Live interview with the journalist Isabella Fischer
TV Reporter: Ms. Isabella Fischer, you work for the magazine Christ in the 21st Century. How did you manage to get in contact with heaven without having to die first?
Ms. Fischer: Yes, actually it should be just a joke, I wanted to write a new story for my magazine Christians in the 21st Century and surfed the Internet randomly until I landed at the German website www.amen.de. Jesus and Holy Mary came to my mind and that I always wanted to know what Mary and Jesus really said and thought. At the address www.amen.de, a text box with input field opens: Something is bothering you? Please do not hesitate to contact us. Anonymously and without registration our prayers will be presented to God. I wrote in the field: 'I wish an interview with Holy Mary and with Jesus,' and pressed enter. While I still wondered what do next, my smartphone reported a Whatsapp message from unknown. It said, tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock you can talk to me. God bless you, Mary.
TV Reporter: Well look at this, sent as a Whatsapp message!
Ms. Fischer: Yes, I was very surprised. Anyway the next day, just before nine o'clock I made sure that my smartphone was connected to the charging cable of my powerbank, just in case of a blackout, and waited in suspense. I stared at the display of my smartphone and punctually at nine, there was a ringtone. I opened Whatsapp and saw Mary coming out of the sky. Unfortunately, because of the clouds, I could not see her face clearly. Holy Mary looks very young and beautiful. I remembered that after death, all people get new beautiful bodies as described somewhere in the Bible.
TV Reporter: And then, what did she say?
Ms. Fischer: It was a long interview. Holy Mary is a great woman, not at all absent minded how she always is presented to us. To my surprise she even organized an interview with Jesus for me. He was of course more reserved, but nevertheless, he told me about his life during his time on earth and now in heaven.
TV Reporter turning towards the cameras:
Ladies and gentlemen, you have heard what Ms. Fischer said. The two sensational interviews are available for you on our homepage. This is United Universe TV reporting live. He turned towards Ms. Fischer: Thank you very much for this wonderful interview.
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Image 1: “Mary with the child and St. John”
Fake interview with Holy Mary
Holy Mary: Hello. God bless you Isabella.
Isabella: Hallo Holy Mary, I am honoured that you receive me for an interview.
Holy Mary: Here I am, ask your questions.
Isabella: Holy Mary. You are worshipped by all Christians as the Blessed Virgin and the Mother of God. Are you really a mother but still a virgin?
Holy Mary: Indeed, that's really confusing.
Impressum
Verlag: BookRix GmbH & Co. KG
Texte: Ingeborg Kazek
Bildmaterialien: All paintings [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Cover: Ingeborg Kazek
Lektorat: Christian Frederiksen, Arizona State University, Tempe/Phoenix, Arizona, USA
Übersetzung: Ingeborg Kazek
Tag der Veröffentlichung: 30.10.2018
ISBN: 978-3-7438-8499-1
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