There are three basic rules in the society of the undead:
1. don’t get into a fight whit someone that can beat you.
2. don’t drink and drive.
3. Stay away from cats.
And as log as you remember these three rules you should be just fine, but I feel that I should explain there rules for you sins you probably wonder about the second and the third.
Number one is pretty obvious, don’t fight someone superior to your self´, that’s just stupid, being undead doesn’t necessarily mean a longer life than expected, in fact, many newborns have the simple problem of thinking that just because they don’t have a beating heart, they’re invisible, that isn’t true since most undead that doesn’t have a good sire doesn’t last very long.
So number two is basically the same as for humans, the undead can get just as hammered as the living and since its hard for a undead person to die in a car crash it’s just embarrassing to wake up all bloody with people around screaming and yelling and besides the clean up work after letting a human see you heal in super speed, not pretty.
The third rule is pretty simple, cats do not, and I repeat do not like the undead, in fact, they hate us, being attacked by a cat doesn’t leave permanent marks but who want to get an angry cat ripping your clothes.
So whit those three rules you should be fine. It’s your choice to follow the rules or not but if you want to the to forever young thing, I strongly recommend them.

An undead gathering is when four or more clans meet, have dinner and talk about important things, then they dance and drink, its like a conference.
If your lucky, one of the elder undead will find you to his or her liking and then you got you ticker up to the higher circles. Now, to get liked you need to be unique in some way, it doesn’t have to be big, you can have a special power or just look beautiful in an unique way, if your just beautiful your just one more apple on the three.
The undead are all gorgeous, we would survive if we weren’t. so if you are to be liked for you looks you got to have something that stands out, like a bold tattoo or something, don’t try and get a tattoo after being turned, it sticks for a day at most and then it’s gone, if you trick an elder undead your life is most certainly be cut short.
You could call it an abuse of power but that’s just how the game is played, when you become an elder undead you can kick newborns around all you want.
To become an elder undead you have to turn at least ten humans, now don’t storm of and think you can turn ten humans in a night, that’s impossible.
Turning one human is hard enough, an undead usually turn three to five humans in his or her lifetime. To turn a human you have to one, exchange blood at least three times before drinking their blood to the brink of death, two, then give them your blood and after that you need to place them in a safe place, three let them rest at least seven days and during those seven days you will have to feed for two and trust me, that is hard.
A newborn feeds three times more than an undead, imagine drinking your usual amount of blood and then three more times, three times a day for seven days.
Then to top it of you have to first wake the newborn whit your blood and then let them feed from you.
When you’re done turning one human, and trust me on this, you wont do it again for some time.

So if we should move over to your feeding habits during your first years as an undead.
You will feed a lot during the first year. Since your body is full of dead human blood you will be compensating by drinking a lot of living blood to replace the human blood that died along with the rest of your body.
I will also recommend that you don’t go out in big crowds, the human skin is very thin and to a newborn humans smell almost irresistibly good. Picture your favorite food, then that you’re really, really hungry, and then that you’re in the middle of just that. Add an untrained undead mind, the uncontrolled hunting instinct and the blood thirst, the combination is not good.
Human food is not a good idea, it will literally turn into a ash in your mouth, if you absolutely have to eat human food I will recommend, Coffee, hot coca, whip cream or ice-cream, all mixed with blood of course, you can drink alcohol. Mixed with blood. Ovoid garlic and strong spices.
An undead can get drunk, it is not like an alcoholic will stop being and alcoholic after becoming undead, so if you have any plans of becoming an undead because of alcoholism, stop planning, it wont change. The only thing that will change is the way you die. You wont die from a damage liver but by a more powerful, annoyed, undead cut your head of.

You will sleep good, trust me on this, its mostly because of the fact that you die when the sun rises.
Do not fear, this is something you can change if you want, with some training you should be able to stay awake during the day. I do not recommend this tho, the undead tends to age during the day, you don’t turn into an old man or woman but your hair can turn gray and your skin can get a bit, well lets say stretched.
And on top of that, the undead is allergic to the sun, it can be manageable with a lot of clothes and so but if you don’t watch yourself your skin can fall of. And trust me, that is not pretty.
If you step outside in broad day light you will ether die or get really, really burned, if you get inside quick enough you will probably smell like burnt popcorn or a burned meat. It’s not very pleasant so I wouldn’t recommend it.
I will also recommend to keep track of who belongs to who, the undead is highly territorial and very possessive, one pretty human can be your death.

If you keep this in mind I am sure you will be fine.
If you have any further quietions, don’t hesitate to call or contact my office, my secretaries will help you make an appointment with one of our consolers or advisors.
Hope you have a pleasant eternity,
Goergina Devons.
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