Characters

Character-Actor/Actress-Description:

Mitchie- Main

Max- No phone guy

Tyler- Ex-bf

Trish- Mean girl

Demi- BFF

Elena- Textaholic friend

Teacher- Textaholics anonymous counselor

Leanne- Mom

John- Dad

Random Girl- Jk Girl

Textaholics-


Writers/Directors: Ellie and Chanel

Scene one

Setting: Room with chairs in a semi-circle like a school, filled with girls all texting, teacher in the front, Mitchie is at the edge of the circle of girls. There’s a sign on the door that says ‘Textaholics anonymous’.

Mitchie: Hey, I’m Mitchie, and I’m a Textaholic
(Everybody in the Textaholics meeting claps)
All: You go girl, LYLAS
Narration: These were my people. The textaholics
(Everyone else starts introducing themselves, but Mitchie’s paying no attention, she’s busy texting. The name ‘Demi’ shows up on her Sidekick)
Narration: Demi’s my best friend, but she can be a little…you know

Txtaholic: Watt up?
Demsgirl33X: @ bbq, hot guy 2 o clock
Txtaholic: OMG! Wats his name?
Demsgirl33X: Dunno, 2 scared 2 ask
Txtaholic: is he tht hot? hand him the phone and I’ll ask
Demsgirl33X: Ask him wat? How hot he is? R u insane?!?!
Txtaholic: no his name, duh. Just how hot is this dude? Wat ev, I’m still ( bout Ty
Demsgirl33X: Don’t b. he’s shit. I’m gonna send u a pic BRB!! (

Mitchie: Eeeeeee!!! (Squeal)
(Glances up, and everybody is staring)
(Mitchie quickly texts back, closes the phone, and puts it away)
Teacher: Give me the phone, Mitchie. That goes for everybody. I know you have them with you!
(Everybody sighs and groans as the teacher collects their phones)
Teacher: C’mon Elena, hand it over
(Elena tries to run out of the room, clutching her phone to her chest)
Elena: No! No! Not my baby!
Teacher: Okay, I won’t take it, okay? Just sit down and calm down (Making calming gestures)
(Elena slowly sits down, cautiously, then breaths a sigh of relief)
(The teacher quickly snatches the phone)
Teacher: Ha!
(Teacher goes to take phone from Random Girl, who holds it out then snatches it back)
Random Girl: Jk! Sorry, lol, here
(Snatches it back)
Random Girl: Jk! Haha, im just kiddin, here
(Tries to snatch it back, but teacher grabs it. They fight over it)
Random Girl: J-J,-J, ahh! K… (Whining/crying on the ‘k’)
(Teacher puts the phones in a bin. The girls start whispering, passing something around the circle of chairs)
Elena: Tackle her, and we can get the phones back! (Whispering with a mischievous smile. Mitchie shrugs, and takes out a blackberry)
Random Girl: 1…2…GO!
(They all tackle the teacher and grab the phones except for Mitchie. Elena drops Mitchie’s sidekick on her lap, already immersed in texting)
Narration: As you can see, I am still obsessed with texting even after what Tyler did. It all started last week…
(Dream music, fade out)

Scene two

Setting: Mitchie’s room

Txtaholic: watt up Trish?
#1smxychick: rents grounded me. UGH!! Hate em
Txtaholic: they let u keep ur cell?
#1smxychick: Nope ( they 4got
Txtaholic: Lucky, I’m cleaning my room (
#1smxychick: Ha-ha. Thts wat u get. Crap, g2g! ‘rent alert!
Txtaholic: Biii (

Txtaholic: Watt up Ty?
#1hottyboy: Nm, just thinking bout how I miss u
Txtaholic: aw where r u?
#1hottyboy: home, brb somebody @ door

(Clock shows 15 minutes passing, with jeopardy music in background)

#1hottyboy: Im back
Txtaholic: did ya miss me?
#1hottyboy: Um… I guess
Txtaholic: U guess? Wats tht supposed 2 mean?
#1hottyboy: nothing
Txtaholic: So who was @ the door?
#1hottyboy: Just some package
Txtaholic: Tht took 15 min.?
#1hottyboy: I had 2 open it 2, god, ur uptight 2day
Txtaholic: Wat?!
#1hottyboy: Jk, u noe, joking? Ever done tht b4?
Txtaholic: Well nxt time don’t b so mean bout it k? I thot u were mad @ me! Don’t scare me like tht!
#1hottyboy: well, g2g
Txtaholic: But u just came back! Plz, im SO bored!
#1hottyboy: yea, I kno u. can’t-breath-must-TXT!
Txtaholic: Watch it!
#1hottyboy: No, u watch it!
Txtaholic: X-cuse me?
#1hottyboy: Ugh, u noe wat? U wanna noe who was rly @ the door?
Txtaholic: Wait, u lied 2 me? U r so gonna get it
#1hottyboy: U wanna noe or wat?
Txtaholic: Ugh, yes
#1hottyboy: It was Trish, and u wanna kno wat she was doin? Kissing ME
Txtaholic: WAT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? We r SOOOOOOOO ovr!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Throws phone, then whips it open her other phone)
Narration: I was ready to curse Tyler out, but oh no, I was lucky enough to get a text from Trish, my EX-BFF!

#1smxychick: Hey grl! Watts up?
Txtaholic: Wats up? WATS UP?!?!?!?! UR DATING MY BF!!!!! Thts wats up!!!
#1smxychick: Ex-bf

(Throws phone against the wall, then runs to pick it up and respond)

Txtaholic: And ur my ex-bff! Bitchy friend 4never!
#1smexychick: God, don’t be such a drama queen
Txtaholic: did I mention u were dating him while I still was! Major betrayal!
#1smexychick: So? He was bored of u
Txtaholic: can’t u c he’s so using u? u noe wat G2G biiiii BITCH

(Phone on ground buzzes, Mitchie picks it up while dropping the other)

#1hottyboy: I’m sry babe u kno I was jk, I would nvr do tht 2 u. I was just mad. 4give me?

(Mitchie gags)
Narration: I knew Tyler was lying, thanks-but-no-thanks to Trish. But for some reason I didn’t feel like sharing this precious bit of info with him…

Txtaholic: Fine. U kno I can’t stay mad @ u
#1hottyboy: Yea, I knew u would 4give me. I’ll wlk u 2 skool 2morrow

(Fade out)

Impressum

Texte: Chanel Ashmon and Ellie Wilson
Bildmaterialien: cover image found online i do not own it.
Lektorat: ellie ann willson
Übersetzung: none
Tag der Veröffentlichung: 06.08.2012

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