Mr. Oodigly was always calling the police. Why you ask? Because he was paranoid about everything. He would call them at least 5 times every day. He always thought something bad was happening. It might have been his childhood. It might have been because he was stuck in the jungle for a year. No one knows. But he would always call the police. He even had them on speed-dial. Eventually they learned to tell him it was all in his head. But he never believed them and he stayed paranoid. Now I am going to tell you his story.
One day Mr. Oodigly was watching his favorite T.V. channel, off. That's right the T.V. was off. Why? Because everything scared him to much. So anyway he was looking at the T.V. when he heard a car pull up into his driveway. Was it terrorists coming to kill him? He looked outside with his phone in his hand and saw that the car was at the neighbors house. It was no normal car it was a moving van. A new neighbor? Were they going to be a serial killer?
Tag der Veröffentlichung: 11.07.2013
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To Brody, my stepbrother.