LETS DO THIS.

Impossible. This is impossible. “OLIVIA, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE AND ON THIS TOILET SEAT! YOU SHALL BE TRAINED, MY PUP!” I yelled. I heard a giggle. Immediately, I stand up and go into the laundry room. I look around and get a small cover. I go into the kitchen and set it under the sink. I stomp my feet and slam the door that leads outside. Quickly, I climbed on top of the counter and crawl to the sink, getting myself ready for the cue. The cabinet door, underneath me, slowly opens. I see two little hands come out, then a head full of blond curly hair. She crawls on to the cover and sits down for a minute. I jump down and grab the four ends of the small cover. I start off to the restroom. I go to the potty chair and release the cover. Olivia plops down on her butt, and looks at me with wide green eyes. I look at her. “Now, bee, it’s time to get on the potty. Unless you want to learn how to go potty outside.” I say. She made her eyes go wider and shakes her head no. I smile at her. I take her diaper off and set her on the toilet seat. She just sits there. Finally, I hear dripping sounds. She looks at me and smile. “Mama, I powy!” she yells happily. “I know! Your such a good girl, bee!” I say. I heard the front door open and close. I finish up in the restroom and put Olivia in her highchair. “Mommy!” Isaac yells. I see him running towards me and I grab him. “Hey buddy.” I said. He looks at Olivia. “Hi, bee!” he said. Olivia stops playing with her cereal and looks at Isaac. “Hi!” She says. Scylla walks in with Conner. Oh god I hate that dude. He looks at me and winks. I give him my death glare. He just smirks at me. I walk over to Scylla and give her a hug. “What’s up?” I ask. She walks over to Olivia and picks her up. Then she looks at me. “Nothing much, bored.” She said. I nod my head and go to the bathroom. I tried to close the door but there was a foot in the way. Dammit to hell! I open up the door and glare at Conner. “What the hell dude?! I need to pee!” I yelled. He shut the door and locked it. He looked at me. “I need to talk to you.” He said. I rolled my eyes and flicked my fingers. He was out and I went pee. As I was going pee, I started to remember my fiancé. It’s been a year and a half since he died. Since my life wasn’t crazy. I figured out what happened. He was supposed to go to the army in the US army. NOT the supernatural army. I didn’t even know that existed. We are at war with the fairies. I thought fairies were sweet. But know. Them mother fuckers are evil. And you know something? Its ganna stop. Because I’m finally HERE.

SHIT.

So it’s June 17th. And it is freaky hot. I’m walking around my house in Dora underwear and a blues clues bra. I can’t find my Dora bra. Anyways, Isaac has little boxers on and Olivia has a diaper. I am not going to put close on my children when it’s this hot out. Nope. Not at all. So right now I’m making home made chicken dumplings. My grandma’s recipe. Olivia walks into the kitchen and sits in the middle of the floor. She turns into her pure white wolf. “Olivia! Do you want to have a heat stroke!? Change back…NOW!” I snap. She changes back quickly. I turn back to my luscious dumplings. The front door opens and closes. I already know its Scylla and Conner. They walk into the kitchen and look at me. I look at what there wearing. Scylla has on an orange T-shirt and jeans on. Conner has a blue T-shirt and black shorts on. Scylla is looking at me like I’m crazy and Conner… Conner is the same horny dude so what do you think? I look at them. “It’s my house. If you don’t like my luscious body, then get out.” I said to them. Scylla smiles and shakes her head. Conner won’t stop staring. I rolled my eyes. Then I stopped when I noticed something. He had a tattoo. One that looks like mine. I don’t know what it is yet. But I’ll find out. I look into his eyes. He has a confused face on then it turned into worry when he saw I seen his tattoo. I just shrug. I take out five bowls from the cabinet and but the food in it and Walla! Dinner is servi (served in French). I put Olivia in her highchair and Isaac next to me. Scylla and Conner are sitting across from me. I feel eyes on me while I’m eating. I CANNOT stand when people look at me while I’m eating. It makes me feel fat. I look up and look at Conner. I found the creeper. “So what’s been up in the hood?” he asks. I look at him and snicker. He’s trying way too hard for a white guy. You can tell he’s faking it. “Nothing. Hey hook me up with some those greens by you. I’ve been bashing for them. You feel me?” I asked. It just comes natural for me. Conner looks confused now. I rolled my eyes and look at Scylla which is trying not to laugh. She reaches by Conner and gets the broccoli and hands them to me. I smiled. “That’s what’s up.” I said. I look at Conner and laugh. He looks like a chiweeny (chiwawa). I look at Olivia and laugh harder. She has her bowl on top of her head and trying really hard to pick up the little piece of chicken with her baby spoon. I stopped laughing wants I realized something. I have to clean up that mess. SHIT.

Impressum

Texte: this is my book bruh. dont still my shiz! you feel me? :)
Bildmaterialien: photos belong to google
Lektorat: lala
Übersetzung: lala
Tag der Veröffentlichung: 21.08.2012

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i dedicate this too.... nah no one really. i did this just for fun, bruh :)