=Welcome=
Hello all!
So, some of you may have read some of my books before.
Some of you may actually know me and we talk frequently.
And some of you may have NO idea what you are doing here or how you got here. But no matter who you are or why you are here, I want to welcome you!
This book is going to be filled with random ranting and sometimes just complete randomness in general.
Anyhow, you already know that if you read the description. This first chapter isn't actually a rant. It's basically everything you need to know about me sooooo;
Me name is Rey.
My age is irrelivant.
My location is irrelivant as well.
I LOVE anime. My favorite anime is Black Butler.
I also love music. My favorite bands are SLeeping with Sirens, Black Viel Brides, and Hollywood Undead.
I skate. Skateboard, ice skate, roller skate.... it's all awesome.
I wear black a lot. Not because I am emo or goth but because.... I dunno. Cx
I love horror anything! Games, music, movies.... I live for Halloween.
People always flirt with me *sighs* A lot. All the time. It annoys me but do they care? NOPE.
Oh, and I am really sarcastic, if you haven't noticed.
I am currently leanring Japanese, German, French, and Spanish.
And my looks? Reeeeally long brown fluffy hair, blue eyes, black glasses, and usually random bracelets are all over my wrists.
And I also wear beanies a lot cause I sometimes just don't feel like fighting with my hair.... ehehe.
Ah, and I like roleplaying! It is totally fun.
Anyhow, enough about me. Let's get to ranting, shall we?
Respect
Alright, so most of you have probably heard the words, "Respect your elders." I know I have heard it. All the time people tell me to respect my elders. But you know, my elders don't respect me. So why should I respect them?
Anybody else run into this before?
I mean, I am walking down the street, and I notice this old lady glaring at me. Why? I have no idea. Maybe it is because I am wearing all black. Probably. Most people have issues with the colors I wear. Pray tell, why would she glare at me? Does she know me? NOPE. So, remembering the words "Respect your elders" I force a smile at this crow-looking woman and do you know what she does? SHe glares at me a little more, then turn around and walks away.
No smiles back.
Nothing.
Just more anger for no reason.
Alright but wait I have more. What about when people call you names, (whore, slut, hoe) even though they don't know anything about you? So much for respect. Man, I think I just saw respect fly out of the window. These people don't even have the word respect in their vocabulary.
So I have this little story. I have a friend, right? He is totally cool. He and I hang out a lot, usually with my brother, his sister, and a couple friends. Well one day we are all hanging out, and he tells me his older sister called me a whore.
Best part?
I have never met his sister- and she has never met me.
And I also found out why she called me a whore. Can you guess why? It's because she thinks I like her brother (my friend.) How petty is that?
Ridiculous. Guys, people like these are haters. They ain't got any respect for anybody or anything. And you know what you say to these people? "Deuces."
Can You Not
I am so tired of people being so arrogant.
I know this guy, right? His dad is a lawyer, so growing up, this guy basically had the world handed to him on a silver platter. Now, he works with his dad sort of, but he is trying to get his "five seconds of fame" and he thinks he is so talented and cool. He even made an album. He thinks he is gonna be some famous singer- the next Fall Out Boy or whatever.
But this dude can't sing. I am so serious right now.... this guy has the worst voice in the world. He isn't gonna be even a little famous. But he doesn't listen to anybody.
And this guy thinks he is better than everyone else. Always acting like a know-it-all and making sure you know when you are wrong. (Which is almost all the time). And if you prove him wrong? Better watch out. This man throws tantrums like a two-year old little girl.
Ah, and another great thing about him?
He thinks he can get any girl he wants to sleep with him. He has been chasing after a friend of mine for a while now. About two years? I think he sees her as a challenge because he wont leave her alone.
And I told him to back off of my friend. I told him a lot of very mean things. (Note, I am very mean to him. All the time. He hates me. I hate him.) And do you know what he did? He plastered this stupid smug smile on his face and said over and over again, "Calm down, dearie." (Mind you, he knows I hate it when he says "dearie" cause that used to be my word."
This guy is just the worst person to deal with. Him and every other human like him. They seriously need to carry a potted plant around with them to make up for all the oxygen they are wasting.
Sorry, that last part was a little harsh.
Spelling
I know we all make mistakes. And many of those mistakes are spelling mistakes. Especially now that we have autocorrect- that jerk who follows us around and decides to make fools out of us.
But then there are the times we make fools out of ourselves.
Because we apparently don't have the common sense to look up a word or ask how it's spelled.
And we end up saying things like,
"I want to watch anime without subtittles."
Subtittles, guys. She wanted to watch anime without subtittles.
Now, being myself, right after I read this persons statement about wanting to watch anime without subTITTLES, I died of laughter. I found myself laughing so hard I couldn't breath. (Most of you probably think that was immature of me. You are totally right. But do I care? Nah.)
Because I think all of you guys are great, I want you to do something for me so you never embaress yourself like this. I want you to ALWAYS READ WHAT YOU WRITE BEFORE YOU SEND IT. ALWAYS. Because in complete honesty, I have made myself look like an idiot due to spelling errors as well (Although it was autocorrect both times).
Here are some things that might make you laugh (Yes. All of these are things I have said. Except for the second one... that was my friends spelling error.)
"I'll be back in a sex." "OMFG DO NOT READ THAT I MEANT SEC."
"My mom told me to shit it off." "WOW. I mean *****SHUT"
"Dads masturbating the lawn right now." "Mowing. Seriously autocorrect?! Masturbating the lawn?!"
So again. Always read what you type before you send it.
Girls+Fighting
Most girls can't fight. Most girls are too dainty and girlish to get their hands dirty.
That is just a fact of life.
But if a girl says she will beat you up, why not believe her?
Okay so you see, this kid decided he had the audacity to call my brother "gay". My brother, not really being the fighting type, came and told me. So I go outside and tell this kid to back off before I hurt him. And you know what this kid says? He basically tells me that I wont.... no wait, I can't do anything because I am a girl.
Hm. Because I am a girl. Ohhhh yeah, which means I don't know how to throw a punch, right? WRONG. My father has taught me self defense, my uncle has taught me ways to bring down grown men with only a knuckle. Please do not ever tell me that I can't hurt you because I am a girl.
Or else you will find yourself in a very uncomfortable postion, much like the one that the kid in this story found himself in.
I just love it when people say I can't hurt them. It brings me great joy to prove them wrong.
Moral of the story?
Don't cross me and then say I can't hurt you. Actually, don't cross anyone and say they can't do anything to you. Because there is a 67% chance that they actually can fight way better than you.
Flirting
I am so sick of flirts. They are every where. And the worst part? They are like cockroaches. Where there is one, there is many.
I get it, though. You see a "pretty girl" with long hair, black combat boots, black jeans, and a hoodie and your first thought it, "I should say some derrogatory things to make this girl want to beat me up."
Am I right?
No?
Oh, well that is what SEEMS to go through your mind.
I mean, again, where is the respect these days? You don't bark at a girl unless you want her to flip you off. You dont respond with "Anytime any place" when a girl says "Fuck you."
You don't catcall. You politely, like a gentleman, open a door for this young lady, or you nicely ask her name. You don't act like a sex driven douche bag who wants nothing more to get in someones pants.
I mean seriously. To all you males out there: start thinking with your upstairs brain. Your penis should not make desicions for you.
Girls (at least the ones that are worth something) do not like perverted guys. I mean, if you are dating a guy and he is a bit of a perv, that's one thing. But when a random guy comes up to you and decides he can just puts his hands all over you, that's a TOTALLY different thing.
Do something like that, and you will find yourself with broken fingers, my friend.
Be Honest
Alright, let's have some straight up honesty here. What do you guys think of me?
Because recently, I have found out (from rumors, mind you), that I-
1.) Am a slut
2.) Need a better music tatse (I hate this one. I love my music, thank you.)
3.) Too tall (Whatever that means)
4.) Flirt with everyone
5.) A dork cause I like anime (I honestly think this one should be a compliment)
And a few other things. Now, see, I know I am cocky. I know I am mean, and violent. I know I am soooo very sarcastic and have a very dark sense of humor. I know I act a bit like a guy and hang around males more than females. *shrugs* Sue me. That's just who I am.
So anyhow, what are your guys' opinions? Honestly? I am sick of secrets so ._.
Those Kind of People That Just....
Okay so recently, and amigo of mine contributed a couple of rants to this book. Here is one.
"I have a fellow classmate in high school who will bitch about anything and everything. The weather, the temperature, how many times he jacks off? Seriously? NO one needs to know that. This guy is like the stereotypical teenage girl to the extreme. And if anyone dares to try to stop him or contradict him in any way, he will say "Person, Imma slap you so hard." This makes me want to give him a foot long to the face. But that's not all. He will probe into your life, and ask you questions from if you've had a phone to if you've watched porn! Seriously? This makes me wish it was the 60s so i could knock his block off and they'd say "Boys will be boys." "
......Can we just have a moment of silence for this friend of mine? I mean, dealing with people like this and having the self control to NOT hurt this dude.... that's talent, right there.
But seriously, on to the ranting. First of all, this guy my friend mentioned (we are gonna call him.... Pedo. Cause he seems like one.) Alright so Pedo needs to realize that NOBODY CARES HOW MANY TIMES YOU JACK OFF. If any of you reading this feel the urge to tell people how many times you jack off, please go sit in a corner and think about life because NO. THAT IS JUST A WHOLE LOT OF NOPE RIGHT THERE. It's great and all that you jack off, but-news flash- nobody cares! I know that may come as a shock, but it's true!
Second, the whole "Person, imma slap you so hard" comment? Reeeeeeaaaaally? Are ya sure? Cause you seem like the type of guy who is all bark and no bite. I mean, do you even know how to throw a punch correctly? Probably not. Also, if someone is telling you about a problem they got with you, you don't say things like that. You listen. And if you don't like what they have to say, you walk away. Stop with the empty threats and obnoxiousness.
Third..... Dearest Pedo, if you are reading this by any chance- YOU DO NOT PROBE INTO PEOPLES LIVES. Doing things like that just screams "I am immature, creepy, probably worship Selena Gomez, and am very insecure." I mean, if you have known the person a while or whatever, it's not as weird. But just popping off with questions like "So, hey. You watch porn?" is totally not cool. Actually, that is a good way to get beat up (at least it is if you live where I live.)
So, my lovely readers, I ask you to step back and take a good look at yourself. If you are ANYTHING like Pedo, you may want to make some serious changes.
Or not. I mean, I guess it's up to you. You could either be cool, or a totally gross freak. Your choice completely.
Arrogant Idiots
Alright so first, some of you know that I am learning Japanese. Well, there is this guy. We will call him "Dick" for now, because that is exactly what he is- an arrogant dick. So, I am in a class session and Watanabe Sensei is letting us speak so she can hear our intonations, and Dick wont turn off his mic! He keeps trying to teach /with/ sensei! Well this guy was in karate. So because Dick was in karate and has learned some Japanese, he thinks he somehow knows more than us peasants.
Bro. I have been watching anime for a while now. I spent my summer break studying Japanese. I spend a lot of time working on the intonations and hand writing. Where do you find the AUDACITY to act like you are better than me somehow? I mean, you can HEAR the arrogance in Dicks voice. I just can't STAND THIS GUY.
Just..... why do people have to be so arrogant?
Relationships
OKAY SO RECENTLY I HAVE NOTICED THAT LIKE NONE OF THE WORLDS POPULATION KNOWS WHAT A RELATIONSHIP IS.
A RELATIONSHIP IS NOT HAVING A PERSON TO TOUCH AND KISS AND USE AS AN ACCESORY OR SEX TOY.
IF YOU THINK THAT IS WHAT A RELATIONSHIP IS, YOU NEED HELP.
I am sorry guys but I am SICK and TIRED of seeing people be in a relationship for two days, exchange "I love you"'s like those three words don't mean anything, and then leaving eachother because they got "bored" or whatever.
No
No
No
No
No
Okay so first off, never ever ever ever ever EVER say "I love you" to someone unless you mean it with your entire being. You don't just like that person, you would DIE for that person. You know a lot about the person, you TRUST that person with your heart, you would do anything for that person, you love that persons good qualities AND their flaws you LOVE THEM. You don't just say it cause you're in a relationship! You say it cause you mean it! And you don't just throw those eight letters around whenever. You- again guys- say it WHEN YOU MEAN IT.
Second, a relationship is so much more than what society makes it. It is having another half- a best friend. A person to share everything with and be with and never get tired of. The word "relationship" is not just a status. It's an actual /thing/ and it's amazing. Relationships are amazing if you are with the right person. I know because I have seen people in the right releationship before and it is one of the most beautiful things ever to exist.
Oh, and, in a relationship, you should NOT try to make your significant other jealous. If you feel the need to do that, you are obviously not mature enough for a relationship. If you feel jealous because your boyfriend or girlfriend did something that made you jealous, TELL THEM. TELL THEM AND IF THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND, THEY ARE NOT WORTH IT.
Another thing that shows they aren't worth it- if they cheat on you, look at other people, flirt with other people, or anything like that. Guys, do not stay in a relationship if you constantly feel jealius and insecure cause your companion is being a player. Those relationships are really bad for you.
And if you have to act like someone else to make your significant other like you, again, they are not worth it.
So seriously guys, put some thought into your relationships. Don't just leave people cause you get bored, don't jump into a relationship without thinking, and don't be stupid.
Sorry if this chapter has a lot of typos. I feel a little under the weather today and I don't feel like proof reading it~
Singing In Japanese
This may come as a shock to some people, but it isn't easy to sing in Japanese! So yeah, go ahead and laugh as I fumble through Vocaloid lyrics, but how about YOU try to sing both parts of "Suki Kirai" by Len and Rin?! (For the record though, I totally nearly have that song down ^-^)
Seriously. I mean, thanks for saying I am weird for listening to Vocaloid and J-Pop, but would ya PLEASE take your opinions and rude remarks and annoying stares ELSEWHERE?!
*sighs* Short chapter, but serious anger. Tired of being judged cause I am not like the others. I am not with the "in-crowd" or whatever. My bad! I am soooo sorry that I can't stand half the songs they replay over and over again on the radio! I apologize for not wearing Uggs, hating flower print, and flower crowns, and not taking selfies.... I am so sorry!..... not. I like who I am. So go copulate with yourself.
"Looks"
Okay, so a lot of people say I am pretty. A lot of people.
I personally don't like myself. At all. I don't think I am pretty, funny, cool, I hate my voice and laugh, and I just.... don't like myself at all ._. But I don't go fishing for compliments, always saying I am ugly or denying stuff when people say I am pretty.
But you know....
I wonder what would happen if I did like myself. I mean, honestly. I have noticed some things. When people say "Omg I am so ugly", everyone goes "Whatever! You look great", but when people say "Wow, I look good", people say "Chill your ego."
????
I dunno, this just has me confused. I guess people are just never satisfied and we are all destined to whine about everything.
Ye.
I LOVE THESE SONGS
So I have recently come to love these songs (Yes, I am aware this chapter isn't a rant. Get over it.)
Isolation Thanatos- Rin Kagamine
Balsam- Kaai Yuki Cover
Handbeat Clocktower- Kaito
So yes these songs win at life
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