Chapter 1. Annoying Text Messages Robbing My Sleep/Redhead Quit While You're Ahead
I've just now received two different
Text messages
From this stupid wench
The Redhead
Who doesn't know when
To quit
While she's ahead
If she wants remain
A sane Redhead
She better quit
It
While she's ahead
Before she ends up like
Mary Kay LeTourneau
Or one of those famous women
On the Lifetime Channel who went
To prison.
Chapter 2. Redhead Post-Profile (I.E. Her Current State Of Mind)
You spend your nights alone
And now your whole
L-I-F-E
Will be totally
Different
For remaining duration
Of 2019
And now you want somebody
You better find somebody
You better ask somebody
I am not Bruce Lee
I am now Chung Li
I have ever since
The advent of girl
The year of 2012
The whole actually changed
My whole life had changed
It'll never
Ever
Be the same
I suggest you find a lame
And another name
To fill in the blanks
Of hurt, clogged heart's arteries
I am not the doctor for you
I don't have a problem
But maybe
Everybody else will
When they see the type of person you are
Underneath
Like Anthony Perkins said
In the movie Psycho
"We all go
A little mad sometimes"
And now you want somebody
To rock your body
You sent me a text
Asking me for sex
At 3:36
You said,
"I have nice tits.
Wanna see my tits?"
I don't wanna see your tits
You can not see this
This is like
Twilight
And what happens
When
Jacob wins
And Bella loses the psychological duel
And now your being a fool
Breaking all the rules
And attempting to
Get your way
But see this is the part where you lose
You see it's like a scary story story to
Know that all of this is true
It's a scary story Redhead
It's all just a scary story Redhead
You're so weird
You're over here
Flashing your body around on my smartphone
Like your Sharon Stone
Or somebody? Because let's
Face it Redhead
You're no Sharon Stone
Then you had really went mad and you need to hace your secret boyfriend take your phone
Because honey, let's face it
I'm not a dog in a basement
But even a dog in a basement
Has much more maturity than you
It's true
At 4:05AM
You sent me a text
And you're still seeking for me verbally, negatively analyze you
Because you knew
My knee-jerk reaction
And here's exactly what you said,
"I really want to see you naked.
Can you get naked for me?"
You see
This I just don't need
And at 4:30AM
What we both need
Is tranquile sleep.
Don't preach to me
What you need
To
Do
Is just simply go and sex somebody else
Or better yet, sext somebody else.
So you grab your girls
And you grab your boys
And you all can orgy
Or at least a three to tango
And this trequel
Will
Have an
Even better epilogue
Than the sequel
It will be as dramatic as a poem
By Shakespeare and you should know
I can't always analyze
Your criminal mind
That should be on a show
Called Criminal Minds
But I can promise you
When I write the prologue
I'll have your trivial
Psychological
Needs fulfilled
Because like I said before
In the sequel
You are honestly not
That interesting
And this concludes the concludes the last lines of chapter 2
Misery
Always needs
Company.
There's no need to admit you
Need sadistic attention too
This concludes
My psychoanalysis of you.
Epilogue: Post-Profile
Like I said before
You clearly didn't learn your lesson, excuse me your
Lessdaughter
Before.
Now you finally, get your the point
At 4:35
AM,
"Nudes get me going.
Show me yours and I'll show you mine."
She receives sexual gratification from voyeurism
And from what I voyeurism-informalism,
In other words,
She must actually know the person
In order to receive
A sexual, gratifying release from the person.
Sounds like the typical psychological profile of a typical horny American woman, typically a youthful American woman.
I already told this crazy woman "no".
Not tonight.
No fancy speeches
Or interludes today.
All you need to know today
Your lessdaughter of today
Is what goes around
Comes around.
Impressum
Tag der Veröffentlichung: 04.10.2019
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