So Relatble 2

• I automatically dislike anyone with the same name as me because it feel like a compitition and let's be honest... you're not winning that.
• That moment of fear when you can't get a ring off your finger.
• If you ever et caught sleeping in school put your head up and say "In Jesus name, Amen.
• If I choose you over sleep, you must be fucking special.
• It's cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family.
• I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do something.
• I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
• Let's be honest, you're not sorry that you did it. You're sorry that I found out.
• Friend: "Happy Birthday!" Me: "aaw, you remembered my birthday!" Friend: "No, FaceBook told me"
• Teacher's call it "Cheating" We call it "Teamwork"
• "OOH WHO'S DAT SEXY BEAST" Oh. I clicked on my own pofile again.
• My mom told me to clean my room when she was gone. *Mom's back* "OH CRAP".
• Texting+Facebook= Textbook "Yes, mom, I am studying.
• Suddenly people come over and your mom becomes the nicest person in the world.
• Writing "etc." on a test because you can't think of anymore examples.
• Good memories come from bad ideas.
• Me: " I didn't do it!" Teacher: "Then why are you laughing?" Me: Because whoever did it is a frieking legend!"
• "What comes after the letter P?" Normal People: "Q." Me: "Wait, A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H..."
•  Teacher: Never give up on dreams! Me: So don't stop sleeping...

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Tag der Veröffentlichung: 05.11.2013

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To all those silly beasts.