D.A. Stumped by Woman’s Request for “Alien” son’s 57 years of back child Support!

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Today the D.A. was stumped by a request from an elderly woman, who claims she is entitled to back child support for her 57-year-old son, who was fathered by an Alien from the Nebstarr Galaxy, by an affair that lasted 70 years.
The D.A. told the woman that without supporting evidence of the allegations, and a comment from the respondent, he could not make a fair ruling in this case.
The elderly woman, whose name was withheld for her privacy, commented that she would comply with the D. A.’s office and provide the office with the supporting documentation.
After three weeks the woman entered the D, A,’s office using her walker, and the help of her 57-year-old son, who still resides at home with his mother, and attends school, he is also handsomely challenged. She threw a folder down on the desk and told the D.A. there was her evidence!
The Shock on the D, A, ‘s face when he opened the folder was recorded by several news reporters who happened to be in the office at the time, having coffee and doughnuts.
The D. A. had no comment; until the evidence was proven to be legitimate, he refrained from further embarrassment.
The media swarmed the woman and her son with questions regarding the case, but the woman was told not to comment without her attorney present.
After several attempts to reach the child’s father for DNA testing, the D.A., found him at his place of employment, which was kept classified due to the high security level he holds, within the government.
The father, furious that his secret was out, and his lover had betrayed him, was taken into custody for assault with a deadly ray gun, and attempted murder, as he was brought before the D.A. for questioning with the mother and son present. He swore obscenities at the press, and his former lover, threatening to call an all out war on the Earth.
The woman was taken to a nearby hospital, for injuries sustained by the ricochet off her walker of a stray laser ray, from the assault. The ray gun was tagged as evidence, and several witnesses have given their statements.
No other injuries were reported.
The 57-Year-old son, remains traumatized by the incident, and is resting in an adjacent room at the hospital, from his mother.
The D,A, office will remain closed, until further investigation into this matter has been resolved, and the request for the back child support be decided, from DNA samples taken at the scene.

Written by: I. A. Hart
Copyright © I. A. Hart 2011

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Tag der Veröffentlichung: 08.08.2011

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