Welcome To The Bible
Rewrite of GNR's Welcome To The Jungle
Welcome to the bible
Where you'll soon learn
Life ain't all fun and games
We got everything
You could ever want
We know all the holy names
We got the god that you'll find
Whenever you pray
He'll give to you
What you need
Don't need no money, honey
For our good Dr. Jesus
To cure you of your diease
In the bible
Welcome to the bible
Why don't you let it bring you to your kn-kn-knees
Let it plant in you its seed
Welcome to the bible
We got ya a prayer for every day
If you want it
It can plant its seed
For your sins
His life was the price
They made him pay
And even if you're a very sleezy girl
You too can ask and be forgiven
If you please
You can wash in his bright light
Set your slutty past free
In the bible
Welcome to the bible
Stay away from that serpentine
His holy name only
I, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the bible
We got words of wisdom for ya every day
You'll learn to live like a much different animal
In the bible where we pray
If you got a hunger
Believe in that which you've yet to see
Live each moment
Just for him
Faithfully
He can give to you everything
My brothers and sisters
Just listen to me
In the bible
Welcome to the bible
Why don't you let it bring you to your kn-kn-knees
Let it plant its seed
And once you've experienced it
That spiritful high
Oh oh you'll never
Ever wanna pray down
So, bow down
Into that pit you'll never be
Sucked down
So low down
Yeah!
You know what you're reading
You're reading the bible, baby
Everlasting life
You're never gonna die
In the bible
Welcome to the bible
Why don't you let it bring you to your kn-kn-knees
In the bible
Welcome to the bible
Stay away from that serpentine
Bible, welcome to the bible
Why don't you let it bring you to your kn-kn-knees, knees
Between the pages of the bible
Welcome to the bible
Why don't you let it bring you to your
Why don't you let it bring you to your...huh!
2013 Ramona Thompson
Paradise City
Rewrite of GNR'S song by the same name
Even for an urchin livin' under the street
He's got a deal
No matter how hard your case
Just can't be beat
No, this ain't no fake or charity case
This is everybody's Heavenly earned treat
At the end of all time
Standin' waitin' in that judgement line
Ragz or richez
In a manison or in a cardboard box
Don't matter where you stay
Don't gotta have fortune and fame
Can't buy your way in
Just gotta be forgiven for your most unholy crime
And you'll be his sweet child
For all the rest of time
Chorus
Take me up
To that paradise city
Where there is no greed or mean
And everyone there is just so Heavenly
Sweet Lord
Take me home
Even if you find yourself
Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Just remember
It's never too late
To repent and keep that Heavenly date
Always you can be saved
By havin' the faith in what you don't see
Tell me son
Do you believe?!
Chorus
Not so far away
Not so far away
No, he's never that far away
So you say you've been ripped apart
Left nothin' but a court jester
With a broken heart
Oh my child, never fear
For Jesus once said
Turn it around and I'll take
Ya back to the start
Might say I'm losin' my mind
Call me stupid and blind
But trust me, boy
Cause I've been there
Where you are
Seen 'em young and old alike
Saved a million times!
2013 Ramona Thompson
Sweet Savior O Mine
Rewrite of GNR's Sweet Child O' Mine
He's got a smile
Seems to me
Takes away all the pain of my childhood memories
Makes everything in my life
As fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then whenever I think of his face
He takes me away from that terrible place
From his path
Never lets me stray too long
Cause he knows if I did
I'd probably break and die
Whoa, oh oh sweet savior o mine
Whoa oh oh
So glad your sweet love is mine
His Heaven sent eyes
So many times have saved me
From the demonic one's lies
Never left me
To dream alone in the rain
Never ever left
Alone to feel an ounce of pain
His Heavenly lair is my warm, safe place
Where from all evil I can hide
And pray that never will I let him down
Never will I let his blessings pass me by
Whoa, oh oh sweet savior o mine
Whoa oh oh
So glad your sweet love is mine
Whoa oh oh sweet savior o mine
Whoa oh oh
So glad your sweet love is mine
Where would I be
Where would I be now
Where would I be
Where would I be now
Oh, where would I be now
Where would I be
Where would I be now
Sweet savior
Ooh, where would I be now
Where would I be
Oh, where would I be
Oh, where would I be
Now now now now
Now now now
Sweet savior
Sweet savior o mine
2013 Ramona Thompson
It'd Be So Easy
Rewrite of GNR's It's So Easy
I say why don't you wear that sunday dress
Your lord try to please
Do more then just your very best
From you let no one the holy spirit take
Just once gotta try
This day to make
Come on now, girl
It'd be so easy, easy
If you'd just listen to me
You just might find yourself happy, baby
It'd be so easy, so easy
If you'd just listen to your savior and me
Instead of church goin'
On your couch
You're crashin' every night
Your life's goals losin' sight
If you're not careful
You're gonna be burnin' in that fire
Miss out on his Heavenly light
Cause againest the dark
You're not fightin' every night
Chorus
So easy
If only you'd listen to your savior and me
It would all fit so right
All your fears would fade into the night
If only you would look up
Instead of down
I know you wanna reach out
But you think it's just not cool
Honey, why don't you tell whoever told you that to....
JUMP OFF!
Yeah, can't get nothin' without
Bein' willin' to give a little something
Don't be scared
Know what ya gotta do
Turn around and make that switch
Baby, give us some kinda hope for you
Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do
And I know
You don't wanna be bored
chorus
So easy
If only you'd listen to your savior and me
It would all fit so right...
All your fears would fade into the night
So come with me
Don't ask me where
Cause only our lord is in the know
I'm tryin' to save you
So please, please, honey
Don't be such a stubborn ho
When...
It'd be so easy
So very so easy
It'd be so easy
It'd be so easy
So very easy
It'd be so easy
It'd be so easy
So, oh, it'd be so easy
It'd be so easy
So very easy
It's be so easy
Yeah !
2013 Ramona Thompson
Out Ta Get Me
Rewrite of GNR's song by the same name
Devil always hidin' out and layin' low
Got his wicked sights set on me
Well you know always that Satan
Will try to interrupt your savior's flow
Drain away your sanity
He can break thru those church doors
He can try to assert his so called rights
But he'll never get the best of me
He can scream and yell
And raise his Hell all night
My savior will protect me
I refuse to let him
In my head
I refuse to see
Through his cruel eyes
Won't allow him
Near any part of me
Cause I got something
Far more holy inside
That's a million miles long
Devil's out ta get me
But he won't claim me
I'm rightously innocent
Too strong is the bond to break
Between my lord and me
Sometime's it's easy to forget
Where you really want your soul to be goin'
Sometime's it's hard to believe
And everytime you let down your watch
Forget to be prayin'
That's when ole Beezlebub tries to succeed
He tries to paint me
Into a corner
Make me curse and fight
But he can't tempt me
When I preach
He can yell
And raise his Hell all night
Won't come between my God and me
I refuse to let him
In my head
Cause I got something
Far more holy inside
Screamin' get thee behind me, Satan
And be gone!
Chorus
Some people I know
Listen to the little devil
On their shoulder
Always they try to sway me
But I don't buy into all that athesist crap
They try to feed me
So quick am I to disagree
Chorus
Devil's out ta get me
But he won't ever claim me
I'm rightously innocent
So you can get thee Satan behind me
Never gonna change this heart of mine
2013 Ramona Thompson
My Messiah
Rewrite of GNR's My Michelle
There's so many things you don't know, no
Not without Jesus around
All the time you speak
Makin' love to gin and heroin
Only gonna leave you someday soon
Under the ground
Long ago it seems of your true goals
You lost sight
No, it ain't no joke
Boy, that coke
It'll never set you free
Unless you live for a different destiny
Give up all this nonsense and insanity
Well, well, well
To whom can your troubles you tell
Well well well
My Michelle
Why don't you try
My Messiah
For your answer
To earn you
An eternal Heavenly treasure
Sowed enough wild oates
Now it's time
You looked up
Instead of down
For your luxuries
Today could be your lucky someday
To put all your earthly troubles to sleep
Never can start too early
To take what he offers
So free
So before on top of you
Another demonic night falls
Why don't you reach out to unlock that gate
Waiting for your Heavenly key
Chorus 2X
Everybody needs his love
Girl, you must know that that's true
I pray someday
If not today
You'll find someone who can save you
Do whatever it takes
To keep you from staying
Lost in the dark
All alone
Make you feel better
Instead of so damn bitter
Someday maybe
You'll come to understand
Just what I mean
Ooh my sweet
Just one more word
Word for word
This song is true
Case you have't heard
So c'mon and please stop that cryin'
All that poutin', lyin' and drug abusin'
Wheres it all gonna lead
We know that time burns
Honey just start believin'
An' maybe he'll give you what you deserve
Chorus
2013 Ramona Thompson
You're Crazy
Rewrite of GNR's song by the same name
Say you can't find a trace
Say you've given up on your heart
Grown much too jaded and dark
Don't believe anymore in a savior
Because you've never felt his love
No, no you believe only in your own self satis-satis-satisfaction
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Say you don't need his love
On your own
You'll find your own
Find your own salvation
Yeah yeah
Gonna see too late
Where your soul is goin'
When he turns his back on ya
What ya gonna do
When he says I was there
For you everywhere
Did't want me then
Don't get me now
I just can't
I just can't, son
Forgive you
No, no you believe only in your own self satis-satis-satisfaction
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Say you don't need his love
On your own
You'll find your own
Find your own salvation
Yeah yeah
Believe that?
You can make it without him?
You're crazy
Ooh breaks my heart
You're crazy
Oh my lost child
My mislead lamb
God only knows
You're crazy
Say boy
Only gonna get a crumb
Never the whole pie
If you keep on
Believin' that way
When I was dumber
I used to be an assclown like you
And I too said
No, no you believe only in your own self satis-satis-satisfaction
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Say you don't need his love
On your own
You'll find your own
Find your own salvation
Yeah yeah
You know you're crazy, child
Believin' that way
You're f-ing crazy
Breaks my heart
To know you're crazy
My poor lost lamb
God only knows
You must be crazy
Yeah, we all know you are
In Hell's flames goin' down
Cause you refused to believe
You're crazy
2013 Ramona Thompson
Satan Is Such A Pain
Rewrite of GNR's Nighttrain
Load that s.o.b. up on a freight train
Drop that little red bastard
Outta an aeroplane
Ain't gonna let him chew on my brain
One more time, tonight, look out!
Well outta his unholy path
I've a struttin'
Cause he's one bad mother
Lowdown rattle snake
Tryin' to twist my arm
Said man I ain't lookin'
To be no demon's mindless machine
Don't drink that kinda gasoline
No, no buddy
You just ain't got what it takes
To make this man's motor run
Well I ain't the kind go left
When I know I should go right
Ain't gonna live like
No 9 live cat
Givin' in to his dog eat dog sly smile
He's a molotov cocktail with a match to go
Just ain't my style
And I can tell ya honey
If you're with him
You ain't makin' my money tonight
Wake up too late, honey
To find a devil in an angel's clothing
Here's for you
What's gonna be in store
Hell for you and Heaven for me
If by tonight
You don't wise up and....
Chorus
That Satan is such a pain
I really hate his stuff
That Satan is such a pain
Really Red Man we've had more then enough
That Satan is such a pain
If only he would disappear
Never to return
Chorus
That Satan is such a pain
And I really wish someone would give him some
That Satan is such a pain
I'd love to kick him till he's numb
That Satan is such a pain
Always out to cause pain
Make an innocent crash and burn
That Satan is such a pain
Makes me just wanna
Throw my guts up
That Satan is such a pain
Jerk! He really tears my cup
That Satan is such a pain, whoa, yeah
That Satan is such a pain
Hate his stuff
That Satan is such a pain
Really, Little Red Man
We've had more then enough
That Satan is such a pain
Hate his stuff
That Satan is such a pain
Really, Little Red Man
We've had more then enough
That Satan is such a pain
I guess he'll
I guess I guess
I guess he'll never learn
Oh that Satan is such a pain
Go on back home
To the gutter you crawled out of
Satan you pain
Hope someday you'll disappear
Never to return
2013 Ramona Thompson
That's Where I'm Goin'
Rewrite of GNR's Anything Goes
I been thinkin'
Thinkin' bout what he's gonna do next
Always hungry to learn something
That I have't learnt yet
Say hey baby if you follow him
You won't have nothin' to lose
Yeah, if his bright light you choose
I guarentee he'll show you something
Something that can save you
His holy way-ALL THE WAY
That's where I'm goin' tonight
His holy way-ALL THE WAY
That's where I'm goin' tonight
Down on your knees
Beggin' lord please
I need you bad
Got myself in a bind
Feelin' that red devil squeeze
Fed up with always lookin' down
Give yourself over to that holy body
An' you'll be able to do it all
His holy way-ALL THE WAY
That's where I'm goin' tonight
2013 Ramona Thompson
That Kinda Mean
Rewrite of GNR's Rocket Queen
So you say you don't need anyone
Most certainly not a Jew
Cause so much off on your own
Against the world
You're number one
Feel so sorry for you
Got a tongue
Like a razor
A bitter switchblade knife
Refusin' any offer of Heavenly favors
Say you'll live your life
However the hell you like
Chorus
Here I am
Listen close and you'll hear the savior say
And you don't have to be so mean
Acting just a little too high strung
Son, by the devil only you gonna get stung
No, don't be so native
Here I am
And child you don't have to be so mean
You might think I'm overreacting too much
But I know
You're livin' much too obscene
I could be so good
Give everything so much better
Give you everything holy imaginable
Really open up those stubborn eyes
I have and I can create anything tangible
Son, you just might be surprised
I'm not really such an innuendo
Offering you eternal
A home called paradise
All you gotta do is give me your everything
No rush
You don't have to
But before that ole red
Gets the best of you
You might wanna do it tonight
Chorus
I've seen you standing there
Not as tough as you think you are
On your own
If you just let me
I've got a place
A much better place for you to be
A strong shoulder
That's what I'm offering
To prevent you a bitter end
Filled with sorrow
Filled with pain
Son, I'd hate to see you
Swimming out there
In that devil's rain
So don't chastise or turn your back on me
Cause never do I mean you any harm
Never will I forsake you
Leave you feelin' left out
Could never do that wrong or go that far, darlin, yeah
Please turn to me
Know that I'm always there
To give you all you've ever needed
Oh for you
Yes for you
So much do I really
Really care
2013 Ramona Thompson
Mr. Brimstone
Rewrite of GNR's Mr. Brownstone
Always on the prowl is that Satan
24/7
He's after mine
But I don't worry, no
Cause all that devil's temptin'
It's just a waste of my time
Red usually starts his show at the local 7/11
Gets on his stage
Tries to break thru mine
With a voice as smooth and silky as satin
He offers a drink of wine
Which I deline
Cause with God I'm doin' just fine
Chorus
No, I don't do no dancin' with Mr. Brimstone
No matter how long he keeps knockin'
Refusing to leave me alone
He used to bug me just a little
Till he found
A little would't do
So the little got more and more
He just keeps tryin' to break me down
Make me bitter
Throws one hell of a fit
Whenever his charms I ignore
He used to bug me just a little
Till he found
A little would't do
So the little got more and more
He just keeps tryin' to break me down
Make me bitter
Throws one hell of a fit
Whenever his charms I ignore
Chorus
Now at last he's fed up
Givin' up on stealin' mine
Yeah that old devil
He's real mother trucker
Just gotta be strong
Have faith and kick him on down
Whenever he tries to get outta line
2013 Ramona Thompson
I Think About A Jew
Rewrite of GNR's I Think About You
Say baby, you know why I've been feelin' real good
It's cause of this really cool guy
I just met
Funny how inside he makes me feel so good
It's a feelin' that I know
I know I'll never regret
Ooh, ever since I gave my life
Over to my savior
Ooh the love he's got to be share
It's lovin' that'll last forever
There was't much faith in this heart of mine
Till babe he reached out and helped me
To find it
Funny how he makes me feel so good
It's a feelin' that I know I'll never regret
Ooh ever since I gave my life
Over to my savior
Ooh, the love he's got to be shared
It's lovin' that'll last forever
I think about a Jew
Honey, in time you too wil feel your heart say yes
I think about a Jew
Deep inside he makes me feel so blessed
You know forever with him is what I want
I think about a Jew
Darlin, he's the only true one
I think about a Jew
Somehow he came along and changed this heart o' mine
An' I'm so glad that he has showed me
Honey, now let me introduce you to my newest best friend
The holy Christ who is risen
Ooh, ever since I gave my life
Over to my savior
Ooh, the love he's got to be shared
It's lovin' that'll last forever
2013 Ramona Thompson and Guns and Moses
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Texte: Ramona Thompson
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Tag der Veröffentlichung: 25.02.2013
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