Bad Girls
Bad Girls Funny Quotes
Selected by Blagoy Kirov
Foreword
Bad Girls: They take what they want - money, glory, love, sex, drugs, or other objects of desire - and leave these unsuspecting men in the dust.
Born free, those famous ladies have proven how good it is to be the Bad Eve.
She started it all!
Taking a bite from the apple that the snake gave her and offered it to Adam, she created a Great Sin.
What they say and what they do…
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere ...
Helen Gurley Brown
Big girls need big diamonds.
Elizabeth Taylor
I'm like an expensive menu... you can look but you can't afford!
Anna Kournikova
When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.
Angelina Jolie
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
Tallulah Bankhead
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
Coco Chanel
A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more.
Jayne Mansfield
It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs...
Anna Kournikova
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Elizabeth Taylor
Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells.
Elizabeth Taylor
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have time.
Tallulah Bankhead
I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
Tallulah Bankhead
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
Cher
Somebody once said we never know what is enough until we know what's more than enough.
Billie Holiday
I'm one of those regular weird people.
Janis Joplin
I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.
Josephine Baker
I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.
Josephine Baker
I like there to be some testosterone in rock, and it's like I'm the one in the dress who has to provide it.
Courtney Love
When I was in my twenties, it felt like I was riding wild horses, and I was hoping I didn't go over a cliff.
Chaka Khan
I've sold my soul for freedom. It's lonely but it's sweet.
Melissa Etheridge
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Tallulah Bankhead
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Marilyn Monroe
I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.
Marilyn Monroe
I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.
Marilyn Monroe
I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?
Sharon Stone
I am happy to receive any items of jewelry.
Katie Price
I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.
Marilyn Monroe
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe
The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.
Marilyn Monroe
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
Marilyn Monroe
Being a sex symbol was rather like being a convict.
Raquel Welch
I think of my body as a side effect of my mind.
Carrie Fisher
If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.
Marlene Dietrich
I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference.
Greta Garbo
There is no one who would have me - I can't cook.
Greta Garbo
Enemies are so stimulating.
Katharine Hepburn
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
Katharine Hepburn
If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.
Dolly Parton
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.
Dolly Parton
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
Dolly Parton
I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
Paris Hilton
The person that said winning isn't everything, never won anything.
Mia Hamm
Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.
Paris Hilton
I've always ridden horses.
Katie Price
What girls do to each other is beyond description. No chinese torture comes close.
Tori Amos
If you're not a competitor, you've just got to go home.
Venus Williams
I just try to concentrate on concentrating.
Martina Navratilova
I shouldn't say I'm looking forward to leading a normal life, because I don't know what normal is.
Martina Navratilova
I am only a sparrow amongst a great flock of sparrows.
Evita Peron
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
Gloria Steinem
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Gloria Steinem
There have been two great accidents in my life. One was the trolley, and the other was Diego. Diego was by far the worst.
Frida Kahlo
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
Lucille Ball
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Lily Tomlin
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Roseanne Barr
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
Mae West
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
Mae West
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Mae West
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Mae West
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
Mae West
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
Mae West
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Mae West
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
Mae West
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Mae West
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
Mae West
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Mae West
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
Mae West
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
Mae West
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Mae West
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Mae West
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Mae West
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Mae West
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
Mae West
The score never interested me, only the game.
Mae West
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
Mae West
I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon.
Megan Fox
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
Bette Midler
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
Bette Midler
I could have sexual chemistry with vinegar.
Jessica Alba
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sophia Loren
I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.
Megan Fox
If the shoe doesn't fit, must we change the foot?
Gloria Steinem
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Audrey Hepburn
You always fall for the rascal or the guy who's got a little bit of the devil in him. You can't help it.
Debbie Harry
I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.
Lil' Kim
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Marilyn Monroe
Never complain. Never explain.
Katharine Hepburn
To err is human, but it feels divine.
Mae West
From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.
Sophie Tucker
Impressum
Texte: Blagoy Kirov
Bildmaterialien: Blagoy Kirov
Übersetzung: Raia Iotova
Tag der Veröffentlichung: 16.03.2013
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