAL.
I also would not recommend reading this book if you can not handle cussing and sexual terms.
Thank you
-tai
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