UR CRAZY!
I KNOW. LET ME TELL U THIS: I'M MARK'S CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND.
HUH?
PREPARE FOR COMPLETE AND TOTAL HEARTBREAK, FRIZZY HAIR, DATELESS NIGHTS, AND AN EVEN UGLIER FACE, YOU HO!!!!


ELIZABETH: SHE'S TOTALLY NUTS.
MARK: I KNOW, BABE. I'LL TALK TO HER.

ANN: MARK, WHY? WHY DO YOU LOVE HER AND NOT ME?
ANN: MARK? MARK? MARK!!!!
ANN: WHERE IS THAT BEE?
ELIZABETH: EXCUSE ME?
MARK: ANN LEAV LIZ ALONE
ANN:MARK MARK MARK UR MEANT TO BE WITH ME AND YOU KNOW IT!
MARK: NOPE THTS A HUGE NO ANN MARIE VCECH
ANN:UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANN: MARK?
ANN:MARK?!
ANN:MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SOB)
ANN: MARK
MARK:: Hmm?
ANN: KISS ME AND I'LL STRIP 4 U :) :*
MARK: EWWWW NO!!!!!!!!!!

MARK HAS SIGNED OFF. HE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU. HE FOUND A PERSON WHOM HE LOVES VERY MUCH. HE BROKE UP WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO CONTROL HIM AND BECAME JEALOUS. NOW LEAVE HIM ALONE. AND LEAVE ELIZABETH ALONE. SHE DID NOT STEAL HIM FROM YOU. SHE IS SMART AND BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOU ARE AN EXTREMEMLY CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND?? YOU'RE NOT THE CRAZIEST, BUT YOU'RE AWFULLY CLOSE. GO STRIP FOR ANOTHER MAN.

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