My pet Sasuke

My pet Sasuke

 

Certainly did you ever wondered whether you want a pet. Many want to have a dog or a cat. I think that's a platypus pet would be the best, his name would have to be Parry. Who does not like because name it may be called even Larry. But for many, it would be a dream Sasuke (Naruto from) to have as a pet. That's why I've been here 5 Golden Rules, what you have to consider if you want Sasuke have as a pet.

 

1 Rule: How do I get Sasuke as a pet?

 

idea:

It's very simple, you need to set a trap for him simply. The best would be a cage which is filled with milk and biscuits. No one could resist the cage, not even Sasuke.

 

advantage:

Sasuke would sleep when you would get him out of the cage. However, it might be better if you could do a blanket over the cage so he thinks that would be night and he could go back to sleep.

 

disadvantage:

Unfortunately, the combination of milk and cookies taste so good that no one could resist her. Therefore, it could be, that's not Sasuke in the cage, but an example Kiba. That would be not so good because he could bite the cage broken.

 

2 rule: if I caught him with what I feed him?

 

idea:

I would bring him only eat McDonalds. But sometimes it can sometimes have a carrot.

 

advantage:

If he can eat super taste of McDonald's, he stays with you forever.

 

Disadvantage:

Unfortunately, he could be bold by all the burgers and fries. As you would have to pay him the cost for one year Weight Watchers, and that would be very expensive.

 

3 Rule: What do I do if I notice that Sasuke wants to fuck off?

 

Idea:

It is of course very difficult to keep a Sasuke wants to clear. The best way to do away all ladders, one has him home. So he can not escape out the window. It should also be key to the house well hidden.

 

Advantage:

If Sasuke is not outside, he can not catch fleas.

 

Disadvantage:

When the door is closed to, he does all the time are just around the corner and this is really annoying with time. He will also be loud when he searches for the key, because you have hidden of course really clever.

 

4 Standard: Understands Sasuke also with other pets?

 

idea:

In general, Sasuke is a loner. This is of course really bad when a pet is still here. So I would recommend that you bring a Tobi as a pet. Tobis usually have no enemies, they make only some.

 

advantage:

Sasuke might really close friendship with Tobi. Tobi there Dia also suitable food. It's free, if you have a tree with nuts in your garden.

 

disadvantage:

If you have Sasuke as a pet, you are allowed to bring you NEVER Sakura. He will try to escape, and the bad news is that Sasuke can quickly learn to go when things go wrong.

 

5 and final rule: What if Sasuke is getting older?

 

idea:

Of course, a Sasuke gets older, there are many indications as to whether he is in puberty or not. Of course, he also wants to have another feed, so you should unfortunately again let him go into the wilderness.

 

Advantage: If Sasuke is not with me, I have more money available. I also have to pay no more pocket money to him. I also no longer his friends such as Hidan be purely with me, make me all dirty.

 

disadvantage:

It could be that Sasuke has noticed his old home, and someday comes back to you. He then naturally fleas and perhaps even hear the music of the band Korn. That can only mean one thing, he has become rebellious and you would really be a problem.

Impressum

Tag der Veröffentlichung: 04.12.2014

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