JOKES OR NOTHING

HERE ARE A FEW JOKES 

 

1. BEING POPULAR AT FACEBOOK IS LIKE SITTING AT A COOL TABLE IN CAFETERIA AT A MENTAL HOSPITAL
2. IF I AM NOT ON FACEBOOK FOR TWO DAYS THEN CALL THE POLICE
3. JAIN GIRLS ARE MORE IN DEMAND NOWADAYS AS THEY KNOW HOW TO COOK TASTY FOOD WITHOUT ONIONS
4. BOTH OF U STAND TOGETHER SEPERATELY.READ THIS AGAIN AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND
5. A WOMAN NEVER DRESSES TO IMPRESS MEN SHE DRESSES TO IRRITATE OTHER WOMEN
6. BEFORE MARRAIGE WOMAN TREATS HUSBAND AS GOD BUT AFTER MARRIAGE DONT KNOW HOW THE LETTERS GET REVERSED. "GOD" BECOMES "DOG".....
7. TRUTH:IF MONEY EVER GREW ON TREES GIRLS WOULD'NT MIND DATING WITH MONKEYS
8. I WILL SLAP U SO HARD THAT EVEN GOOGLE CANT FIND U
9. AFTER TUESDAY EVEN THE CALENDER GOES  W  T  F 
10. CLASS-come late and start sleeping
11. SCHOOL-seven crappy hours of our lives
12. FINALS-fuck i never actually learned shit
13. I DONT NEED A HAIRSTYLIST MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MORNING
14. DEAR MATH,PLEASE GROW AND SOLVE UR OWN PROBLEMS.I AM FED UP OF DOING IT FOR U
15. MARRIAGE IS A WORKSHOP WHER WOMAN SHOP AND HUSBAND WORK
16. I AM NOT LAZY, I AM ON MY ENERY SAVING MODE
17. ALL THE TIME I THOUGT AIR WAS FREE UNTIL I BOUGHT A PACKET OF CHIPS
18. HEY I WILL BE BACK IN 5 MINS IF I AM NOT READ THIS MESSAGE AGAIN.
19. OLD PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS POKE ME AND SAY "UR NEXT" I REAPEAT THE SAME ON THEM AT FUNERALS
20. COMMON SENSE THESE DAYS IS NOT SO COMMON
21. WHAT OTHERS THINK OF U IS NON OF UR BUISNESS
22. TIME HEELS EVERYTHING GIVE THE TIME SOME TIME
23. CINDRELLA IS A PROOF FOR NEW PAIR OF SHOES WHICH CHANGE UR LIFE
24. TNX TO FB I NOW KNEW HOW OTHERS BATHROOMS LOOK LIKE
25. LAUGHING IS THE BEST MEDICINE BUTE IF U LAUGH WITHOUT A REASON YOU WILL NEED A MEDICINE

 

 

 

 

 

 

                      HOPE U ENJOYED THIS JOKES IF U LIKED THEM THEM LIKE IT SO THAT I CAN POST MORE                               SUCH BOOKS

 

KEEP SMILING AND LAUGHING...........

BUT NOT TOO MUCH                       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WITH LOL 

YOUR MAX

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Tag der Veröffentlichung: 26.08.2016

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