Mind on Mind
A Play in one act
by Mark Fasciano
There are three sets. Stage left is THE INSIDE OF JACK’S MIND, complete with a writing table, chair and small section of a cozy couch.
Center stage is DAD’S GARAGE. It is the workshop of Jack’s father, a creative and eccentric inventor. There are tools scattered all over workbenches and a SECRET INVENTION, a large contraption on wheels, covered with a white sheet.
Stage right is a DINER. There is a table with three chairs.
THE MAIN CURTAIN IS CLOSED TO BEGIN.
From behind the main curtain emerges the PROFESSOR. He is jotting down notes onto a clipboard. JACK, a college student, ENTERS, hesitantly.
JACK
Professor? Can I talk to you about the assignment?
PROFESSOR
Sure, Jack. What’s up?
JACK
(frustrated)
Well, I don’t know. I mean, I just can’t seem to get the story going. I think I have writer’s block.
PROFESSOR
No such thing.
JACK
What?
PROFESSOR
There’s no such thing as writer’s block. In fact, there’s no such thing as a writer. I prefer the term “creator.”
JACK
Well, I guess I have “creator’s block” then.
PROFESSOR
What exactly are you having a hard time with?
JACK
Well, I’ve got this idea about a NASA astronaut who travels to a new planet, but it’s not a new planet. It’s really an alternate universe but the aliens that live there are...
PROFESSOR
(interrupting)
Nope. Forget it.
JACK
What do you mean?
PROFESSOR
Jack, do you know anything about NASA? Do you know what it takes for a person to become an astronaut?
JACK
No...
PROFESSOR
I’m gonna let you in on a secret. There are three things that make good “writers” become great “creators”. First, write close to home. Write about things you know about all ready. Second, Spend time to create your characters, and let them guide the story. They will help your story find its ending.
JACK
You mean, the characters in my story create the plot?
PROFESSOR
Exactly. Their personalities and experiences will lead the way.
JACK
Okay, I get it. But what was the third thing?
PROFESSOR
The third thing is really a quote from an old college professor of mine, many years ago: “Look at the world through the eyes of a scientist, and write with the pen of a poet.”
The Professor EXITS through the main curtain. Jack contemplates the new ideas, strolling over to STAGE LEFT, where JACK’S MIND is set.
JACK
“Write with the pen of a poet...” “Let the characters guide the story...”
He sits down at the small table and begins to write. The CHARACTERS HE CREATES ENTER THE STAGE AS HE SPEAKS.
JACK
(thinking as he writes)
Characters...Hmmmmm...Okay. Let’s see...how about we start with a guy named...Keith. Keith is wealthy young man who wears a sport coat.
KEITH ENTERS through the main curtain. SPOTLIGHT is on him. He is already wearing a sport coat, and smiles.
JACK
Na...He’s a...a...goth! Yeah, a gothic kid who loves heavy metal.
Keith whips off his nice sport coat and dons a black leather jacket, messes up his own hair and stands slouched with a mean look on his face.
JACK
No...maybe he’s a...a...surfer dude! Yes! I like that better. He’s a surfer dude, with a ripped t-shirt and blue jeans.
Keith takes off the leather and puts hat on backwards. His t-shirt is old and ripped a bit.
JACK
...And he never wears shoes. He walks around barefooted all the time.
KEITH
(confused)
NEVER wears shoes??
JACK
(to Keith)
You’re a surfer dude. No shoes.
Keith reluctantly takes off his shoes and socks.
JACK
And Keith’s got a friend. A sidekick. Another surfer dude by the name of...
Another SURFER DUDE ENTERS and stands next to Keith. They bump into each other as their hello, surfer dude-like.
DUDE #2
How about Billy?
JACK
You don’t look like a Billy. You look more like a guy who just goes by a nickname. Like Sluggo. Your name is Sluggo.
DUDE #2/SLUGGO
(making a strange face)
Sluggo??
KEITH
Sluggo?
Both dudes contemplate their new identities, then SLAP EACH OTHER HIGH FIVES, accepting.
KEITH AND SLUGGO
Sluggo!
JACK
Okay, move over surfer dudes. We need somebody else in this story. A professional guy. Hmmmm... Maybe a doctor. Yeah, let’s try a doctor.
The DOCTOR ENTERS, wearing a white suit with a stethoscope around his neck.
JACK
That’s good. He’s a doctor of...he’s a doctor of the heart. What’s that called again?
DOCTOR
A cardiologist?
JACK
A cardiologist, right.
KEITH
Cool, dude! Do you like, cut people up and stuff?
SLUGGO
Yeah! He like, cuts people up and then puts ‘em back together. “We can rebuild him. We have the technology.”
Both surfer dudes laugh. The doctor is serious.
DOCTOR
(to Jack)
Excuse me? Why is there a cardiologist in this story?
JACK
I don’t know. Maybe you’re going to save someone. Remember, the characters create the story.
KEITH
(slaps Sluggo high five)
Dude, that’s awesome!
SLUGGO
Totally!
JACK
Okay, we need somebody else. The main character’s father. Let’s just call him Dad.
DAD is the next to ENTER. He smiles shyly and waves to the audience.
DAD
Ullo.
JACK
Dad is a...lemme think...He’s a mad scientist! Yeah, he’s an inventor!
Dad pulls out a stringy white wig and black horned rimmed glasses and puts them on.
JACK
He is a happy guy who always has something cooking in his mind.
SLUGGO
He’s a cook! Okay, dude, can I order a pizzaburger with fries, and...
DOCTOR
(to Sluggo)
You’d better watch that cholesterol intake. It can block the arteries, you know.
DAD
(he looks at the Dudes)
I’m not a cook. He said “mad scientist.”
JACK
Ah, let’s clarify: you’re an inventor.
DAD
Really? Am I a famous inventor? Like Albert Weinstein?
SLUGGO
Can he invent me a pizzaburger, please??
DOCTOR
Albert EINSTEIN. It’s EINSTEIN.
Verlag: BookRix GmbH & Co. KG
Tag der Veröffentlichung: 07.09.2020
ISBN: 978-3-7487-5678-1
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