I dedicate this book to the redhead who definitely failed to distract me from passing my 12th grade Integrated Geometry class at my high school and it was quite an astounding year which ended in deep self-exploration, in which I truly established the foundation for my identity as a woman, in which not only did I pass that class and simultaneously, also pass Integrated Algebra 2, but eventually I went on to discover the Gay And Lesbian Corral Sea Islands, in which I initially supported human rights for all humans, in an epic echo of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Eventually, those dramatic events of turbulent first year of adulthood led to my tumultuous new identity and discovery of the fact, that I am truly none other than Chung Li June Fang and I'm also Jamie Lloyd and I've peacefully come to terms with my entire connected life.
What are you thinking?
This is the introduction
Remember 2007
Miss stalkin' Redhead
Girlfriend
You're not that interesting
Girlfriend
And I have the evidence
You sat next to me in geometry class
The whole school year of 2007
Girlfriend
I never said
More than
5 statements
The entire school year of 2007
Evidently
You could never distract me
If your life depended on it
To be perfectly honest
The only reason I even said
Those 5 statements
Was
Because
We had 5 group activities
In the entire geometry
Class that entire
Year
The entire
School year
Of 2007
Girlfriend
That Redhead
She could never get the best of me
You never had a chance
Do you know I'm telling the truth
The first teacher
Was a blonde
The second teacher
Was Mr. East
To the reader, come to your own conclusions
Whenever you read this
About my Integrated Geometry class
2 years prior to this
I already changed into a trans-
Gender woman
Sometimes I wake up and the birds are chirpin'
Redhead
I already had
This planned
Inside my head
Redhead
I already had this planned
Way before I even knew you
Back in early childhood
In my imagination
I already had
This planned
Redhead
I'm not tinking about that girl
But you stalked me
And you followed me
All the way to 2019
It's now 2019
I don't have anything for you
I can not tutor you
Even if I wanted to
Obviously
That was such a long time ago
I can barely remember you
I remember the teachers
I'm actually telling the truth
I'm already a woman
I don't need a 2nd woman
"We already have 1 Gail Weathers
We don't need 2."
-Steve the Bodyguard, Scream 3
Girl you better recognize the game
Let me be very clear
I didn't know that you exist
Until I thought about this
Crime
In this rhyme
Why are you at my church?
Can I even
Attend
My church service
Without you watching me
What are you thinking?
What's your motive?
Do you know what a psycopath is?
I'm through
With you!!
"So in closing" Gail Weathers quote from her speech in Scream 3.
It's just like the duel between the 2 dictators in World War 2, with
Hitler Vs. Stalin
Stalin may have rationally won the war
But Hitler who was definitely driven deep life forces passion won the mental duel!!
The greatest warlord in history!
I say this because the astounding psychological duel between myself and Redhead was one of the greatest psychological duels in my personal life and both my business life's history.
Chung Li June Fang Vs. The Redhead, was definitely my life's epicenter psychological battle equivalent of the Battle Of Stalingrad between the psychological prowesses of Adolf Hitler of Nazi Germany and Comrade Joseph Stalin during the epic and apoocalyptic and grandiose, long-term impact battle of World War II.
Because to put it bluntly it was similar to the duel between Hitler and Stalin, in which this duel place between 2 persons, who at the time were comrades and not enemies, or in the very practical case of me against the Redhead, classmates.
Tag der Veröffentlichung: 04.10.2019
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