I sit down with legs crossed
And close my eyes.
When I open them
I’m in a whirlpool.
Images, thoughts, feelings
All swirling and spinning around me.
Utter chaos is my mind.
So I'm Driving down the street
Drinking a beer
On my way to get some...
Oh, shit, a deer!
So I'm lying in the hospital
With a broken sternum
Thinking, "Stupid deer." I'll cook and eat 'im.
So I'm walking through the woods
Looking for a hoofprint.
I finally find, but once again, oh shit.
So I'm back in the hospital
Feeling sore as hell
When the doc walks in and says, "Well, well, well."
So three hours later I go home
Thinking what the fuck
Because the doc said
I was bitten by a rabid duck.
So I'm walking through the woods
One more time.
When I catch that duck He's gonna die.
So I'm back in the hospital
Thinking who, how and why when the doc walks in
And says, "My, my, my."
So three days later I go home
Mad at myself Because the doc said
I was attacked by a zombie elf.
So I'm walking through the woods
When my very sight goes black.
I open my eyes, turn my head
And there's a bald guy staring back.
So I'm lying on this couch
With zombie elves on my brain
When the shrink says, "Dude, you're insane."
Your beauty is unimaginable
Your personality like a wildfire
But now I know the truth
Oh yes, it's harsh and dire
You use your beauty to your advantage
And it seems like you don't even care
For you, most guys would jump off a ledge
Because they thought you liked them, then you weren't there
I know how they feel
I felt the same
Thinking your feelings were real
It really is just a shame
How dare you think you can do this
Playing with peoples emotions
It's almost like you're a succubus
You set your target and start the motions
I don't know your true feelings
And I don't care
You lied to me
And everyone you've dated in the past years
That's all I have to say
So I'm just going to walk
Even if you have true feelings
It's too late to talk
A fart is a chemical substance.
It comes from a place called bum.
It penetrates through the trousers
And lands with a musical hum.
To fart is no disgrace
For it gives the body ease.
It warms the blanket on cold winter nights
And suffocates all the fleas.
Your birthday's come and gone now;
You are twenty years old.
Soon you'll be buying alcohol;
Just one more year to go.
I hope you get all shit-faced
And puke throughout the night.
We all know you're gonna do it
So don't deny it, you know I'm right
When you're not paying attention
I hope someone spits in your beer.
You know I'd do it myself,
But I'm stuck in here.
Be sure to take some pictures
And send them in to me.
I would love to see you
In your time of blissful misery.
A mother's love is like no other
Unconditional and lasts forever
Though I've done some things to bring me shame
Casting a shadow of doubt upon my name
You've been there when I needed you most
So for you alone I make this toast
For all my life through thick and thin
You'll be close to my heart until the end
As I sit here
The lights are dim
A knife in one hand
In the other is skin
The corpse on the table
Will stay until dawn
Then I'll set it on fire
A sacrifice for all
Darkness of the past
Moving towards the future
Things that never last
Living in this creature
Sanity's a bitch
Some may never know
They're gonna go insane
Just like me, forever more
Going insane, losing my mind
When she's gone, I will shine
Death is inevitable
My mind uninhabitable
As I stand here in her blood
A sudden rage hits like a flood
I must kill, I must destroy
Obliteration is my only joy
Tag der Veröffentlichung: 07.06.2014
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