When life gives you lemons make lemonade.
A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Every rose has thorns.
A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
Rupert Brooke
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman

A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.
Cyrano de Bergerac
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name.
A kiss is not a kiss without the heart
At the touch of love everything else melts away
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Can miles truly separate you from friends...? If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
I can live without money, but I cannot live without love.
If you could only love enough, you could be the most powerful person in the world.
Emmet Fox
I would fight a million battles to be at your side. But would you do the same for me?

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
A. A. Milne
North magnets r attracted 2 south magnets.....i believe that’s called love
When ever u see someone and u feel u heart pumping faster....you know you’re in love
When i saw you i felt i was being dragged to your arms.
When i saw you i was attracted to you
I got a ring today. It came in the mail. It said your name all over it
I gave you my heart so you could take very good care of it, but all you did was throw it into the trash can.

When u said it was over i thought i could deal with it and forget u from night to day...but until now i still love you.
When i see you smile i know i will live for many more years
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A word to the wise isn’t necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands

To love is nothing. To be loved is something. To love and be loved is everything.
Over and over i tried and over and over you lied and over and over i cried and i don't know why?
I asked you if i was pretty you said no. I asked you if i was fat you said yes of course. I asked you that if i left if you would cry you said no. I couldn’t take it no more i started to walk away when you graded my hand you said baby you’re not pretty your beautiful. The only thing fat or big about you is your heart. And baby if left me i wouldn't cry i would die.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
If you love something let it go, if it comes back to you it's your, if it doesn't, it never was
Fall in love or fall in hate. Get inspired or be depressed. Ace a test or flunk a class. Make babies or make art. Speak the truth or lie and cheat. Dance on tables or sit in the corner. Life is divine chaos. Embrace it. Forgive yourself. Breathe. And enjoy the ride...
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
When i saw you I felt something...at first i thought it was love...but i figured out that it was just hate.
My parents hate a dumb person; that’s probably why they hate me.
I hate a smart person that’s why i hate myself.
You said you loved me, i said i loved you, you broke my heart, i hate you for that, but i also thank you because thanks to that I’m not so dumb anymore
You ever wonder why you have so many haters. Maybe it's because you're so freaking fabulous that it kills them that they can’t be more like you!!!
I hate you for giving me reasons to love you then leaving me all alone here in the dark
Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters

When people play dirty; you got to play dirty back

Call me an artist because I draw attention

I don't hate men - they just sometimes make me mad.

Know better or you suffer the consequences. Seriously, choose your mistakes wisely.

Pardon the swag

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're going to be rewarded.

“Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that ‘awesoM’” ends with ‘me’ and ‘Ugly’ starts with ‘u’

I need some new haters. The old ones are starting to like me

Haters hate because they hate seeing you do better.”

MY BAD! I didn't know i was supposed to care what you think about me

If you don’t like me, there’s nothing i can do NEWS FLASH "GIRL" i don’t live to please you

Please understand. This isn't goodbye. This is 'I can't stand you, stay the "freak" away from me.'

Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.

Turn your haters into motivators

Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me!

Don't hate me because I wasn't who you thought I was or who you wanted me to be. From start to finish you never knew the real me.

Keep looking my way. My head is held high. You wanna bring me down? I dare you to try.

I never let the actions of another make or break me and i never let a single person shake me because honestly i don't give a freak who hates me

I am often amazed at how much more capability and enthusiasm for science there is among elementary school youngsters than among college students.
I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids
You see thing; and say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were and say, "Why not?" Knowledge and skill are means by which a person embarks on the journey of life: But it is understanding and imagination that determine how far a person ultimately travels. I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't stay in place. I spill things alot.i'm pretty clumsy. Sometimes i have a broken heart. My friends and i fight. Maybe some days nothing goes right but when i think about it and take a step back. I remember how amazing life truly is and that maybe just maybe i like being unperfected...
"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves"
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially, challenged friends
A good friend knows all your best stories a best friend has lived them with you SEE the DIFFERENCE
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.


A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend

a hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more.
Friends are like balloons, if you let them go you can’t get them back. So, I'm going to tie you to my HEART so I will never lose you!
U KNOW IF SOME1 IS UR FRIEND WHEN THEY CARE ABOUT U AND R ALWAYS BY UR SIDE...AND IF THEY R WILLING 2 GIVE THEIR LIFE FOR URS
Monkeys like you are kept in a zoo; don't get angry you'll find me there too. But, not in a cage but, laughing at you!!!

Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth
Better to have a thousand friends, and not one enemy
Like peanut Butter and Jelly Pen and Paper Moon and Stars socks and shoes
Pigs and mud
Cows and Moos Hot chocolate in winter
Flowers and spring Somehow we just fit...you and me the best of friends
You are the most beautiful flower… in my garden of friendship, remain the same forever


Friends are like Walla sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it’s just enough to know there're there Dear best friend, you’re stupid. You fail. You're weird. You're not perfect. But that's okay. I’m like that, too. We laugh at the randomness things. You know my ugliest side. Even though we disagree sometimes, we never fight. When I’m sad, you were always there to make sure I’m okay. Thanks for being there for me. I LOVE YOU. i have seen the one in the thing Best friends we're the kind of people who laugh at a joke 3 times; once when its told the 2nd when someone explains it to us && 5 minutes later when we actually get it
When people are true friends, even shared water tastes sweet
I’d take 100 real enemies over 1 fake friend any day. At least the enemies let u knows where they stand and don’t pretend to care. That makes them better by long shot!
Good friends are like stars you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there
If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is
I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.

I MUSIC
Where words fail....music speaks
Music saves my soul

Music is the only thing that makes sense
Music only makes me stronger
Music and love is all u need
Music speaks what cannot be expressed, soothes the mind and gives it rest, heals the heart and makes it whole, flows from heaven 2 the soul
Where words fail... music speaks
If music be the foods of love play on
Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life “Every man has his follies- and often they are the most interesting things he has got." -Josh Billings

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -Fran Lebowitz

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." -Mark Twain

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -W.C. Fields

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." -Woody Allen

"I have never been hurt by what I have not said." - Calvin Coolidge

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when i saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." -Joan Rivers

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." -Goucho Marx

"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend." -Emo Philips

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" -Lily Tomlin

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." -Laurence J. Peter

"If you ask me anything i don't know, I'm not going to answer." -Yogi Berra

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." -Katharine Hepburn

"My computer beat me at checkers, but i sure beat it a t kick boxing." -Emo Philips

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." -Ellen DeGeneres

"Never fight an inanimate object." -P.J. O'Rourke

"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it." - Laurence J. Peter

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." -Oscar Levant

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." - Henry A. Kissinger

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks

"Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity: and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein

"We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect." -Alanis Morissette

"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?" -Fred Allen

"Days are long, but life is short." -Unknown

"There are four ages of man: (1) when he believes in Santa Clause, (2) when he doesn't believe in Santa Clause, (3) When he is Santa Clause, and (4) When he looks like Santa Clause." -Unknown

"When I eat fish sticks, they help me swim faster because they're fish." -Unknown

"There are two things essential to a happy marriage- separate checking accounts and separate bathrooms." -Unknown

"My best friends are usually the ones who get me in trouble." -Unknown

"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world." -George Bernard Shaw

"Love is blind-marriage is the eye-opener." -Pauline Thomason

"Love-a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise, and the lips to pucker." -Anonymous

"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be to HELL with you, Here's to ME!" -Anonymous

"Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate." -Anonymous

"Gravity is not to blame for two people falling in love." -Unknown

"None love the messenger who brings bad news." -Sophocles

"I've learned that my daddy can say a lot of words I can't." -Unknown

"Just when I get my room the way I like it, mom makes me clean it up." -Unknown

"Whenever I take a fishing trip, the guy who runs the bait shop always says, 'Gee, you should have been here yesterday.'" -Unknown

" After age 50 you get the furniture disease. That's when your chest falls into your drawers." -Unknown

"People who wear Mickey Mouse Watches are usually creative and fun to be with." -Unknown

"No matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides." -Unknown

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." -Unknown

"Mom wouldn't like my boyfriend even if he were captain of the football team and sang in the church choir." -Unknown

"If you're riding in a pick up truck with two other people, you should either drive or sit in the middle. The person riding shotgun has to get out to open and close all the gates." -Unknown

"Violence on television and in the movies is so graphic and extreme that it's numbing our children to pain and suffering in the real world." -Unknown

"When you read bedtime stories, kids really do notice if you use the same voice for the handsome prince that you used for the evil ogre the night before." - Unknown

"It's easier to stay out of trouble than to get out of trouble." -Unknown

"To insure rain, schedule an outdoor wedding." - Unknown

"My greatest fear is that in later years I'll look back at a long list of things that I 'Never got around to.'" -Unknown

"You can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy holiday, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights." -Unknown

"The time to read instructions is before you try to put the swing set together." - Unknown

"When I come home from a date, I'm always glad to see that my parents have left the porch light on for me." -Unknown

"You know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one." -Unknown

"I would like to be a horse and live on a ranch if only cowboys didn't wear spurs." -Unknown

"You should wade in a creek every chance you get." -Unknown

"No man is a match for a woman's tears." -Unknown

"Milk helps to keep your bones from bending over." -Unknown

"When I'm given a choice of 31 flavors of ice cream, I still choose vanilla." -Unknown

"My teacher always calls on me the one time I don't know the answer." -Unknown

"I've learned how to hold animals without killing them." -Unknown

"The smart husband knows that the wooing never stops." -Unknown

"When you have three of your wild friends in the car, the driver freaks." -Unknown

"It has taken me sixty-one years to learn to do what my granddaughter calls 'mellowing out.'"- Unknown

"If chewing gum has been dropped on the sidewalk withing the past 48 hours, my shoes will find it." -Unknown

"It's never too late to heal an injured relationship." -Unknown

"Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly." -Anonymous

"Happiness is a journey not a destination..." -Souza

"The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it." -Mark Twain

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." -Fred Allen

"Start everyday off with a smile and get it over with." -W.C. Fields

"When I was a boy the dead sea was only sick." - George Burns

"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense dancing." -William James

"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn." -Irvin S. Cobb

"Humor is reason gone mad." - Groucho Marx

"Love is blind...and occasionally deaf and sometimes pretty dumb. I'm sorry." -Unknown

"Remember, when things get rough just put on a happy face...then poke your finger in the eye of the jerk who's driving you crazy!" -Unknown

"Remember, when the going gets tough, the tough call their friends at 3:00 in the morning." -Unknown

"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?" -Anonymous

"The only lesson history has taught us is that man has not yet learned anything from history." -Anonymous

"Familiarity breed contempt-and children." -Mark Twain

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." -Mark Twain

"A man chases a woman until she catches him." -Anonymous

"The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep." -Anonymous

"We live in a rainbow of chaos." -Paul Cezanne

"When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum." -Anonymous

"Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder 'What happened?'" -Anonymous

"I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past." -Thomas Jefferson

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." -Mark Twain

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell." -Anonymous

"To know all things is not permitted." -Horace

"Someday is not a day of the week." -Anonymous

"If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking." -Anonymous

"Nearly all men can handle adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." -Abraham Lincoln

"Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty." - Mark Twain

"It's hard enough to remember my opinions without also remembering my reasons for them!" Fredich Nietzsche

"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." -Chinese Proverb

"An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a pen." -Anonymous

"If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality what so ever!" -Anonymous

"Physics lesson: when a body is submerged in water, the phone rings." -Anonymous

"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done." -Anonymous

"New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, with out any other reason but because they are not common." -John Locke

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." -Walter Bagehot

"Arrogant and right is surely better than humble and wrong." -Geoff Arbuthnot

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't." -Anonymous

"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women." -Marion Smith

"If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture." -Jack Handey

"What happens if a big asteroid hits earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." -Dave Berry

"So many men, so many reasons to sleep alone." -Unknown

"Alcohol was invented so ugly people could get laid too." -Unknown

"A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth." -Unknown

"Easy there Mr. Testosterone, you can be replaced my a zucchini." -Unknown

"Love is the self delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex." - Dan Greenburg

"It's hard to pull your foot out of your mouth...when your head is up your ass." -Feddler Von Schtickler

"Forgive those who hurt you, but break their heads if they do it again!" -Sandra S.

"Since light travels faster than sound people appear bright until you hear them." -Anonymous

"When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child...eventually." -Anonymous

"I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!" -Anonymous

"There's very little advice in men't magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"I chased a women for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine- we were both crazy about girls." -Groucho Marx

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." -Jack Handy

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." -Henry Kissinger

"Never go to be angry...always stay up and argue." -Unknown

"The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see and knows what the mind cannot understand." -Unknown

"The best part of 'Believe' is the 'lie'" - unknown

"Be optimistic, all the people you hate are going to eventually die." -Unknown

"Life without music is like a body without a soul." -Unknown

"They laugh because I'm different,I laugh because they're the same." -Unknown

"A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, 'It's because you're gay isn't it?'" -Unknown

"If life gives you lemons-make grape juice. Then sit back and let people wonder how you did it." - Kigichi Ishiritari

"A good friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend laughs at you then trips you again." -Unknown

"He was a giant of a horse, glistening black. The head was that of the wildest of all creatures-and it was beautiful, savage, splendid. A stallion with a wonderful physical perfection that matched his savage, ruthless spirit." -Walter Farley

"He is pure air and fire; and the dull elements of earth and water never appear in him." -William Shakespear

"On the wings of the morning they gather and fly. In the hush of the night time I hear them go by. The horses of memory thundering through with flashing fetlocks all wet with the dew." -Will H. Ocilvie

"Gypsy gold does not click and glitter: it gleams in the sun and neighs in the dark." -Gypsy saying

"And the breed of horse they reared could not be surpassed in the world- they were made of fire and flame, and not of dull, heavy earth." - Encyclopedia of Fairies

"His name is like a river flowing, and his eyes like embers glowing in the darkness of the night, and his pace as swift light." -Bryan Waller Proctor

"When Allah created the horse, he said to the wind, 'I will that a creature proceed from thee. Condense thyself.' and the wind condensed itself, and the result was the horse." -Marguerite Henry

"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." -Woody Allen

"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep." -Woody Allen

"The air of heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears." -Arabian Proverb

"'Weird' is a relative, not an absolute term." -Baron Frank N. Furter

"Old heroes never die; they reappear in sequels." -M. Moorcock

"If you can't dazzle them with dexterity, baffle them with bullshit!" -Prof. H. Hill

"If you can't win fair, just win!" -U.S. Grant

"Winning isn't the most important thing; it's the only thing!" -J. Caesar

"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby." -R. Hood

"Life is a series of rude awakenings." -R.V. Winkle

"The truth which makes men free is, for the most part, the truth which men prefer not to hear." -Herbert Sebastian Agar

"When angry count four; when very angry swear." -Mark Twain

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." -John F. Kennedy

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." -Robert Bloch

"There are men I could spend eternity with. But not this life." -Kathleen Norris

"If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, as a woman." -Margaret Thatcher

"Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window you love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house." -Jean Kerr

"I think, therefore I'm single." -Liz Winston

"We were walking down the street. He looked into another girl's eyes, and just fell madly in love. She was wearing mirrored sunglasses." -Rita Rudner

"I never married because I have 3 pets at home that answer the same purpus as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all after noon, and a cat thta comes home late at night." -Marie Corelli

"I don't have buried anger against men. Because my anger is right on the surface." -Camille Paglia

"When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion she's a bitch." -Bette Davis

"It's time to stop denying the 'inner bitch' in ourselves. Stop apologizeing for her. Set her free." -Elizabeth Hilts

"Her name is not It. You will not touch her. Any mark you leave on her, I will double on your worthless hide." -Unknown

"Did you just hit me for some shit I MIGHT do?!" - Carlose Mencia

"This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat. Now read it all without the word cat." -Unknown

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