Yup, Please Hate YourSelf

by DeYtH Banger

Wow... what?

 You are asking have I made a mistake? - Nope, the title is correct!

Wow... what? - Everything is right with the title

Did "I" read it right? - Yup, you read it right

 

the title is

"Yup, Please Hate YourSelf"

 

 

Did "I" saw it... right? - Yes

Author Note

 So this here is message from me, I am starting something new... it's again from the series... jokes by BJ... but it's going to be a different title... a different type... I am going to put in action stuff which I have read, listen to... and watched... I want to put them in action. So far as for now I know that upon people... it's possible to apply all type of power... being bad... awful...  being horrible to people... being arrogant .. it's all possible. We could start from showing to 100 people middle finger... up to getting few middle fingers along the ways... we can continue the road... that the more better you become in comedy the more haters you get the more people are going to envy and become your enemy. So far some people along this here way are going to be pissed off... be offended and even go master level with this ideas and content. I don't judge people and I am not responsible for somebody going to hard or to far with life.

 

 

RIGHT NOW YOU CAN STOP AND GO GET ANOTHER BOOK

REALLY I MEAN IT

GO GET ANOTHER BOOK

GET A FICTIONAL BOOK

GET A FUN BOOK

GET SOMEBODY ELSE BOOK

 

 

THIS HERE BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU

IT'S GOING TO RUIN YOUR DAY...

IT'S GOING TO FUCK YOU OVER AND PROBABLY YOU WON'T COME OUT HAPPY

 

 

SO YEAH... CLOSE

IT

BURN IT

CUT IT

THROW IT AWAY...

 

 

 

 

 

 

....

 

 

 

 

SO YEAH

KILL YOURSELF

 

YOU READ IT RIGHT

THE WHOLE MESSAGE GO GRAB A KNIFE AND KILL YOURSELF

GO GET A GUIDE ON 'HOW TO KILL MYSELF'... ON THE INTERNET

YOU CAN FIND BOOKS ON THIS TOPIC ... ARTICLE

 

AND HOW FUN IS THAT?

 

KILLING YOURSELF

 

SOUNDS

FUN ... EXCITING... SLIGHTLY ESCALATING

NERV WRECKING

 

 

AWESOME RIDE... GREAT IDEA

 

 

WHY YOU DON'T STOP WITH THE NOTE

... JUST START WRITE DOWN THE MESSAGE... WHY YOU ARE DOING THIS

TELL THEM HOW YOU ARE DEPRESSED HOW YOU FEEL FUCKED UP... THERE IS A WHOLE BOOK ON THIS TOPIC... I DON'T REMEMBER THE AUTHOR

BUT SO FAR FROM MY MEMORY I REMEMBER THAT HE WAS A PSYCHOLOGIST AND HE WANTED HIS CLIENTS AND READERS WRITE DOWN

WHY THEY FEEL SPECIFIC EMOTIONS... TO WRITE IT DOWN ON PAPER

SO DO THIS

 

 

 

 

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT

THEORY... DOESN'T MAKE YOU A STRONG ACTION TAKER

SO GO TAKE AACTION... KILL YOURSELF

 

WE GOT EMAILS

WE GOT PHONES

 

YOU GONNA SEND US THE REPLY ON WHY YOU KILL YOURSELF

 

 

SO YEAH GOD EXISTS... THAT'S THE TRUTH... HE ALL DAY SENDS MESSAGES ON FACEBOOK AND MESSANGER... BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE IGNORANT OF HIS BEHAVIOR... WE ARE IGNORANT FROM HIS EXISTENCE.... WE HAVE SO FAR WITH IGNORANCE... THAT WE IGNORE HOMELESS... AND OTHER TYPES OF GROUP OF PEOPLE... WHO WE HATE... WHO ARE STRANGERS... WHO ARE ENEMIES... WE IGNORE THEM... GOD IS SOMEWHERE BELOW ALL GROUPS... BELOW ALL HATRED... AND IGNORANCE

 

 

If you want to find God... you need to go deep we are not talking to start masturbating... this is pure mood turn... and positive escalating provision... so far this is the last resort your mountain wants. SO far what you want is to become action taker... grab a spoon... ... fork... knife... or whatever your weapon of choice is and kill yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

MIDDLE FINGER FOR ALL FUCKS!

Content

• Books To Read

 

Part 1

 

• Comedy:  Alright
• Comedy: Alright 2
• Comedy: Dangerous
• Comedy: Failure
• Comedy: Lie
• Comedy: Frames
• Comedy: Hate You

 

Part 2

 

• Comedy: MoveOver
• Comedy: MoveOver 2
• Comedy: MoveOver 3
• Comedy: Vivid
• Comedy: Wose It (Part 1)
• Comedy: Wose It (Part 2)
• Comedy: Special
• Comedy: Bang A Midget
• Comedy: Bang A Midget 2
• Comedy: Bang A Midget 3
• Comedy: Break A Leg
• Comedy: I Hope
• Comedy: Madness
• Comedy: Humans
• Comedy: Wow…He
• Comedy: Just… Just
• Comedy: Wow… She
• Comedy: Full
• Comedy: Anger
• Comedy: Whoa
• Comedy: Mom
• Comedy: Hate
• Comedy: Out Of
• Comedy: Sucess As General
• Comedy: F for Fu (1)
• Comedy: F For Fu (2)
• Comedy: F For Suck (1)
• Comedy: F For Suck (2)
• Comedy: Molested
• Comedy: Stare
• Comedy: Life…?- It Sucks!?
• Comedy: Hog
• Comedy: Nervous
• Comedy: Pick On It
• Comedy: You Got It Wrong
• Comedy: Got It Right
• Comedy: Mutations
• Comedy: Touch
• Comedy: NRight
• Comedy: Offended
• Comedy: Offended 2
• Comedy: Dick
• Comedy: Dick 2
• Comedy: Words 1
• Comedy: Words 2
• Comedy: Words 3
• Comedy: Words 4
• Comedy: Words 5
• Comedy: Words 6
• Comedy: Words 7
• Comedy: Words 8
• Comedy: Words 9
• Comedy: Words 10
• Comedy: Words 11
• Comedy: Words 12
• Comedy: Words 13
• Comedy: Words 13 (Part 2)
• Comedy: Rudimentary
• Comedy: Think About Yourself
• Comedy: Me And Me
• Comedy: Secret
• Comedy: Advice
• Comedy: Answers
• Comedy: Guys
• Comedy: Zuper

 

Part 3

 

• Comedy: Life
• Comedy: Blatter
• Comedy: If My Mom Hates me… It’s Great
• Comedy: Sobriety

Books To Read

• Napalm & Silly Putty by George Carlin 
• More Napalm and Silly Putty by George Carlin
• No Cure for Cancer   by Denis Leary 
• The Quotable A**hole: More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike  by Eric Grzymkowski
• I Hate Your Guts by Jim Norton
• Work! Consume! Die!: You Are Bored. This is the Antidote by Frankie Boyle - (I hate this guy OKAY!?)
• Too Fat to Fish by Artie Lange
• Brain Droppings by George Carlin

Comedy: Alright

 By DeYtH Banger



Wasting sleep… wasting life… what more?.. Have you ever heard the concept gray matter?… OKAY!?…… Great that you know what it is… now get some of this shit. What bothers me these days is:




1) Everyone acts cool in a bar/club or disco… - why there isn’t a person who is in persona… miserable… miserable life!?



2) Why people believe in the lame story if jesus and the whole bullshit of the bible?


- It’s fiction… it’s made up … OKAY!?





If you gonna believe in the magician jesus… start beliving in pink cats… pink sun… pink grass and so on and forward…

I read the bible it’s the biggest fiction… I have ever faced in my life, but with differences… it got morons below it.. which pray and preach upon it.. as so far moron = mormon.


JUST A SEC.. AFTER MINUTE… AFTER FEW MINUTES



The more forced time is put here the more lies the liar is applying into the layer of normality, I am better off to log off and start doing some other activities. I going to be honest… I like information… I like data… I like to learn new stuff and put myself on huge new big roofs… we are not talkimg about cheap scholarship… It’s more likely freetime investment we can start with lion loses a fight with a tiger… A guy with name Walter snd we are not talking about Walter Disney 100% sure… it’s other Walter who gets twice struck by a lighting abd once his grave gets…


OH MAN THIS GUY IS DEFINETLY CURSE
AND WE DON’T WANT ANOTHER FUCKING GOOSEBUMP STORY FOR THIS CURSE… OKAY… R.L
STINE?




FUCK YOU
AND FUCK YOUR FINGERS




Finding out is near to messing with…
Depression… anxiety… phobias… are developed around the ages 16 and 24… I put this distant shitty phrase as …



“OH WELL I GOT FUCKED OVER”



If somebody gets the message, it’s great… but let’s clear it up… we shouldn’t tolerate people who are not open minded and open for to learn and apply new shit to day to day to their life.



OKAY MIDDLE FINGER TO A STRANGER
- AND HAVE A NICE DAY
OKAY… :



“I am here for vaginal soup…”
“I want a cup of vaginal soup…”
“One cup of vaginal soup”

…



Out there is scary place we can’t lie about it… some people get mad… angry… sad… other can beat the shit out of you… and really some people can’t take a joke… get a joke and let’s not miss or skip that along the line a whole bunch of people get offended
…




So I saw a lady waiting on the ATM for money and doing her shit… I was with a empty cup in my hands and I went next to her… and said

“I want full cup of semen…”
Her answer was

“Go away… fuck off… off fuck off..”
…



The lesson is learn as Anthony Jeselnik goes… go and fucking offend people… give time to people… they are going to get over this shit… sooner or later!

Comedy: Alright 2

 By DeYtH Banger





The day is the same the most cases you got fucking depression… so go down there and do something which is going to save me and you…




KILL YOURSELF
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

IT’S EASY!
…

DO THE RIGHT MOVES




Abrahom Lincoln loves cats… he left the cat to eat on the table in the white house, the real big interesting truck is that Lincoln was killed by fox outside and cat inside killer. Think about your father… now face the toilet!




YUP IT KINDA SUCKS
THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CHOOSEN TO BE HERE AND BURN… IN THE FIRE!


YOU FUCKING DEMANDING… DIGESTIVE FUCK!





Oh I got it… the main reason I can’t fuck women is because… I am nice… I AM FUCKING NICE… UGHHHH
NICE

I HATE THIS WORD
THE WAY IT SOUNDS
THE MEANING

….


THE WHOLE SHITTY CONCEPT

I HATE IT




I hope I drain into a vaginal canals blood… I hope I die in a dumpster… I WANT TO FUCK ROT FOREVER AND EVER… I AM GOOD GUY… GOOD GUYS… GET AS FAR AS TALKING NOTHING FURTHER…

FUCK THIS DOWNWARD SPINE COMPLEX



If I can’t fuck with girls and tease them… I AM TOTALLY FUCKED FROM INSIDE UP TO OUTSIDE


I DID A DICTIONARY RESEARCH… F9R THIS SHIT GOES AS FAR… YOU ARE NOT EMOTIONALLY CAPABLE HUMAN BEING… FOR FURTHER ADO… CALL AND PRAY TO GOD FOR YOUR SALVATION!

Comedy: Dangerous

 By DeYtH Banger


People say facts are useless… it’s useless to read books which don’t improve your life and also sleep deprivation… systematically ruins you… HOW ABOUT GO MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS YOU FUCK SCHMUCK CONFIDANT!




IF I HATE ANY TYPE OF PROCESS THAT’S THE THINKING PROCESS… I FUCKING HATE IT… IT’S AWKWARD… IT’S MESSY… IT’S AWFUL AND ALWAYS TIMID AS FUCK



I am not trying to be funny by any type of means… I am just me… sharing… One guy told me that I look like a guy who cheats the system a con artist… how about stop insulting innocent victim like me… I do manifestos… affirmations… the last type of mindset is victimhood mentally….







Sloppy fish… the fate guy..… HOW ABOUT YOY DEAR FUCKS… GRAB COUPLE OF DICKS AND… START INDULGING INTO PRACTICE… NOTHING IS BETTER OFF THAN BLOWJOB WEAK MIND MENTALITY… IT’S TOTAL BEND THE SLEVES ASS




One friend said to me that he lies… he cheated the challenge and we go as far as… a prostitute to him has suggested… “DO YOU WANT SEX?”… how about stop being a fat slime fuck and start seeing the reality… CONTAINER FULL OF FART… WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT LEVEL OF DETERMINATING LOGISTICS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GO TO FUCK PROCESS… ALLOW AND AVOID AND IT’S NOT FREE OKAY… SHUZZY???




I FEEL OFFENDED FROM LIARS WHO SAY DON’T HAVE FREE TINE… BUT IN THE END… END UP HANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE OUT FOR LONGER THAN PROHIBBITED… PROVISION…


OH GOD
WHY AM I A TOTAL FUCK UP?



WANTING TO KILL MYSELF… IS NOT A SHIT TEST… IT’S REALITY!



They seek pure form of validation… That’s all… that’s fucking all… minddle finger in front of the face… dumb idea going as far as the argunent we are dumb and smart in the same way… we are the same… we all dumb and we all are smart… little by little…






HOW ABOUT GO GRAB A COCK AND DON’T TRY TO CUT ME OF … LIKE A BIZZARE NOVEL OF STEPHEN KING . I GET IT OKAY… BODY LANGUAGE… BODY FUCK..
BODY LINGUISTICS .. WHATEVER… HE WAS USING VERBAL WEAK TYPE OF INVESTMENT


Okay here a spoon with syrup for the freaks… if the woman is happy while cleaning the rooms.. or dishes or doing the laundry… it means this bitch had sex okay… I KNOW IT… HOW LONG STORY… SHORT TOLD! AT HOME I AM LIKE LABORATED RAT… ALWAYS LEARNING… NEW SKILLS… AND CONSUMING..




SO FAR THE LAST WORDS WHICH I USE… NOT SURE FOR WHAT TYPE THEY ARE… BUT.. I SOUND LIKE I AM DESCRIBING A LAZY FUCKING SNOB



Look life sucks… it’s more longer than 5 minutes of disaproval… Come on society be biased to rape me… come on… life sucks… give one more pickle… suprise!

Comedy: Failure

 By DeYtH Banger



Anker … anger… a moment of glory and whole lot of silence, it’s not my fsult that I quit the whole thing… it just happen, we can play verbal battle games… even go as far my bed worser everyday… but no need for that stinky shit.





My mom boyfriend is a average joe fuck, so far without any type of education, gets pussy. We arw talking about mastering abomination of desparation… on each levels… advance … intermidiate. I hate the moment in which thought need to come out… to pop out… how about derest “FUCK YOU” and the center sucks all people are miserable and all of them hate themselves deeply. We are talking about victim mentality, if facebook has help so far woth something that’s with becoming a victim… you just become .. crazy narcisstic fuck who always proofs to others that his life worths ton of value.




I don’t get it … social media with helping contributing value …. It gets as far providing propaganda… than any other shit.  JUST THINK ABOUT IT.. NOW ON THE PHONE…IN THE FUTURE SOMEBODY IS GOING TO PERFECTLY BRAINWASH US





I am data fuck up… that’s the few dictionary words which people can use to describe me. Before a year, girls used to reject me… with all types of bullshit stories, nowadays… I REJECT THEM…





“THIS BETWEEN US… IT WON’T HAPPEN”

“YOU AND ME… TOGETHER… IS DEFINETLY NOT HAPPENING…”

“I HATE YOU… ”



Total recess… fuck… one mother just said

“Be careful… there is possibility car to hit you and even smash you.”

- To her  daughter




AS FOR ME I SAID



“Oh great, I am going to fuck a dead body.”



I act hard with women.. it’s not so hard… It’s sinple as hell… it’s like not calling them… and never inviting them anywhere… I got pleny on my phone and social media… I DON’T INVITE ANY OF THE…. I AM JUST A MASTER OF SOCIAL CIRCLE

The more less… I call… them tge more build up attraction… I create and as the girl says “I never answer calls” and let’s not skip the negative outcome from yesterday… I went into tge set for high five and she said… “DO YOU WANT A SLAP?”

Comedy: Lie

 By DeYtH Banger




Oh you got a strong opinion and strong opener… how about fuck you… you are just a social media narcissist buddy. The nore you hate the lesd value you give!




YOU NEED MOTIVATION?




Fix your brain… get s lobotony and get raped… sell yourself as most dearest prostitute abd we are definetly not talking about logistics. I was in a bar… when I did a spin move… OR LET’S SAY… WHAT I TRUED AND I FAILED… IT WAS WITH BEHIND METHOD WE MASSIVE RE-THINKING METHOD… + TAP ON THE SHOULDER… LIKE I WAS GETTING VALIDATION… FOR NOT SUCCEEDING






SUCH SUCESS STORIES RAPE ME FROM MY MOUTH UP TO MY ASSHOLE… I LOST STATUS ALONG ALL LINES… PLEASE GIVE ME TIME





NOW I AM LIKE A WAITING PERMISSION BITCH







Stop with lies they are like cancer… the more lies the more awful the cancer it gets worser… I hate people… I blame all and hate all… OKAY…I JUST DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE FAT… UGLY… AWFULL… GO GET MOUTH RAPE AND GIVE A SECOND THOUGHT TO YOUR EXISTENCE… PROBABLY SELFIE BY ITSELF IS SELFISH.




Lies are walking tumor the more you tell… the more you lose hope in humanity… tumors and cancers… they aren’t awful… they are preversal accessories…this is the new thing in the fashion industry…I WANT ALL OF THEM.. SYNDROMES… DISEASES… PHOBIAS… SOUNDS… WAY WAY FUCKING COOL… THE MORE I GET THE MORE FASHIONABLE I GET…


THIS IS FREE FASHION
GOT CHOOSE THE SPECIAL ONES


Some people say… be careful… what you wish… IN MY OPINION… BE CAREFUL… WHAT I HOLD IN MY HAND.. BECAUSE WEAK MINDED FUCK LIKE YOU IS THE FIRST PERSON ON MY LIST TO DIE!



I have never been in relationships and right now I am not in any type relationships… one girl asked me… Have ever been in relationship… I answered “Yeah.. with my mom"… she said "seriously… have you?”
… I thought she got my point… my methaphors… but so far we reached as far “Do I get bonus points?” Come on… I want to get raped… I want to kill myself it’s self prophecy… COME HE IS PHYSICAL… WHO THA FUCK DOES ALLOW HIM TO BE PHYSICAL FUCK YOU AND FUCK HIM… OKAY… LET ME SAY IT AGAIN DUMB BOLD GUY… FUCK YOU AND FUCK ‘EM…






VALIDATION
HOW ABOUT GETTING A DICK HOLE… OKAY!


I HATE BUILDING UP MOMENTUM STRATEGIES IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL SICK… NOBODY DOES THAT

I FEEL WASTED AND FULL OF HATE… NARROW MINDED FUCK LIKE ME GOES AS FAR FUCKING AROUND WITH PEOPLE… UGHH NICE GUYS… WHY WE JUST DON’T LEAVE KILLERS TO START DOING MASS CRIME STRIKES AND DEAREST FUCK TO ALL FUCKERS…

“FACT: 1 ANENCEPHALY






   Anencephaly is the absence of a brain and spinal cord. There is no cure and most anencephalic babies die during childbirth. According to the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke, “a baby born with anencephaly is usually blind, deaf, unconscious, and unable to feel pain. Although some individuals with anencephaly may be born with a main brain stem, the lack of a functioning cerebrum permanently rules out the possibility of ever gaining consciousness. Reflex actions such as breathing and responses to sound or touch occur.”

Comedy: Frames

 By DeYtH Banger



Let’s talk about frames… think about it… social media is always playing … the game “proof others"… we always play in that frame then we want to be leaders…proving by itself is manifestation of victim mentality… it’s lower status game.

Psychology  - Objects
Philosophy - Subjects

Probably I am fucked up… who knows… but right now… definetly right now out there there are bunch of guys.





1) First Category guys who masturbate once a week… and today is the day… they are in front of the phone looking up to facebook celebrities… instragram celebrities and masturbating… playing with their dicks.


AS FOR TRANSGENDER… DO THEY HAVE SPECIFIC GENDER IN THEIR PASSPORT?




2) Second Category guys are people who are maniac obsessed to do it… over and over and over…





THEY LOVE IT
RIGHT NOW I BET SOMEBODY IS THINKING ABOUT THIS TYPE OF REWARD SYSTEM BEHAVIOR

I STARTED WATCHING NEW TYPE OF PORN… SUCESSFUL GUYS MAKE OUT WITH GIRLS ON THE STREET… INSTANTLY… WITH A STRANGER


THIS SHIT DEEP THROAT DEPRESSIVE!



I hate myself… facts… lies how far does life get… is it as far as "I am fucking your mom?” Ugh!, it was another good guess… I saw his expression… it was saying “What next… YOU SHARP FUCK!?”



ARE YOU SHARP ENOUGH?

THE PICK UP GUY…
OH YEAH THIS DUDE… I FOUND THAT I HAVE NO RIGHTS. … IN THAT SET AND I DEFINETLY HOOKED THE SET



What’s with this crap save other lifes, save humans, help babies… save children, save the army, donate… why everything ends up to money and let’s not forget




SAVE ANIMALS
SAVE SMOKERS

WHAT’S WITH THIS CRAP


SHUT UP AND MOVE ON

Comedy: Hate You

 By DeYtH Banger





I didn’t expect a lot of after daily affirmation, daily life attraction…THE SECRET




I KNOW YOU HATE ME
I AM OKAY WOTH THAT



AND FUCK OFF





Oh thoughts always having them… always thinking about something… about somewhere… about somewhen… it’s just endless circle… always being around something. And let’s give a chance to cockroaches, inagine a cockroach needibg to build a body and muscles… a cockroach on diet… healthy and as big as human size… imagine another time another parallel in which humand cockroaches exchange places… cockroaches becone as big as humans and humans become small as insect… as cockroach… the possibility goes as far “we don’t have the ability"… to know… to see and to get that the bugs and the insects in other slight levels of intellect… they are always humans…



WHICH GOES AS FAR
WE SAW A WALKING MEAT AND LET’S DO NLT SAVE ANIMALS… IT’S FOOD CHAIM FOR GOD SAKE

TRUE OR FALSE.. IT’S TINE TO BUST FEW MYTHS






"MYTH 89. | The capital of Australia is Sydney. The capital of Australia is actually Canberra and not Sydney.

MYTH 90. | Going out in the cold with wet hair will make you sick. While you might feel cold, there’s no evidence that supports the myth that you will get sick.

MYTH 98. | You swallow eight spiders a year in your sleep. This myth was faked as part of an article about how easy it is for a convincing sounding "fact” to be accepted as true.“

I have questions… as for before you go to sleep … before you go in bed… Is there honor in fucking?
Is there a gender… called "trangender” in the passport…?“






There are boys… girls… and people who gender nix… you can’t put a mutant which is combination of two sexes… in one sex sex category as a boy or a girl… we need who new category for this… it’s called transexual.   MY AGE? MY NAME?





HOW SBOUT FUCK YOU
WAS IT A WELL DELIVERED LINE
OH GREAT
LET’S MOVE ON






I hate gays… I like lesbians… but not gays… I just hate them… I hope they die… I HOPE AN OLD MAN COMES WITH A GUN AND SHOOTS THEM RIGHT IN THE HEAD… DO DARE EVIL… DO EVIL
…

I WISH THERE IS A WHOLE OLD GENERATION GAY EXECTIONER GROUP…
…

WITH MAIN MOTTO

"YOU SON OF BITCH”





What’s attractive about more hairy and sweaty body?… A dick… I call it a pipe rape… and let’s face it… sweaty palms… ass with hair… ears with hair… beard… come on… THIS ISN’T ATTRACTION… THIS IS MONSTER OUT OF X-FILES…


OH GOD
AREN’T THOSE LOCKED?


I want to have sex with a main character soldier… Sex to be soldier position… Standing hand near to the forehead and while that position… slight movements with both hands.. 




PLAYING WITH MY BALLS AND DICK… PIPE RAPE…
WITH KNEES ON THE GROUND…


“IT’S A PRIVILLIGE TO FUCK YOU…

Part 2

 "If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of."

 

- Adam Carolla

 

 

"I urge all our listeners to masturbate. Right now. Because it takes the wind right out of the sex drive. We don't want rapists going into society half-cocked and ready to go. If they masturbate, they'll say, "Uhh... I think I'll rape tomorrow instead.""

 

- Adam Carolla

Comedy: MoveOver

 By DeYtH Banger








BUSTED!, BUSTED!


“MYTH 100. | A special compound can be added to the water in swimming pools to reveal the presence of urine. Experts on chemicals used in public swimming pools say that although a reliable urine detecting dye can be produced, getting it to react only to urine and no trigger in the presence of similar organic compounds would make the mixture very difficult to produce and thus, very expensive to sell. Currently, there isn’t any company that is working on creating the compound, nor is there any company that plans to create the compound.

MYTH 110. | Nutritional supplements make you live longer. While nutritional supplements are great for supplementing a healthy diet, they will not make you live longer. In fact, due to many people misusing supplements, they end up doing more harm than good.”





So, Okay we know about your day to day  … your “today” status… but what happen with the“NON FUCKING” Do over… status ..  what happen with your peivious… precise identity… what happen… let’sPARALLEL THIS SHIT! What’s with all comedians playing the same routine over and over… you didn’t got it right? You want to play safe? Doing an experiment?





CUT THE SHIT
AND BE HONEST ABOUT IT
FUCKING RETARD




Look at me… I am genetic example of starvation… that’s the final stages of starvation… the first stage is to build muscles and in the same tine to starve and last level is me… no need to middle it… I AM TOO LAZY ABOUT IT… THE LAST LEVEL IS YOU EAT AND STARVE… LOOK I AM THIN… I AM NOT FAT… FAT PEOPLE GET IT WAY WAY… MORE FUCKING EASY… TGEY DON’T LOOK LIKE ARE COMMING OUT OF HOLOCAUST… OR SOME KINDA GAS CHAMBER OR LET’S COMPARE IT WITH TODAY SOCIETY… THE MOST NEAREST EXAMPLE OF STARVATION IS THE AFFRICAN NIGGAS… EVERYONE WHO GOT INSULTED OR OFFENDED SO FAR CROM THE LINE… IT’S OPEN TO GET ON YOUR KNEES ABD BLOW ME… JUST DO THAT

YOU FUCKING PIGGY FUCK




Let me tell you… some answers on topics which are too long on your computer… miss… confused… put for later or God knows what you have done.



SO FAR THIS LINE DOESN’T SOUND SO FAR DELIVERED LINE



Outside desparate dicks walking around for chicks… after all my opener was permission seeking and as for those guys sucess rates are going upward… then we go to anti-social … which succeed in life and asocial… OH GOD THEIR LIFES SUCKS





PUT IN PIT OF NEGATIVITY
BRAIN DRAIN INTO NEGATIVE ROUTINES… BEHAVIORS… PATTERNS… MINDSETS… AFFIRMATIONS


FULL ON
FUCKING FULL ON



IT’S ALL ON… NEGATIVITY.. ALL THEIR LIFE IS ALL ABOUT NEGATIVITY. Negativity is not so bad … it’s a survival… tactic… a survival inner instinct.


BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING




God created social… people… which he wants to go with race… anti-social… people who can do it..  but they can say no… and asocial are people who can’t decide… which group to choose…. God here is like:



“I DON’T WANT THOSE FUCKERS ON THE REPRODUCE LINE…” Did you got that?
No beta males on finish line… we can get alpha and all other groups and types of males… but nor beta…. Beta males are a confused nation… THOSE FUCKERS ARE DOWN… SOCIETY WANTS EXAMPLES… HERE IS A FEW.





IF YOU WANT TO GREET AN AVERAGE CLASS PERSON … GO WITH MIDDLE FINGER




It’s not a “Spike Attraction”, “Hook the Set”, “Seduce Women”, “BrainWash Them”, “Pandora Box”, “Seduce and Attract"… Tactic… nothing like that… but if we need to talk about something here that’s dating products are all… ALL OF THEM SAY




"YOU NEED THAT”
“YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH… GO CHANGE YOURSELF”
“CHANGE FOR THE BETTER YOU”
“THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T SUCEED WITH WOMEN”



And if something this is feeding… that’s more from the ingredients:



- Not Enough
- I want More

Aghh, A good set if mixed up beliefs… makes strong and healthy confusion. Let’s go back for a while to God… asocial people are created first to be examples and to be a leverage for all classes in the human hierarchy… + God doesn’t want them on the re-produce line okay!?

Comedy: MoveOver 2

 By DeYtH Banger



If something makes me crazy, that’s women they make me crazy… fast mind changing… fast mood changing… OH GOD… THIS IS THE MOST AWFUL NIGHTMARE.

I get why most males get om drugs… SOME MALES JUST WANT MORE FROM THIS RUSH… BUT WHEN THEY ARE LEFT BECAUSE MAINLY  LEACHING AND SEEKING VALIDATION; BEHAVIOR… THE BEST WAY TO DEAL IS TO GET DRUGS





Or the story goes along the lines… I WANT DRUGS BECAUSE I LOST EVERYTHING FROM THIS SLUTS.
Slut is not bad word… judging is bad… show a middle finger to a woman… you password is “OPEN YOUR INNER SLUT”… Give her chance to be slut…
AFTER ALL THESE DATING PRODUCTS AND PRODUCTS AND MOVIES MY SONGS IN MY HEAD ARE

“I WANT TO DIE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
NO FRIENDS
NO LIFE
I WANT TO DIE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
SHAME
GUILT
EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
HATRED
FAKE REALITY
I WANT TO DIE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
NOBODY
NOTHING
SUICIDE IS A GOOD VIBE BEHAVIOR”



I just greeted few people no reply… I was nice to few… the best reply which I got was like… “FUCK OFF”. I AM LIKE… WHY I EVEN TRY THIS PICK UP… BULLSHIT TACTICS



WHY I DON’T STAY IN HOME
CHILL THE FUCK UP
KILL MYSELF
DIE ALONE



I saw a cute woman… then I looked around and I saw a male… I GOT TGE STORY… HE GOT A DICK… SHE GOT A PUSSY… THE LOGISTICS ARE AS BRIGHT AS HUGE TURN OFF FROM A GIRL





Which reminds me for a girl… which Spit… oh god she fucking did it. I WAS LIKE
AFTER ALL THIS SHIT DONE AND LEARN… MY REWARD IS TO GO OUT WITH A GIRL WHICH SPITS… OH GOD… FUCK ME… I KNOW WHY PEOPLE DIE FROM HEART ATTACT… THAT’S GOD LEVEL RAPE!.. OKAY!



This is not lecture… it’s my turn… my games… my rules… I AM IMPORTANT AS FOR YOU GO RUSH ANXIETY IN YOUR WHEELS OKAY!? YOUR TALENT IS SUCK MY DICK… I GOT AN FUCKING NARCISSTIC EGO… I NEED AFFIRMATION



WHY THA FUCK NOT TO KILL MYSELF?


AND AS MOST PEOPLE SAY


DO IT
ANYWAY

Comedy: MoveOver 3

 By DeYtH Banger




To become a rapist, it’s not hard… you need a fucking privileged diversed, bitch mom…




I SAW A HAPPY COUPLE
I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING BIG AND LARGE TO FALL DOWN ON THEM



This here is speaking my authentic self… as for anger and rage…



FUCK YOU!



People make everything important… food TV Show… movies…. Everything… they just make it important, maimly because they are doing it and they ARE FUCKING SELFISH



I AM NOT LAZY
I STAY HOME… BUT MAINLY BECAUSE PRE-SELECTION… OF FOOD… I AM GUARDING…IT I AM PROTECTING FROM FAT APOCALYPTIC PEOPLE



I just hate people who recommend TV Shows, Movies, Books … music



WHICH FIRST
SUCKS AND SECOND OF ALL NO U DON’T KNOW
OKAY… IF YOU KNEW … RIGHT NOW YOU GONNA BE READING THE BOOK “I AM PRODUCT OF MY FATHERS SEMEN"…



I started authentic movement… so many people say… be more honest with other people… tell them the truth… be authentic… remove your masks.


I saw a post o n the internet by my cousin… it was a joke…

"The joke is dumb… go kill yourself.”



I had a call from my mom… to end it… I WAS HONEST ABOUT THE WHOLE THING… I SHOWED MY DEEP INTENT



“Hey… stay there… I am comming to fuck you… deep inside your pussy and eat my cum.”



SO FAR IT WAS TOO MUCH ATTRACTION!




She ended the call…


I saw a friend who has posted images with autographs… I told him…


“What’s that? Your new list with victims… each victim… gives you different type of emotions….. Smile… neutral…”


I was honest with that… this fucker got me… and said cut the bullshit.




FIRST OF ALL I AM PRACTICING MY AUTHENTIC LICENSE AND SECOND OF ALL IT’S NOT A BULLSHIT




I told him… you cut the pedophile thing… you just got too much under age kids… YOU ARE JUST 19 YEARS OLD… I have repetitive ..  . OH I mean repeating… myself… the moment it comes





“Oh… mom bring food”
“What… what aaaaa?”

“Mom… my dick is up… when are you comming.”



That’s how I deal with their bullshit… they do it purposefully such people … I want to rape them… right in the alley corner… dick up  and aroused….




Nowadays… I got new missions…



- Go Be Physical with stranger
- Say something nice to stranger (UGHHHH)
- Talk to Everyone (Why somebody does not put me some kinda rope around my fucking neck… I WANT A FUCKING ROPE… OKAY!?)



STOP TO THE BULLSHIT TROPHY TITLES AND LIES FOR “YOUR SON"… MOST PEOPLE USE THIS TO PUNISH ME… OKAY STOP IT… FUCKING STOP IT

DON’T FANTASIZE… IF YOU GONNA DO IT… WE GOT Psychiatric hospitals… GET THERE THE COUNTRY PROFITS FROM LIARS LIKE YOU




Out there… there are chode crystal and people who are with desparate social circle + people who say "I can get every woman… if I want"…




NO YOU CAN’T AND HERE WE ARE SPEAKING WITH YOUR EGO AND FUCK YOUR WISE THOUGHTS… FUCK ‘EM… FUCK YOUR DREAMS AND AS MOST PEOPLE SAY…


Thank You

Comedy: Vivid

 By DeYtH Banger



Rapist are typical alpha males as for games… they don’t have any gender rules… they are for males and females okay!?

“MYTH 114. | Alcohol is a great antiseptic for open wounds. Alcohol is a great disinfectant for intact skin and inanimate objects; however, alcohol is not effective when applied to open wounds. When it’s used on open and exposed tissue, alcohol actually kills some of the human tissue along with the germs. This can delay the healing process of larger wounds.

MYTH 125. | Eating a lot of fruit is healthy. Actually, fruit has a lot of fructose, a type of sugar, which is not good in large quantities. Excessive sugar, no matter where it comes from, is still bad for your body. However, if you have a choice between a chocolate bar or a fruit, the fruit is still better due to the nutrients that it has alongside the sugar.”



So the new generation… is “Take picture of me… you don’t need to be in it."… Instragram is a new form of dophomine… always getting positive shit… the more you get the more you get drugged. What’s with this poop emoji… on facebook and even skype and facebook going too far as platforms… gifs… too much emojies…. What’s wrong with you… it doesn’t have face to face… interaction…WHATEVER YOU DO… WORDS DON’T DO ACTION… BPTH FUCKS ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE DEPRESSED…

SO HERE IS THE THING… IF I SAY SOMETHING DUMB AND STUPID…





I get … "are you okay?"… "Do you have temparature?"… and this fucking ugly… chin fuck Mark… the creator of facebook… created poop emoji… WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? WASTE… POOP IS = WASTE… THAT’S POOP… THAT’S HOW LOOKS WHEN FOOD GETS … processed… how fucked up is that to be emoji or even background…


NOW IT’S MY TURN TO CALL MARK ON THIS
ARE YOU OKAY?



Selfish… selfie…
Selfie it’s a bit near to selfish…… "Look at me"… "I am looking at myself…"… "Now Look At me"… that’s the new type of future you need to deal…

People don’t live, they record
People are not in tge moment, but are miving into past negative and future impossibility and this here is for the average class … not the minority sucess people… On this here … line where am I?
I am nowhere… OKAY… I KNOW THIS FUCK SCHEMES

Comedy: Wose It (Part 1)

By DeYtH Banger



I think in English… mainly because lower count of symbols and letters… In Bulgarian we have “ю"…"я"…"Ь"…"й"… ahhhghhhh wtf……
People always think negative… go to negative roots and self-hate themselves… the best medicobe which we got is…



BLOCK
ISOLATE
…
KILL
…

SUICIDE



People who kill women mainly… it’s because too much "Rejections”.. when the cup is full.. sexual drive it’s full booster and they go to killing spree. It’s so something which happens… AS FOR NOW I AM THINKING..  WHY FAMOUS UGLY PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE…?



WHY SO?
PROBABLY I AM DEAD WRONG… THE LAST THING WHICH I WANT IS TO DIE FROM POISONOUS GAS WHILE READING DUMB PHILOSOPHY… LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR SELFISH ACTS… FUCK ‘EM… FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIP… FUCK YOUR LIFE AND YOUR WHOLE TREE…



I started watching “American Monster” TV Show… they said that “season started… tension”. Tension is good for picking up wonen… that guy… has the best tools in his box… HIS FUCKING DAMN GOOD!

Comedy: Wose It (Part 2)

 By DeYtH Banger


I want to die into spoon of syrup. I want to die in pie of shit… I HATE NATURAL SEDUCERS!

I was supposed to be an extra in a movie… but tge road when along the line “too excited"… and I just didn’t make it… the moral of lesson is when life goes well you are excited … that’s why you don’t suceed…




BE FUCKING MISERABLE



Okay… okay your kid us watching some bullshit kids show + he has imaginary friends also and playing with imaginary objects… THE WORD FOR THIS… LET’S BLAME IT ON BEING TOO HONEST ….. IT’S A WHOLE DISORDER… THE FUCKER IS CRAZY!


Fat fucks suceed… get beat up
Gays suceed.. always going out with girls or with their sexual partner…



As for me.. I am a fucking failure… I showed middle finger into people’s face at the Mall.. it got as far ignorance and ignorace…



WOW
Such a low level I have never been to!



I know how to get girls… I know why my system is working… I can basically tell you the whole pile of black magic tricks out of the book. Dirty secrets… flow… natural game… openers…


WAIT
OKAY
WAIT



Mhm… how about go swallow "Fuck you” and if you feel offended go dial this number 087 654 342 fuck your mom… I am greedy and I won’t for fucking sake te you anything. This does not make me a bad person… you are bad… I AM JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE… THE LAST THING ON THE LIST I WANT TO BE BEATEN DOWN BY MY TEAM.



I started reading book about pornography most of the shit was typical repeatable cliches… after one… then another… and it had 1000x (times)… used the word “Porn"… this more helps me feel theoretically more bad about myself… soon my libido won’t work…



There was even something about people fucking over their relationship, because  of porn and I was like



FUCK THAT
FUCK ‘EM


SKIP, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP



It makes me mentally blocked… when I am going out with a person who is my mom fucker and my friend… those relationships… JUST FUCKING CAN’T EXIST… I DON’T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THAT FATTY TWAT.

Comedy: Special

 By DeYtH Banger




So let’s start with me… I like doing expresdions and doing stuff which others do… IT’S FUCKING AWESOME COVER UP… + I AM THEM… THEY ARE ME… HOW COOL IS THAT?
…


LET’S FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT




Today society we have yellow fucks which God does npt fuckibg exist… the whole story is fucking made up… We got Jesus… who is as Real as Santa Claus and let’s not forget the Muslim got…





IF YOU GET IN MALL AND SAY

ALAH AKBAR…  - To A Security





You get tickets for special place… in the mall… underground… dark place and people down there aren’t jokers?



SO DOES I
…

PERSON LIKE ME WON’T WORK MINDLESS JOB LIKE YOURS

SO FINAL WORDS… IF YOU GET CHANCE TO GET NEAR THE MIRROR AND SEE YOUR IMAGE… GRAB THE FUCKING GUN… AND KILL THE FUCKING BRAIN AS PEOPLE SAY



The brain is a good Servant and fucking horrible master.

Oh… oh do you see this fuck over there…



FUCK HIM
I HOPE HE DIE WHILE HE IS WALKING

WHAT’S THIS HORRIBLE FACE AND LOOKS… AND WHAT THE FUCK IS HE PRACTICING… RAPE MODE?

OR WHAT THA HELL!?



Special congrats to the guy… with first name snd Matthew and last… “FUCK YOU"… if somebody gets offended please contact me… on "Look your fucking ugly mum.” Definetly After this show I am taking a break… and going to a therapy … mainly because… I need a fucking break!

I am definetly not talking about the bear… I am talking about the left and right people…



THEY ARE NICE UGHH..

I HOPE THEIR FATHERS COMES ONE DAY AND FUCKING SLAP… AND SMACK THEM WITH THE BELT


Manipulative… natural… fuck ups!.. Fuck their group events… fuck their whole family… I hope when they go to the toilet… their mom comes and fucking beat the shit out of them…


THEY ARE JUST TOO HAPPY
IT’S NOT NORMAL… JUST NOT FUCKING NORMAL


Oh God this ugly fuck with his victims…



WHAT THA HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO GET MORE ON FACEBOOK… DICKS?

YOU WANT TO SEDUCE BOYS… OR TO START CREEPING OUT WOMEN!?



Oh this bastard… mass-masturbator… so far his life around … spinning around… porn.. WHAT I CAN SAY SO FAR… THIS FUCKING FAGGOT GOT REJECTED FROM LIFE… THIS IS FUTURE PROJECTION OF REJECTION

I am going to end the whole show of how looks a real creep… that over there is a fucking creep!
This here is how it looks nazi… IN CALL ACTION!

Comedy: Bang A Midget

 By DeYtH Banger



Bang a midget…Bang a Midget… Bang a midget… to be honest it’s great ribg tone… it will be great on my phone… Bang a Midget… Bang A Midget… it’s great alarm… I am going to use it for personal motivation… society needs motivation… THAT’S WHY WE HAVE YOUTUBE CHANNELS WHICH MOTIVATE US TO GET OUT OF OUR COMFORT ZONES THEN GARY VEE AND OTHER FUCKS COME WITH ADS AND SAY STAY IN THERE… IN YOUR FUCKING BAD HABBITS… IT’S GOOD AND IT’S A NICE AND COZY PLACE.


As for me I am example of human waste… when I heard I was accepted here… I went full level of depression… Am I good enough? Should I be nice?… Bad? Will I suceed… what next? Is my material good enough? Am I good enough?


What we can say so far… I socially inadequate.. that’s how most people define me from pick up community… pick up community teaches you how to get women… more about this?





Go grab couple of dicks and try the new version of Kama Sutra… I read this book with the positions and all the shot and my final though is… I WANT TO BE A KID NPT A FAT MALE WITH FUR… HAIR… AND GOING AROUND LIKE TOTAL RECALL RAPIST




I saw Arnorld on TV I read a book written by him he said “Pain doesn’t matter”..…HOW ABPUT GO FUCK YOURSELF SOME PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME WITH SELF-ESTEEM AND GIVE ME POSITIVE INSIGHTS ABOUT LIFE BUT THEIR BEHAVIOR IS CONTROLLING


1) You are a piece of shit
You are a fucking piece of shit
We all are
…

This guy is drunk and I am going over motivation and being positive and this guy fucks me over…

I tried my black humor it went as far…




YOU GONNA KILL YOUR MOM?
…
YOU GONNA FUCKING KILL HER?



I was total mad that he didn’t got the punchline and my jokes… that’s why I mainly hate Sofia… Bulgarian…



AND I SAID YES… OF COURSE… I AM GOING TO KILL HER… I AM GOING TO RAPE HER REMOVE HER FLESH AND GRAB HER BOYFRIEND AND UNFUCK MYSELF … THIS GROSS MOTHERFUCKER  WANTED TO SEE MY FUCKING HABITAT… I SOUNDED LIKE I AM SOME KINDA A SPECIMENT…
SO FAR THIS DUDE HAS EVEN NOT FINISHED SCHOOL OR UNIVERSITY  . .. .. MONEY BROKE
AND SOMEHOW HE IS GREAT EXAMPLE FOR GOING OUT WITH ME AND MY MOM



As for Bulgarian… here is a fact It’s fucking filled with low potential people…
People with muscles we call them machos and we need to fear them…Schmucks… idiots and fucking too much controlling people.



YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME… WRITE ME EMAIL
IT’S I fuckedyournom@abv.bg… if it’s too nasty .. Okay I get your piint of view… I just went to far with the table’s it happems… fucking happens… some people need to get this email:
Killyoursepf@mail.bg.



Suicide is not a bad behavior…



IT’S FUCKING BADASS ACTION
FUCK MY ALL COUSINS
AND PEOPLE WHI ARE RELATIVES AND I HAVE NEVER MET… HERE IS A PROMISE WHICH I WILL MAKE

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU MOM
AND THE DUDE WITH THE DICK WITH MY MOM



Have you thought about reading a book yu fucking low capacity fuck… NO NEED FOR FOOD HERE IS THE PERFECT DIET FOR FATT FUCKS…


THE SECRET IS START EATING LESS.. START STARCING PROCESS…



It’s fucking complicated and that’s what 2019… 2020… years need… complex shit… that’s what the hell those years need… like… share… retweet… comment… or what the hell you do… fucking do it… each reaction has by itself causation and DEFINETLY FUCK ALL DATA ON THAT THING


I am against fat people… their life is too easy… once they go to other places all they need is food and drinks… sounds like a great mindset.



AS FOR ME I NEED TO THINK



Stay fit
Stay healthy
Eat less
Don’t go over too much
Less lazy



OH GOD FUCK THAT!

Comedy: Bang A Midget 2

 By DeYtH Banger



I love ya… I love this music.. but the last thing I need to think is the perfect face of Brad Pitt and that their less attractive people and more ugly fucks…




I KNOW THAT OVER CHICK… IS UGLY
BUT HOW ABOUT HAVING IN MIND THAT UGLY CHICKS…ARE ATTRACTIVE TO A SPECIFIC TYPE OF GUYS



So the big questions who the fuck is so fucking insane to belief in Jesus?
Who the fuck says who is attractive or who not?




AND WHAT IS THIS TYPE OF FRIEND SAYING THAT OTHERS ARE BETTER FROM ME…

THIS US NOT MOTIVATIONING AND HUSTLE
THIS IS PURE SENSE OF HATRED…


FUCK YOUUUU

GET THE WHOLE MESSAGE…!
BITCH




Oh, God I fucking Fan of Breaking Bad
YO-YO
148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, repressenting the ABQ, what up, bitch?



I started watching again porn… I was spinning around porn hd videos and pornhub… from curiosity… it turn to addiction… that’s how this month has gone… and let’s please skip the other months… you won’t love ‘em… YOU JUST WON’T LOVE 'EM..



My addiction with porn started from curiosity…

So let’s check out.. foreskin… jerkoff… handjob with kissing… let’s check out them…




NO FUCKING NO..

NO MORE PORN



Just one more time… just one more fucking time… +18 porn… long nails get semen… semen in the hair…


Oh fuck you… no means NO



And this heee monologue continues in my head over and over… me against myself… again and again… it’s like endless fight…





OH… THE DICK IS UP… GO GRAB IT… FEEL IT..

CHECK OUT THR BALLS … CHECK OUT THE PIPE… JUST





Put your hand inside


Oh fuck that… no means no… no porn… no touching. I am so fucked up nowadays… that’s do remove bad habbit… and add new habbit… strategy… while I am watching porn… I do push ups… sounds like I am new level fuck up.




SO HERE IS THE THING PORN SITES



Have 1000x (times) porn… million hours of porn… different actors… new porn brands…  there is even stuff like


Hey… watch this video… it’s similar to this
Hey do you know somebody send you message … right now?
Hey… near you there are women who wants to get fuck…



I AM LIKE FUCK YOU
THIS IS BASIC OBJECTIFYING WOMEN



Your penis is small… get those set of pills?
Wanna fun… go get sone sex toys?
Nothing is too far get a big dick… and sex toys?
Wanting pleasure… doesn’t make you gay
…


I just watched before few months… a documentary about bondage… so far from this shit… I found out that people love to be victims… to be tortured… while they get erection… they do sex… it makes sex feel great… sex is great while does punish and torture moves are ON!




HOW ABOUT TELL YOU MY OPINION.
. I AM HERE TO WATCH… NO TO GO PRACTICE THIS SHIT… HUGE NO… NO… JUST NO OKAY
FUCKING NO… I LIKE MY FREEDOM… I DON’T WANT TO GO IN CELL BECAUSE WENT TOOOOO FARRR… FUCKING TOO FAR….



Or did I?


I was watching some dating bullshit program… and being an asshole…..and schmuck with girls… they are ready to make some exuses along the way…




I AM FOR ALL BADASS AND I AM AGAINST NICE GUYS
FUCK 'EM

HERE IS THE TIP FOR NICE GUYS

FUCK U



Sinple as that

FUCK U

Comedy: Bang A Midget 3

 By DeYtH Banger


I thought…  about changing my name… but why?… WHY THE FUCK… TO DO THAT?

Why the hell!
Is my name insulting like Rob Dyke’s name… who is now Rob Gavagan… his name means… Some kinda prostitute   …. As so far what I can call back from my memories.


Am I going to be adopted?
The answer is no… my life is shitty… I eat too much… I need more food… drinks… I am fucking consumer… OKAY… THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME SELFISH.…
PROBABLY SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH… WON’T MAME NE SELFISH… BUT IT MAKES ME… IT’S EGO DRIVEN PROCESS



SO LAST RESORT IS TO FUCK MAN
JUST TO THAT I AM PROBLEMATIC KID… LAST THOUGHT SO FAR WAS SCREAMING AT MY AUNT… WHY?



Why the fuck not?
So fucking man… doesn’t make me… selfish… it makes me smart…
Trying to survive is not selfish and fuck all literature which does not help you to feel good… but make it worser than it is…



FUCK THAT!


I thought about getting adopted but basically on what reasons… and who the hell … wants ugly… whinning bitch in their house?



AND YES I VISUALISE MYSELF…
I AM BAD AS HELL… IT’S TIME TO QUIT


Imagine watching dating advice getting down different tactics… methods… you go out and it’s like… WHY THE HELL AM I OUT… I AM OKAY HOME!


What do we call this process…


SCREW UP FULL OF WONDERS CHILD

This is a new disorder… so please change all psychology manuals with this disorder… this disorder happens when parents and relatives… think that for certain kid to stay in a box and don’t try stuff out is the best thing and as my father says… THINK TWICE… CUT ONCE


HOW ABOUT YOU SICK LITTLE PRICK TO SHUT UP… AN GO GET BANG RAPE


The last thing someone wants on their sholder is more from“THINKING PROCESS”!

Comedy: Break A Leg

 By DeYtH Banger




I went to a girl and said… something out of book.. it was defibetly out of context… she had strange face… I SAID… I FORGOT THE SCENARIO… AND I FUCKING WENT BACK OFF… I WAS IN THE SUBWAY..




I WENT ONCE TO A COUPLE… I WAS ABOUT TO SAY  SONETHING… UNTIL I LOST THE END




This probably should define me as a screw up person… so FUCK ME AND BREAK A LEG!


I like drunk people… the way they mumble… shit… tell stories… the way the move… the addiction and the relationship which they have with alcohol and once they drink enough alcohol… they start getting smart…




NO MORE OVERTHINKING
ANALYZING
HOLDING DATA




Some guys get angry… other express love and we are talking for the hidden power of stoicism and fuck red pill abd mgtow and all other bullshits… OKAY!
Last thing on my shelf is to have contradiction!





My father was a drinker so far he went to shoot himself… SO FAR WISE MOTHER FUCKER



My mom… gets few times naked in room with definitelya stranger… WE ARE TALKING NEW LEVEL OF BEING A HOOKER… IT HAPPEN HOME… NO POP CORN… NO DRINKS… SHE DOES IT HOME IN THE OTHER ROOM… I AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN OUR APARTMENT WERE LEFT EMPTY HANDED




SO FUCK THAT LEVEL OF PORN




The reason that most of you fail from sucess is your asshole and face… see more failure and bad examples… than sucess… IT’S NOT MIND SHIT… It’s just you are fucked up… I was doing something… for nothing mindset and so far I ended up… not with social circle … but people who learn shit from me and don’t invite me… IMAGINE HOW COOL THOSE FRIENDS ARE…




I hate soccer players… mainly because hitting a ball isn’t so hard… that you do some type of tricks and movemets… DOESN’T MAKE IT BIG DICK… Suck my fucking big dick… THIS IS FUCKING BIG DEAL



I like psychopaths mainly because… that last thing down on the list emotions = matter. To be honest I hate babies… I hate them because most of them now come out… and most get into the mist fucked up… screw up childhood and then they become people which we lock in jail for good… HOW AWESOME IS THAT!
The problem is society… it’s just NOT FUCKING STABLE FOR KIDS… People need kids license..  to get… we need to regulate… who fucking continues the gene pool and who not…



WHY THE FUCK SOME GUY WHO IS NEEDY… NICE
… A GUY WHO INSANE… HAS HEALTH ISSUES… ANGER ISSUES… EVEN CONTINUE… THE GENES?



Fuck that.. let’s grab a weapon and should this son of bitch… right in the head… like isis…


ISIS THERE FOR A REASON… WHEN PEOPLE JUST GO TO FAR
ISIS IS COVER UP OPERATION OF CIA… FBI…  AND THEY SEND THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS… AND IT STARTS SLAUGHTERING AND KILLING…


That’s how goverment works… both hands hold… end and start of the rope… JUST THINK ABOUT IT… 1000X (TIMES)… is fucking damn smart move.

Comedy: I Hope

 By DeYtH Banger





I definetly depress and I hate those people who ask just too much questions… the eager people who we think that are the best examples… but in reality… THEY ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE EXAMPLES AND LET’S PIN POINT IT…


The way we leave and walk… and speak… just type of movemets… won’t put us near sucessAND… YES SCHOOL CREATES EMPLOYEES… NOT OWNERS… JUST PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR SOMEBODY ELSE IDEA… SO YEAH… BUCKLE UP… SOMEBODY… RIGHT NOW OWNS YOUR ASS




If you leave work… Matrix is reality… Oh so sad three kids died because of car driver… or I am wrong they are 4.. probably alive and it’s too far from concept of luck. When is about fact… I like the breakfast fact… a guy with friends gathered around… and started talking about his ex-girlfriend… how he will kill her… all details … each gruesome detail… one of his friends says… “If you do it… you gonna get free breakfast"… so far… so far… let’s go to the end..  the crime is done..  proof available… Waiting breajfast from friends…


Society is great when we pin point such facts to them… So be ready to GO INTO THE FUTURE!
Oh… oh… you want to know about life… It’s not that compex, it’s easy… it goes like



"Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?"… I SAY
STOP IT…

Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?…
STOP IT



Come on… did you got enough yet
..


Some people say that wonen have instinct and congruecy and  clarity of intent… needed to get them… in my opinion  it’s as bullshit  as somebody putting  middle  finger in my ass… so in  other words it’s as legit as that…. Though far… on the question… "Did I prepared"….  FUCKING HELL NO




No FUZZ… No Muss… the truth is over there serial killers and criminals… are created by society.. that’s the truth from greek methology up to soldiers… up to brain washing… brain raping techniques… if somebody is guilty as fuck as fucking making mankind screw up… and screwtunized… it’s from humans…

Santa Claus is a rapist, hide n seek is teaching us stalking skills and let’s not fuck around please… JESUS IS AS REAL AS PUTTING A MIDGET CRIME LIST… FOR COMMITED FELONIES…


THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT IT JUST NEVER HAPPENS

Comedy: Madness

 By DeYtH Banger



There is whole dictionary of fucks ups…  PEOPLE CAN’T STOP BELIEVING IN MODERN BULLSHIT

If it’s a boy we are going to worry about circusicisium… which for the morons here means cuting the dick flesh.

If it’s a girl we need to worry.. about all other penises all around… MMMMMMM UMMM.. UMMM!

Yeah..yeah on the set we got
- Chubby Fuck
- Fluffy fuck
-Fat fuck
- Dumb Fuck
And yes of course… domestic fuck!

I hate life… I hope and expect to die in the suage system… deep down there… no more data… no more fucking manipulating news… just staying and laying down… that’s what looks like a chill state.


And I am not a con artist or a manipulator… I am like all others people…


ALL THIS FUCKING NEWS THEY PISS ME OFF
WRONG AS FUCK

How good with girls am I?
Do I have a girfriend?
Do I fuck?
Do I talk to other strangers?




IT’S GREAT THEY HAVE SOME ANSWERS OUT THERE ON SOME SHITTEST QUESTIONS WHICH SPECIFIC CATEGORY OF WOMEN ASK JUST TO TEST YOUR LEVELS OF MASCULINITY…


THE GUYS WHICH FUCK ARE NOT THE WAITERS AND NOT THE LAZY SNOB OUT THERE IN THE CORNER… IT’S THE GUY WHO GOES IN ACTION


AND PROBABLY YOU GOT ME WRONG FACTS GOT STACKED AGAINST ME AND FUCK THAT AFTER ALL I DIDN’T HAD COMEBACK AFTER ALL



Also we remember 60-80% of what we have seen now and with time going out and life passing by… odds get stacked against.


SO FUCK TAKING NOTES!


When I show middle finger… it’s false tine constrain just showing off… so fuck you and if you ask me with what am I fucking… mhm… hard tell… with a pipe?
Dildo?


Oh yeah.. I got the answer a pipe … a fucking pipe which has taken all honor and dignity of girls. So yeah … yeah new… new news… there is tricks to hijack the human brain… distraction causes… lost of span of attention and we go ad far as some group of hackers… wanting to hack dalai lama archives… but this is not as interesting as going around the juicy story of my mother fuck… friend… or who tha fuck the is… into saying where our money go… with…. the flow……


FUCK THIS GUY FROM A-Z WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH LETTERS TO EXPRESSED THE LEVEL OF GETTING FUCKED AND WE ARE NOT TALKIMG ABOUT NUMBERS… BUT LITTERS… ALPHABET… LETTERS… THEY GOT LIMITS… AS FOR NUMBERS… EVERY COMBINATION EXIST

THAT’S THE WAY OF SAYING…

“I AM NOT THAT KINDA OF SMART”

Comedy: Humans

 By DeYtH Banger



I hope I die… I hope I fucking die… right now …. Right in the moment… right in the fucking moment… what the hell… trying to find hope… searching for help… and getting some expectations and what you get is a cup full of shit.


It fucking sucks … it just sucks… we are definetly not talking about the anonymous drug movement. We are not talking about that… we are not talking about dates… swings… con artists we are talking about states… I HOPE I DIE


I HOPE I FUCKING DIE
GO DEEP… FUCKING DEEP

AND DIE… DOWN THERE


No more seeds and pick up artist… fuck that and I want to fucking die… people are just not normal with me… I just bring energy too far and too hight… it’s just too… fucking much…


I hate humans because they are fucking wrong… they are just wrong… okay… just fuck that… fuck the big ass… fuck sexy bodies… I want to die in a fucking hole… just to go deep there… fuck people… people are just not for me… to depressing to sad… to angry… just fuck ‘em… one by one… each ny each and fuck the old fucks…. I want to fuck them as far as planting a tree deep down in their holes.

Comedy: Wow…He

 By DeYtH Banger


MacDonalds it’s okay the menu… the food… you ain’t gonna get fat… come on fuck all comercials which say and tell bullshit stories about getting fat… fuck ‘em… easy as that…


I go there as for now in definetly rather moment… I am not planning to go there..  It kinda disgust md the people who go there… old ladies..  … dress fucking horrible..  smelling bad… bad style…


We need start selling those MC Donald markets… one by one… stocks… price go down… up… we go into the marketing flow and let the auction start




150… do have 155… do have it?… once… twice… do we have 250… do we have it?… once… twice… do we fucking have 300… do we have it?… Once… twice… tripple.. it has been sold… 

One relationship… friendship…needs conflicts… drama… that’s how it grows if you ask me about opinion about those cases who is the psycho who created those origin points?



Come on… I don’t want to play this chess game “Did you had enough yet…?”
I do not know from where to start once you see rage and agression in front of your eyes… that’s when life just changes… no more sweet stuff… we go to the cold salty life. I just started reading news we got fake statistics news and fake news… news which are made up we can go as far 9/11 Conspiracoes went too far from the road… conspiracy theorist maje the world too complex…



JUST STOP IT
JUST STOP IT




Life is all about eat, suck, pee, poop, go home, go to work, drink, talk, socialize and kinda that’s all mainly… STOP WITH THE NARTOW WAY… SLEEZY BULLSHIT OF MAKING LIFE TOO COMPLEX



I watched yesterday Hulk it went as far runaway scene then found the guy… kiss… sex… touching or as pock up artists say physical escalation.

The truth is fuck all of this shot it wasted me like an about 20 minutes for example?

What could I do with them?


How about trying to apply suicide science into action we are talking about right time, right day and totally quality time. Most people kill themselves like Gregory House mainly because they have went just too far with being a “huge dick"… other because depression, stress… anxiety… and let’s try to fix it up or let’s try.





Anxiety - Is when you worry about the future
Depression - Past events worries
Stress - Both (I guess)




Selfie is a narcisstic view of self… That’s trye and also as for terrorist the have low self-esteem and they never smile… guess what the problem is that there are still virgin + they are desparate nice guys.



We all can’t be dicks… it’s just not possible … you and me… we can be… not all… I DON’T MAKE RULES… I ANNOUNCE THEM…


Dicks are the sucessful guys with girls…



I like news about murders like kin killings… friends killing… deadly sins… and the list goes on and on… WHAT I LIKE IS THAT A PERSON WHO ON THE RECORD WAS AN ANGEL… WENT TOTAL LEVEL INSANE AND START KILLING…



Second of all he had time… most people don’t have time… probably on my guess… most killers are jobless or terrible employees…

If an employee is too happy and eager to come to work… probably definetly need to right a "check this guy out…”



I know right now some women and girls are going to hate me… butFUCK YOU
FUCK ALL OF YOU


I know that men are going to use this as an exploit… but whatever… guilty as charge are all women.

Women like baby steps and drama and let me put this is more detail. Baby steps means

Not

“I am going to your home to piss"… - You can’t say this to a stranger… if he is too far from where you are right now and the chances this to work out is bare minimum.


You must say

"Where do you leave?"… "oh Okay… I have shit to do around that place … I am with you"… and step by step… getting logistics and little by little you get into her house.

Drama is born out of conflict… the more conflict and the more dick you are the better chances you get.

Comedy: Just… Just

 By DeYtH Banger


People are not ready for intellectuals… for smart people… I hope I just go burry myself… FUCK OFF ALL TYPE IF SELF-HELP BULLSHIT


WHAT I WANT IS TO START SLASHING MY HANDS


I JUST CAN’T GO IVER AND OVER… IT’S TOO MUCH… IT’S JUST TOO MUCH


I HATE ALL TYPE OF BOOST FLOW… MOMENTUM STRATEGIES… I JUST WANT TO DIE



In a fucking bucket… basket… I hope god takes advantage as far as putting his dingo… bingo shit right in my ass and kill and destroy my organs as organic as possible. I hate being precise… I hate money and last but more important… people fuck me over… I AM FUCKING NOT HEALTHY PERSON…
I LOST MY LIFE



YES… YES.. LET’S DECLINE ABD REJECT CALLS…
THAT’S WHAT THE NEW SUPERFECIAL KIDS NEED AND DESERVE TO START GETTING NEGATIVE RESULTS


I HOPE I DIE IN A FUCKING SHARK MOUTH



I hate married couples… they just make me feel bad of myself… I MADE CHOICES… I WANTED SOMETHING IN LIFE… BUT I ENDED UP WITH BIG DICK IN FRONT OF MY EYES




I FUCKING HATE THE ART OF MAKING DISGUSTING SHIT FUNNY… I HOPE I GOT KILL IN A PUSH PULL CHAIN REACTION


HUGGING IS HORRIBLE
PROMISED MADE
HOPE AND EXPECTATIONS LOST ALONG THE WAY


I HATE LESBIANS AND GIRLS… I HOPE THEY START BUTCHERING EACH OTHER


IT’S FUN
IT’S EXCITING

GO OUT THERE YOU SAFE FUCK
SICKO FUCK



Go out… in night somebody is going to kill you… to bind you… to torture you… to terrorize you and kill you… so let’s start having fun… first thought… second thought… I HATE COMEDY!

I hate all those happy couples… it’s so wrong… those fucks need to suffer as much as possible and also… it will be fun to see them as more into mide victim mentality as possible.


SHOW OFF

Fuck ‘em… everyone and each one of them!

Comedy: Wow… She

 By DeYtH Banger



The fucking world is full of creeps, it’s fucking full of creeps.. not more … nor less… it’s full of them.. nice guys, needy guys.



But the big magic trick is … “being a creep” is a illusion. I hate that the only way and key to “feel good” is to watch and listen to comedy, it’s not my fault… life sucks… I AM FUCKING MISERABLE



I need sonething to make me laugh, each year there is a new comedian on the way an old comedian posts a comedy special…YOU THINK I LIKE TO BE FUNNY?



NO I DON'T… BUT THE KEY OF LESS NIGHMARES AND TO SLEEP WELL IS COMEDY!


WATCHING MORE AND MORE COMEDY!



What’s with this all dating advice… it always not enough and people starving for more and more… the more you dive deeper the more theory junkie you become… everything is so wrong… sone programs go so far that they start saying…


- Change your clothes
- Have a expensive… not cheap… style…
…


So fuck all those sleazy fucks.. I hate them all some tips are like change ground and start from the beginning again… HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU… FUCKING FAGGOT


What type of fucking flickering fucks are those there… to tell me what to wear..  fix paradoxical arguments… and tips… tips which work in specific situations and im others you need others…


SO YEAH… MOST CASES YOU SHOULDN’T BUY A GIRL A DRINK… THERE ARE RARE CASE IN WHICH YOU NEED TO BUY DRINKS TO GIRLS


GO KILL YOURSELF FUCKING EXPERT… YOU ARE AN EXPERT AND YOU NARROW IT DOWN UP TO THIS?
GO KILL YOURSELF



I am expert of making people feel good when they kill themselves… so here is the thing… my service cost 50$ dollars… I come there and say shitty stories… I insult… and fuck around… so fuck all people who are wasting life?
Why?
Because who to fuck more energetic fuck or less?
I prefer the less energetic people… they just don’t have enough energy to bother around debating and arguing.


I like fat people as much I like whales… I HOPE FAT PEOPLE CHOCKE WHILE THEY EAT

Because most problems come from fatso… from those fucking fat people…

Cholesterol… diet… diabetes… FUCK ‘Em.. life just has gotten worser because of couple of fucks are emotionally uncapable human beings and don’t know how to deal with stress and anxiety and depression… they cope system… it’s installed


Fatso Mode 2.0

- Eat
- Eat More
- Drink
- Eat more sugar shit
- Eat sweets
- Eat more
- Eat Fucking more
- You need food


That’s what their database in their fucking localhost has… fuck less.. do less activies and inject more unhealthy habbits and activities…

I hate couples and people who commit as far to marring each other … aren’t you already… feeling great… you got something most people fail to have and most the database and news about problems in relationships comes from people who are problematic from first place.


Selfies… pictures… capturing moment… going on social media and wasting time over there and what are the biggest accomplishments of society?

Mhm… let me give a thought!

- Less energetic
- Sick inside and Outside
- …

Comedy: Full

 By DeYtH Banger




Oh definetly I am going to go with full volume work out and fuck all machos in the gym…


GET ON THE FUCKING LINE

GET ON THE FUCKING LINE


GET ON THE FUCKING LINE

GET ON THE FUCKING LINE



Come on… get on the fucking line… jump and kill yourself… it’s the best activity human being like you can do… we now tolerate muscles… not intellect… but muscles… not clowns and being nice and witty…


We ban those set of behaviors… we grab ‘em and ban them one by one… each set of skill… we



ALL ARE FOR MUSCLES

BIG ARMS
BIG LEGS
CHEST MUSCLES



Fuck all that shit…

Come over you fucking muscle addicts… come over and start the suicide process… whatever you do… jump out of a building… show how resistant you are by getting hitted by a car… show us how smart you are by hitting yourself with different type of objects…
Hammer… rock… paper… TV… show us how good you are by staying and becoming a goalkeeper…

I hope all those folks get on the line and a western guy comes and shoot them… definetly we need to shoot those intellectual… the real reason is



STOPPING SOCIETY FROM GROWING
CREATING FEAR IN SOCIETY

WE DEFINETLY DON’T NEED THAT



And as for me.. I love to get bothered… life just start getting meaning.

People… four legged expired meat the last thing on the menu is people, but still I wonder what we do with the pick up manipulating tricks… push-pull - showing to the gal… that you have experience with women, negs - show to the gal…(girl), that you don’t care and you are okay to offend her.


AND I DEFINETLY ON THIS RIGHT NOW POST SIGN MY CONTRACT



The problem of some stuff is that it’s addictive… some states… high status… states… you need to prove it to your brain over and over and over and over… sometimes the question is when is going to end all of yhs shitty thing!

Comedy: Anger

 By DeYtH Banger


I have anger issues… I get it… my family is not stable… my mom is a fucker who is sick for cocks as for my dad… fuck ‘em… dead or life..  just a cup of semen. I hope this fuck rot in hell.


I like people who are blind it’s fucking awesome ..  they have less issues than other people… + plus deaf people are fun… less vision… lowe standards.


Some people go on round take life serious, fuck 'em… all of them… each by each… single by single. I hate mom telling me, take life serious my friends…  aka parents… I won’t take life seriously… I got one life … I took life seriously in my early young age… I went as far with the circle of depression and anxiety episodes… I was nearly mentality disfunctional.

Here is one thing children getting killed by car… it’s not bad… it’s fucking awesome… we need to hit more from those fucks..  what we get from those set of tests is that they are brainless zombies. Okay… that’s the conclusion… brainless… greedy… selfish pricks…




- I want tablet
- I want candies
- I want Iphone
- I want new set of toys
- I want this new thing
- I want new phone
- I want new computer


SO FUCK YIU
GO TO HELL
AND LEAVE ME ALONE

GREEDY BASTARD

…


STOP FUCKING AROUND!




I hate people who stutter
What’s wrong with those guys?

Your mom didn’t love you enough?
Your father is a badboy?


What’s wrong… here is the thing… I son’t care… you have in tour pocket excuse and



THIS FUCKING EXCUSE IS STOPPING YOU FROM SUCESS



Rape… what’s fun in that here is the thing… nothibg that’s come here and make it fun.


First of all reason of rape too fucking horny at first place.
Second of all why we all are suprise… and impressed of all this rape bullshit?

Here is the thing young men was out he had urges which he couldn’t anynore control and a young woman… with a sexy clothes…

He couldn’t repress those set of urges and more… and he went up to her full on…




FUCKING FULL ON
JUST FUCKING FULL ON

AND THEN HE WAS CLEARLY
WITH DICK ON
HORNY AS HELL AND HE WAS DEFINETLY ALPHA AND DOMINATING AND WHY THAT COUNTS AS RAPE AND OTHER SUCESS LAY STORIES COUNT AS NORMAL IS AS INTERESTING AS MORE PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED INTO PORN!


IT’S DEFINETLY
OBSESSIVE AND COMPULSIVE


WHY AM I ANGRY?
MHM
WHY NOT
IGNORACE
FAKE REALITY
SOCIAL MEDIA

IS THIS ENOUGH TO MOVE ON THE NEXT TOPIC?


I don’t like phone calls… those shit brings… massive amount of anxiety…. Fucking massively!

Screw up… yup I was screw up in my life because:

1) I took life seriously
2) I was tryingbto apply morality
3) Religion (Fiction Shit)



FUCK ALL EXPERTS

FUCK ALL THOSE DATING AND GURU EXPERTS… FUCK 'EM



I have seen all 'em!

People want respect… but do they deserve it?

Fuck this topic, let’s move on..!

Now I want to give lesson to all of you… fucking all of you… look at yourself.. look how much things you have done… look how much fucking opportunity you have missed… mainly because of your ego and scarcity mindset.


What I can say is the person who stopping himself from yourself is you…it’s you!

How did went one case with a girl… when I wanted to talk to a group of girls…



MY MIND GAVE ME CALL

IT WENT AS FUCKED UP AS MY LEGS GOT SHAKING

NOW HOW DO YOU MAKE THIS MARK AS CONFIDENCE… HOW DO YOU TURN IT TO THIS SHIT

WHILE YOUR FRIEND IS CONTINUEING TO BE A THORY JUNKIE AND THE OTHERS ARE FUCKING AROUND… BOT ANSWERING CALLS… ANSWERING CALLS

FUCK EM
ONE BY ONE

THOSE WHO FUCK AROUND ARE THE GUYS WHO GET CHICJS THE OTHER DUDES ARE JUST THE CROWD… WITH DICKS ON AND BEING NICE


STOP BEING NICE
GROW UP

Comedy: Whoa

 By DeYtH Banger



Definetly whoa… for all sake people are so much in average mindset that they are totally fucked up… over their ass… they can’t show middle finger… they judge wronf… they’ve got wrong conclusions.


I hate people, I define my hatred as far as from starting from Bulgarian assholes drunk and mentality incapable creatures… up to Russian… yeah damn Russia… you heard me right… I hate those vodka drunk society… what’s with drinking too much alcohol and going as far as deadly lethal doses of alcohol?



I JUST DON’T GET IT…

YOU WON’T MINIMIZE PAIN… YOU FUCKING TRIPPLE THE WHOLE THING!



More nasty and awful shit than a walking pigeon aka a mom… wife or whatever you call a humzn being which is the other sex - female and the age is middle age 30-40 years…


Shit like that is going to burn you as much going and gettibg papers and starting writting down suicide notes, those rejections just make you unstable. I just got rejected




Opener: Hi
Reply (her): moving hands (in a way showing that I am some kinda piece of shit)
Then
I said: Nice shoose



Definetly nice guy shit, I hate those nice shitty stuff
.. I JUST HATE IT





But what’s with ads with erotic movements and geatures… I DON’T GET IT!



ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL A PRODUCT OR YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE COSTUMER ERECTION?


I hate fatso… JUST DIE BITCH



I hate people it makes me look as far as slow eater or even below mideum eaters, which far as my knowledge… my self-esteem goes down. Muscles guys neef one thing to put in their mouths dick and I WANT TO SEE MASSIVE GRINDS


COME ON… I WANT TO SEE ONE OF THOSE SHIT!


It will be fun to see an eldery  couple and my level of respect go as far as shotting those fuckers…


What’s with black and so much confindence like you own the world, in the privious and primal of your years… YOU WERE SLAVES… GO BACK THERE


BE A FUCKING SLAVE


Why should white race be more depress on the finals than the nigga himself? What’s with those share groups… tell to us… your problems and the story continues as far as “I don’t care”.. “so does I judge in extreme situations"… "so does not care…”. People are not here to help each other… they are here to self-destruct themselves and by other defaults destroy others.


It’s not patterns, addiction behavior… it’s a fucking whole level of anxiety… fuck support groups..




HOW DOES IT HELP?
IT DOESN'T… OKAY?

IT FUCKING DOESN'T… IT DOES NOT NOW HELP… THY FURTHER DEDUCTION…


RIGHT NOW I AM THINKING ABOUT… FALLING… ONTO… FUCKING SHARP OBJECT… WHILE I FUCK BLONDE HOTIE

WHY SO?



Mhm, why at first place we take life seriously?
Drugs?
Alcohol?
Stealing?
Conning others?

All those stuff on the list are fun activities which are primarily… adaptive set of behaviors and patterns. Definetly on the high pay roll…

Comedy: Mom

 By DeYtH Banger



Probably it’s going to be my last show… svript of comedy for a little time. I am going to go to a place where for a time… I will put down shit..  put down jokes… but they won’t get posted.




So… yeah.. moms… full of anger… jealousy… hatred… and yes… definetly, I am not narrowing it down… I hate moms… I hate all kinds moms… old… young .. gilf… milf… we have in porn… two sections.. in which you are definetly fucking somebody’s mom. .. When we are talking about levels of being sick… HOW FUCKING SICK IS THAT?



OUT OF MlASTURBATING WHILE YOU WATCH MALE FIGURE GOING LITTLE FAR WITH A FEMALE FIGURE FOR EXAMPLE … DOMINATING… AGRESSIVE… HATE… ANGER, RAGE…


ONCE I STARTING WATCHING THOSE KINDA VIDEOS… I STARTED  THINKING ABOUT MY GENDER, AM I REALLY A MALE?




Because… definetly… mentality I am not so fucked up and screw up. I am against I kinds of ships… friendships… relationships… I am against all of ‘em… mainly because sometimes you need to do sacrifices and in most cases you find out that they aren’t on the same topic like you.




Porn is fun… keep watching!
What government wants it’s brainless workers… keep watching… going with few rounds of jerk off and go with thousand excuses to do it?
If I don’t do it… my dick will get cancer!
If I don’t do it… I am going to become unhealthy!
OKAY I DON’T CARE… JUST  KEEP GOING… KEEP IT UP


FIND FUCKING REASONS… LOGICAL OR NOT LOGICAL TO DO IT
As for me… I suggest masturbation for “Good to Feel” recipe…



YOU WANT HONESTY
AFTER YOU ARE HERE…


1) Your life is not fun, that’s why you are here
2) Kill yourself…
- It’s mood digestive recipe

Comedy: Hate

 By DeYtH Banger



What is stopping us from progress is pure … narrow hatred… feel free to be oblivious… I DON’T CARE AS FAR AS YOU CONTINUE BEING A FUCKING HATRED!



LOW ENERGY FUCK… STAY DOWN
YOUR LIFE DOESN’T MATTER
IF YOU GONNA TELL ME ABOUT DOWNS DAY… FUCK YOU… OKAY?

PURE… NEAR VIGILANT FUCK YOU
I KNOW THAT PEOPLE NEED TO STOP CUSSING BUT HOW ABOUT GO PAIR BALLS AMD START DOING SOMETHING WITH LIFE




I have new set of goals… it is spy and watch kids… how they succeed in life while you fail in every single task in your life. It’s fun, it’s exiciting! Everyone wants to leave some kinda a print… in this world to be like “look… I was here"… we all want this … we all fear being forgotten… and being lost… we all want to be out there… and what happens whwn data gets lost… the authors… die and all the material… gets burn and lost?

What if it happens tge story by Ray.. Bradburry become a true one..  it’s not fiction it becomes truth. I was about to tell a story… until I got the "lost” sound..  it’s totally negging and horrifying!

Comedy: Out Of

 By DeYtH Banger



Before I start … I want to add this is something new…  out of the bible shit… topic.



MY PUSSY IT’S GETTING HARD… I AM LONLY… GET OUT OF THERE…

My pussy is hard


So yes… few phases of semen..  on body, ass, pussy,  on the face,on the boobs… in the hands… and fully flavor package semen on the hands… it’s full ready product… full limited package.

Have you seen guys… also known as dude who push around babies in carts?… Those dudes walk around with baby… put them on their own heads abd they even hold them with their hands.



What the hell is that, is that a new position of “I am definetly gonna fuck that fucker.”

Also with all those babies… nothing more seken and greedy… fully devoloped ego biased whinny fucker.
White type of nigga suck… that’s a total gypsie. I hate morning type of daygame… pick up… it’s sucks… I am definetly not in the mood around that time… so does girls and women as general point. Some people want hear some shit and believe in certain type of shit, so that’s why I make up shit. I have new kinda motto “I love haters"… the main idea of the motto is to spread love around my enemies.



It goes as far as If they stab you or try to hurt you… don’t hate ‘em… love 'em. I have a new whole pick up bible… it’s about techniques and ways which sexual predators use.

Okay… okay… I am totally hooked up on this point some people narrow up down up to … being assholes and dicks on the phone..  under that I mean making you less important  and being silent often on the phone while you talk… such people make suicide… next go to location… something up to look in forward future.



Suicide - Is not bad at all… it’s body fitness… it shows and proves God that you don’t have attention deficit… you prove yourself that for one tnhing you are serious in life, you team up with yourself… you plan… organize all kinds of fun activies with main goals and outcome aka self-pleasure.



I HATE PARENTS AS A GENERAL HOOK UP POINT… TO OVERPROTECTIVE… FUCKED UP… DATA GOLIATH AND DEFINETLY FUCK EM… LOW CAPSULATED FUCKS!



I like negativity, but some people don’t like to hear of experience of negative… spectator… such times it goes as far as…


GO OUT OF THIS SCENE… YOU GONNA BE REMOVED


What’s that shit, bitch?
You fucking white… sucker?
You don’t have enough dicks, so you go around the world and travel… just for the sake of dicks… and fucking?

Comedy: Sucess As General

By DeYtH Banger




I have a basic problem, I  can’t stop talking
.. I just can't…


I GOT DATA IN MY POCKET
I GOT FACTS


But sometimes… talking is not enough…. You could be talking all day… all night and still…


THE CHANCES TO FUCK A CERTAIN WOMAN…
IS 0 TO 10


I hate  stats…If I want to get friends… I need basic levels of compliance. The problem is that we want to be “seen"…You know life sucks… mainly because you  are fucking watching over couples and God sends you one of those  pervert fucks… The man is nasty the girl is crying…. Nagging AND THE CRYING PART IS CREATING DRAMA… PHYSICALLY… AND NOT GIVE A FUCK MODE DOUBLES YOUR CHANCES



WHEN I DISCOVERED SOME OF THE MODERN BULLSHIT… I WAS THINKING ABOUR KILLING MYSELF…


"My life was better…”


Yes of course… it was better you had less expectations… your hopes weren’t too high… you weren’t multi-leveling and multi-tasking… YOU WERE NORMAL…



As for the modern times we just have too much shit to do… to get to…. And still we have more and if a message has been implanted in our heads… that is


-  YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH
- YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH
- YOU AREN’T FUCKING ENOUGH




Our mothers said… our friends show it… our parents…  all day… whine about it… SO THE SELF-ESTEEM SHIT IS NOT LOST FROM DICKS BUT FROM THIS…


“NOT ENOUGH”


Life sucks - Direct Opener
“I hope she doesn’t thing, that I am going to rape her…” - Mid section - Fucking bad idea

We live in a place where taking God seriously makes you fanatic… wanting to change and enlighten yourself makes you mentality ill. And the question is here, where is the norm?
What is normal?




If



America - Is not that great place
Medicine - Is corrupteed as fuck
Cops - Are Corrupted

What else… what if?

I know when joke is on me!

Comedy: F for Fu (1)

 By DeYtH Banger



We are not talking about the Bill Burr shit “F for family"…, we are talking about f as fucked up… as screw up person…



SO MY QUESTION IS NEXT TO MY NAME DO YOU SEE… ANY NEAR THE WORD FUCKED UP?
SCREW UP!?


I just joined a club for get rid of addictive behaviors, so far higher power is going to help me… when people like me can’t help and fix themselves… they start making up… higher…creatures which exist…  with abilities… which they start sharibg with us…


SO FAR THIS IS HIGHER CALIBER OF MENTALY ILL



Have you seen one of those drama and TV Reality shows… almost…all of them suck… WHY?


How about, I don’t give and give as "fuck"… as you desire me to want to…


THE SYSTEM IS SENDING IT!



Nope it’s you… that’s why… PROTECT YOUR FUCKING ASS BECAUSE… I AM COMMIN




I HATE FRIENDS?

WHY?
RULES
FREEDOM?

SHIT LIKE THIS KEEPS ME OUT OF ANY TYPE OF INTEREST EVEN SPENDING TIME AROUND THOSE SICK FAGGOTS!




What’s with early morning?


GO TO SLEEP YOU FUCKING CHEAP… NIGGA FAGGOT!


Go fucking sleep!
We have diseases, psycholigical disorders… abd list goes on and on… but my favourite are those psychological inner shit…
Depression,anxiety and stress.… HOW MUCH GOD NEEDS TO HATE YOU… OR HE IS SUPPOSSED TO HATE YOU… SO TO MAKE YOU CURSED WITH THOSE SHIT.





If you start getting maggots larves in your eyes and not healing injuries… in your body… PROBABLY PRAYER WON’T SAVE YOU… GOT MARKS PEOPLE WHO GO TO THE GATEWAY OF HELL…



I hope… I hole full package of kindergarte… children get molested by credit advertiser. The whole concept is great and God loves the pervert ones?
Why.… let’s go back to the bible… they say…



"He created the mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them…”


- Let me tell you few shitty dosy shit… Since the beginning God created the “ego”… - “Rule… fish”… that’s some amount of build up… ego, I am sure as fuck. As for god punctions he SUCKS… GO VISIT GRAMMAR CLASSES… YOU FUCKING GRAMMAR NOGGIN!




I SUCK IN LIFE
SO DOES GOD… VERSE HAS THE ALL DATA…!





God is a fucking fireshitty bag!
Oh mom… dad… fucking gay fuck…. Fucking decomposed dead fuck… I AM DOING PICK UP… WHY?
BECAUSE I SUCK…
I SUCK WITH GIRLS!
PICK UP GIVES ME TOOLS!



What’s with fast and furious also known and as fast flying metal  coffins… why we can’t start campaign kill the speed guys… IT’S FUN AND EXCITING MOVEMEMT! Oh oh… I love it… IT’S TOTALLY EPIC… LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT AFTER PARTIES!
After Parties…  they are parties where guys bring chicks at home… total bullshit party and chicks get fuck.





Let’s cut the narrow!

1) Fuck the cool guy!
2) Value build up… high status… HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF?
3) I detect bullshit… far far… I smell it… I feel it
4) Liar… fucking pathalogical liar




THE BEST REASON… FOR HAVING SEX INTEGRITY COMING FROM PURE DESPARATION

PICK UP… IT’S A MATH PROBLEM 1 ON 1… 2 ON 1 … AND DEFINETLY EACH TINE YOU GET IN SET YOU CAN’T BE PLAYING THE SAME LEVEL YOU NEED TO LEVEL THE FUCK UP… IT’S NOT GTA OR OTHER MISSION GAMES WHERE SOME STUFF GET SKIP… MISSED AND MOVE ON…


HERE IN THE PLAYGROUND YOU NEED TO DO ALL THE WORK!



You can be angry…, you can go with the defect or to blink too much but the guys who are rude and liars get girls and level the back up this shit… BECAUSE I DEFINETLY HATE THOSE SPORT SHOWS AND MY PHONE IS OFF… IT’S GETTING OFF… OKAY… I DON’T WANT SOMEBODY TO FUCK ME OVER
I ALREADY GOT PEOPLE ON THAT LIST
The guy who said he is not virgin… but he is… he made up and story and slightly and full premium package of belief. People like me screw up… YUP I NEED A DOCTOR… I NEED A MEDICINE… BUT THE PROBLEM IS HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH SEX… KISSING



WITHOUT VISUALIZING IT AS MOUTH RAPE OR RAPE AS OVERALL?

Comedy: F For Fu (2)

 By DeYtH Banger



What are you trying to feel different type of emotions to start experimenting…… go full narrow down… FUCK YOUR LEVEL DEFICIENCY!



Do you read it well my face…?



DO YOU FUCKING READ IT WELL YOU SLIM FAT FUCK?
GO START STARVIN… TGE COUNTRY NEEDS PEOPLE LIKE YOU… STARVATION IS CAUSATION OF YOUR ACTION


Blue screens… TV … ads… Mac-Donalds… Here is the shitty truth… all by slim fucks… slim thin … fucks… we are starting from“blue screens” and we end up … up to “ads”… as for“KFC”,“Mac-Donalds”… those type of stores are created by fat fucks… who want to fuck over the “thin” fucks….


But still my face is saying…




I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR STATE
ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONS
LIFE

I FUCKING DON’T CARE
GO KILL YOURSELF
FAT FUCK LIKE YOU NEEDS A BREAK
AS FOR THE THIN GUYS LIKE ME…
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING… WHAT ARE WE ALL TRYING… “PR”?
… TO TRY TO BEAT PERSONAL RECORDS… PEOPLE RECORDS?



Here is the shitty unmasked truth we go starving children… they are there in this situation… because there is less food… then we got fat dudes… which just can’t get enough with food.. and thin fucks…PROBABLY MENTALY RETARDED… SO THIN… SO FUCKING THIN
WHAT’S WRONG WITH THEM?
BONE DENSITY?
DISEASE?
DISORDER?


The fun thing about rapist… is that there is mystery… supspense… tension and definetly a twist… when dick comes out of pants… erected and ready to fuck… who the fuck most times is there.


AND IF THERE IS GOD… I DON’T CARE HOW EDGY… BRUTAL OR DARK THIS SHIT IS…
WHERE IS HE?


When people starve?
When people are going to die… aka homeless?
Rape victins?

All of them are guility?


I got one argument… to back up the second idea, homeless… don’t follow gods.. will… they don’t want great life…



WHAT TYPE OF NASTY NARTOW BULLSHIT… WITH NICE MANARIZIM DILIVERED IS THIS?



I come here for the food… not for somebody to put certain moves and ways… to imply and apply in life… YOU FUCKING MAGGOT… AIN’T OBEYIN!



People say I suck..


GO FUCK YOURSELF RANDOMLY… FUCKING RANDOMLY… MAINLY BECAUSE YOU SUCK!


Vivid fucks… rigid fucks… happy fucks… I HATE ‘EM ALL… THEY ARE DEPRESSED AND NASTY FUCKING CREATURES I HOPE WITH ALL MY BALLS ALL HAPPY HOES GET RAPE… WAY… WAY… WAY… WAY FUCKING COOLER



God loves raped victims… and the new miracle of  god is holy punky… funky creatures getting rapes…




WHAT DO I THINK I THINK ABOUT PROVOCATIVE DRESS… NASTY… NUDE AND NAUGHTY DUMB SHIT



I hope all of 'em get killed mainly because general goal… “Fuck Me"… or "Can you fuck me…” What’s with disabilities… GOD FUCK YOU OVER AND DEFINETLY NASTY BEND OVER FROM THIS SICK FUCK AND NOW YOUR NICE…

I am… ain’t preaching niceness, but guess what God is welcome to suck my dick.

Comedy: F For Suck (1)

 By DeYtH Banger


This shit is the new Einsten… the new modern genius Einstein… verbalise it. Moan, growl.. while you masturbate and this shit is advice from the product “Language Of Lust”… I feel so Good that I didn’t gave money to read this shit… I GOT THE PRODUCT FREE… HOW… THIS IS QUESTION FOR LATER


THINK TWICE
NEVER WISE



But still I am here giving you the new drug…. Of romance addiction.
We all talking about social conditioning with main social levels women approving growl sound = returning back by making sounds.


THAT’S HERE NATURAL GAME… OPEN YOUR LEGS GIVE A FOOTJOB… FEETJOB… SWALLOW CUM… I DON’T CARE WHAT’S THE DEEPER INNER EXCUSE WHICH YOU GIVE YOURSELF OF BEING SUCH A PIECE IF SHIT… BUT GO FOR IT…


ISN’T MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS… ALL ABOUT THIS SHIT

“GO FOR IT”
“EXCUSES ARE BULLSHIT”
“EXCUSES ARE FOR AVERAGE PEOPLE…”
“… YOU AIN’T AVERAGE…”



I am not sure after motivational speaking…video what to do… is this manifesto of

“Yup… you going to be alone… because being deffirent.. means being alone… so go fuck your fucking hands.”

Comedy: F For Suck (2)

 By DeYtH Banger



Quite people… aka introverts… go out and are loud… and growl…



THEY DEFINETLY GO FOR IT



I hope you spot the irony here…, some people move side-ways their head for “No” and nod for “yes”… for other nations and cultures it’s reverse.



LIFE SUCKS!


“Solidify… sexual connection.”


- It’s bullshit from beginning up the end… the whole sentence… but I love the way it sounds… “solidify"…



By itself angry… man… drama … makes pussy wet. Those shitty thin… and shitty fat twats can go viral on this here formula… go to be confrontational… I DON’T CARE!
So here is what I want from you… it’s not complex …. It’s not complicated!




Get one of those "I-fuck”, “I-Pod” or “I-Shit”… and write it down… the whole message which I said…





We are talking about whole new level of sexual zen…
Go be angry… drama… drama… that’s what girls like and live and enjoy in life…. This is fast… tip!


Porn is not for empathy… it’s for fucking sympathy.
This is special advice for thos new instructor on rsd… rsd Ev… this european motherfucker. But his style of expressing and moving is more like white nigga also known as white slave.



AND I TOTALLY NAIL THE LAST JOKE!



I was doing my research bitch shield thing until, I reached up to moan and groan which are sheer noises of pure confidence.



THIS IS… THIS IS WHAT TURNS ON WOMEN… SHEER LEVELS OF CONFIDENCE!

LET’S KILL/ SLASH AND MARRY YOUNG BITCHES!



Oh God… it’s so hard to make a movement… go skip few pages… it won’t innerly kill you… no value… taken… no lectures lost along the way… just fucking do it.


Sleep neutralizes… negativity as for my case… my problem is PLH… - Personal Life Hatred. And we are not talking about father… mother… and others we are talking about the sheer levels topic. The good side of bible… is if you got the facts right from the bible… you can throw them right at theist and they are left… witout words.


I am thinking about getting one of those Jesus accessories… with a cross… nobody masturbates to that shit… IT JUST NEVER HAPPENS!



Depression is  okay into work, “I don’t know your mom"…, "No fucking clue what to say to your mom"…, come one… I don’t need one liner you fucking psycho scumbag… I want advice… few words… few shitty words… I hate fat fucks… why?
Nothing good comes out of there… what’s the best story they have…




"I fill my feelings with food”
“I masturbate…”


FUCK YOU!


What’s with the new status… “I am relationship… with myself?”.. it quickie!

Is it a special way of saying… I am selfish. Let me tell you sonething about whores and prostutes… they are there for people who suck with girls in real life… everybody needs pleasure… sone people easy get pussy… others need to pay to fuck. People think about homophobic… I am not that… FUCK OFF


Abd definetly you can touch a policeman  and he won’t put you on the offender list… like a person who has tried to attack him.

Comedy: Molested

 By DeYtH Banger

You fucking molested fragile fuck… what’s with thunder bender bullshit, you can’t take a joke… your feelings are hurt…



OHHH
OHHHH

You know what… go fuck your father… the place from where you come from is flesh pipe… OKAY… FUCKING FLESH PIPE…
AS FOR ME
THIS IS ANOTGER STORY BRO… SORRY FOR BEING RUDE




BUT KILL YOURSELF



You are fragile
Easily getting offended

What’s that?
…
What’s that?



MAN UP… YOU FUCKING PUSSY
DEFECTED INNER FUCKER!


A tip for all dear loveable fuckers… middle finger in front of somebody is the biggest offensive thing…



OH HOLY CHRIST
OH FUCKING HOLY CHRIST
IT’S DICK IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE


What’s more beautiful than a morning suicide. Arrogant fuck in the morning… I mean people kill themselves mainly because… the less you sleep the more negative you get… sleeping is a process of neutralization….



HOW THE HELL, DO I KNOW THIS?
I masturbate on such topics, as for today… it’s hoyr lucky day… less guilty and more productive data. We are not talking about kg… - body kg… or size… fuck that…



IT’S FULL ON!

America… stollen ground… American are immigrants… take this deep well shit in your head and go play play doh…. People have phones and they don’t answer them… they have one of those constant use outside… narrow down use at home and this is the most society the horror movies… move up based up… orgasm… who cares?

Me?
Why because… here is anotger explanation others are fragile as for my care… it doesn’t damage any typ e of society member.
I hate selling and advertisements of products… they are fucking too seductive and manipulative.




I HAVE ENOUGH SHIT IN MY HOME


I personally against family… I am disgusted… those narrow down… earth creatures make life as hell they fuck with my memory…


Like “You are everday do that"…

"You forget everyday”

….


It’s great effect … but who tha hell gave them license to them make other creatures feel bad…. Their sunburn… awful sun and definetly next to all categories a fellowship comedian who duck as a human being…


THINK ABOUT IT
JUST FUCKING GIVE A THOUGHT

JUST DIN’T GO DEEP
NOT TOO ON TGE TOP… SURFACE…

AND DEFINETLY NOT TOO NEAR….. TOOO FAR AND TOO SHALLOW

SWALLOW AND SHALLOW


We have got… almost identical with one letter difference, HOW DO I KNOW THIS?


AFTER
SHIT
PISING
FUCK
RIDE
WALK
DRIVE
TAKE BUS
GIVE MONEY





I HAVE OTHER STUFF IN MY LIFE SPOT… HATE… CRITISIZE… IT’S FUN… IT’S EXCITING AND LET’S GIVE A CHANGE TO DEPRESSION


HAVE you ever gave a thought to this we have depression, stress, anxiety and inner other disorders which main benefits are deep shame and guilt feeling. Probably if you are atheist we need to unleash full level of bogus logic, but for today we gonna go with God.

Probably if you feel bad… probably God doesn’t live you as much as you think he does.

This fucking beast was created from hightly dysfunctional parents… + we are not going on full premium package of cat videos.

Comedy: Stare

 By DeYtH Banger


Stare… what’s with stare… are you OKAY?
What’s wrong buddy, I am way fucking cooler than you?


Great deeply from your stand ppint you are experiencing very fucked up psychological inner abnormality… (sometimes we need to spit out facts … shit… it’s not suppossed to be right or wrong…) from ny point you are improving my life… definetly less of those self-help books and more from shitty fuckers like you. “Fuck people opinion…”


- That’s my motto… easy set… easy to go… I mean I am not here to fuck… stare and get contacts… sounds like a great idea but here… I am to say that people’s opinion have no weight what’s so ever… no fucking value… weight


Some linguistic fuck can say “I am going to fix it…”
“We are going to fuck..” and it goes deeper and more deeper… but the raw truth is that nothing get serious and we still keep suck in society… we take specific l things serious like.. shit which is useless..




Somebody has eaten my food … let’s beat the shit out if him - It’s total cavemen instinct… but the honesty lays ahead they do it for survival benefits + and also to show to the herd that such risky and edgy moves get punished….


Some guy get offended… other are just to fragile to even be in the comedy business - And we are going to reveal one by one… out of the box shit…



Guy gets offended - How about get fuck yourself over… we don’t need weak minded people like you… around us.

People who are fragile - Okay… you fucking snob of bag shit… comedy is not for you … if you can’t take one… you can’t say one.



I have been around staring and most introverts and people who are way… way… fucking less cooler than the other group of kids go for…

Stare… let’s go fucking stare… let’s fuck around and defibetly thunder bender… if we go to a dance club… let’s start giving our fucking money.



Lies is a evolutionary thing… lies help us to survive… if we are PERSONALLY with others we are not talking about authenticity we are talking about personal chaos…

Comedy: Life…?- It Sucks!?

 By DeYtH Banger



How about go get go… to ruin the whole myths and debunk all the bullshit… Suicide is a disease not something which you commit… it’s illness.. it happens when you are deeply depressed… it’s constant…chronic pain…


AND LOOK FORWARD
LONG NAILS PORN
HANDJOB
HAIRJOB
BLOWJOB
BIG DICK
MILF
GILF
LONG TOE NAILS
FOOTJOB
FEETJOB
HIGH HEELS JOB
BLONDE GETS FACIAL
WOMAN WANKS A DICK
SEMEN ON FACE



And we go to facial when we want to talk about face and we never want to be rude and we go as semen on face… not sperm… it’s definetly rude. We as society we are fragile humans are dead end creatures… depression happens because we as humans we are not ready for screen time… we are ready for socializing not isolating… When you see people who are anti… social… asocial those fuckers are inner all levels fucked up… they don’t want it… but happens…


RULES?
FUCK ‘EM!


One by one… each by each… your mom sucks… what’s that?
Total level honesty and I am not as screw liable friends!


When dick is on… it’s total all levels of flinch… I HOPE I GO AND START KILLING PEOPLE ON GRINDER IT’S GONNA BE TOTAL LOST ON THE JOKE BUT NOT AS GOOD AS A WOMAN TELLING ME AFTER SHOWING A MIDDLE FINGER ON HER FACE



PUT THIS IN YOUR ASS


I am against pretty girls… it fucks me over in whole all fucking new levels. GOD HATES ME… I AM ALL FULL ON.


ALL FULL PACKAGE… HE IS AGAINST ME SO DO I….. I AM READY YO DEBUNK THIS SICKO FUCK…



I want one of those fancy disease… cancer… tumor… don’t feeling pain… that’s how god marks the special ones… the special humans. I have bern rejected from my mom… Let me finish what I mean… I mean… I have no more near experience as vaginal and near my father dick anf being inside it and then somehow dishusting awfully image of being a fetus flowing in my mom stomach… being in there…


IF NOW I GO AS FAR AS THAT
THERE IS WHOLE FUCKING LIST WITH DISORDER AND PSYCHOLOGICAL ILLNESS



Living in somebody stomach … as much as 9 much is some kinda screw up as those aliens movies in which… aliens come out of the stomach…




WHAT’S THE LONG LASTING PROBLEM OF SOCIETY?

IT CARES JUST TOO MUCH, CHILL THE FUCK UP!





If I go full on fucking my mom… and even going around my dick father as for the father thing… it’s gay son… gay thing as for my mom thing milf… as for all for the all full on package it's… I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!



AT LEAST FEEL GREATFUL THAT I AM NOT THROWING GOD WITTY TAILS!

Guys who go and rape girls… they are total alpha fucks… the guy who is going and raping… he today is definetly going to have sex… probably now… probably after an hour… a minute… a day… who knows!?

I STUDY AND READ ABOUT THIS SHIT



He is definetly going to have sucess with eomen as general stand point… because women like tension… like obstacles and so far if you got drama and punishing women ….. AND HONESTLY ONE OF THE MOST CRAZY CLARITTY ANSWER I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IS WOMEN SECRETLY IMAGINE BEING RAPE…

THOSE LITTLE MINGLE FINKY TWIKS… WANNA BE FUCKING RAPE… AS BAD AS HELL!!

Comedy: Hog

 By DeYtH Banger



I hope I get raped… right now… Holy bundle of fuck… younger girls full of shit.. so much that few days with them… your life gets on the



FUCKING PEDESTAL…

JESUS CHRIST SUCKS… SO DOES GOD

IF I AM PERVERT SO DOES GOD
IF SON OF GOD IS GOD AND THE SPIRIT ALSO GOD HOW MUCH PSYCHOLOGICAL MENTAL ILLNESSES DOES TGIS FUCK HAVE

DOES THIS FUCK HAVE SOME KINDA PERSONALITY DISORDER?




How is possible God to be one and and for each human being which we can spot God for him/her looks different…. IS GOD ONE OF THOSE PSYCHOLOGICAL NERV BREAK DOWNS IN WHICH GOD IS A WHOLE FULL PACKAGE OF DISEASE…




I MEAN I GET IT MACHOS GO GET TO BUILD MUSCLES… GO BUILD BODY AND GO ON FUCKING DIETS?


DO I CARE?
OF COURSE NOT
I DON’T CARE IF YOU KILL YOURSELF!
I DON’T CARE IF YOU GO VIRAL AND START KILLING PEOPLE?


BECAUSE I AM NOT THAT EASY IMPRESS… BY EACH MOVEMENT AND STUFF WHICH HAVE HAPPEN THE STAKES GET HIGHER AND HIGHER… SO DOES MY STANDARDS…




GOD?
SICKO
JESUS
FUCK THIS TORMENTED FUCK


I KNOW YOU GIRLS NEED TO BE NICE TO GUYS WHICH ARE NICE GUYS AND YOU DON’T WANT TO REJECT THEM THE RAW WAY…

BUT DON’T GIVE THEM FALSE HOPES… FALSE SIGNS
YOU ARE JUST PLAYING WITH THE DEVIL IN DETAILS…


WHAT’S TGE RAPIST TODAY DEFENDING ARGUMENT…





“The bitch… was begging for it…”


Think about… right now about animals… less ilness… less termology… less need to talking we don’t have costumed dogs… who are the fucking law… dogs bark… bark… cats… (the same here… tgey make noises)… and tgeir life is more easier than a fully developed human….

Animals don’t ask for permission
For example dog was fucking a woman… fully free packaged…. Developed female - We here can spot the psychological problems and disorders
Also a woman was sucking a horse dick… this shit can be seen on the animal porn sites… - Again same here… - Self-Loathing… self-esteem issues…
And the last example us a turtle fucking a slipper.


The moral of all story is when humans play on the edge… society got whole fucking bundle of disorders
….. cats… dogs can do that and after all anikals don’t need to ask for permission the fuck the neighbor dog or cat or whatever the animal is..





WE ARE SPOTTING A WHOLE FREE WILL SHIT


Some people got it all wrong… with the whole tests which women give… BUT I AM HERE TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE MATH PROBLEM


1) When you say “I am going to buy stuff…”
- This here applies that you are going to be the “provider”… if you buy stuff the only reason need to buy is to reward certain type of behavior… but again on specific rules and conditions


2) Do you “wanna go out with me?” Or “Will you go out with me?”

- This here sounds more likely… “Can I be a man in front of you?"… "Will you give me permission to be a man?”



3) The moment you reveal to personal stuff about yourself…

- I am not saying… don’t say anything about yourself… but say some stuff… not a your life…


4) You are Buyer… Not A product

- If you are there with mindset she will change me … and what she tells me.. I AM GOING TO DO IT…
YOU TOTALLY

LOST HER
NO GIRL WANTS TO BE THE MAN IN THE FAMILY

…

Comedy: Nervous

 By DeYtH Banger



I went there and she closed the phone… and she started staring at me… like I am GOD

That’s what happens nowadays… HOW DID I PULL OF THIS SECRET?



It’s magic!


I was a nervous kid… a kiddo with deep inside problems… but my life has been improved… HOW?

How about to skip this topic… BECAUSE I AM NOT ON THE MARKET





Look what I hate about women…, listen carefully… I AIN’T GONNA REPEAT… REPEATION THROWS ME OUT OF THE WINDOW…



THERE ARE EASY GIRLS… WHICH ARE DEFIBETLY EASY TO KISS… TO FUCK AND TGERE ARE GIRLS WHICH NEED LITTLE VALIDATION… LITTLE COMPLIMENT AND YOU LOST IT
YOU DEFIBETLY LOST THE WAR…



HER ENERGY IS FULL ON
SHE IS READY
VALIDATED


SHE DIESN’T NEED YOU


SO I GOT MY STRATEGIES… METHODS
WHEN I TALK TO GIRLS… I CRITICIZE THEM…
IT’S A GOOD ONE… IT’S A FUCKING GOOD ONE!


Girls get judged… girls don’t fuck from self-pity… they can add you in friends… write you down few replies… but it’s from pity… uf she is not back… as my most cases… the problem is that you are just too fucking traumatic…


FUCK ALL PRIVILLIGED FUCKERS



I just get awful inside chills when a girl says “bro..”
…. Use this fucking word… YOU GIRLS DON’T YOU GET IT… I AIN’T FUCKING… KISSING MY BROTHER… I AIN’T HOMO… YOU GOT IT WRONG… I AM STRAIGHT AS FUCK.
Insects are holy grails of shit… they are dumb… WHY GOD CREATED ONE OF THOSE FUCKS?



Keep in mind some shit, will ya?
If a girl has accepted your request… it means she is feels pitty about you… she is doing it because of self-pity… we won’t go to psychological disorders… further termonology…


JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE
JUST FUCKING KEEP IT SIMPLE
PLAIN AND EASY



Look at yourself… already ready to sell yourself to be somebody slave… already ready to sell your mom… dad… family… ready to sell your apartment… house… ready to get into debt and definetly it’s not it’s advertisement … some sort of of “Stress Test” book… It’s mind rape!


Manipulation - Is okay?
That’s what my friends say

Girls are ready to manipulate people as far as to get to the result… the problem with girls… I MEAN I HAVE LEARN IT THE HARD WAY THIS SHIT SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES… CONFIDENCE… TRAUMA…

THE TRUTH IS THAT IF TAKEN GIRLS SERIOUSLY YOU PUT THEM ON PEDESTAL ONES THAT HAPPEN… IT DOESN’T MATTER THEN… YOU FUCKED UP… I MEAN YOU ALREADY DID A FAILURE



If you need a list for killing yourself… here it is… before you kill yourself… make sure to write this shit down.

“I am killing myself because of boredoom. I would like to stay tune, focused into one category. Suicide is a decipline… exercise for the body… mind and also typical forward rejection of reality.”


- You weren’t honest
- You missed x1000 opportunities
- The problem is in you…

I hope I am right on this point… I FUCKING HOPE SO… BECAUSE… IF I AM WRONG…
OH JESUS
OH GOD

I AM GOING TO BURN IN HELL
DEFINETLY IN HELL
SO LET’S MOVE IN… SHALL WE?

Comedy: Pick On It

 By DeYtH Banger


People define me as homophobe… but how about the God of the bible… have you read one of those shittty verses… He is a beast… and he hates homesuxuality and the he is so witty… smart and clevered and so self-centered…



SO WHAT I SEE… IS DYAFUNCTIONAL FAMILY ROOTS
BABA VANGA… I KNOW THIS GRANNY FUCK… NOT SUITABLE TO BE A PORN STAR… BECAUSE SHE IS BLIND… NOT READY FOR ACTOR… BECAUSE NO TALENT AND SO FAR BULLSHIT FAIRY TALES OF VISIONS AND OTHER BULLSHIT…


SO FUCK HER




I hace seen a lot if stuff… 2 girls and a cup, licking pussy, licking balls… dick… feet… footjob… feetjob… handjob… with one hand… with two… facial… on body… on hair cumm…


I HAVE SEEN IT ALL



Eating cum… eating piss… eating poop…
Nails… toes and handsjob… I HAVE SEEN FUCKING EVERYTHING FROM ENERGY VAMPIRES UP TO BLOOD VAMPIRES UP TO… SICKO
KILLERS



To impress me… kill yourself… or try to be more creative and productive… until then…
DON’T FUCK AROUND


Guys with a dick are fucked up… it’s like a pipe… GOD SAYS… SOME PEOPLE NEED TO GO PLAY WITH PIPES AND PROFFESSIOMALS PLAY IN HOLES
GIRLS ARE PROFFESSIONAL

And you are right… no need to kill myself… I LIKE MYSELF
TO BE ASS
RUDE
ANGRY
TO EXPERIENCE
SHIT
I LOVE IT
.. SO FUCK ALL FRAGILE ANIMALS…



SUCH ANIMALS NEED TO GO FULL ON… FULL LEVEL OF INSTINCT



Oh guys… I got shot to tell… it’s less calibrared… but the story goes as… I BOUGHT FOR MYSELF A CROSS…

Mainly because… I WANT EXPERIENCE THE FULL BIGGER PICTURE EXPERIENCE.… I WANT TO GET AS NEAR TO THIS FUCKER.. AS POSSIBLE… UNDER FUCKER I MEAN GOD




Sounds like he is having quite great show… few hundread… or thousand… not sure for the count of comedians he has got up there and he is continueing the rampage of flesh killing… giving a checklist to the mankind … to the special ones… to guard all other humans…


WASN’T THE IDEA BE PRODUCTIVE…  SPREAD GENES SO ON AND SO ON…


AND WHAT NOW THIS FAIRY LITTLE FUCKER DOING KILLING PEOPLE… THIS GUY  IS AS COUNTERINTUITIVE AS BITCH WANTING TO GET SEX

…

Under bitch, I point out the temporary truth!
Silence… I love it… here is few things to pin out… you went to girl… it’s great that ypu are there… you say “Hi” and already you are playing on the edge of the wood… she is doing inner profiling and me… fucking me… I AM IN MANIAC THINKING MODE

DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T FOCUS
DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T CONCENTRATE… IT’S AUTO PROCCESS

The fucking girl is looking from down up to the head and on this game most times you can lose it… saying other shit or trying desparate trying to touch her… is a needy behavior.

Comedy: You Got It Wrong

 By DeYtH Banger


You got it all wrong… GET ON THE FUCKING LINE AND KILL YOURSELF, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF… IT’S GREAT MENTAL EXERCISE WITH MAIN FOCUS INNER AND OUTER PICK UP WITH PHYSICAL ADEQUACY….



Get soup of validation, that’s how I visualize social media…, a soup of validation…. Biild up… monogomonostic anger…  and still once you are with your mom… people just feel the whole manevolount idea… I MEAN I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT MARSHALL … BUT MORE LIKELY DO YOU READ MY FUCKING FACE?




If you are fragile… inner… outer fuck… you are not for here but still give a chance to the second place… people get less reward than the first… place and high status has punishment benifits
….. than lower status… and it’s more likely a about Human values aka “The Pecular Logic Of Value”.





If something is total B.S. that’s your life…. Religious, vitlrgin, homeless … wasting time with prayer… IT’S TOTAL PLACEBO… PRAYER… DOESN’T MAKE LIFE BETTER… FOOD BETTER AND EVEN WHAT DOES IT MAKE BETTER?

God?
Higher Being?




How about fuck it… I don’t give acess to such being in my life… he is bully…. Dysfunctional and definetly with social deficit and I am not edgy here… I HAVE BEEN READING THE BIBLE FOR A WHILE AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER… KNOWN AS GOD HE IS HAS SERIOUS STALKER ISSUES
WE ARE MADE IN HIS OWN IMAGE AND HERE US THE PROBLEM GOD US ON PROBATION FROM STAND POINT OF BEING JUDGE… SENTENCE:

- This guy has serious stalking issues, with main focus of conning others… lieimg and being selfish.




AND FROM PSYCHOLOGICAL STAND POINT HE HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER


PUT THIS IN YOUR HELMET DEAR RILIGIOUS RETARDED FUCKS


THE WHAT THING ON MY LIST IS A GUY ON GRINDER WITH SERIOUS STALKING ISSUES FAMOUS AS GOD TO WATCH ME
HOW ABOUT GO PLAY WIYTH YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS



The Bible book serious scam
… it has plot holes, repeation and it doesn’t help at all… THAT I HAVE CROSS AROUND MY NECK DOESN’T SAVE ME FROM RAPE MODE TIGER


I got this motherfucker God… easy and simple fuck… all issues - Not really pointed out… but the lack of characters development nothing more leaves to me, than to think that he has got one of tbose personality disorders. I want one of those… or few of those animal chicks… I KNOW IF I AM RELIGIOUS… I GO TO HELL… I KNOW IT’S DEFINETLY FUCKED UP THING


But I want of those aninal chicks… horse chicks… dog chicks or whatever animal she is in favor with… I want to as near to this daughter of bitch as possible… I want to study her life… life issues… it’s another “must-to”.. goal oriented shit.
So thing goes around… 3 hours you have wasted with this shitty goal… thing… to watch sports… with this goes… time out… breaks of the game with main goal ads.

Comedy: Got It Right

 By DeYtH Banger


I got it all right… OKAY?
I definetly got it all right most people’s lifes are worthless that’s why they watch football… they drink alcohol… high doses… just to numb their pain… the pain of procrastination, laziness.



Why you should get upset for a group of strangers?
They even don’t give a fuck a little about you… and you get upset over them?



Probably know their age, skills, life, read books about them… know each game… and with each result… BUT WHAT DOES IT POINT OUT THIS?


YOU HAVE SERIOUS STALKING ISSUES!
And also you don’t have a life to live so you obsessing over somebody else life.

Testorone keeps ypu fit and estrogen cones when you masturbate it makes you fat and we need start throwing cookies at the fatsoos…





DIE YOU FUCKING TWAT FAT FUCKS!


The thing is masturbarion innerly kills you.. the more constantly you masturbate the more chances to lower your life force. Cool phrase “Ебание и Бегание"… let me repeat, "Ебание и Бегание"…

Think about it… when you are with friends, the last thing you want is to order something which is fucking too expensive and shitty complex food… WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY IS EASY FOOD.
FOOD WHICH IS EASY



AND WHEN WE TALK ABOUT FOOD WHEN YOU ARE EXTRA IN A MOVIE THE LAST THING THEY WANT YOU TO SHOWOFF IS YOUR TALENT
THEY ARE NOT HERE FOR YOUR TALEMT
YOU CAN SIGN… YOU CAN BE A COMEDIAN?
SO WHAT?
FUCK YOU
YOU ARE HERE… THE TRUTH YOU ARE LIKE OTGERS
NO ENGLISH
NO TALKING TO THE TEAM… WHICH INCLUDES ACTORS, PRODUCERS… DIRECTORS AND SO ON AND SO FORT

THE MOST IMPRESSIVE THING IS BEING EXTRA IS THE WORST JOB YOU CAN TAKE AND WORK


So drivers women compassionate and boys I got this fuckers are horrible twisted and full of rules of stoicism. Here is a tip for every member of stoicism group… one by one… each by each
… kill ‘em. When bitch is talking about a men which she hates… she means that she likes him and her fucking pussy gets wet… and today’s topic is men are like beast and women are beautiful creatures…
Okay and I hate others… why?
Not my class of inteligence!
If you want to feel worse and with lower manipulation IQ … start reading lay reports… what’s those reports evidently show… is that there is some kinda wrong thing about you.. there is a wrong fetish about you..


The guy with the beer, knows it all… the drunk guys are the sucessful guys… I mean the only way to pass your genes… and in tge same time to do not give a fuck is not being sober… people all the time do it… that’s most frustrates me with humans amd as for me I am defected… I DON’T FEEL SMALL AMOUNT OR LARGE AMOUNT OF LUST FROM ALCOHOL OR DRUGS

If I get one of those nasty fancy diseases like cancer, tumor or even body … aka physic mutations…. I WON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF… I WON’T FEEL ASHAME… MAINLY BECAUSE IF GOD HAS MADE THAT ONTO YOU… IT MEANS HE HATES YOY SO MUCH THAT THE LAST THING HE COULD ALOW … TO A FLESH EATING BACTERIA LIKE YOU… IS TO CONTINUE THE GENE POOL.

Comedy: Mutations

 By DeYtH Banger



Think about it… how person like me to be sexual.
… I fucking lost my voice… I can’t be angry… I can’t be loud… I am fucked up… with this kinda volume… I can be more likely some creep lurking around. My voice is fucked over, and what so far is possibility of saying that God hates me…


AT HIM… I THROWED MASSIVE AMOUNT HATE…
IN HIS DEFENSE GET IT IN ALL LEVELS THAT HE IS GOING TO.SCREW ME OVER


As I would say or put it… “Leverage that bitch"… which means… If you don’t do your magic right now… getting the set hook… leading… then in the further passed time.… it gets harder and harder…



IT’S DEFINETLY ONE OF THOSE BIG LOADS OF GOD…
THAT’S HOW I SEE AND READ GOD… HE IS MASSIVE CUNT

AND YUP YOU SHOULDN’T MAKE THE GIRL FEEL GUILTY



Let me tell you some shit… first of all put your shitty ads.. and comments in your asshole… Also the way you deal with a meet up… sucks!


FOR GOD SAKE GROW UP



So my study analysis say when a woman is full of alcohol… and laughing and on drugs… that’s the best moment to  go and fuck her … I MEAN SHE IS HAPPY ABOUT LIFE



MY THOUGHT IS LET ME MAKE THIS MISERABLE
…. LET ME WANK… YANK THAT BITCH ON EARTH LEVEL…


Have in mind the things which I say are from study analysis from secret society. So in other words… fucked up people got fetishes



FULL ON



When a prositute comes out of car… she walks confidently… full mouth with semen… The sheer level of tasting this white thing makes me vomit… FOR GOD SAKE IT’S NIT GRANDMA SOUP… IT’S KIDS AND YOU ARE TOTALLY  DIGESTING THEM AS JUICE


She wipes mouth or whatever is dirty… fix clothes… and walks  confidently to the next target … which us staring at her… Here is what I can spot… not an psychologist… but let’s say… I GOT OPINION ON SPECIFIC TOPICS

SHE LIKES STALKERS TO FUCK HER
TO TOUCH BIG HARD DICKS

WE ARE TALKING HERE… RIGHT NOW ABOUT SERIOUS "DADDY LOVE ME ISSUES”

You cool stories think.about Mother Theresa… she stealing from the poor… she is like Robin Hood… from the future… more screw up person… more fucked up…
Muhamed Gandhi this guy here was sleeping naked with naked women in his bed… THIS PERVERT KNOWS HOW TO DO STUFF DO RIGHT



We as humans celeberate name days… birthdays and even funerals… all there is food and gifts and presents… I MORE LIKELY LIKE FUNERALS… YOU GET TO MEET PEOPLE AT FIRST PLACE YOU NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO MEET + I GO THERE BECAUSE OF THE FOOD… BUT STILL IS FUCKED UP… THE BODY IS DECAYING AND YOU ARE SIGNING… AND THROWING… WINE AND SOIL… OVER A BODY…

WHAT TYPE OF MOLESTED FANTASY IS THIS?
I MEAN TO EAT IN FRONT OF A DEAD BODY… DECAYING BODY IS VERY FUCKED UP… YOU GOT SICKO ISSUES

Comedy: Touch

 By DeYtH Banger




Everybody is open minded when his thoughts are read and here is the truth …


IT’S FAKE
I DO IT… BY GOING AROUND STUFF WHICH ARE ALL ABOUT ALL PEOPLE

…

SO SORRY IF YOU FEEL BAD… BUT IT’S NOT A DUNGEON AND RAPE ME PLEASE, OKAY?



When you visualize God… see him as a woman which never gets enough… always wants more and more and even.

Narcisstic… self-centered… yup be fun and playful… but the truth is that you are here… right now… because your life sucks… your whole fucking life sucks…

You are not fun person to be around at first place and with my vocal tonality before few days … it was great as for… now I sound like a nigga with nickname… GOD HAS CHOCKED ME!


Rain… that’s  way of God coping woth depression… this above fucker… GOT TOO MUCH SHOT TO DEAL WITH

GOD SOUNDS LIKE A GUY WHO HAD THE WORST SEX IN HIS LIFE… THAT’S WHY IT’S RAINING!



Girls… when is up to go home… time it goes like “I am here… Can you give me ride up to home… I am ready to give you bj or hj…”

It sucks when you find the truth… that she us not here for you… it’s for the little twat in your pants hands up fot it… and thumbs down to you as a persona.


Sometimes when you need to talk to people… but can’t say anything… goes like pointing a finger… at them like you are choosing them… there are cases im which it works.… which is great… but there are and cases in which gets akward…  full all level… whole premium package of akwardness.
Public  speaking is like… sucking a dick and posting it on pornhub… it sucks and most times… you feel deep shame inside your body. The main  problem is god… the shame is because at first place we need to feel guilty for killing Jesus. Dating… fucking… sex all those acts people say are easy… but somehow I feel like God fuck me over on those here levels…



With level of attraction of lost voice… gets as far as going in the bathroom and shitting… just nobody gives a fuck… which is how life works…!

This here is huge .. this here… right now… right in this fucking second it’s a lot… what I am saying is…
Girls like the macho asshole… people… the rude kinda guys… their pussy gets wet when they see a macho starting to beat the shit out of somebody… rough and very controlling behavior…



So here is the next festival… the machos on the line all of them get tickets with different types of suicides:

- Getting smother by pillow
- Killing ypurself with a razor to the neck
- Cutting your veins with razor
- Hang yourself
- Shoot Yourself
- Put yourself into vacum… and kill yourself


The more creative way the macho kill himself the more footage and effects we give on TV … we need to make whole show with those perverts… when he is bad with girl and being rude and this turns him on… this fucking freak… needs to die… also the bitch we don’t need such freaks seeds on Earth… life is great without them.

Comedy: NRight

 By DeYtH Banger


Suicide - Is natural game.. game about clarity… full attention… full level of focus… it’s whole new level of descipline. So if you think about suicide or even try to commit suicide… you go to prison stay there 14 years… in france… HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT?


PRISON BECOMES YOUR SECOND HOME
NATURAL BENDING ROLL GAME



It’s comedy for god sake and people get offended on every daily base and are totally bias… no insults..  no offense… no gays… homo… in one sentence and let’s not be racist… do not hate… be edgy… fuck with people and definetly fuck with yourself… but not too far okay?



HOW ABOUT GO DEEP
FAR
AND GO GRAB
AND LET
AND LEAVE
AND FUCK OFF
STOP GOING WITH BEING POLITE YOU SUCK OKAY…

WHAT’S WITH THE DISEASE OF BEING COMPASSIONATE AND EMPHATETHIC AND NICE AND SO KN AND SO ON… THIS IS HUGE SYNDROME .. IT’S A FUCKING SYNDROME



What I have… what I have prepared?
1) You are judging too much
2) Too much Rules
3) Wait on the fucking line


Jokes are build with tension… if I tell you .. I ruin the whole magic of telling a joke.



What’s with snapchat? - It sucks… okay… ghost?
This snap shit got serious stalker issues… Instragram… getting around the wrong guys… we are not talking abput the cool guys… bit introverts which are making their lifes look way way fucking way coole.

Most people in instragram are fucking dompamine validation addicts hook up with serious stalking issues and definetly narcisstic… and self-centered… and selfish… - I little went far with the last ball rolling… but fuck it.


Facebook - What is all about?

- Everyone got nowadays a phone hooked up on it… we are not talking to serious creative thing… but more likely facebook… games… those fuvers are the next generation of self-esteem issues… THE COOL PART IS MORE WOMEN FOR THE NORMAL GUYS… AND ALSO NEW SET IF PROBLEMS
LONELINESS
ISOLATION





People post on facebook ideas… questions… bitch about shit…

HOW ABOUT GO GET A JOB?

Be at least once a smart guy and use it to get money… if you gonna bitch about and if you are so smart use those fucking tools?

OH YEAH I GOT IT
YOU SUCK
NOR GUTS FOR THAT
It’s so fucking pathetic!

Comedy: Offended

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh my goodness… People get offended it’s like a tumor… everyone is offended… filter up comedy… and we lose the whole comedy.



How to punish kids?
Tell him the real story from where  babies come from not the magic think out of the stomach this is as real as rabbit out of a hat… babies come out of dicks… get the kiddo… isolate this fucker (that’s how far dating advice helps), remove your jeans… pants or whatever you have on the down area… show him the pipe… real size… then orasal it tell them that’s level 2 mode 2… of kids getting into the stomach. Once that happens… the whole rabit… kiddo magic is over…



BIG FUCKING TRAUMA



People get offended… kids do not… but people as general hook point get .. life sometimes sucks… You are black - Definetly a slave

Have you thought as from religious point, but still I don’t have high expectations of whole nation of fairy tales believers… People die they turn to soul… and then some of the go to heaven, because believe in God and the other part goes to hell… because has made a mistake by doubting this bullshit maker, think about it.  All people die and they meet God and all together spy on humans…AND WHAT’S THAT?



24/7 Sicko TV?

I don’t want to live forever… I want to die and fuck it… BUT STILL IF THERE IS NOTHING AT ALL… NO INCARNATION.… NO ANY OTHER LIFE?

WHAT HAPPENS?

IT’S PRETTY SCARY!
YOU ARE BORN ALONE AND YOU DIE ALONE… THIS SHIT IS MACHO SHIT!




I want fuck a girl while I rip off her shoes and here whole bag package of clothes. I want to fuck girls because of their skill…

- Prepare Food
- Or Clean the rooms
- Wash my Clothes


After those activies … I want to fuck the bitch full on… whole level of hard on. Oh great… full adreanaline ON…. I was about to kill myself until I did what most psychologist suggest look … focud into others…I DID THAT!

Rip Off Fuck - One of my friends rips off women clothes… sounds like a screw up guy… LOW LEVEL OF PERMISSION SEEKER?

Jerk Off Fucker - This guy if he hears this he is going to get angry … but fuck that fuck he already bought me sone food … he got angry because of girl rejecting his unicorn world… so this fragile fuck what he deserves is hos message to be delivered… WHAT MAKES HOM HARD ON AND LESS TO GO AND TAKE ACTION IS WOMEN WHOCH HAVE SKIRTS… WHICH HAVE SUCH CLOTHES WHICH EXPOSE SO MUCH BODY THAT HIS DICK GOES ON… ONCE THAT HAPPENS HE GOES HOME AND STARTS FULL ON… FULL FUCKONG ON… GRABS THE HUGE RAPE PIPE… AND IT’S STARTS WITH BASIC STRANGULATION OF THE SNAKE PIPE … THIS FUCKER LOSES LIFE MOTIVATION AND PLAYS ALL BLAME MODE

I LOVE THAT GAME
HERE IS ONE TIP YOU DEAR MOTHERFUCKER

KILL YOURSELF

IT’S EASY WORD
AND EASY DONE THAN SAID





I heard that there are people with strategies and methods of how to get girls… let’s grab all anti social people… + the guys who hate the guys with tge cheat codes and start killing them… Rolling the ball…FULL KILL SEASON



I hate the Zumba fuckers… I am focusing on the fucks aka males… GO FUCK KILL YOURSELF… ZUMBA ISN’T FOR GREASY ABD CHEAT CODE MOTHER FUCKERS


People who learn dacing roll the ball you sick fuck… If you think dancing win women… You should rather wank a horse dick… It’s possible and it doesn’t requiere skills.


I heard that I got on my list pedophiles really fun people… Those guys got such issues that sweaty and sticky hands from candies won’t remove their hard on. .. Here is the thing the psychological issues which they have are so deep that problems like stickiness and sweat aren’t on the list. So let me get on the point the son of bitch told me that “I like small girls… small kids.” I was quitely excited… for that shot so I started pointing him out small fucks… I haven’t seen this guy in action… I HOPE SOON I SEE HIM.




Machos and Boxer… Your life us wasted less sleep… less brain cells… sounds like recipe for moron…  Go sing the song along… GO FOR IT

But wank a dick
Swipe all fucks
And Kill yourself

Easy set
Easy done
Cool action

Comedy: Offended 2

 By DeYtH Banger



I am here to support suicide… nobody does that… I am pro-suicide, that’s friendship.

Straight Guys - Just too dickish fucks
Homo - Something definetly Wrong with you guys
Trany - Definetly our Lord
Lesbians - This here is whole chaos theoey about black holes paradox.


People get offended… why?
Those fucking cave people need shit to complain…




Focus on Others
Focus On Others



One friend told me that he was lieing and stealing when he was a drug addict… Here is the deep diagnosis you were doing this because you were worthless piece of shit and pathetic… AS FOR NOW I AM NOT EDGY… JUST GETTING SOME MATERIAL DOWN FROM SOME MEETINGS WHICH I GO




“I was throwing phones at my mom…”
“She used to beat the shit out of me.”

Here is the thing bro… You are fucked up… you got mental issues… and I am not psychologist… but once I went to a psychologist… I said this when I went there…



“I got bored… I want to kill myself.”



He wasn’t really an expert… he hadn’t any tricks… some bullshit taken from internet and now spreads around the message that he has more stuff to learn… but he steals money from the people who he scams… HE HAS AN WEBSITE AND DEFINETLY INSIDELY FUCKED UP… CHRISTIAN CENTER?
REALLY, HE HAS BEEN THERE?



I stayed there like 5 days…on the fifth day I was full on… I AM LEAVING… AS FOR MY PSYCHOLOGIST HE HAS BEEN INSIDE FOR 8 YEARS!




So let’s back to the story… you jerk off while full on stalk mode?
Wow… what hell?
What’s your next privillige…?
Go rape few?
Go kill mankind with a crowbar?





So look how fucked up… we are… we belueve in made up fairy story about God and + we celebrate funerals… who is fucked up? Me or you?
I think that you are fucked up… mom… dad… father.. grandmother… aunt… uncle and etc… dies you get food and while this fuck is in coffin we eat food and stare at him then a pope comes… Which looks like a public sex… like a rape… touching… throwing water and other shitty stuff and we eat in front of corpses…



OH YOU FUCKING SICK BASTARDS
THIS IS MORE SICK THAN ME WATCHING AUTOPSIES AND EATING



I go to funerals because of the free food and definetly the dead guy paid for those low budged shit to be around… him… SO YAY!

I like birthdays… It’s way fucking cool you buy low budget piece of shot and you start eating free food more expensive than the present… Which reminds me… for my next birthday… I am going to prioritize the food based on how much the present costs…




If it’s 2 dollars

- You can get one cookie and two cups of drink
OTHER HUGE NO.. NO
AS FOR MORE FUCK YOU
GO HOME… DIDN’T  YOU HAD ENOUGH?



If it’s 1 Dollar
- You can get two cups of a drink… on second thought… one
OTHER HUGE NO.. NO…
AS FOR MORE FUCK YOU
GO HOME… DIDN’T YOU HAD ENOUGH?



If It’s 20 Dollars
- Fair Enough… you can get your share and even be here and share value



If It’s 4 or 5 Dollars

- You are trying… but still fuck you… 3 cups of drink and one sweat
OTHER HUGE NO.. NO…
AS FOR MORE FUCK YOU
GO HOME… DIDN’T YOU HAD ENOUGH?

Comedy: Dick

 By DeYtH Banger




People are big assholes they are dicks… One guy was complaining that he was going to angry and threating women as piece of shit…



YOU FUCKING BAG OF SHIT
THE FUCKING REASON THAT SHE IS WOTH YOU IS
BECAUSE OF THAT
THAT YOU THREAT HER LIKE YOUR FRIENDS



So fuck you and your problems… One of friends I was tellong that he was thinking about romance… Go brag around your mom vagina… When your father raped this piece of meat… He said in hus defense “She was begging for it…”.. Definetly that guy knows how to clearly express himself and how to defend himself. I hope this guy walks around and a caveman comes around and start bashing him around his head THIS HERE IS FULL SPOT ON
AND IT’S SO ROMANTIC.
. ESCALATION
PHYSICAL CONTACT
AGRESSION ADRESS THROW FULL DEVELOPED SUDUCTION BASE OF ATTRACTION



I get nerves when I read terms of pick up… It makes me alien… It makes me feel as fucking alienated as mom gets fucked once and again by the same dick.
I like bondage guys.. how fucked up upbringing did you had?
Your mom didn’t love you?
Your dad showed you the belt trick against the naked body?
You uncle was aka… Rapeme.com?
Such fucks are on the list of serious mental issues. Piercing.. tattoos… people shows to aliens



THOSE DOWN
IMITATING INTELLIGENCE
ARE KILLING EACH OTHER
ARE SELF-TORTURING
HAVEN’T GROWN UP.. AND STILL BELIEVE IN FAIRY TALES
AND LASTLY… THOSE DOWN… INJECTING INK UNDER THEIR SKIN



Touching the bottom of the chin is pure way of showing that you are thinking in my opinion… GO GRAB A DICK.. DON’T GIVE A THOUGHT… THOUGHTLESS FUCK

Here is how you build tension… you use chess for tension… you get few pussies and play chess make them crave for sex while you play the game…




- “Sex”
- “I like you”
- “Fuck Me”
- “I will finger you”




Put hot… sexy thoughts in their skulls it’s basic type if manipulation and that’s one of the reasons… I was going put a rope around my neck until I heard that A DRUG ADDICT WAS EXPERICING DEPRESSION ALSO AND ONE ANOTHER ADDICT WAS CRAVING DRUGS



OH GREAT THOSE FUCKS ARE WORTHLESS
I GONNA COMPARE MY INTELIFENCE TO THE SO I WIN
DIE YOU FUCKING DRUG ADDICT
LOW POTENTION
LOW CALIBRATED FUCK



The guys who get blowjobs… have less braincells and their brain is melting so… I am not envious.. I FEEL GREAT… AT LEAST I DON’T HAVE THEM AS ENEMIES BECAUSE FROM PONTENTIAL HOOK POINT THEIR BRAIN IS LIKE 5-6 YEAR OLD



Num the pain with alcohol… It’s gteat most people who sleep less get drunk more often…, that’s another good reason to kill yourself… and definetly it’s a good read book… “Reasons To Kill Yourself"… some people don’t like my games… Bulgarian language was created by ignorant… unimterested class… look how it sounds "Аз ще си ходя"… "Майка ми е вкъщи… аз ще се пораздвижа ще убия 50 боклука и ще махна тежестта"… sounds neutral, undifferent position. German languange is raw… rough language…



"Adolf Hotler”
“Meine Kampf”
“Ich bin”



Typical raw language… after all I am not as fucked up as the guy who has drank 24  Red Bulls…

COME ON…
HOW AWFUL IS YOUR LIFE GOING ON THAT YOU GOT SUCH A AGRESSIVE CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE
My max number is 5 drinks… And I am dead… he is 24 drinks..




Who the hell is finaciating that guy over there?
I have low budget… high incomes = more fucked up, screw persona…
I woman is in jail because of killing rapist… SORRY GIRLS BUT WE ALL TRIED TO BE NICE YOU FILTER US UP… BY REMOVING IS FROM YOUR CIRCLE SO MOST OF US DIDN’T HAD ANY OTHER CHOICES.. SO THEY BECAME RAPIST AND ALPHA MALES

He says
“Hey Devil”

Sorry… you got the wrong idea about my T-Shirt… okay we won’t debate mainly because of miss carriage of your intelligence has happen while your father was drubk and injected pipe in the hole. I AM SO SORRY THAT
YOU WEREN’T LUCKY WITH A SOBER DAD!

Comedy: Dick 2

By DeYtH Banger

Oh it’s fucking brutal… have you seen how gorls speak… they speak full orgasm and me …. I AM GOING FULL ON MASTURBATION!



People you got the wrong idea for homophob… being homophobic means feeling fear around homos not hatred… I HATE HOMOS… I DO NOT FEAR THEM!



This here the next segment is pretty rough one… just think about it… take pills… if you want go take a beer… pee… I don’t give a fuck… just have a mind the way you gonna look into stuff is going to change forever. I am going to throw easy one… as a start.. Wonen talk with “ohh…” and “ahhh”.. and other orgasmic noises while they talk in their language is hidden orgasm… unsatisfied orgasm… Wow… I am kinda a dumb piece of shit… I kinda ruin the night of ladies… like whole fucking man packages stalking girls… SO AWFUL!
Just give a chance the moment you grab salt and start pouring in your food is like a fucking jerk off mechanism… I know is pretty disturbing go watch a porn… go grab few bunch of dicks and go experiment… just go there… The way you hokd the phone is total dick and face kiss… It’s so disturbing and it doesn’t end here… the twerk moves on the dancing… Those shitty fuckers want dicks they have a new disease inserted in themselves “starvation of dicks…” The way you duck.. jump… I mean what should visualize… over there?




The fucker is inserting a dick - Duck
Then

The fucker is getting out this dick - Jump


The way you eat most food like Chinese… with your hands or even chicken food or whatever you have… most times looks like you are stealing out of a vaginal hole… fork… knife… spoon… eating out of a soup bowl like it’s coming out of a vaginal hole…
When you cheesy pick what you eat… it’s like going with your both hands in somebody ass and thinking that there are and other favors… which are much… much better.


SO SAD
FOOD GOT AWFUL STATUS RIGHT NOW

So let’s think about the pissing men… look at this guy… after few years he is going to be a proud father… already injected a pipe in a hole and definetly whole fucking food section menu goes into this fucking suage. When girl says “No” it means “Yes"… I got the definetly the wrong scenario for today.

People say the real guys are the orgasm clubs out of the fitness… I mean look the males… they make noises while exhale and inhale…. Typical male orgasm… SO HOW ABOUT FUCK OFF WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS OF MALE PERFECT CITIZEN… GO HOME… GRAB A BOTTLE OF MILK AND GO TO SLEEP… LIFE GOES AS FAR AS THAT

Comedy: Words 1

 By DeYtH Banger

So people who are heckling right now or against all stuff which I say.. do and hate me… GREAT
IT MEANS I HAVE STUFF ON WHICH TO WORK
OPTIMIST VIEW



PESIMIST
GO FUCKING RAPE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY THREE ONE BY ONE EACH BY EACH… INCH BY INCH I MEAN I DON’T CARE H9W GOOD YOU ARE
JUST REMEMBER PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU ALREADY WAS BY ITSELF A CREATOR

AND I AM NOT TALKIMG ABOUT ANY OTHER GUY THAN GOD… I AM LITTLE BIT SLOW READER WITH THE BIBLE… I JUST I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE OF BULLSHIT FAIRY TALES… I AM JUST
FUCKING JUST..
NOT OKAY WITH WASTING MY LIFE ON READING MADE UP SHIT



I like people who are suicidal, depressed… IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS MOST FOCUSED GROUP… BOTH NERV BREAKDOWNS ARE HIGH CALIBER FOCUS INTO “YOURSELF”



- “I am an awful person.”
- “I suck..”
- “I hate myself.”
- “People hate me…”
- “I suck as a fucking humanoid human being…”
- “I am threating people bad… which means I am worthless piece of shit…”

The cycle of negativity goes and goes it’s fun to watch somebody who is self-destructing himself…. IT’S HIGH FOCUS ONTO HIMSELF


Semen… let’s go with this… If you are reading this you are one of the sucessful tail fuckers… getting up to hole… most of you guys are dead… at the beginning it was like a whole nation and now is like 1 reaches the hole the other chilll fuckers are dieing like the war motherfuckers on the name of our leader.

Okay guys… it’s kinda rough shit… but I stayed holy 5 days in a christian center… I ended the whole trip the moment they told me…

Keep it in Bulgarian - notes
Stop being so edgy… insulting and offensive



SO LET ME GET ON THE FUCKING WHOLE POINT THOSE FUCKS KILL MY WHOLE ROUTINE + THEY SAID I CAN’T READ ANY OTHER BOOKS THAN THE BIBLE ALSO… LIMITED USE OF TECHNOLOGY
TV

….

GETTING UP WARLY IN THE MORNING AND THEY ALSO SAID THAT I AM SOME KINDA SLOB

A LAZY MOTHERFUCKER A GUY WHO WAS DOING WHAT HE WANTS





And I fucking left the whole fucking thing… first of all I am not a cavemen and sorry… I HAVE A LIFE…


Semen… walkimg around us… being among us and if you need to define humans by any way or meaning do it by using dick goes in the hole. It looks like a dumb sport from a first look but if you give it second look we are seeing sex….

Most comedians are as good as the fail taled mother fucker aka semen which tries to go to the hole… but somehow fails…


PROBABLY THE PROBLEM IS THAT SUCH LOW CALIBRATED MOTHERFUCKERS NEED MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER.


Wow… by product “semen"… I had in my notes when I was in the center "Showing off his semen colonies"… It was fucking too offensive that’s why it got rip off my notebook… also such terminology aka biology in the bible you can’t spot it… the bible is madd for the average and the poor nation not for the well educated people. If you are well educated person the last thing in your head is imaginary friend like God.

Semen is low calibrated hanging food… okay… by product of yousuck.com also author  of Semen is the most horrible recipe, Hey Homos stop canabalosim… You comedians suck… so try a cock.

Hair… I mean… just fucking imagine hair in the soup is fucking awful… seeing a hairy armpits… or pussy oh god… oh lord save me from the hell… It’s fucking awful… ut’s mainly because it creates sweat…

NO FUCKING PERSON INTERESTED IN INVESTING DICK FUCKING A CALORIE

THAT’S WHAT CALORIE IS!

Sex a human drive track to getting sucess

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What’s wrong with you bitch…?

What’s fucking wrong with you?
You are generaly having more sex than a males can havd in their lifetime… for what are you bitching about?



SHUT THE FUCK UP!


You women you know how to apply emotions… know what men think about… know what body language says and we males we suck!


When We are funerals we are ricks we look at the dead body and we are like “What’s wrong with this dude?”

Scientifically you women leave more than men… men keep in bottle their emotions… anger… agrression is a holy grail of cancer and tumor. We nen need to leatlrn how to read body language…



BECAUSE MOST OF US ARE BORN IN DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILES WHY DO YOU THINK THERE ARE MORE
MALE KILLERS, STALKERS… RAPIST

ALL THOSE FOLKS HAD IT ENOUGH AND TOOK THIS FUCKING GAME OF GOD IN THEIR HANDS

Sex… sword vs hole… I MEAN NOT A HUGE EVOLUTION STILL TGE SAME SPORT PLAYING AS GOD SAYS GO MULTIPLY… BUT DO NOT CHEAT… IR EVEN FUCK THE NEIGHBOR WIFE IR GIRLFRIEND… IT’S NOT WISE



Affairs are made just show progress in relationships… marriage they are made just to show the stronger bond. Lies cool thing… it’s definetly a sin… But if we take it seriously and say no more lies we are putting a whole evolution in front of a dead end road… which means we can’t fuction without lies we all need to lie… BIBLE IS A LIE… THE WHOLE FUCKING SEX WITH YOUR MOM WAS BUILD UPON A LIE… I CALL IT THE BAYBE STEP LIE…

You isolate the girl by using baybe steps up to home… if it was honesty even the whole group addict think won’t fuction… MAINLY BECAUSE HOW THIS SHITTY THING WILL FUCTION WITHOUT THE MADE UP SHIT GOD… HIGHER BEING


SORRY GUYS SUCH THING DOES NOT EXIST HERE IS MY ARGUMENT


“If you exist… you higher being … come over and start proving me that you exist show to the leople who doubt you… the truth… if not come over and give me a handjob… not with invading a host… but… you dear lord dear fucking asshole… come over.”


NO REPLIES
NO EVIDENCE


So fuck the whole lord shit!
People say that there is a high spirtual being, also known as God!

And what does stops this being a pervert?
After all in the bible is written we are made into his image… which means frim here God is a human + he is a man… not a woman.

The interesting part is that everybody sees in a different way God… we are not talking about enlightment we are talking about a whole fucking roll of mental disorder… We are talking about mental illness with different types of effects on each human…. I tried relationship… I want to be little honest on this topic… I don’t wan to sound hightly dysfunctional… It went as far aa 1 day relationship… left mainly becaise she was fucked up.. I tried cyber relationship… It went well until I got a comment.



SHE SUCKS
SHE IS UGLY
SHE AWFUL


By friends… so my actions were like… immediately  fuck off and I left het… I just tried


“In the next 60 seconds you are my girlfriend…
- It was awful… I got thing like "No Thank you"…
I have tried to be less creepy and more fun guy but people see me as a guy on drugs + "High Five” went like…

Immediate… fast walking and lwfting me with the note “No…No"…


Nice Guys creepy … bad and rude people great guys…


ONE THING I AM GOING TO SAY
LIFE SUCKS

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Nation can be kill by words… over and over and over but not by the letters but the meanings and the context attached to them.

Macedonian language sucks, we started tge whole debate so let’s move on God sucks mainly because repeation… shit written with main goal manipulation… and why in first place we need bible to be good people and feel good about ourself. When bible after all is the most horrible recipe for “feel good”. It’s full of chaos!


Sexting is something which happens we need to be open minded and in the same those inner girl insticts of a girl about who is “predator” and who “is not"… Are most time bullshit and also there are people who want more creative sexting messages.


Alcohol let’s talk about this… less offended!



BE FUCKING LESS OFFENDED



Most people are born… and right now here in this moment because of lie which has grown into being drunk and having sex without condom. Most things happen accidentally… but people say "God” did it … how about go grab few jews … grab whole group of orthodox fucks and start fuck and spanking them… CLEAR OUT FOR THE WHOLE ARGUMENT


“Jesus Died for our sins… future and past…”
“God id good and there is devil…”


Put your fucking God in your pee hole as for future and past sins … GO FUCK THE WHOLE FUCKING GENRE


THIS ORTHODOX WANTS ME TO TELL HIM JOKES… OH COME ON… I AM NOT A MONKEY ON STRINGS… OKAY… YOU CAN’T EXPECT IN THE WHOLE FUCKING MORNING GREAT PUNCHLINE… AND WELL FORM JOKES… PUT THIS FUCKING DLIP ZIP BULLSHIT IN YOUR ASS


“I was like you… you are definetly too drugged with redpill…”

“I was”… bullshit go fuck yourself those manipulative seed planting shit won’t work here.



YOU ARE TODAY HERE BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING ALCOHOLIC FATHER… YUP WE ARE GOING TOTAL STRAIGHT WIPE OUT GAYS… OKAY…

People gonna hate me on this shit… too much dosed on redpill..
That’s how I am described


Crazy
Provocative
Edgy
And
Right Now Bad Influence


How about go killl yourself?
You pathetic piece of shit… I am so much enthusiastic.…so what your mom is the same bitch…  She was over energetic… mentally fucked up… and definetly when she was calling the police she did it because she is a cunt.


I hate the whole idea of people spreading around their semen…and fucking girls just too pass to the next gemstic poll… Why my dad is dead?


Easy question, first of all I won’t answer… second of all fuck you that you didn’t god your early updates. My dad killed himself mainly because he fpund the proficiemt percentafr of me succeeding as a male figure… THUS DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FOUND OUT AND FUCKING FIGURE OUT THE WHOLE LOGISTICS…


People get depress from the truth… like certain type of edgy behavior… not all but certain type of… in certain percentage… LIFE SUCKS
OKAY… YOU NEED TO PLANT THIS FUCKING SEED IN YOUR HEAD


Here is the thing we gonna get far and edgy most comedians sucks… our American President is out of a playboy magazine.

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If you are liar… you going into the fucking hell hole ….. I don’t give a fuck are you religious or not. If you get offended or over sensitive… and you get easily offended….


COME ON FUCKER
DON’T YOU READ THE MESSAGE… COMEDY IS NOT FOR YOU

GO TO YOUR FUCKING MOMMY


People are undifferent… ugly… all of them have problem… there are one of the fancy one humans who say if you not selling you can’t sum up… people… yes… I can… YES I CAN

If you drunk… alcoholic… self-esteem issues… drugs… that for sure dpesn’t make you noney expert investor or even a judge sorry but fpr president you won’t be taken.

There are people who start to tell stories there was a guy with obstacles and obsession.. then he started meeting girls with the same name over and over and over… OKAY FUCK THIS GUY AND HIS OBSESSION
WHAT HE IS A A GUY WITH SERIOUS ISSUES!
Fuck people’s hobbies… fuck people interest.. because they ain’t indivuduals but masses.




I just said to drug addicts put into a drink of a girl… excatazy.. it’s date rape and they said you went too far… You can’t say that!

I went to near and definetly fuck off you jackoff why?



Low calibrated… low degradable… bitch! Come on stop masturbating you gonna get vision and teeth problems… Losing vision and defibetly teeth!

You can google it up… you can step it up once in your life you angry lottle midgets always wanting and desiring to know and learn but as always failing with the start. I got misophonia which means I get easily annoyed by people who eat and breath loudly… chew loudly and let’s re-shape it… rewire it and re-design it I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT


Let’s make it fun and complex after life is all about this… Making it complex.. not simple…

We overstress
We overdepress
We overthink
We overeat



We always make easy shit into complex so that’s how it starts the case of the serial killer drinking blood of animals, injecting into hinself blood from animals…. We are talking about holy spirit mirscle ..  let’s say God exist for tge sake of the argument and look what freak has joined the show?

DID YOU KNOW THAT Ted Bundy had a chance to be a Governor… Even if you don’t know that just keep lights on BECAUSE BTK killer was an alarm installer guy… Look how fucked up is the guys we think and pay to secure are the same freaks who desire our wirst destiny… I won’t blame society… I will blame Government they have low budget of financing freaks aka Serial Killers.

Nothing makes it more interesting than finding out that there is “Dating Game Killer” and nothing more kills the arousal of attraction when we wonen give the  wrong signals to the wrong guys.

I started searching meaning in life out of  jerk off and masturbating and semen digestion… I went as far as reading Dacraphilia is arousal from tears..  not from the motive but fron the process to pop out of your tears… Somebody gets hard-on why somebody is sad and that’s how God creates Drama and Tragedy in this playground.
Spectrophilia is the moment you believe ghost can rape you and get hard ons from invisible things… We are talking about whole new fucking level of lunatic.
Actromophilia I thought about this thing about fucking a girl with no legs..  or no hands..  because out of statistic standpoint… but so far there is a whole illness you get aroused from stump of amputee and it’s called Actromophilia.
Zoophilia we got… we got Melisophilia bot are shitty doses… The one is attraction to animals the others to insects…

YEAH GOD MADE A MISTAKE
THAT WHAT I CAN SAY AND I THINK RIGHT NOW ABOUT

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We got people who get hard on from blood poping out of vagina and nothong stops arousal than the moment you see the progress goes higher mainly because Emetophilia … is the moment you get arousal from vomit…


How somebody read the bible?
Oh great… it’s a free book… easy acess but here is the thing bullshit.. come on… You talking with passionate about God.. How fucked up are you?
Bible sounds like it’s the most traumatic story + it’s written by various authors by itself … Self-serving bullshit story…. Also it’s writen by a author out of a psychoward.
Imagine that you are somebody’s wife… one day he decides to kill you and make you into soup to feed the homeless… that’s what did a guy who thought of himself as Jesus.
She was sucking my wood of honor..
When God sees one of those anorexic weak man having sex he says:


“Haven’t you died already yet…Come on motherfucker.”


If you want to kill yourself… make it fun and memorable… we got merobilia and are you going to call me?


Does this guy still like me? - Females
Is the girl ready for fuck? - Male



Sex… sex… tits… boobs… asss….Sex… sex… tits… boobs… asss….
Sex… sex… tits… boobs… asss….Sex… sex… tits… boobs… asss….Sex… sex… tits… boobs… asss….Sex… sex… tits… boobs… asss…. - Male Society




So yup it’s nothing more fun than to jump into a volcano full of lava, go fucking do it… ANOTHER FANTASTIC FOUR IS IN ABOUT TO COME… LAVA MEN… THE NEW MARVEL HERE AND DEFINETLY HUGE HOOK UP ON DELTA FORCE SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT MARVEL TEAM TO ME

There are and others way locking up yourself in the refrigerator..… WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MR. FREEZE RIGHT HERE!



Locking up yourself into a chimney… FUCKING SANTA CLAUS FREEZE MODE
Drinkings vats of beer.. YUP GO FOR IT… LOW DOEN THE FUCKING PAIN LOCK DOWN EMOTIONS… WORTHLESS PIECE OF ATTRACTION LIKE YOU IS LAST ON THE LIST OF MEMBERS TO STAY ALIVE

Killing yourself bty using retorts of broken glass… WE ARE TALKING ABOUT NEW MARVEL SHITTY HERO.. SHAZAM SHITTY CHARACTER… IRON FIST - HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WRITTING DOWN FEW SUICIDE NOTES?



We talking about total resistance with persistence rule as first srep in this here suicide method boring down drills in your head. Strangulation of hair… COKE ON FUCKER AT LEAST ONCE TIME SUPRISE ME… REALLY YOUR LAST THING IS A TYPICAL CLICHE?
By exploding a stick of dynaminete in their mouth… WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE ROOTS OF “ALAH AKBAR” Ritual. Similar as the masturbating season.. depressed… and low calibrated fuck. By swallowibg underwear on the leash there is new kinda fetish walks in packages with death wish.
By walking in fromt of cars, train, subways, trucks and buses… WE ARE TALKING FULL TRAUNA ON + THIS FUCK REALLY TO CONFIDENT TO STAY ALIVE

God loves fucking around… the best argument for God if you are alive stop bullshitting others.
I am curious.. I lost my virginity and morbidly fucked up.

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It’s a brilliant way… a brilliant end… think about it but fuck you… I am not interested into bumping up her energy emotions so to feel good… sorry you dear fuck.. AIN’T PLAYIN THIS GAME.

“Come On”



Yeah… we know your daddy issues with your mom… always come on..
And come on… weak libido and never sure where insert the plug…. Just do not pull off this lousy trick on me.. okay?
Your problems… your thing!



“If a child loses their fingertip, it may sometimes grow back (nail, bone and all), though without a fingerprint.”

“New Zealand will deny people residency visas if they have too high of a BMI. There have been documented cases of individuals being denied entry due to their weight.”



I had just went to show and they were saying… be fun… be fucking fun guy… I AM GOING … I AM TRYIN… AND HE SAYS HAVE YOU STARTED… YES…
HE SAID DO THE FUCKING SAME ROUTINE

I hate when shit happens… my  girlfriend wanted in great fucking details about the whole fucking show… I AM LIKE NOBODY IS PAYING + NOBODY SAID MEMORIZE THE SET OKAY?
NOBODY DID THAT… NOBODY DID SAID THAT I HAVE SHIT WRITTEN DOWN AND I ALWAYS PLAY IT OFF… GO OVER THE EDGE BELOW THE SURFACE… COME ON… FOLLOW THE FUCKING MATERIAL

One homeless guy came and started talkimg to me…

He: Hey…hello
I am like I know what dude is here for and start rambling shit
Me: Believe in Jesus there is salvation
He: I know… so I am… here and I wanted
I know where this bullshitter us going and COME GUYS HE IS GUILTY AS CHARGE… HE CAME HE STARTED THE WHOLE THING… IT WASN’T ONE OF THOSE OF MY SPECIAL CASES WHERE I FUCK WITH PEOPLE FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Me: Yeah I got close …
He: Gets bit nervous…
He: So I wanted tell you I need food
Me: Yup… thanks I know that that’s why I am going home thanking for caring so much about me.
He: No… I mean I need money
Me: Yes I know… that  I need money… give me some
He: I need money for food
Me: Oh you got food for me?

What I did was basical principle of deflecting shit… I USED HIS SHIT ONTO HIM

I tried sex blowjob I felt the teeth it was an awful unplesant experience. They want more and more I FUCKING FORGOT MY FUCKING TOOLS

JUDGING AND SLUT SHAMING NOWADAYS IS AWFUL BUT STILL BEING THAT GUY… IT’S THE GUY WHO GETS THE REWARDS PUSSIES… ASSES AND THE OTHER JUST WATCH… THAT’S THE DIFFERENCES… YOU ARE PARTICIPANT… AND OTHERS ARE SPECTATOR MODE


WHAT’S WOTH THE SAME JOKE… GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU WEAK MINDED FUCK


I have heard the gilf… which is with granny is without teeth blowjob and it’s great… this bitch soon from deepthroat and deep fucking gonna get heart attack and you are fucking her from the pure levels of excitement.

70% of the reports of homosexuals have confessed that 50% of them have tried stabing atleast once their partner… which mean they have tried to pit the meat anal… but still looks like a perfect crime, kill but failing miserably.

Heterosexuals 8 partners have in their lifetime… because socially they suck as group of people and homos got between 20 and 106… I know that homis are deeply depressed fucks also probably socially bad creatures but if statistics  are right their are fucking winning this round 1 for homo and 0 for hetero… THIS HERE IS ABOUT THE NEW MARVEL SUPERHEROES!



Homosexuality… is sexual behavior which is repressed it can occur while on drugs or drunk in an orgy setting. We are talking alexactly about your fucking friends one of them is trying to be hetero failing home easily being that persona and secretly  wants to bend you over and fuck you.  THIS IS REPRESS HERO!

I don’t know what’s the fetish woth sucking a pipe 60% of you get gonorrhea… and 17 siphies… and probably few of you or most of you get fucked up and screw up black intestine which means you are 20 years old but your pants are like 80 years old fuck… pissed and poops in pants… NOTHING MORE THAN APPROVAL OF GOD
YOU ARE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!



“Homosexuals live unhealthy lifestyles, and have historically accounted for the bulk of syphilis, gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, the "gay bowel syndrome” (which attacks the intestinal tract), tuberculosis and cytomegalovirus (27).73% of psychiatrists say homosexuals are less happy than the average person, and of those psychiatrists, 70% say that the unhappiness is NOT due to social stigmatization (13).25-33% of homosexuals and lesbians are alcoholics (11).“

- Yeah… yeah I get it being a lesbian is role-play game… being a gay is game of nothing continueing genes and making your parents disappointed…



"SO MOM… I FEEL THE NEED SOMEBODY ELSE DICK TO BE AROUND MY MOUTH AND ASS AND DEFINETLY I LIKE MALES… FEMALES SUCK…”




You are unhappy nostly males mainly because you suck semen and puonsh of semen… As for lesbians probably playing with blackholes isn’t as exciting As we think it is… once you got few holes… you get bored!



“50% of suicides can be attributed to homosexuals (10).Dr. Daniel Capron, a practicing psychiatrist, says, "Homosexuality by definition is not healthy and wholesome. The homosexual person, at best, will be unhappier and more unfulfilled than the sexually normal person” (10). For other psychiatrists who believe that homosexuality is wrong, please see National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality.“



- FACTS YOU DEAR FUCKS WILL BEAT UP TO THE GROUND YOU CAN’T GO AGAINST FACTS YOU COULD GOT FEW DICKS BIT THE TRUTH THAT YOU ARE MORE SUICIDAL THAN EVER… GO SWALLOW THE PILL OF "I SUCK…”

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Homos are like the brain deficiency kids… they got a specific shape.. they do not put it on the right place. Rectangle gets to rectangle… which means you don’t go hace sex with the same gender you search in the other gender the same shape… THE GUY STARTS INSERTING THE PLUG INSIDE OF THE SAME CREATURE… TYPE LIKE HIM


NOTHING MORE THAN ANOTHER RETARD

God hates them for reason they smell bad, they sweat… nothing sexy about stoic fuck and right now sucking a pipe full of kids… come on those fucks need to be lock and loaded… we need to start killing the kid eater race. Homos get in  more relationships than straight people.
Hey, black fuck stop licking your lips it’s so awful!

I feel awful…


“Goodbye.. goodbye… goodbye”
Heckling from the crowd… IT’S GOD IT’S SOMETHING NEW THIS SHIT… NEW SHIT ON THE FUCKING MARKET



“Your father didn’t said to your mom Goodbye… he said "Hello” and they he fucked her and then freaks like you joined the show.“


Journalist do not care about you… they show package of enotions, nust for the sake if manipulation + to search sensation…. They want this shit on tge market!

"Fuck You”
Shout loud… fucking shout loud… then
Nothing more bothers you than the attached bundle package of shit… and meaning to bad shit… this is what adds up to your misery…


Depress and stay home… you are not funny

Okay fuck off… you stuttered fuck!

“11 million people were killed during the Holocaust (1.1 million children). 6 million of those victims were Jewish. Other groups targeted by the Nazis were Jehovah’s Witnesses, homosexuals, disabled people, and Roma.”

- This is call strategy!

“In Soviet prisons, homosexuals suffered all kinds of humiliations. The homosexual prisoners were forced to sleep next to the latrines, to perform the worst tasks of the prison, to eat separately from the other prisoners, and to offer sexual favors to other prisoners or guards to avoid beatings and rapes. ”

- We got a seller… marketter!


“In his paper “The Behavioral Immune System (And Why It Matters),” Schaller notes that the behavioral immune system is a “crude line of defense” against the pathogens that may affect human health. Humans are hypersensitive to diseases and harmful agents that may be present, which triggers psychological responses. People with chronically heightened sensitivity are more likely to feel disgusted, and, therefore, outraged, by the people around them. Those who are more gregarious in their social life are in blissful ignorance of their increased likelihood of getting sick.

For example, sensitivity to the behavioral immune system is at play when someone has an outsized reaction to breaking the conventions of sexual norms, because sexual contact has the possibility of leading to illness. They’re responding to years of human existence where sex could lead to some pretty bad stuff.

“When people feel more vulnerable to infection, they are more likely to encourage other people to conform to existing traditions, and also are themselves more likely to conform to majority opinion,” Schaller says. “Disgust (which serves as a kind of emotional cue connoting potential vulnerability to infection) is also associated with more conservative and political attitudes.””


“Because immunological defence against pathogens is costly and merely reactive, human anti-pathogen defence is also characterized by proactive behavioural mechanisms that inhibit contact with pathogens in the first place. This behavioural immune system comprises psychological processes that infer infection risk from perceptual cues, and that respond to these perceptual cues through the activation of aversive emotions, cognitions and behavioural impulses. ”

“Humans and other animals have a long history of living in proximity to parasitic organisms—bacteria, viruses, helminths—that cause infectious diseases. This proximity imposed substantial selection pressures on ancestral populations, resulting in many different adaptations that, in a variety of ways, mitigate the potential fitness costs posed by these pathogens. Most obviously, there evolved the sophisticated suite of physiological mechanisms that define immunological defence systems, which are designed to detect the presence of pathogens within the body and, when detected, to mobilize physiological responses that encapsulate, kill or otherwise eliminate these pathogenic intruders. ”

“In recent years, the behavioural immune system has received considerable attention in the study of human behaviour, with an emphasis on the specific psychological mechanisms (pertaining to attention, perception, cognition and emotion) that guide human behaviour. Much of this work has focused on one specific emotion—disgust—that is associated with disease-avoidance behaviour, on the specific kinds of perceptual things that elicit disgust, and on the specific circumstances under which a disgust response is either exaggerated or reduced …”

I started reading an article about studying behavior people getting upset and offended by jokes I got nowhere… it is like those I read from the news I think I gonna get smarter and clever… I finish it and my IQ stays the same numbers… the same with sports…

IF YOU ARE SPORTS FAN KILL YOURSELF
OH MY MISTAKE
I MEAN YOU ARE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
KILL YOURSELF
NOPE MY MISTAKE
BEER TALKING

That’s what pick up artist use to mask up there sexual interest… negs… teases and even we can see out there geeks and nerds succeeding with tge women race. When I found out … I FELT PURE DEEPER ANGER… LET’S DRAIN TGIS MOTHERFUCKERS

Those fuckers are the same game fantatics with the cheating codes and knowing every detail and secret… they are going against God… I feel great that once I go hand in hand with God. It little startles me… Can he execute a handjob… does he have two hands or he has three?
How much?
I have seen girls which operate with their habds pretty well!

Do not lie to me
Do not lie to yourself

You are here because your life sucks… women tend to be less funnt than males structured and ready females to laugh at males jokes… males don’t laugh at females jokes… abd let’s cut the chase the way a woman laugh it’s a show up experience of orgasm… closed eyes… open mouth… GOD IS STARTING TO YANK THIS FUCKERS

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Nothing strikes me more than pedophiles those fuckers are having more and more sex we need to judge them by the bible…

Greedy MotherFuckers
Sick and Evill

They die in hell


Pedo-philies, it’s near to philosophy wird but still it’s a strong word… pedo is like a rank definetly that. But to be honest I got the whole thing wrong… like most of you hunans… fragile and innerly fucked up. Pedophiles is type of expertise. Thing about it!


Grannies cool word for the eldery and unwanted partners for sex as younger fucks we want to fuck our moms and rare occansions  there are cases of guys wanting to fuck grannies… I STILL NEED TIME TO SUM UP THIS WHOLE SHIT IN PORNSITES WE CAN SEE WHOLE ROLL BUNCH OF THEM… FUCKING ELDERY

The more life fucks you over the more innerly dimensionally screw up you get. To go fuck your granny you need full package of scrutiny.

Grannies get less fucked manly because they are the freaks of the show… they are like bouncers, they can secure the gates and few times get lucky and get few dicks out there.
Ask the old guy… why he is yellin!
The ugly bitch wants cock and he is not getting erected or even interested to fuck her… because look her… if you are man… this is the last man on the plannet you want fuck.



Still bothers me gilf fetish… not foot fetish… but eldery few times I was total on to fuck this lifeless bitch…

Think about it… now … then later… don’t put it for later as most cases you win’t never do it later. It’s a “later” syndrome… Probably using the same words… probably again driffting around shit which I have already been around… but whatever…

“Retard” is more nicer word than “moron” and “idiot”… people are fragile… nobody wants to get offended everyone wants to get laugh…
That’s what’s society is…

“Vegan fucks”, you can’t get this one let’s start with the orgadm noises males  make at gym… I have seen what sounds males make while they make love…

IT’S AWFUL
It’s like gorilla… sweatty… hairy gorrilla… but Evolution says it has got intelligence. Look those fucks… called humans bodies of animals after few crazy nights with


- Drugs, Alcohol, Party

In roll
Over and over


We can addd up and prostitutes and strip dancers… and strip clubs… let’s make it fun… isn’t this the holy fuck dream of every fucking human?
And bible as always knows the future and says doing that puts you in hell…

ON SECOND THOUGHT
I AM GOING IN HELL
MORE FUN PLACE!

Vegan fucks… I haven’t forgotten them… I went above and below them, I tried to middle them… point them… stare at them and really… fucking really I am trying to get right and put to all limits… no further ado…

Vegans are people who do not eat meat… THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO BE BURN…

I AM MEAN WHAT’S ALL WITH THIS DIETS EAT HEALTHY… DO NOT EAT WHAT YOU WANT… DO NOT EAT MEAT…

You are taking too seriously this life…

GOD DOES NOT EXIST
Nobody will judge you afterlife… probably tge guy with a small fish inside his dick peehole will try to judge you… but nor other.

Comedy: Words 9

By DeYtH Banger



If we gonna play game… let’s play it right some people say that gals just test men for masculinity… and it’s innerly builded up in them. But sorry for ruining your fantasy… if this shit is planted in auto mode then why males suck?
And it’s theur way of saying socially… “I am not a bitch…”, but YES YOU ARE!

Men who add up in sentences when they talk most times with girls, parasites like:



“Excuse Me”
“Please”
“Can You”


Sentences which make them seem like they are crowd pleaser, FUCKING CROWD PLEASER


GO FUCKING GROW SOME BALLS YOU PATHETIC LOW CABEABLE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT




It’s  getting pathetic
It’s sad
Come on with such type of behavior you can go get animals not women… WOMEN WANT MEN AND STILL IT STRIKES ME AUTHETINCITY



WHAT FUCKS ME OVER NOWADAYS IS THIS WORD “AUTHETIC"… BE THAT… GO WITH … DON’T TRY TO BE OTHER… DON’T SHOW OFF TOO MUCH… BE NICER


OKAY HERE IS THE THING..  I AM NOT FROM MENTAL INSTUTION, I DON’T HAVE PERSONALITY DISORDER.… AS FOR SHOW OFF YOUR FATHER WAS A HOLY FUCK OF SHOW OFF SORRY FOR BEING SO HONEST… BUT STILL WHY DO I NEED TO EXCUSE MYSELF…


I AM NOT A NARROW DOWN PATHETIC PRICK
Be yourself… yes I am trying that… I was honest yiu started laughing have you gave a thought to what you are laughing… you sick freaks?
I was trying to be positive and polite…. It went as far as sarcastic and arrogant…

"Sorry”

You homo!? Cut the vivid bullshit your father was straight and now you go and eat out of pipes if happiness?
How fucked up you are?
Don’t tell me that you are straight…  I hear and see how you take, move… gesture… don’t throw me the crap that you  ain’t homo… YES YOU ARE



YOU FATHER NEGLECTED PSYCHO FUCK NEVER FELT SORRY AFTER ALL INTERNAL INFINITIVE GUILT ON EVOLUTION STAND POINT CHILLING WITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL… GETTING CHANCE TO PUT A SWORD INSIDE THE BLACK HOLE


Everything which you about to read is new… and new… nowhere to be seen… is holy fuck new material. I have been put with those pick up guys, they are social situtational manipulators… I don’t make up shit… it’s true… Did you know that people can sue you for entering their pesonal space?
I don’t make up shit up, I wish I could make up shit like this out if my ass by sorry, I can’t do that. So imagine fucking a vagina …. Touching a female body until she decides…



I AM GOING SUE THIS MOTHERFUCKER
LITTLE SNAP
THEN CRACK
THEN TRY TO WHIPE YOUR ASS AS GOOD AS HIDING YOURSELF FROM YOUR FUTURE MOLESTERS.

I wish I could be a manipulator, but I am not… still I like the people who die from cancer and tumor… IT’S LIKE GOD SAYING LOVE YOU WITH PERMENANT AND LIFE THREATENING ACCESSORIES
Imagine talking to a girl… having a touch… hug… a conversation… going almost where she lives the more you leave it for other day the more you gonna get lower and lower chances of meeting… THE IRONY YOU NEED INVESTMENT FROM HER AND IF IT’S POSSIBLE EVEN AND TO FORCE IT… IF YOU DON’T HAVE THAT SORRY GUYS… YOUR CGANCES ARE AS GOOD AS WATCHING YOUR MOM WHILE YOUR FATHER FUCKS HER OVER AND EVEN HE SAYING… “CONE ON THE BOARD TO FUCK HER”
IT JUST NEVER HAPPENS… IT COULD HAPPEN… WHICH REMINDS ME “NEVER” SAY “NEVER”.

“Arrogance”

- That’s how clear mind sounds of… less tocicity and honest with deep sharp edge…


“Rape”

- The bitch is beginng for it… FUCK YOUR INVISIBLE GOD… IS TIME FOR FUN… SEX FUN… RAPE COOL AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?

Comedy: Words 10

By DeYtH Banger



I got sadder… my week sucks. “So Hey Hello”…, I am pretty lost into my material… “I am addicted… I got addictions…” I am from AN which means… Anal Norms… I am going to poop myself up… Sometimes people use and make up words “да го факаш”… or “да го шитнем”…Then they make it sound add up a meaning like this word  has been around for a long time.



“Language”



- It’s hook which I am going to use…:



French - The most gayish language… it’s the language of homo… if you are man and speaking very passionately french… IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE A GAY

DON’T WORRY IT WAS BETWEEN ME AND YOU RIGHT NOW AND AFTER FEW SECONDS… MINTUTES AND LONG FUCKING HOURS IT’S BETWEEN ME… YOU AND THE WHOLE FUCKING AUDIENCE



German - Language of dominance that’s the language which real men, speak… focus on the words “Heil"…  "Mein Kampf” “Schrawz” it sounds pretty dominant… but this language doesn’t mask anything and fuck your sloggan…



“I AM COMPENSATING”


- Language which is wirking with stole English words and Bulgarian


Bulgarian - Cry it out loud… this language is failing all it’s potential… since the whole fucking creation… existence… I DON’T GIVE A FUCK OF THE GUY WHO HAS CREATED THE LANGUAGE OR THE HOMO COUPLES… BEARDED HOMOS… ANOREXIC BEARDED FUCKS…

THE LANGUAGE IS POOR OF VIBE… WASTED TIME AND NO EMOTION WHAT SO EVER

I mean… nowadays… I FEEL SO HOPLESS AND EXPRESSLESS… I STARTED TURNING THE WHOLE PROBLEM ON ME… BUT IT’S ON THEM… THOSE POOR… WORTHLESS HOMO COUPLE…



Russian - Nothing near to bulgarian language… because is most awful vommiting sounding language… ever created by Humans…


Anal Norms - I am still curious how does look a peeson who is addicted… or has got addiction problems in Arab … Turkey and as overall muslim countries is there are guy who goes like:

“I have problems… my moms hates me… and I Feel the need to blow myself with c4.”



Or

“Look men… I have had sleepless nights… I have never fuck, I am clean as fuck but still I want attention… I have deficit problem… I HAVE NEEDS WHICH NEED TO BE MET… LIKE BLOWING MYSELF UP.”

or

“Guys… life is awful… I HAVE AS FAR EXPECTIONS… AS FUCKING 20-30 VIRGINS… AND I AM THINKING ABOUT MYSELF UP.”


So sad guys… most comedians suck… the other part go over the top… out of limits, below the belt. So here is my honesty thrown at you… People who watch sports… they do it mainly because their life sucks… they idealise other men, because that’s their inner homo instinct and still the fat guy with the fat torso and the giant crouch area… is nothing more than one of those shitty fucksrs with giant dicks and balls. Those sports maniacs are worthless piece of shits!
Here I am for one thing not lie… not to make up shit… but focus on you… you are here because your life sucks… clear as that… clouds = clarity. Some people come here tell you stuff and fuck around with that me… I GET REAL SHIT PUT IT HERE…



Have you heard about emotional manipulation?
This is the thing pick up nerds do to get girls in the bed, the guy on TV to sell you a prodyct, the fucking waitress… smiles the main goal to keep you comfy the shit doesn’t end here…


I WAS HOPING THE PUNCHLINE TO DRY OUT AND TO DIE RIGHT NOW… RIGHT HERE… BUT SO WRONG


THE HOMELESS FUCK  WAS CRYING… WHICH KEANS CAPABLE OF EXPRESSING EMOTIONS STARTED MANIPULATING THE CROWD… SADNESS PROVOKES EMPATHY AND COMPASSION

I REWARDED THE FUCK BECAUSE OF THE MAIN PROCESS OF THE SOCIAL MANIPULATION

Comedy: Words 11

 By DeYtH Banger


I am giving here money just to keep up the fucking material on and also to make more and more of this shit… I MEAN IT WILL BE GREAT TO CALL HER FAMILY… MEMBERS… HER  FRIENDS AND ALL IF THEM TRY CRY BECAUSE THE KIDDO GOT A CANCER IN HIS MOUTH
GREAT
THAT’S GREAT MATERIAL.
. I CAN’T MAKE MY MATERIAL SENSITIVE AND DARK + TO SHOW OFF WITH GOD’S ACESSORIES
SORRY FOLKS… I AM NOT SO PRIVILIGED



The slogan behind “PUA” is “I know how to properly manipulate girls emotions…” Stop with the bullshit “I care for her” - No You don’t “I love her” - Nope, Wrong again… fucking wrong again… double wrong… you don’t like her… you fucking don’t love her… you are there because of what she got on the market…
“I really got feelings for her…”, “I think she is the right girl?”




WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING FAIRY TALE DID YOU READ?
Pick up artist is like a stick with disorders… when and why to put my other personality out… they are totally mentally fucked up creatures.

We got PUA’S with condoms in their pocket which means they are self-centered biggots.



“Hard to Get”

What’s with this barrier bullshit… I AIN’T PLAYIN THIS GAME 15 FLAKES… 20… I GOT A LIFE I DON’T HAVE ANY TYPE OF MISSION OF WASTE MY FUCKING LIFE

SORRY I DON’T HAVE THAT SORT OF GOALS

I still don’t get it… I AM PRETTY FUCKED UP… I CAN’T GET FREE PUSSY AND RIGHT NOW… I CAN’T DO OTHER PEOPLE’S MISTAKES?
ALSO IN THE SAME TIME I PAY TO FICK AND MY LIFE GETS ON THE CHOPPING BOARD OF GETTING LOST?

FROM DISEASES?
HOLY COW
HOLY GOD


God hates cheaters!
That’s all folks… nor less… it’s all!


But still prostitutes shaming?
Really?
You finish too fast?
You are too tall?


WHAT THE HELL?
DIDN’T I  CAME HERE ONLY BECAUSE I GOT SELF-ESTEEM PROBLEMS + THIS THEORY OF FUCKING AND PICKING UP WOMEN SOUNDS SO ALIENATING AND ANXIETY BUSTER BUILDER


“Holidays”


We need them… go grabakid.com… go Fuck Your Mom as for total must to read book, it’s nothing more fun than to se the mid section race the average families dudes… thinking that their rich they got credits out… they go get money from banks and after a while they are huge debt most if them… die from suicide the other part die from their own alcohol+ vommit.


HOW TO GET ON STAGE?

Get on fucking therapy you sick pick!
How to deal with girls and to be less anxious?
Stop being beta go pay for pussy to muster up some confidence and self-esteem… it’s not your fault that you are fucked up and screw up


AS WE CAN SAY
PAY TO GET SOME


For me being an nerd is awful, why?

Glasses… anxiety plus life … stress plus life… heart rate plus life… THIS IS TIC TAC… BOMB…Almost o ln the way to explode. Look guys… If I am thinking about killing myself I am going to read the Richard Dawkins Book about the selfish genes.

People are selfish they talk about the shit they know… they brag about how life has give tgem the wrong market value….

IT’S TYPICAL SURVIVAL TACTIC
IF YOU FUCK ME YOU GET THIS VALUE PRINCIPLES
IF NOT YOU LOSE THAT


FUCKING IS ALL ABOUT STATUS GAME.… SURVIVAL AND GETTING VALUE THE MORE YOU FUCK THE MORE VALUE YIU GOT ON THE MARKET?

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 By DeYtH Banger


As overall I HATE WOMEN AWFUL SIDED PIECES OF CRAP.


If I start crying like a baybe or start making child noises at my age… I DEFINETLY GOING TO A MENTAL INSTUTION THE REASON IS NOT MATURE ENOUGH AND DEFINETLY NEED SOCIAL CALIBRATION


Which at first side goes as selling myself on the cheapest price, no it’s not funny it’s awful.

I am honest… correct… always on time and clean the trash out and I can’t get credit?



WHAT THE HELL?

Basical example of fully deformed creature!
Fucking an ugly girl it’s called inner psycholigical mental illness… it’s total insane… you are mentally fucked up.


The idea of pick up is go on and move on and go next that’s abrutly  shortcut motto…


HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF!
MY LIFE IS NOT ALL ABOUT BEING AND ANGRY BUBLE
IT’S NOT A QUITE SET OF… GO FUCK ME OVER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE




I am still on the market thinking about selling my parents on the long run… waste time shitty pile of shit on the short turn it’s like Gabriel hard on dick… macho… muscular guy… going on fitness being healthy.


I HOPE THOSE FOLKS DIE FROM BLOOD SHORTAGE


Ego queeen the screw up thing about those set of people is that their ego goes as far as narcissistic behavior, acting out selfish and ready to manipulate full on. We talk about live when we the truth of the matter is process of manipulation, we go get married because most of you have attacent issues we are not talking about the doctor PHIL awful books or another self-help junkie book we are talking about the true issue of the problem.

When the dog while pooping looks you right in your fucking eyes, it’s called insecurity… it’s called level of akwardness…
The same of bitches which qualify themselves they are doing it… in the name of insecurity…THEY ARE FUCKING INSECURE

Nothings pumps her ego and boost up her self-esteem than a low standard fuck… this is theory okay… fuck me right in the eyes… but still no tongues.




What I want is to fuck fatso ..… fat bitch .. while I FUCK HER… TO SEE how her fatty acods, lard and the cup of calories are moving all in sync. It’s well balanced sex… like most diets…
When she touches my dick or jerk offs me… her fat glitchy hands are doing a the fucking work.

IT’S JERK OFF
MODE



What’s with whores after sex smoking and slowly killing themselves, what’s with piercing you hate yourself so much that you start punishing yourself with making holes in your body?
Women fuck… have sex… they can do it always as much as they want… in other side of the deck… men are fucked up…

With hard on dick… there is not beauty in it + they have rarely sex unpaid… and most sex is paid and if they have probably they have gone little too far.


If you fuck beauty, it means that you like yourself and you want to treat yourself in a good way.
Fucking fat girls, here the problems are that you have too much problems and you are ready to fuck your problems.
Fucking ugly girl, trying to have sex with yourself in front of the mirors.
Homos, here is the thing stop with sword hitting… it’s unnatural  and it’s the most dusturbing image you can see.

Okay… okay fucking stop with clapping and applause… I GET IT
ON THE TOPIC… I AM NOT A SUCESSFUL PERSON

When you talk to women there is calibrate mode which means in the mood in which she is the way she moves… that’s to what you need to adapt yourself and the conversation.



The comfort she has the more she speaks… the more low caliber hooks you  use  the more you start killing the conversation…


AND PLEASE REMIND ME WHY I SHOULD GO TO PROSTITUTES?

THE BITCH WANTS COMFORT
PUT MY DICK IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND YOUR PUSSY… START THINKING ABOUT SUICIDE
IT'A FUN ARROGANT EXPERIENCE

Comedy: Words 13

 By DeYtH Banger



Shakespear is a gay… look him… the most gayish character ever lived on this planet.

I just found out that my girlfriend has one trait of a  killers .. START UP AS A KILLER

SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAS PLAYED WITH DEAD ANIMALS… TOUCHING THEM WITH STICK AND ACTING OUT CURIOUS


THIS SHIT IS HORRIFIC END OF DISCUSSION

WHEN GUY FUCKS WOMEN HE THINKS ABOUT VALUE FUCKING IN MY BEHALF



I hate relationships because after this shit…. I GO FULL ON SUICIDE  ROLL GAME… I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

Did you knew that killing yourself, while acting out in stage of happiness… is not original at all… already one motherfucker has screw it up for all of us.

Warm up… you low type of piece of shit.



I thought about inviting my friends over… my new A AND AN friends to come over… but I AM AFRAID OF TO NOT OFFEND THEM



I HAD A CALL WITH MY MENTOR ABOUT SOME MOTIVATION

HE SAID “IF I WAS IN YOUR PLACE I WAS GOING POOP MYSELF.”


Few my other friends say, shit like:

“Stop energy drinks…”
“Start comming back more often and it work…”
“If something makes you feel bad or you don’t feel great call me.”



- Energy drinks, sorry I can’t stop it.. I AM DRINKING IT FOR WHILE I PERFORM TO DIE INMY SPECIAL TALENT

- Your mom was saying the same while I was fucking her, I did it for self-esteem boost.

“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,… nothing more than TV Show hecklers

Your mom didn’t say “Bye” when your father went with “Hello”… then the story goes as it follows, sorry for having so pathetic low self-esteem parents… definetly few members out of your family drink first to kill their dreams and second of all for not getting enough and third  just don’t like  what they see in the bitch… the women part of your family are drama queens… drama whores in other context and way.

Then your father lies with false time constrain in one of his hands and in the other with baybe stepping up to last location.




“After Party”

Sorry folks for killing the great thing but after party is after this club… bar… disco… festival… let’s go have sex…

Sex is more logical and easy deniable option so we go with the unlogical thing “after party”



IF YOU DON’T KNOW… I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU FAVOR… GIRLS FUCTION UNLOGICAL THAT’S WHY THEY BELIEVE IN GOD

ONE DAY THIS BEAST… BAD BOY… BAD FUCK IS GOING TO FUCK ‘EM!



“The Liar and The Secret”

- The guy who is ready to do everything for you… not from your family members, I am talking about the friend circle… the nice guy… this guy is ready to do everything BECAUSE HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU


THE LIAR

THE GUY WHO IS NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU… THE GUY WHO IS SAYING THIS TYPE OF SHIT

“I am not having sex tonight.”
“I won’t have sex with you… today…”



This guy is using the MANIPULATION “The Forbidden fruit"… which means the more you forbid something… the more people start to want it…


PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE
WHAT THEY CAN’T HAVE AT FIRST PLACE


Having human living inside you
…. For 9 months?

Really?


I HAVE SEEN SUCH FUCKERS ON TELLY … ALIENS

People kill themselves just to maxinize the sex percentage…

"I WANNA FUCK”

Comedy: Words 13 (Part 2)

By DeYtH Banger


If you are asking as for “am I good comedian?” Yourself must times the question is as near as “Do I have self-esteem?” Which means the moment you ask that’s the moment you lose the whole start… the whole beginning.




I thought about killing myself?
Why?
That’s my master lesson… the next level is get drunk… become a person in debt, suck in life, suck with stocks… go get a prostitute… START ROLLING OVER CASINO… DRUGS… SMOKE CIGARS AND MILL YOURSELF



If my mom needs to fuck somebody or even she start posting such type of post on the internet…

Most likely it will start with



“My husband died, I am lonely, not serious and I want to have sex.”


This pretty cuts through the chase… dicks is easy to get for girls… girls have more sex than males… I AM TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHT… NOT HOMOS… AS FOR HOMOS GO SUCK JESUS DICKS..
I HEARD THAT HE IS SPREADING AROUND MIRACLE

MIRACLE IS GENE DISTRIBUTED… GO GET SEMEN IN YOU MOUTH AND YOU ARE PRETTY READY TO GO AND FLASH MIRACLES AROUND



It’s pretty good technique… nobody wants to show off his bad side… probably meeting in AA and AN is sadly depressing, sad and pretty suicidal… as for here …. In out of such meetings… life is pretty like a bluepill.



My mom won’t add up… I AM TRAUMATAZING BITCH
I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT
DON’T FUCK AROUND WITH ME



Being with such snakes in relationship… is awful… it’s toxic, kill few years from your life + you got a wound from such bitches and definetly you are out of game.



I THOUGHT ABOUT GOING OUT WITH GIRLS… TALKING WITH THEM… HAVING FUN WITH THEM BUT AFTER PORN AND FUCKING MY HAND ARE THE BEST BET I CAN GO WITH RIGHT NOW



My hand has no hopes and nor those expectations on the other side of the coin girls have expectations.


Have experience… but do not fuck pleny of girls - Which is Paradox

Be nice - Which is wrong as fuck… if you listen to this advice… start working on your fucking gravestone because you gonna be lonely as fuck.

Don’t be control freak, obsessive and needy - Without a little experience or never been out with girl… accomplishing this shit as hard as asian yellow fuck trying to suck off his own cock.…

IF MALES COULD SUCK THEIR OWN COCKS DON’T EXPECT THEY WILL NEED IN FIRST PLACE FEMALE TOXICITY


Unreactive - This is bullshit… FOR ME IS BULLSHIT… BUT IT’S TRUE… THEY ARE SEARCHING OUT MALES WHICH ARE NON REACTIVE… IF YOU ARE REACTIVE YOU TOTALLY LOSE THE NEXT FEW ROUNDS WITH THE GIRL… SHE GONNA BE NICE JUST TO NOT CREATE PROBLEMS WITH YOU
BUT AFTER THAT ADIOUS AMIGO


Funny - But not a clown… or are clown monkey… if you are funmy be for yourself… not for them.… most advice on how to get a girl and fuck is paradoxical and fucked up advice… GIRLS DON’T SLEEP WITH CLOWNS


Pitty and Being Nice - Sorry folks but from she feeling pitty about you + you being nice… nor sex… so dig up your fucking grave.

Badass - It’s okay… a little… but not too much
Empathy - I don’t know… how to highlight this shit… OH GOD Empathy is the most important premise.

I got foot fetish + high heels fetish… I SAW TODAY A GRANNY… IF I THINK ABOUT FUCKING SUCH BITCH IN MY LIFE THE MOST CERTAIN PROBLEM IS THAT I NEED AUTHORITY IN MY LIFE… THAT’S THE TRUTH

I FUCK TO LEARN AUTHORITY… GRANDFATHERS ARE LOW CALIBRATED BY PRODUCTS THEIR LIFE SUCKS



I was thinking about how to pick up such a folk… I MEAN IT’S OUT OF YOUNG GROUP… MILF GROUP… IT’S WHOLE GILF SECTION



How do it… without being a rapist, without she calling the cops or on the other day she to be…
I DON’T KNOW
A KILLER?
A STALKER?
MAD?




I don’t know what happens with girls… girls since young age are toxic… that’s why men become homos… they want less troubles and less drama… males are stoic… cold wall… girls are so screw up and fucked up..
Few dates with those fuckers… little far or little… not too far going they can put you in the whole fucking suicide genre.
If I go to empthy my baggage of ball load … into a mommy hands… which means milf section… probably os for self-esteem boost… IF I FUCK THIS FUCKER… I CAN IGNORE IT



I hate religious nuts… they are so awful… so horrible… they believe that there is out there men who cares about them..

I GOT A THING ABOUT YOU
FUCKING GROW UP

Didn’t had enough childhood imaginary friends?

Here is the thing which makes me angry and feel awful… if he puts his voice down and talks in a down tone… probably he is nor interested and nor motivated having anything with you… he is going to treat you nicely… and going to fuck you over in a nice way.



Some girls smile because they want to mask being nervous… THEY DO GELREAT JOB MEN ON THE OTHER HAND ARE FUCKING BAD AT THIS SHIT… I WENT TO PROSTITUTE

The moment I was inside her fuck room…

- She knew that I feel worried
- She knew that I am bit anxious


And definetly my hairy ass and hairy dick start to drop of my self-esteem.

She could talk to you out of politeness and being nice if start ending up to contacts and seeing again each other she could be total coward and giveway her contact… and leave away you for further conclusions… or say to you “I have a boyfriend” which I got with “ I do not fuck around somebody else girlfriend…” - which is not cool in my point.
Most times or sometimes is a lie… this thing they lie to see your reaction..
Sometimes they are days with no effort everything works other times load of effort… and no result at all…

THIS SHOULD SUM UP WHY I FUCK MY HAND AT FIRST PLACE

Comedy: Rudimentary

by DeYtH Banger


Life sucks no lie about it… If Sherlock Holmes aka Elementary Watson it’s all about discovery and mysteries and banging out as looner with company of prostitutes and paid women… then we go as far as M.D. House who has deeper inner issues… Right now comes the idea that life is not so hard it’s easy… obsession, compussion that’s life that’s what’s all about it.


“Vagina Sucking…”

- It’s not a bad idea… it’s not something which is something which good is more likely awful shit… I tried it… it’s dry it’s fucking dry… it’s making my day awful. It shows the way life is… dry and horrible which is sheer symptom of depression. As for now I bother the corners of depression… there is deep… there is shallow… I mean you can play all day this game.


“Sex”

- I personally hope my mom does not catch me that I was in bed with a woman which I found on the street also… I had sex with a prostitutes it’s just gets too far… it’s not horrible idea. Jokes are ideas and stories which are made up in such way that people. I had sex once in pussy and in the butt… it was strange I felt like I am trying to stab somebody, but I fail and in this case… like all my moral things in my life… I can’t stab… I can’t kill myself… I can’t kill people this here is just  fail and fail…

HUGE FAILURE


“Blowjobs… Eating Vagina”


- Yeah I saw this… I saw this… with teeth and with mouth making the same noises as in porn movies… it was great to see as realistic but the feeling was strange… I didn’t felt any type of connection… Was it from the condom… was it from life sucks… or just playing safe and getting where I want is just another way of failing. I eat vagina… it wasn’t tasty… it wasn’t delicious… but still why porn movies make it as the most awesome thing…. I get there… put pants down… start “Touch her…”… remove clothes… get in the bed… and that’s what’s happening to going to a escort and what we can get out of this all shitty thing is that in life we all are naked.

“Porn”

- Sad and moral depress people get into this trap… people who  are curious but don’t want to socially judged… people get there just are curious more and more… about genres types… and everything you get there… once… twice… Porn is all about connection… mental connection… not physical then eed of physicallity is pure levels of  obsession or that’s how threat the freaks from the masses we create shows about freaks which just gone too far with curiousity.. when you are curious you can’t go too far… you can go… but not too far… we call it social calibration.

Comedy: Think About Yourself

 By DeYtH Banger


Sorry guys for the gay and homo couples you are bit late… I had a dick fetish wanting to suxk cocks… and wanting balls and wanting to get full anal package. But I am not interested anynore mainly because…


Hairy Sex is awful; If You Suck a Dick you suck in real life; I am Better than that; Homos are sweaty and those are the mainly books which say more than ever you can get in your real life.

Think about me… not after a second… moment or whatever… just right now… think about me… If I am interested in moms wanking me off… I PROBABLY HAVE SERIOUS MOM ISSUES



I mean look others youbg couples sometimes u see tge guys witg issues  a guy who likes a bit older woman or a woman which likes big old guys…

Those girls are with daddy issue
And people like me are with mom issues


I meqn go to a strip club few times go fuck the same prostitute few times in roll you definetly lost the whole mystery because the moment you came there you were one of those problematic fucks.



If yiu pay to get blowjobs and sex.. YOUR LIFE IS TOTALLY PROBLEMATIC
There are some stuff which are okay in life but some other stuff go way dx “Horor Movies” go into traumatic season, “Seen” and no reply on messages on the internet people get in the holy grail of the depression and anxiety season. Thereout there people who throw uncheck and information which factually is a lie… but people believe in this shit… One big hit on the market is the made up God story… It’s fucking made up… and people believe in this shit… come on… are you becoming so dumb and ludrucious?



I have high hopes about humanity but until I found put that people are full of insecurities and that’s the main problems behind the musucar group and the money group… Oh great you got muscles so what we need to kiss your feet?




YOU WORTHLESS EXAMPLE OF MAN



Mankind main illustration is obsession, piercing, full on fetishes and war on the same type of species. If I am an alien the last place I am going to visit as resort is mankind…

Not Smart Enough
Getting Drunk not clever enough




AND COME ON… I AM HERE ON VACATION RESORT NOT ON COME AMD WATCH CHAOS



People like throw the devil as the main argument of our sibs then what’s special about Jesus when we all are Children of God?
And also if Jesus gas done his sacrafice for the salvation of humanity for future and past sins then why we have a devil?


Come on… fucker you are god send me and SMS…

Oh sorry made up characters can’t participate in reality.



Nowadays I think about special stuff.. like life.. sex… and vive… pick up… sacrafice tghe firsr lamb. Vibe in good energy you are the other people will go with you… the lower energy bad for you. Introverts long seasonal depression and anxiety and Extroverts short period of depression and anxiety. We believe in some shit … because we want to feel smart but after all alpha… beta… gama males… bible… all this shit is made up or wrong intepretated.
Sadly enough we can’t say “We made a mistake…” Because too much people are on the fucking leash… it’s a fucking long one…

I can say “I made a mistake”… “I am sorry”…  because that’s what I remeber from my fucked up childhood… my mom and after all parents teaching… be nice.. be good… be respectful…





COME ON FUCKS DO YOU WANT ME FUCKS AND CONTINUE THE GENE POOL OR YOU ARE GIVING ME RECIPE … TO STOP RIGHT HERE


My problem is not only nice… and being respectfull, I have whole fucking package of suicidal thoughts in my pocket + Creating in me obsessions… on women…


Come on this is the last thing a woman want on a table… But let’s make it sadder…. OKAY?

Let’s do that… this were the wishes of the girl with which I was with…

Total Freak Group
Ugly
The last person I gonna fuck
(Details)

I though her about rape and she started laughing, so here is few other stuff there is beer belly tumor and lastly if you see a fat guy with a fight torso and something wrong around the area of the dick.




This guy definetly is one of those fucks which have huge fucking balls and dick… I SAW FEW OF THOSE FUCKS ON TGE INTERNET

I gave problem with erection… I get always erection… kissing… fucking seeing others doing it… me thinking about it… Watching porn.. Seeing couples.. seeing hot women… All full on.. hard on and feel need to masturbate and while I do that I lose my fucking self-esteem on the fucking line.

So my thing is watch dead people.. corpses.. diseases… This loses energy.

I did few nice things for my friend…

I told a lady that “She has a great perfume..”

It was something nice from his name and he said  if you do it one more time.. I am going to beat the shit out of you.

Shame does not exist in my dictionary.

“Don’t Change the topic…”

- Come on you father to sleep with your mom did changed few routines and started talking about different types of topics.


“You suck…”

- Okay.. I get this one… I know your felings were met with term “suck” far more early than with tge term “fuck”. I know your mom is into the business of sucking… nothing new.. no suprise…


It’s awful when you see one of thoe fucks which when are nerves feel the need to laugh…


- Okay.. freak… END OF GIG…
Go into the mental hospital you are crazy.


People who stuter



“Iiii-iii-… woooo-uuud… lik-eeeeee… a toooo wa-aawatch cooooooo-ooo-ooomedy…”

- Oh God who the fuck created you… you are whole defected example if semen…
The specimen like you survival - 1%


One friend said if the joke onto him he is going to beat the shit out of me… If you talk about his brother… he is going to beat the shit out of you…

He get easily embarrassed… liar… manipulator, cheater and come on this obesse mother fucker doesn’t get jokes. Also I don’t want to be out with such levels if anxiety, depression factors and levels and full on agression and trauma. Come on you piece of worthless matters and ideas go in jail to meet the real males tge dominant hiearchy.

Most of my life has went into arguing with myself…

“I will do it…”
“I won’t do it…”
“Let’s do it later…”
“Let’s do it now…”

“I will do it…”
“I won’t do it…”
“Let’s do it later…”
“Let’s do it now…”

“I will do it…”
“I won’t do it…”
“Let’s do it later…”
“Let’s do it now…”



And this shit goes over and over and over and over… when I think about it most of my life has went into believing bullshit fables and tales… made up fantasies and masturbating on it and right now… definetly now Eminem is going into the vocabulary books and searching words for rhymes…

And me..


Fucking me… masturbating on my imagination… defibbetly wastibg my fucking life… I told one of my friends to put extazy into a drink of a girl… one of the guys told me that I have  shhh.. shh.. went too far… “come on we are addicts.. din’t say such shit..”.. the problem is that I have found the most shortcut to a pussy.
My friend grom facebook sent me “Evolution = Suicide” … I send him a book called “Reasons to kill yourself..” His reply was, it’s not funny anymore. Nobody wants the truth about themselves, they like to fuck around with others and say shit like … “get over it..”, “grow up” and “get your life in your hands…”..So being honest is the last trade mark of suceeding in life. I am not a zombie…


OKAY BITCH…

My life goes unemotional… okay, I don’t want to get overpulluted with emotions or even geeting a fucking flood from this shit.
People get easily addicted… that’s what’s awful about society. I am going disagree with David Mamet argument that crowds are smart and individuals are dumb.

The problem is that yoy haven’t met the right people… so your argument is wrong. Romance = Porn.. if you want all day sex and sex and getting fucking overflood with erection go with this fucking genres.. Life is not pnly about this it’s about the starvation kids in Africa.. the guy who rapes women… killers… We got fucking


Whole show .. full free package of entertainment.. IT’S GREAT THAT PEOLLE THINK LESS AND ADS MAKE PEOPLE DUMBER AND FEEL SHAME… FEELING INNER GUILT… IT’S GREAT


I can be Gregory House but his character was created by 6-7 authors.. me… I.. I am one… author snd character… I DEFINETLY CAN’T GO WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER

I had one of those experiences where you talk loud then comes somebody out of the sheep pack and gives you a warning or something this sort of… “shh… try to be little less louder.. because my head is going to explode” You should see this guy he was massively staring at me.. he needed time punch up this type of confidence.

Such type of low value… high levels of agression; anger; feeling the need to bully people is main representor… representetive of humans…

THAT’S OUR MENTOR


And still wow this guy has opinion… Words like “wow”, “ehh”, “ughh”, “whoa” and others are parasites… They are useless… if you want to succeed with with women thelast thing you want show iff is your horrible utterly less value vocabulary.
Men are beasts ready ti fuck everything… women are with standards and still won’t fuck you… your fucking friend and your other fucking friends… but reay to fuck somebody out of your circle.


Women got pussy and circle… men give to others men what they have already used. Jokes are stories 1) thing… 2) If I go with explaining the joke… we already have lost it… I could sound as an expert like a doctor… pathalogy expert, psychogy expert or whatever you can name the term… but here is thing.. I am not..

I am just curious guy… open minded and right now I am reading:

“Oral Pathalogy”“Psychology Manual”And“Why curious?”


Too much masturbation… vision blur… lost of seing seight and hearth attack. Which sounds like a great syrup mix entertainment. Ouch and ouch for the people who say hurtful stuff to the future open micers.

Comedy: Me And Me

 By DeYtH Banger


On first point … I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU
AND YOUR KIDS AND PARENTS
FYCK YOU

TODAY US MY DAY

YEAH I GOT ATTENTIOM DEFICIT PROBLEM
I AM CRAVING FOR ATTENTION
MY PARENTS DON’T LOVE ME ENOUGH

MY FATHER LOVES SO MUCH THAT HE KILLED HINSELF… BUT THE TRUTH HE IS A FAT LIAR


AND yes today is my day… my fucking day… not yours… fuck you…

I am here to be loud… alarming and fuck you over… I DON’T STEAL
I GROW AND FUCK AUDIENCE


I always have the pure bother touch to be more asshole and more as awful person… OKAY?

Fuck you… I hate people who get support… it personally offends me… because I DIDN’T GOT SO MUCH LOVE AS CHILD LIKE THOSE FUCKS

We need me… not you… if you are today here the most reasons are your life sucks, you have been forced..  you have been invited

YOU ARE DUMB SHITTER

WE DON’T NEED FLAT LINER FUCKS LIKE JOHN CLEESE



My day is awful… WHY?


I need to censor myself, to be careful what I say … when I say… little wrong moves with the girl without conversational empathy… I LOSE THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME

WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT GETTING IN RELATIONSHIP, MARRIAGE… GETTING FREE SEX..  THE TRAUMA WHICH YOU GET IS A LONG TERM FUCKER

YOU GET DEPRESS
YOU START FEELING GUILTY
I AM RIGHT NOW GUILTY THAT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE GIRL WITH WHICH I AM INTO RELATIONSHIP

I AM HORRIBLE  MOOD BREAKER
…

THE SICK TRUTH THE MORE FURTHER GETS THE MEET UP… THE LESSER YOU GET CHANCES TO GET OUT WITH THIS PERSON



THE PROCESS CALLED

“GOD DOES NOT LIKE YOU”

“Context and meaning”




- As I said the moment you start adding meaning and context to things it puts you in misery. That’s the truth and what’s with wanning about argumenting my thing?


Middle Finger - It just an example of a thing which people have added meaning to a finger..  just to a fucking finger. . What’s the difference between the others and this?

Zero… to the others no meaning attached and to the mid section finger it’s a bad sign.

Fuck You - Just a word with weight attached to it



THIS HERE ARGUMENTS ARE FOR 10 YEARS PROTECTION


When you are kid you can sleep around your mommy… touch her tits or even play around… drink milk from it…

Right now doing this it’s called pervert section… so going on touching somebody’s tits or ass and context adde to it or an explanation or whatever those cry out whinny fuckers want to be added so to be normal.… SHE CALLS OVER THE COPS


When I see tranny … I SEE GOD IN ALL IS COLOURS
Yes… yesterday I went I started fucking my hand woth my big white dick, it’s denibetly good white stats.

Jealousy gets into to “Feeling happy… being happy” section… if somebody kills you out of jealousy it means that he likes you.

Comedy: Secret

 By DeYtH Banger

I prefer to fuck my right hand and if I want more enthusiastic handjob… I GO WITH LEFT HABD
IS MORE UNNATURAL
MORE ALIENATING


Girls waste energy and time
Rapist are good at timing… always ready to rape… to dominate and we are talking about level of toxicity… maximimal… in childhood.


If you think I speak fast… you are fucking wrong… it can go more faster and even more…
I just don’t add up pauses… life sucks with pauses… in the end of the show we don’t go for bugs, glitchers, errors and lag we go with the speed up shoe. That’s the way it sounds with minimum level of pauses.



People who are on their knees… are praying for salvation from addiction. So I GET THE IDEA OF GIRLS ACTING OUT… WITH ON THEIR KNEES..
THEY GO WITH BL0WJOB + PRAYING WHICH IS EGO PROBLEM… MULTI TASKING PROBLEM



AA AND AN Groups… suck… I WANT TO FUCK AN EMOTIONAL BITCH
A BITCH WHICH NEAR LEVEL OF SUICIDE… I WANT TO BE MENTALLY SO FUCKED UP THAT WHILE I FUCK HER… SHE TO START CUTTING WRIST
FUCKING AEOUND WITH VEINS
I LOVE THAT
THAT’S AN INVESTMENT
THAT’S WHAT I WANT IN SEX AS MUCH HIGH INVESTMENT AS POSSIBLE…


I want a bitch which acknowledges her problems… it’s lovely scenario… to say

“I HAD AN AFFAIRS, MY LIFE SUCKS… ”

I WANT TO FUCK THAT SHIT

WHAT’S WITH COUPLES AND PUBLIC FUCKING… KISSING AND UNAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING

“I WANT… I CAN?”
“I WILL… I AM GOING TO?”



Is this the shit?
Always got a problem, what I can sat say society fuctions on problems fundaments… Which start to make me think that the the bitch which was near me in the metro… WAS TYPICAL DYSFUCTIONAL WHORES


WHAT ARE WHORES… PROSTITUTES AND DANCERS?

All got one deep fundamental problem… they are comming not from healthy household, dysfuctional parents!


AND THEY DON’T GET ENOUGH

Nothing more than edgy… almost on the moment to kill “herself” girl…over emotional whore…


I WANT TO FUCK THAT SHIT
IT MAKES ME TO FEEL THAT

“I FUCK MY PROBLEMS”



Your mom sick rigid bitch, that’s the definion about your mommy…

MAN FUCK YOUR PARENTS
IF YOU ARE TODAY HERE AS CROWD… PROBABLY YOU PARENTS FUCK YOU OVER AS MUCH THAT YOUR GENES ARE GOIMG TO VE WIPED OUT
NATURAL SELECTION
IF YOU ARE ON THE STAGE TODAY
MAN YOU ARE IN PAIN…


Most comedians are expressive… show off as for me… I AM FUCKING DEAD INSIDE
REALLY
ANGER IS SUITABLE FOR BULGARIA

THE WHOLE STAND POINT IS NEUTRAL… THIS SOUND LIKE A SUITABLE IDEA

When I see happy couples… happy people I WANT TO KILL THOSE FOLKS… THIS KINDA SUMS UP THE WHOLE AUDIENCE IN MASS SHOOTING

JOKE ON ME
MY TURN
YOUR MOM IS AN EFFECTIVE COCK SUCKER
NOT A SMOKER
BUT A SUCKER

Comedy: Advice

By DeYtH Banger


Shut the fuck up… sums pretty clear everything… silence wins everything.

People say always shit… they shit others
…. And now we got delusions… believing in higher beings…



GROW THE FUCK UP
DIDN’T YOU ALREADY HAD IMAGINARY FRIENDS
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER
DIDN’T YOU GOT THOSE FUCKS
THE INVISIBLE FUCKER CAN HELP
YUP



“God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, the courage to change the things we can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”


Wisdom?
Delusion!
Grow the fuck up… come on… drugs… alcohol go get it… feed the fuck… go feed yourself. Didn’t worry you are classical dysfuctional being ..  LOOK FORWARD TO IT



Some people ask me “how to get a girl?” Or even “How do you get a girl?”

1) Don’t be Rude
2) Do not ask for permission, hate this
3) Take control of situation, dominate her… but do not be rapist


Guess what I AM THINKING OF FUCKING MY HAND IT’S MUCH EASIER IT HAS LESS STANDARDS AND I CAN USE BOTH OF HANDS AS MUCH AS I DARE




4) Be friendly… but not too friendly
5) Ask for her opinion… be honest as for what you think but never fuck around with something she likes
6) Tease her… fuck around with her… but not too much

Are you thinking about fucking your other hand … it nakes shapes… it can be one finger…it can be few fingers… it can be whole fucking hand…



7) Create Abundance
- If you at the beginning acomplishing such shit is typical red neck task

8) Tease her… fuck around with her… but do not insult her… offend her in anyway
9) Be more lasting in bed
10) Make a challenge
11) Change the way she feels not her mood
12) Be calibrated



In other further thoughts… I AM STARTING TO THINK TO FUCK MY HAND… UF POSSIBLE …. PUT MY LEG TO DO THE FEET WORK AND IF ACCOMPLISHABLE TO CUM ON MY FUCKING FACE
LESS WORK
LESS ENERGY INVESTED
IN AFTER FEW MINUTES I AM BACK ON TRACK
NO MORE FEELING GUILTHY
SOMEBODY SHAMING ME…
FUCKING AROUND WITH ME





I hate dates… girls lie so much that I WANT START MAKING WHOLE RAIL WAY TRACK WITH VICTIMS

Drug addicts those fucks pray to invisible force for salvation… it’s as real as playing the game “WHO IS ALPHA HERE?” IN WHOLE homo scenario




People are afraid mainly because their life sucks… their lifes are worthless. STILL CURIOUS WHY THE DRUNK GUY… THE ALCOHOLIC GUY AND ALSO THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLASS ALL OF THOSE FUCKS GET 90% PUSSY
THE OTHER LAST PERCENTAGE IS CLASS A DYSFUNCTIONAL… THOSE INTROVERTED FUCKS… HARD CASE



Oh man…. Oh man this here is hard set… leave the room by any chance you gonna get emotionally fucked up… mentally screw up… the thing man is girls are toxic… fuck little bit more

YOU DON’T GET MESSAGE
“GAME OVER” AND THEN YOU TRY AGAIN THE SA.E MISSION… YOU GET HARD TOXICITY… MORE AND MORE… THE MORE YOU GET THE MORE NEEDY AND EASY CONTROLLEABLE YOU GET THE LEACH
THE MORE SHE BETA GENERALISE THE MORE YOU GET TOXIC
…

IN THE END SGE LEAVES YOU
BROKEN HEART
FUCKED UP
INSIDE



WE GOT A FYI …. SERIAL KILLER

Today I AM HERE BECAUSE OF LADIES….

Most people’s get impossible goals… they set for themselves unachievable goals… as for me… I finished off with my goals

1) Lick Pussy
2) Happy Ending Massage
3) Fuck naked
4) Have sex
5) Get Blowjob
6) Grab Tits

Now I GOT EASY DIGESTABLE GOAL… “KILL MYSELF” I AM TRYING TO FIND ORIGINAM WAY TO DO IT… MOST CASES AND PLACES ARE ALREADY TAKEN



Oh man life sucks… if today yoy are here ..  probably you got mood problems… if you are comedian you are a hard case… OUCH… You can use that one

Sex sucks if we need honesty let’s use this as sticking point…

Today is a big day… I mean the material which is going to come up … is going to turn you over… u can leave now or continue by staying here.

I saw one of those car  license “Sad Ak 209” that fuck definetly needs few poluce check out. Isn’t obvious… this here is sign for bad shit comming on the way.




People feel bad .. I CAN  BLAME THEM BECAUSE SUICIDE IS ONE OF THEIR SELF-CENTERED, SELF-FOCUSING COPING MECHANISM..
SHAMING THAT’S ONE OF THE MAIN SPOTS MY MAIN MATERIAL COMES OUT
They are angry… ready to fuck around… THIS HERE CLARITY… CLEAR SIGN IF DESPARATION WOMEN HAVE MORE SEX THAN MEN… WE TALK ABOUT INDVIDUALS… NOT GROUPS FOR GOD SAKE
STOP WITH PERVERT ROUTINES
WE GOT TOME
WOMEN GOT MECHANISM… SURVIVAL BENEFACTORICAL FACTOR TO SURVIVE MEN ON THE OTHER HAND CAN EASILY KILL THEMSELVES

I am killing supreme… the super race… the race which Hitler couldn’t kill
… I AM TALKING ABOUT HAPPY COUPLES… I HATE THOSE FUCKERS FUCKING AROUND WITH MY LIFE… IT’S MY TURN I AM GOING TO GO OVER THEM BY USING TRUCK THE INTELIGENT BENEFACTOR
IS LESS PRESURE ON BETA MALES

Alpha males… what the hell… You don’t find me funny… I GET IT SHITTY LIVELESS WORTHLESS FUCK LIKE YOU IS READY TO COMPLAIN … BUT NO BALLS FOR STAGE TIME

Comedy: Answers

 By DeYtH Banger


“I am pass”
- Fuck this saying… who made up this shitty phrase it’s awful and disgusting.

“I get you”

- Fuck you… try vibing that type of shit your worthless pinless fuck.

“Hatred, you are too hateful… too negative.”

- It’s substraction you idiot… I AM THE FUCKING BALANCE IN THIS UNIVERSE


I JUST GOT A CHANCE TO BE LOUD AT A GANNY

IT WENT AS FAR AS “OUT”
LOUD PITCH…


Sometines people like agressors and like others getting awful life that’s what we are… we are piece of people who like and enjoy others suffering.


The truth is that I masturbate on specific topics.

Let’s go full on… full forwatd emails gives me anxiety… IT’S LIKE FULL HARD ON OF GHOST RAPING YOU


I AM NOT AGNOSTIC… MAINLY BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING MORE FOR THE FURTHER ARGUMENT… GOD DOES NOT EXIST
VANGA IS BULLSHIT
GANDI IS A PERVERT
AND FUCK THE FUCKING STEALING FANTAST OF MOTHER THERESA




I machos are the most worthless examples of intelect… so strong… so much muscles… so for what?
To suck a dick?
To show off: Fuck You. This is as far as you gonna get from attention hook point.

Social status, for social stand point I am in dwn point hiarchy..I AM THE MOST HORRIBLE… BULGARIAN… AMERICAN… ENGLISH COMBUNATION YOU CAN GET FROM THE MARKET


Yeah… yeah I remember the guy with the hat… he had great thoughts…


“SO MUCH VALUE GIVEN TO ME… WHILE I FUCK HER…”

Most of my worries are builded up.. I WORRY THAT WHAT GIVE AS VALUE US GOING TO BE USED IN SEX WHILE THEY FUCK… LESS GIVEN FUCK TO ME… AND MORE FUCK GIVEN TO HER
I AM NOT GAY
I AM NOT A DICK ADDICT
I WORRY OF VALUE GIVEN AROUND AND SOMEBODY WINNING BECAUSE OF ME


IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT SOMEONE… START GIVING FUCK… START CARING… THE WAY YOU ARE DOING IT… IS BY FUCKING HER… OR HIM


Gays are horrible re-group and as overall group they are so soft… so out of masculinity… IF I WANT VISUALISE WHAT’S WOMAN IN MALE VERSION… THAT’S WHAT MY BIAS PULLS ME OVER
GAYS
GAYS ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE MIXURE OF HORROR MOVIE
IT’S SO UNNATURAL… SO AWFUL…
There is porn in which people eat poop, it’s called “THIS MORON NEEDS A BRAIN”.
There is porn in which you put objects inside holes…

HEY FOLKS STOP DOING THIS SHIT
MOST HOLES ARE NOT PUTTING OBJECTS… IT’S HORRIBLE UPBRINGING SHIT… MOST HOLES MADE UP TO PISS… EAT… CUM… POOP… THAT’S THE IDEA…

Nothing too far… nothing less!



What is great is small children I LIKE THE WHOLE idea of subscribing to the smaller version pussy go fuck in the far far future. It’s definetly lesson giving and becoming a teacher on “fucking’.


I hate people who lie and are not serious it’s like AN AND AA meeting which is anal norms and assholes area meetings… those groups are for suicidal people. Great place!

People say suicide is bad, but it’s value giving process. You safe time, you economical by standpoint you make God’s work more easy + you can make it fun… exciting and something to look forward.



"Call Center”


- Sorry folks I DON’T WORK ANYMORE THERE… I AM NOT OKAY OF SOMEBODY USING ME AS A PUPPET ABD FUCKING ME AROUND



“Liars”



We need those folks from evolutional stand point, but if you ask me… FUCK ‘EM

KILL THE WHOLE FUCKING REGROUP

THE LESS FUCK GIVEN TGE BETTER LIFE GONNA BE LIVED




Facebook and as overall social media it has not weight opinion + nothing more than going aroubd qualities:

- Care More
- Give Fuck More
- Lie
- Attention Span Deficific
- Less Serious
- Lazy
- Procrastinate
- Waste Time
- Compare yourself
- Qualify yourself


All those qualities here are for control freak, compulsive and  obsessive…


Anyone using underground… subway?Lately!
I have been few times in the metro… today and lately since the whole beginning of the undergound base shit… I have been thousand times, IF TODAY I AM HERE… IT’S MAINLY BECAUSE OF COMPLAINING
WHAT BUGS ME… IS THAT THERE IS WRITTEN NOWHERE AS FOR WHERE TO LOOK… WHERE TO STARE WHEN THE STOPS AS TOO MUCH OR YOU GONNA HAVE FUCKING LONG… FUCKING LONG RIDE

The other thing is toilets with holes… it’s nasty and horrible place… some places smell awful… exactly room awful.
What I want to complain is idiolazing fans and too much staring beautiful women…



I GET IDEA YOU ARE DOING IT BECAUSE OF TO GET CONFINDENCE TO ELIVATE… TO PULL UP THE CONFIDENCE SHEET
BUT FUCK THAT PROCESSBUT FUCK THAT IDEA
THE MASS IS LESS THAN YOUTHIS SHIT STAYS WITH ME


When you grow up and you still want to play with toys like the way you were as a child… without looking like mental instable or mad… or crazy the way is to go in politics.
There you play with toys for grown ups… you move action figures… you make real life consequences which to be honest is near as 5D … with the mist updated matrix technology.

Comedy: Guys

By DeYtH Banger

Just fuck me … okay…? Fuck dominanation… people say information is not fun being walking database is bad shot… no fun, no gain. But guys let’s be real when dice don’t follow the float you make the flow… okay folks…


Get ready
Set
Background
Action


In the beginning filming… aand acting is fun but then comes chaos of toxicity… repeation… shouting … being upset.

Off fuck that my life is not living around the edge… it’s all about stability like somebody’s dick nice… compassion guys don’t get laid.


Let me re-phrase that I KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW SOME GUY IS ADDICTED TO MY JOKES… AND IN THE SAME TIME THE SAME FUCKER TRYING TO FIND AND RE-DISCOVER MY NEXT JOKE… AND EHAT I AM GOING TO TELL

HERE IS THE THING
NO TELL
NO SAY

When I GO THROW MOVIES I GOT HUGE CHILLS OF ELEVATION PEOPLE LAUGH… PEOPLE JOKE
SO FUCK THAT I AM AROUND TO FUCK THE WHOLE SYSTEM FUCK YOUR HAPPINESS WE NEED
BUNCH HIV POSITIVE FUCKS
I HATE BELIEVERS


COME ON GROW UP DIDN’,T YOU HAD ALREADY ENOUGH IMAGINARY FRIENDS?
GROW BALLS YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF RAM FRAME
SO THE END OF THE STORY GOES LIKE YOU WHOLE FAMILY DIES RETARDED SND FAITH FUCKS GO AS THE MOST MORALLY CORRUPT CREATURES


YEAH… YEAH… COMPLAIN
I LOVE IT
WE GOT ONE MORE HOUR MATERIAL
I SM GOING TO ENJOY TO TAKE NOTES
WHEN YOU FUCK A CHICK YOU AUTOMATICALLY BECOME ALPHA FUCK
BETA FUCKS ARE FIWNERS OF HIEARCHY
I SPEAK COMPLEX?
I AM HYPERACTIVE
AND TOO ADDICTED PERSONA




I don’t like fat fucks just too much food to digest to fuck them and they are not good in bed their energy is so lazy and so morally corrupted that 5 minutes is as much as their own personal record.
One guy told me that I CAN’T SPEND MY TIME WITH DEBUNKING
MYTHS
FACTS READING
AND DATA AS OVERALL

I AM LIKE WHY NOT?
IF SOMEBODY DIES I DON’T CARE of size fuck that one… fuck this fucking bullet point
I care about reason…
Why
What
When
How
And
Where

Best question most of them are good conversational starters the others are conversational killers…

Open ended game
I know that from my own fucking personal experience of fucking your mom



OH YOU ARE OFFENDED
WHY?
I PUT IN HER

UIO… UNKNOWN INSIDE OBJECT
OKAY GO DIGEST THIS BITCH

BUT STILL
NO FUCKING

THIS GUY IS PLAYING HARD… OH FUCKING TOO HARD



GIRLS ARE LIKE GAME
I HOPE I DIE
WHY
I ONLY EXPECT SHIT AND I GOT A LOT OF
WORRIES




And more optimistic view

Who am I guys?
The guy who runs the whole fucking gun
The guy who pin outside your insecurity levels
Snd fuck that
I am the guy who will screw you over… NO FUN… NO FUCK FOR YOU

Intellect ruin us… I FULLY FISAGREE WITH THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT “TRY GO OUT SIMPLE…” BE “Go to basic”
Language… is the barrier of complexity… the moment intellect and be intellectual was born that’s the moment we went total full on screw on level.

I am going to sign in as president… I AM GOING TO LEGALIZE DRUGS… NAINLY BECAUSE OF INTELLECTUAL STAND POINT

ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE DRUGS DIE… PEOPLE WHO DON’T TAKE ARE GOOD TO LIVE…

Comedy: Zuper

 By DeYtH Banger


I got a girlfriend… yeah… yeah… don’t clap… or laugh… no reaction!


PLEASE
EXCUSE ME FOR ANYTHING FURTHER WHICH COULD HAPPEN

YOUR MOM WAS FUCKED SHE WAS NOT VIRGIN THIS IS A FACT

IF MOM GOT BLOOD BELOW THE SHEETS AFTER SHE WAKES UP SHE IS A DIRTY MEXICAN CLEANER… SHE CLEANS THE BODIES


It’s bit raw… like your father’s sweaty, hairy ball’s but who is askin?
Who is saying!

Sorry folks but stuff don’t go great…. I LOSE MOJO… MOTTO MOTIVATION AND WHOLE FUCKING SET WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
SHE DRIES ME OUT
SHE IS A CREEP
SHE JOKES ABOUT HER DEAD FATHER
HERE IS SPECIAL OUTCOME BITCH

YOUR MOM IS ALIVE AND IS CLEARLY U FUCKABLE FUCK




I am planning to leave… to skip… to stop… to clean… cancel… the whole fucking relationship… I just hate it.. I found out that I AM GOING TO BE OUT WITH A FREAK
OKAY
THIS IS TOO MUCH
I GONNA GET LOST WITH DATA
THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE SAY
I GO IN FULL ON HELL HOLE

I just had a chance to make few of my shows at the movies… TV shows… ads… I DID IT… FREE
IT WAS GREAT ADVERTISEMENT
PLUS
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IS THE JOKE FOR ME OR ON ME

HERE IS THE END STORY
YOU NEED OXYGEN TANK
I AM THINKING ABOUT DRINKING AND DRUGS?
WHY?
CLEARLY DIFFERENCES
AND PRETTY ADAPTABLE FUCK I AM
Your father created you by putting the UIO… - UNKNOWN INSIDE OBJECT IN YOUR MOMS VAGINA
HE DID IT… PRETTY PATHETIC…
BUT HE DEFINETLY LEFT YOUR MOM WHY?
HE IS COWARD!



My father
This guy is buried fuck… fuck around with this gay guy… gay jokes… gay fucks we got bunch of them… the whole army is homosexual.
But still blue cops… what’s wrong with those guys…
YOUR LIFE SUCKS
SUCK IT UP
SUCK IT UP

THE BEST ADVICE ON THE MARKET

Comedy: Life

 By DeYtH Banger


Life sucks… come on grow up… stop solving problems… stop with imaginary friends…

GOD DOES NOT EXIST
OKAY?

BLATTERED
DIGIT FUCK



It’s total segment, I lost hope in society… expectations… pure charm levels of dussapointement.
I wasted my life on watching porn and never getting enough

And I just described almost the 30-40% of society… greedy saints… selfish fuckers
Liars
If you give your trust to someone you are going to get lies… you are going to get target be lied to you.
That’s what all about Bulgaria is…
Grab your bags
And buckle up … now than somewhere… later along the future.
Facebook is like my life… the way I act and deal in life… but much much… much more safer…

Somebody is bad…
Ignore him
- Pressure
Fucked up
Whole day
Too much suicidal
In the end …. he ends up killing himself…

Somebody is offending and offensive… block him… or block his messages..
Somebody you don’t want you to pass the next Genes…
Like his shit…
Like his posts and ignore his messages
Do it often
It’s awful





I hate so much screw up people and clean up people from addiction… it just loses all my Hope’s in myself…

ALWAYS SOMEBODY ELSE
NOT ME..

..

Facebook is for introvert becoming extrovert…

My cousin says: “We all are introverts and extroverts…”

You need to grab and suck my dick and your hopes to die while your whole life degredates … BE GLOODED WITH HOLY DESPAIR




“Believe in God”

- Another bullshit… Muslims suck… Buddhist go with piece and Christian God… I GET HIS IDEA
WE GOT HOLY FUCK IDOLS
HITLER
HE WANTED TO DESTROY THE HEWS
I GET HIS IDEA
THEY ARE AWFUL
SMALL HAT ON THEIR HEAD

Oh come on… grow pair of balls… grow the fuck up…
What next dolls games?



I just started reading crime shit on one app just to keep my sanity point.
Sylvia it’s vomit with hot dog… her mom forces her to eat diaper content… and 5 cents tax for abusing and just keep it lightheart that Sylvia is masturbating in front of her family with coca cola bottle.

Oh God this shit is somebody’s “hard on” for the night.

Gertrude said “I had to teach this girl a lesson..”

We are talking about Sylvia and she Is dead.


“You are in Pain”

- No need to acknowledge it you piece of worthless trash.



“Stop doing that…”

- Who the hell are you…?



“You are always like that…”

- Nope statistically you are wrong… your parents are deeply disappointed from you, that’s why you pin shit on others…



“Cars..”

- What’s with main goal and main target… “Go get a car”… fuck off
.. . I am not buying a bomb… I am not buying mental box.

Comedy: Blatter

 By DeYtH Banger


I just found out that I am attention seeking fuck… I ALWAYS NEED
ATTENTION
VALIDATION



LIKE MY MOM…
THIS BITCH IS FULL ON THE LINE
“My husband is dead… I am free come over and fuck me… But keep in mind I am desperate, not serious… I GOT A KID”



I hate it… when homos start fucking around… I WANT TO KILL ‘EM ALL
WHICH REMINDS ME FOR MY PARENTS… ALWAYS GOING WITH “KIDDO” AND “KID”




I want to stab those low stock… fucks.

Policemen are the most horrible… awful group of people .. obe of them is okay… bunch of them is chaos… is holy grail stolen out of those nasty tv shows with corrupted cops…

We got good cop
We got arrogant cop
We got bad cop
We got corrupted cop
We got neutral cop
We got rage cop
We got aggressive cop




WHOA GUYS, have you thought about going to bed… and go to sleep… come on… I PLAYED ONCE A PERSONA IN THE END… I NEED TO DEAL WITH THE SELF-HATRED AND SELF-GUILT SHIT.




Shame does not exist in my dictionary, often when I wake up… I HOPE IS MY LAST DAY… I HOPE I FALL SOMEWHERE… SOMEHOW AND DIE




“Praying on knees…”



- Come on guys… have some pride… come on… really getting in your knees for invisible force?
We need to lock up those fuckers… unstable society creatures.

Whoa… too large… too big shit… I am jaded as a person and persona... I CAN’T DEAL WITH RELATIONSHIPS… and getting free sex… IT JUST TOO TOXIC




ALWAYS TESTING AKA SHIT TEST
ALWAYS YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL… WHAT YOU … HOW YOU SAY IT ..

IT JUST AWFUL… FUCKING AWFUL
I gave a chance too free sex… I AM TOTALLY UNSTABLE…





I hate it when girls and women make it the moment sexy… they touch themselves… they put on make up… they look you in a sexy way…



“UEHG… HELLO … EXCUSE ME… PERVERT ON THE BOARD IS HERE…”

So hi… hello… good morning… good evening and good night… I am a sex addict… alcoholic family and friends… definently broad up out of a dysfunctional family, facebook and as overall social media addicted…

Okay folks, later on you gonna hate me… a lot… but whatever ..today I am here to take your jobs… career… It’s my main goal… it’s survival benefactor.

So far as near as your fucking desperate whore mom…




People say “Great set”.. “It was great”... then they leave the holy fucking thing… no more replies… no more like that… IT WAS LIKE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE SCENE

SAY IT FEW TIMES
AND NO MORE

AFTER SUCH COMMENTS
I WANT TO DRAIN THE FUCKING BLOOD OUT OF ME… BECAUSE… I FEEL GUILT… I FEEL INNER GUILT… I FEEL HOLY GRAIL GUILT
I FEEL THE NEED TO SAY IT… TO SHARE IT TO OTHER PEOPLE…
TO DO SOME STUFF




I got a girlfriend… don’t want you to clap… you are just wasting your time… clapping is self-sacrifice process… no think… no thought… bashing… hitting the one hand with the other… WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING TYPE IF INTELLIGENCE IS THAT?
Tell me?
Be honest about it?

At least with me..
I don’t care about your sins… BECAUSE I AM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL




God is always around… right now I feel like… I am wasting my life… I feel depress… sad… I see my mom… I WANT TO TO STOP HER FUCKING PULSE
TO SHOOT THIS FUCKING PIG AND FINUSH IT ALL
MY GIRLFRIEND IS HORRIBLE
I NEED TO KEEP IN MIND WHAT I SAY
WHAT SHE SAYS
I NEED TO REMEMBER SHIT
THEN MOST CASES FRIENDS TURN SHIT ON ME


OH YOU DON’T REMEMBER
OH YOU FUCKING DON’T REMEMBER

OH WHAT’S THAT?
GOD TEST TOO SEE AM I S CAPABLE HUMAN BEING?
FUCK THAT?
FUCK YOU?
I WANT PEACE… LOVE
BUT I READ THE BIBLE AND ALL ABOUT IS OBENDIEnCE AND OWNING MY ASS…
THIS is not love… not exactly the kinda love I need.

God always goes with
“Not enough”,“Not enough”,“Not enough”,“Not enough”,… and then full narrow go masturbate… go watch porn… go sober up… go sad
Be depress
OH COME ON
I WANT TO CHILL


I feel always need to return favors like my fucking whiny bitchy mind… this is not funny… not exactly type of fun

Comedy: If My Mom Hates me… It’s Great

 By DeYtH Banger


I am at least doing something in my life… if somebody hates me. If somebody gives “I am busy…” when you call him/her… fuck around with this shit… don’t take it seriously… where do we draw the line?




Bible speaks in metaphors… some kinda deep mented fuck is giving me advice about life with which most I can clean my ass… AFTER I SOBER UP



People say we need new politician… no we don’t… WHAT YOU ARE APPLYING… “WE NEED NEW WAY… TO GET MY GREEDY SWEATY ASS… NEAR TO THE BIG MONEY”


All people got a great life in social media, so does my dick… it’s premium viewer… he gives a chances to the cool girls… not to the ugly ones…
Sorry for using this word… I AM AT LEAST HONEST
80% ARE MICE TO YOU… BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO YO FEEL BAD…
I WANT TO BE HONEST OKAY




LAY DOWN…
YOU FUMB FUCK
AND IT’S TIME TO LEARN A LESSON
ALL PEOPLE IN SOCIAL MEDIA


Are losers… ain’t joining the self-needy… apocalyptic self-narssistic behavior… MY LIFE IS OKAY

I DON’T NEED
VALIDATION
I DON’T NEED SOMEBODY’S APPROVAL




2020 - Main Goal for the people who end… and leave school for a long time… is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit toxicology.

2021 - Main Goal for the people who end… and leave school for a long time… is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit toxicology. (But try be little better kill yourself… try it at least once… go forward)

2022 - Main Goal for the people who end… and leave school for a long time… is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit toxicology. (But try be little better kill yourself… try it at least once… go forward)
(We are talking about full on… full fucking power… main purpose is hangover… main goal are addictions… WE GOT ZERO TOLERANCE FOR THE PRIVIOUS CONTENSTANTS)




Which puts us in the next question as for why I go to “bars”.. “discos”… OH MAN I NEED MATERIAL… I NEED FEW OF THOSE SUICIDE SQUAD… I NEED BUNCH ‘EM…

I need to observe and enjoy the level toxicity all of them go forward… when I hear on the news a kid died from too much drugs or alcohol…

YEAH I GOT IT..
I GOT TWENY MORE MINUTES OF SET ABOUT THOSE FUCKS
THANK YOU GOD




Oh my birthday was horrible… it was the most useless… day… the stuff which they gave me… they are out…

One of my friends gave me energy drink for my birthday… the cost… the price which he sets… is low… which means this shitty fucker doesn’t, deserve any further invitations from my side…

FUCK THUS GUY

Hairy…
Sexual dysfunction guy



One time I was out with this guy and this whiny fuck start telling me “My dick hurts…:
"Oh… ugh… it fucking hurts…”

OH… WHOA MEN… STOP STABING BITCHES… STOP FORKING THEM UP WITH YOUR DICK…
OKAY… GROW FUCKING PAIR OF BALLS
DISGUSTING… SWEATY FUCK

I feel bad as a girl… IF I AM fucked by such low jerk harmonic fuck… I WILL KILL MYSELF
I WILL START CUTTING MY VEINS



He is sweaty
He gives himself to be dominant… to be alpha

FOR WHICH MY MOTTO FUCK THIS GUY…
I AM GOING RUN HIM OVER BY USING A CAR

He shaves and in the same times buys shit from the store to use to put them into GIRLS JAY JAY…

Okay… okay… that’s what black people use … AND FUCK THOSE NIGGAS
FUCK EM
IN ALL THEIR COLOURS
I HOPE GOTS END ALL THOSE EXPIRED FUCKS

Once I was with my wingman and he told me that the owner of the store has been arrested…

WOW… WOW… MAFIO
.. FUCK… FUCK YOU…

His hair is greasy … he showers once a month… come on… this guy is perfect for homeless… that’s what we need to make him homeless..

THIS FISGUSTINC AMATEUR CREATURE…

NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN… PIN… FORK
This fuck and let’s be over with this shit…
His mom… his father..
Fuck 'em…

HERE IS HOW MUCH I CARE… I HOPE I CAN RUN OVER HIS WHOLE FAMILY…
THE MOST USELESS MEMBERS IN THE FOOD CHAIN… THE MOST HORRIBLE. . DISGUSTING… UGLY LOOKING PEOPLE
I HOPE I CAN KILL 'em..

God needs to kill agnostics…

COME PEOPLE GO IN HELL… I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR AGNOSTICISM… I KNOW YOU NEED to die…

Comedy: Sobriety

 By DeYtH Banger




One of my friends told me about his mass levels of sex… 15 years of abusive relationship… with getting pregnant the bitch… holy fuck dysfunctional relationship… before that 3 years of mass sex… massive… maniac sex with 17 year old woman and he is 11-12 year old kid…


He says that his life sucks and his life is horrible…


THIS GUY IS AT LEAST TRYING
ME…
I AM PRETTY DONE WITH MY FIRST RELATIONSHIP
IT’S HOLY FUCK NERV WRECK
I LOST ALL MY FRIENDS… PRETTY MUCH BETTING ON MY LIFE AS MOST OUTCOMERS… NEWCOMERS GO WITH

I AM PRETTY DONE WITH MY LIFE… IF I KILL MYSELF… I AM DOING IT MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE JOY OF WONDER



If you want to kill yourself… right now… go get it… go fucking do it… I WON’T HATE YOUR JUDGE YOU LIKE MOST OF FRIENDS… AND RELATIVES




I CARE ABOUT YOU
I BELIEVE THAT YOU TAKE THE RIGHT DECISION…

PROBABLY GOD HAS SEND YOU A MESSAGE ON MESSANGER “KILL YOURSELF” Which abruptly is most right decision you can take… go take it…
God has said his words…

HE DOES NOT NEED YOU
THE WORLD CAN FUCTION AND WITHOUT PRESENCE



My mom is the most unpleasant fuck… she is fucking… SHE GOT THE BALLS…

ME… I AM DEAD INSIDE
EVERY DAY… WEEK IS WONDER OF SUICIDE


Should I die?
Or I shouldn’t?
Should I?
Or
Not


I hate people who tag themselves into events in which first place… ain’t common… I HATE IT
I HOPE THEY DIE
IN WHOLE FUCKING PACKAGE!



Bitches need muscles… that’s why they spend days into masturbating and working hours into jerking off guys…

We are talking holy shit… whole fucking diet… and muscle build up program.
Biceps
Triceps

Wanna know the secret?
Listen!
Use one of your fucking senses in your advantage… holy fuck!



People say comedy is all about structuring… shit… stuff… all about this… I AM HOLY FUCK

I AM HERE TO HAVE FUN… NOT TO GO ON PRIMAL EXAM PERIODS

YOU HATE ME RIGHT NOW… OR PROBABLY YOU GONNA FEEL THE SLEIGHT OF HAND HATRED…




IN THE BIBLE 400 TIMES IS USED THE WORD “LOVE” IN ALL CASES IT HAS BEEN USED… FOR AUTHORITY AND OBEDIENCE

If you are shy and desperate while you watch porn… that’s the most horrible combination… life sucks men… if you are happy… just little too much… over the top happy people put you in the category “on drugs”.., “using strong amount of alcohol”…
Nowadays sad… being depress is okay… being too happy and over the top … smiling and laughing…

HARD DRUGS MEN
THAT’S DIAGNOSIS




I feel awful around people… I always need to be sharp… to keep my tongue in the mouth… to play safe… have fun… don’t go far… don’t go too near…

OH GOD
READING THIS SHIT MAKES ANGRY
FEELING THIS SHIT IS AWFUL

WOMRN SLWAYS FUCK YOU OVER GOING ON PROSTITUTE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 3-4 DAYS OF TOXICITY… ENDURANCE… GETTING

MARRIAGE
RELATIONSHIPWE ARE TALKING ABOUT YEARS OF SOBRIETY YOU NEED




I am not right now in relationship… because is total red flag my last one + on the other side… I need to be stone emotionally.. always ready…
No problems
Have stuff
Have my life going on

Right there… right now… I AM TOTAL SUICIDE FREAK

I stopped going to prostitutes

1) No Money… to handle them up
2) I got enough year shaming… right now… I am thinking of getting of grave certificate… right there…

Okay… okay… I FUCKING THE WHOLE ROUND OF PICK UP ARTIST

I HATE THEM
WE GOT NATURALS
WE GOT BETA’S AND NOW MORNING AND DAYGAME ARTIST WITH CONDOMS IN THEIR POCKETS…



So “If he is bad ass…”
- He is that image… because he wants to fuck you.

So “If he is clear and honest with the whole fucking decision about sex and fucking you…”

- He is doing that because he is desperate… guy and he takes decisions in desparate time.

So “If he does not admits it… and also fucks around…”

- That guy has over the top game… and he clearly wants to fuck you over girls.


The nice guy?
That’s the creep in the back yard masturbating to be nice + he is doing it… because that’s his way of seeing success

BUT AS CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION GOES WE REMOVE THE NICE GUYS BECAUSE THEY LAST FINISH


WE REMOVE THE GAYS… BECAUSE HILY FUCK THEY ALSO TAKE DUMB DECISIONS

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