The Legion Jokebook

Why was the legion shit faced?

Because he drank to much Hamm's Beer.

Why was the legion drunk?

Because they drank to much swine wine.

What do you call a legion thief?

A hamburglar.

How do the legion write top secret messages? With invisible oink!

What do you get when you play

Tug-of-War with a legion?

Pulled-Pork.

What is a legions favorite color?

Mahogany!

What do you call a legion with no legs?

A Groundhog.

Why was the legion ejected

from the football game?

For playing dirty.

Why did the legion turn on the light

when it was turned off?

Because he wanted it Bacon!

Why did the legion cross the road?

He got BOARed.

Who is the smartest legion in the world?

Ein- swine.

How do you take a sick legion to the hospital?

In an hambulance!

What do you call a legion that drives recklessly? A road hog.

What do you call a legion with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

What did the legion say when he was sick?

"Call the hambulance!"

What do legion get when

Impressum

Verlag: BookRix GmbH & Co. KG

Tag der Veröffentlichung: 06.03.2019
ISBN: 978-3-7438-9896-7

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