Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4)

by DeYtH Banger

Content

Part 1

 

 

 

 

• Comedy: Gentle Bother
• Comedy: Within Us*
• Comedy: Wrong With You
• Comedy: Wasted LF
• Comedy: Honesty
• Comedy: Fuckers
• Comedy: Got It (Part 1)
• Comedy: Got It (Part 2)
• Comedy: What’s Next?
• Comedy: Statements
• Comedy: Social Entry
• Comedy: Is Here
• Comedy: Thoughts
• Comedy: (Punch Lines)
• Comedy: Failure
• Comedy: Punch Line (3)
• Comedy: Deae
• Comedy: Punch Lines (5)
• Comedy: Not Sorry (At All)
• Comedy: Punch Lines (6)
• Comedy: Punch Lines (7)
• Comedy: Punch Lines (8)
• Comedy: Life-Zero
• Comedy: Killing Yourself
• Comedy: Loda
• Comedy: Loja
• Comedy: Are You?
• Comedy: ARE Facebook
• Comedy: Inspired
• Comedy: Science
• Comedy: Obey
• Comedy: Profile
• Comedy: SHITTY
• Comedy: Nightmare
• Comedy: Birthday
• Comedy: Your Day
• Comedy: Random
• Comedy: Basic Hatred
  
• Comedy: Cutting
• Comedy: Too Far
• Comedy: Awkward
• Comedy: Pressure
• Comedy: Fear
• Comedy: Get It

 

 

Part 2

 

 

• Comedy: Activities
• Comedy: Visit
• Comedy: Yo
• Comedy: Okay… Right?
• Comedy: Judge Me
• Comedy: OneLiners (Part A)
• Comedy: Liquescent
• Comedy: Ghad
• Comedy: My Head
• Comedy: Go For It
• Comedy: Go For It (Part 2)
• Comedy: Go For It (Part 3)
• Comedy: Get Over It (Part 4)
• Comedy: Flash Tag
• Comedy: Rights?
• Comedy: I Have
• Comedy: Your Problem?
• Comedy: Me?
• Comedy: Me? (2)
• Comedy: Me? (3)
• Comedy: Me? (4)
• Monologue 1
• Comedy:  How about That?
• Comedy: Suck A Dick
• Comedy: Okay
• Comedy: Impress You

Acknowledgements

This here part it could be long, it could be short. I am really not sure as for how far or how long it will take, right now
at this moment I am going to tell you some stuff.

 

1) First and foremost "Fuck them and you"... to all my mentors, people who follow me, people who like me, people who are my friends, relatives and people with which I could have
gotten in a releationship.

Comedy is a harsh place if you are searching for a place in which you are quite you don't want to distinguish yourself from the crowd. Comedy is not for you it's a place in which
you play with langue you cross some barriers, you are open minded, you go too far, you go too close, you fuck with pleny of people, you say pleny of shit and it's pretty harsh out there.
If you are looking for honest opinion, but again this is my opinion. As for me I like comedy because I like data, I read stuff, I watch stuff, do researches... I am pretty different and unique from others.
My most time nowadays is in front of the TV and watching and reading about stuff which really nobody gives a shit. I go deeper about comedy, then I go into

 

horror/serial killers/bloody scenes/suicide/raping/porn/child molestors...
drama/science/medicine/depression/anxiety/pick up advice/dating advice/positive/lies/self-help and etc. The categories and the material are endless, they are fucking endless... suck kinda of database gives me

some information, then I do mix up part or start thinking about the whole thing and some ideas start popping out, I am not teacher to explain you "how to tell jokes" and "which to tell and which to don't tell"...
As for me I go with all things which "I hate about myself"... up to stuff "Which I hate in others" then I end up the whole thing with the big lines between "hatred in me and in others", down there is a big line. Fucking
big one.

 

I am thankful that the world has created a job like this one aka "being a comedian". Which is great my most mentors are Tom Papa, Lewis Black, Bill Burr, Jim Norton, Louis C.K., Joe Rogan, Robert Kelly, Anthony Jeselnik, Chris D'Elia, Russell Peters,
George Carlin, Billy Connolly, Nick Griffin, Greg Warren, Josh Sneed, Jeff Allen, Dave Allen, Robin Williams, Brian Moote, Aaron Karo, Daniel Tosh, Brad Stine, Denis Leary, there are pleny of more but for the sake of god to don't still my material
and my style and my ideas here are few more.... the list goes like:

 

Jimmy Carr
Gabriel Iglesias
Jerry Seinfield
Jim Breuer
Lavell CrawFord
Dave Attell
Robert Schimmel
Tom Rhodes
Whitney Cummings
Jim Gaffigan
Owen Benjamin
Michael Delamont
Anthony Jeselnik
Russell Peters
Jim Jefferies
Dom Irrera
Andy Kindler
and etc

I like Bill Maher TV Show, this with "New Rules" and "Monologues" part it's genius and well written, the modern George Carlin. I like Jim Norton and Jim Jefferies because both are perverts have gotten few levels further than the guy from
your pornography clip. Steve Martin had a class in masterclass about comedy I took it, before that I took a class from James Patterson and as for now I am taking few more classes about drama, acting, writting, comedy..
Judd Apatow Teaches Comedy, Dan Brown Master Class, Kevin Spacey Masterclass, David Mamet Masterclass. I am taking all this classes to put stuff in my head when time comes and when the moment comes I am going to think about this shit as for what to say,
when to say... as for now just putting stuff. My brain knows very well what to take and what to leave, probably we should go again with "Fuck you and fuck them"... In my opinion the human brain knowns very well what to say and which to forget. I watch Real Time Bill Maher, Tosh.0
Jim Jefferies TV Show, Jim Norton TV Show, Jeselnik Offensive TV Show, Roast Battle with Jimmy Carr and also Roast Battles with Jeff Ross. I am not a fan of Jeff Ross, but as for these last tv shows I take segments and stuff and use them in further jokes.

Foreword

Let me put some background noises... this foreword is going to go as for what's happening and some other stuff around me.

Life which need to be stuffed and process which should be as stuffed as fuck...

 

 

I hate people... what I hate more is simple mindsets... bullshit morals... I hate religion it's kinda of manipulation and all this novels... there are pleny novels or even 10000 of them which are fullfilled with shitty stories, one thing is to go with twisted tales, misconceptions, misintrepetation... complex words and pleny of mysteries. I started reading novels since 2015-2016 is these the are main points years which  I took as something essential something which I need for my survival... something which could help me in life and a thing which could improve my life. The people who survive are the people who know stuff... this is are the people.... stupid... idiots... don't go far... they just don't.... they always take risks... in matter of "not knowing" pattern and what it ends is that there are genes are in more risk to get wipe out than any other, they don't know with who they fuck around.... with who they are messing around.... who they are beating, what they are supposed to do... BUT STILL this doesn't mean that with should miss or skip the genius people they have problems that they are smart and they take less action or let's say the majority of people do that who are smart and in the end the story with labels ends with total paralysis around the concept...

 

 

SHOULD I BE BAD?

OR

NOT

 

NICE 

OR

ASSHOLE

 

RUDE

OR

NICE

 

 

I did my research as for comedians most of them are miserable... so to be happy you need to be miserable that's from where labels and fabels come... from ignorant misery and trying to build your own castles like George Carlin, Stephen King, Joe Rogan... and all other people. I know that after this you read you gonna forget it... or even most of you gonna skip it... the book is written soon enough this story here is going to end... you gonna turn on the next chapter.... next page... you gonna finish this book and go with your day...

Comedy: Gentle Bother

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh God…. Love… name it… define it and then you feel it in it’s all colours.


“Russian Man Stages His Elaborate Death for a Marriage Proposal”


“Husband and Wife Get Surgery to Look Like Each Other”

“Man Has Friend Shoot Him so Girlfriend Will Sympathize”

“Man Fakes a Hate Crime to Save His Marriage”


“Man and Wife Live Like Cavemen, for Love”


People are crazy from car crash marriage proposal we end up with caveman life style. What’s the most interesting thing is where is the intelligence which people point out in numerous books, studies, journals?


HEY  FOLKS STICK A MIXER RIGHT IN YOUR ASS LOVE DEPRIVATION IS A PRIVATE FUCKER




CONGRATS FUCKS… YOU ARE WRONG AGAIN… DON’T THINK THAT MY SUICIDE WILL BE BECAUSE OF THE PURE BOTHER OF WONDER… NO TO THAT CAUSE OR EVEN IN THE NAME OF FOOD AND CANDIES AND MONEY…


IT’S A NECESSITY IT’S A SOMETHING WHICH HUMAN BEINGS FEEL WHEN THEY EXPIRE…




People who play football also famous as soccer… all this bottom BITCHES are morons. Football is for morons…



SO LET THEM WATCH AFTER ALL THEY ARE SPECIAL KIDS + AND THIS SHOWS ARE NON-BRAINER

Comedy: Within Us*

 by DeYtH Banger



I am kinda right… so let’s write it down… it took time… it needed few hours and thoughts are spreading around the world like a disease… it’s not my thing… but the world is run by thoughts… thoughts are manipulate features of the genius and smart people.


GOD HAS A WAY OF FUCKING WITH PEOPLE…
EMOTION… VOICE PATTERNS… LIFE…. CRUELTY… DISEASE


It’s not my fault that my mom ruin my life… it’s her fault… she ruin my way of introducing… speaking… starting a conversation… ending a conversation… all this glitches and errors were build by my parents… so  I am socially fucked up and nobody is going to help me.


LIFE IS GREAT WHEN YOU ARE DYSFUNCTIONAL… YOU JUST DO WHAT YOU THING IS RIGHT AND KINDA CAN GO THROUGH THE DAY

WHEN GOD IS MAD… IT SENDS INNOCENT PEOPLE IN PRISON AFTER ALL PROBABLY IT SUPPOSED TO BE “IT” BECAUSE REMOVES EMPATHY AT SEX GENDERS LIKE “MALES” AND “FEMALES”



What I am simply implying so far… because that’s what I know… no stone age or cold years on this planet this here is more controversial…


I mean what next is comming he is “Tranny” so “Shemales” are God… They are send from God… in different forms… looks… and so on… So if you see one of those … The best things you can do are:






1) Pray to “It”
2) Suck the sword of justice  (TRANSLATION FOR IDIOTS LIKE “YOURSELF"… I MEAN DICK)3) Treat "It” well… (If you threat this creature bad… “It” God powers are going to abolish you…"4) Every Fantasy Is Okay (Sins are for the normal couples… for dear you… creatures OF God… you can do everything)5) Under Everything (No Harm, No Damage… all this horrific human acts remove them from your head…)





LIFE IS LIKE AN ADDICTION… 

IN THE END YOU NEVER GET ENOUGH


“LIFE SUCKS”
“I AM FUCKED UP”



- Yeah… Life sucks for person like who has taken too much responsobility… life is getting horrifically worser than ever.

- Yeah … you are fucked up… You almost tried to kill yourself… Now YOU are in mental institution or let’s put in a hospital.



YOU DIDN’T BOTHER TO CALL ME OR TO TALK TO ME OR TO INVITE ME TO THIS PARTY

WHAT YOU NEED IN SUCH LOW VARIETY OF CHANCES AND POSSIBILITIES IS ME… I AM THE BEST SHOT YOU GONNA GET




You make life harder “Promises”, “Dating”, “Expectations"… all this narrow minded leaked loop holes are removing you from the "Now” moment and let it face it you wasted one more day By reading this…





SO SAD
INCRIMENTAL FUCKS!





LUCK IS LIKE AN ASSHOLE AFTER PERIOD PASS IT EXPIRES

Comedy: Wrong With You

 By DeYtH Banger



Sorry for ruining your life but in this world there are two gerlnerations and I am not making up this story as this Fuckers on the internet, social media, TV News journalist and the Fuckers are going on and on and on…




I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A BRAG OUT BITCH…



Intelligent and Stupid… Stupid people get easy in life… everything for them is easy incredible examples for this categories are boxers (Mind-less fuckers), security, police (obeying the laws as a habbit)

Intelligent people are the generation which is just screw up in life…




GOD HAS BAD SENSE OF HUMOR


AND WHAT’S WITH THIS NON-CREATIVE, NOJ-SMART, NON-THINKING FUCKS WHO REPEAT DATA AS IT’S DINNER… LUNCH… BREAKFAST




I just hate this Habbit… It’s so freaking creepy… now food.. . Now… water… now bathroom… is that signals of God saying to us:


KEEEEEEEP…. WASTING LIFE FUCKERS


How brain knows that this is Good… but when a brilliant beautiful girl the brain sees… it activates…


- Negative Bias: ON
- Primate Brain: On
- Lies Bias - On
- Illusion Bias - On


And all other fucked up disorders and biases… which just stop you and paralyze you… You think that I don’t want something in Life?


IT’S JUST FOR SOME PEOPLE LIFE JUST WORKS… THEY GOT FRIENDS, MONEY, MOTIVATION… WORK.. . HOME AND KIDS AND BABIES… AND FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME… SUCK SWORDS AND NO DAMAGE AT ALL

Comedy: Wasted LF

 By DeYtH Banger


Pralyzing noises…noises and noises… Some of them can ignore others you can't…


Has it ever in your mind came the thought that communication is noises or let’s face it …. From PIG OF aliens… after all this creatures put into the higher levels civilization.


SO HERE IS SOMETHING BARE IN MIND


TO ALL BELIEVERS SUCK MY COCK
TO ALL PEOPLE WHO WANT A CLOWN… I AM NOT MONKEY RUNNING ON DOPE
TO SPIRTUAL PEOPLE - HERE IS SOME CUM… IT’S AS WHITE AS YOUR SOUL… IN YOUR DICTIONARY OF SPIRTUALITY IS CALLED SOUL PLASMA…


Overthinking is great you find flaws in your ideas easy as fuck… but the problem is when the whole thing becomes an obsession an maniac thing… That’s when you get fuck…


TYPICAL PARALYZED FATIGUE


Let face life… wrong order

- Of words
- Of Letters
- Of sentences
- Of  Buildings
- Of Images


….


And so far we got everything wrong from theories up to God and religion… practice and so far the dessert is soup with chocolate FLAWS.



SO RELIGIOUS FUCKS… I KNOW EVERY AND EACH ONE OF YOUR DAMN FUCKING ARGUMENTS


…

SO FAR SHEMALES- Deservev a title of God of the Year.


What’s special about dicks?
All this crackers with a good master end up in the rapeing zone.


I don’t feel sad about RAPE, killing, suicide… in tge bible is written that God has killed himself in the name of our sins.. . So if I commit a sin or say something wrong… GOD has made commitment…



BUT STILL SAD THAT THIS GUY WENT DOWN..
DID HE HAS PROBLEMS WITH PAIN?


He is a typical Ashlyn… and some selfish fuck after all he was suffering from screw up depressive life and he decided to kill himself for the greater good.


HERE IS WHAT’S GOOD FOR YOU GET A BIATCH… condoned FUCK…

Comedy: Honesty

 By DeYtH Banger


So sad nobody really was honest with you… life is one bitch.


LET’S MOVE ON

Anger
Temper
Violence
Killing
Homicide
Genocide
Suicide




Sounds like a good recipe for fun.… So sad It’s difficult NOWADAYSto find a good joke… I was just watching some Bulgarian TV… and all this comedy shit is as fucked up as scrambled eggs.

Let’s face few taboo topics…

Suicide - All this people who are into that shit… Are just starving for attention…




I CALL THIS GROUP ATTENTION FUCKERS




Come on here is the tip… kill yourself… if your brain is telling you some shit… give few clicks of thought and don’t even bother knocking on the door of procrastination…. What you need is to commit into action.


I like such type of activities after all science says that people need healthy Habbits, activities.. . Nobody did said that killing a vegan is not healthy… here is how it happens…


You walk 5 KILOMETERS, 10 Miles run… and then eat spinach and broccoli why slicing a ALIVE human being so far healthy as fuck.






IMAGINE ME AS THE GUY WHO IS AROUND THE LEFT CORNER ON ONE CHAIR SITTING… NAKED FROM HEAD TO TOE… ONE ARM ON MY LEG THE OTHER ONE… IS A FIST WITH A HOLE… IF YOU LOOK … GOODLY… DEEPLY… ENOUGH… YOU GONNA SEE MY DICK THERE…


YUP… YOU GOT IT RIGHT… (I AM NOT INSANE… MAD… CRAZY OR ELSE… JUST POINTING OUT)

I AM JUST MANIAC MASTURBATOR






One hard dick needs a fist with a hole…





BIIIIITCHES!




I think you got it wrong.. don’t laugh… don’t laugh… don’t talk… just listen I am like a person on the right corner… looking at you and saying…


“SORRRY… SORRY… NOT GOOD ENOUGH… JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH… BUT STILL SOON ENOUGH IS GOING TO BE MY TURN”





I like comedians… what I like about them is that they are like monkeys on dope…


I hare my mom… always judging and manipulating



- “Do something”
- “Get It right”
- “You are going to be like your father”
- “You are emitionless sack of shit…”


…

It’s not hard at all few points getting them wrong… getting ten wrong expectations and let’s mix it up… good enough and we got the perfect manipulator… always makes me guilty…





SO FAR… SO FAR THIS ARE THE RULES 18 YEARS OF THEORY AN PRACTICE … THIS NEW FUCKING YEAR SHE IS NOT GOING TO MAKE ME THIS GAME ANYMORE


…


SO BITCH… YOU WON’T HAVE YOUR MOMENT

Comedy: Fuckers

 By DeYtH Banger




Yolo, bitch you need to pay… so swallow my cock… one way or another way you are going to pay for the meal.


Old people are depressed…



THIS PEOPLE NEED TO DIE… JUST INJECT SUICIDE… INSIDE THEIR BRAIN


You want my opinion about “God”?

Oh God

He loves us all… - That’s what believers daily subscription looks like.

But so far… nothing more than a ASSHOLE who is saying..




“You owe me… owe me brother… ”

- So far this is the best top explanation about diseases.





SO FAR WGAT MORE EVOLVED… CREATIVE… MORE CREATIVE SENDE OR NONSENSE COULD IT BE?


I had higher expectations…



YOU SON OF BITCH!


Comedians are people who have self-esteem day-shifts and people who are on the problematic pages of self-approval.

Daily - WANKERS
Night - Clowns


OH GOD… OH GOD… DEPRESSION HAS ALL KINDS OF WAYS TO POKE YOU


It’s not my fault about your failure life, poor decision making… IT’S JUST HAPPEN TO YOU… BECAUSE LACK OF FEATURES… AND WEAK CHARACTER



You got hormonal depression?
Great at least you gonna put your law skills into actions


Lies pure example of B.S.

When people ask me “What’s up? With turn back reply of "Nothing"… I am like


I have downs…

  My mood so far clinically diagnosed to be bipolar
   I have mania in thinking
I have mania in Over thinking
And so far nothing up is going


Beside my dick… it’s get’ S up once PORNOGRAPHY is On… Once I get miserable.. . So far it’s a toy which privatelly is accepted to play… If you start exposing it publicly more like you are mentally insane… mad… lunatic… crazy… mentally ill.


Don’t stick in B.S.  life is just a game with "First Person” Character… but with more conscious… more dilemma and even so good this VR  that each experience feels so FUCKING real.

“How is your day?”

- Bad
- Well
- Good
- Fine
- Pretty Fine
- Nothing really happening
- Seems Pretty Well
- Whatever

( I just hate people who ask such type of questions… it’s stupid from begin to end.)

Why there isn’t an option…


WATCH YOUR BUSINESS… DISGUSTING… BLOODY FUCK… GET A COCK FOR GOD SAKE

YOU LOOK LIKE IN THIS LIFE BOREDOM HAS EATEN THE SHIT SHIT OUT OF YOU


Do you know or have you seen the people who say

“It’s Hard”

- So does and your father cock

“It’s Difficult”

- Yeah… we know that you are stupid.. you don’t know what next thing is going to happen… who are going the fuck and do we have the all answers of all questions?


Bible lies about that but me


NOPE… NOPE YOU GOT THE WRONG SECTION GRUNTCHY FUCKER


…
Such people like those downers ruin your life, wished, promises… vision…

Comedy: Got It (Part 1)

 By DeYtH Banger


Yeah I got it so far I am suicidal… I want to kill myself… but not when I am sad… but happy so far my theory last emotions imply into endless loop holes.


“Your grandfather… got a hearth attack”

- Yeah… I know that God loves him more than me… he always plays with the broken toys


“Stop violence”

- It’s not my fault… it’s your thing… I am part of your fantasies… why you didn’t reboot your mind before giving a life?



YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING BUMMER




“You are negative… lost motivation…”

- I know… I know… life is harsh… don’t think I am going to show you all my cards… I am poker man…





BITCH!




“I angry, crazy, insane, mad and fucked up”

- Okay… okay… I got your point you ain’t using any nouns… PLENYof adjectives and one verb.




OH GOD .. WHAT LAID FUCK LIKE YOU WAS DOING IN SCHOOL?

ANSWER THIS FUCKING QUESTION




Here is a cool game… if you don’t do it your family members are going to die… After a they ain’t livin a premium life.


I just read that a woman has been thrown out of bed?

And then followed by getting PARALYZED and so far the story ends up in suing R18…

My big question is how does this woman get so good while jumping and being one a dick… getting thrown out..


So far this story sounds like paranormal activity is lurking in her home!

Comedy: Got It (Part 2)

By DeYtH Banger

The PARALYZED woman?
One thing is for sure good master in sex throws slaves out of the bed.


SLAY THE DEATH
SLAY THE DEATH


So… “Hey…"… (slapping ass)… is this the hole from which poop… comes out?


So far nobody points out as for does a girl poop and if she does… does it mean that she gets less value on the MARKET?


So sad … to ruin all pck up artist lifes



BUT YOU… BUT YOU FUCKING MANIPULATIVE… CRAZY MOTHER FUCKERS… YOU ARE SO DESPARATE THAT AFTER ALL YOU HIJACK WOMEN BRAINS… FOR THE SAKE OF THE FLESH IN YOUR PANTS




After All who THA fuck told you that when this flesh… when grow bigger needs to be used in sex?

Or as most beta males used it… To massively masturbate…


WE ARE TALKING FOR YEARS OF DESPARATION AND DEPRESSION


Probably, more food is going to be left for me!

Each… extra fuck who dies is +1 for me…

So here is the thing alpha and beta males don’t exist… mankind just made this story up.

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Comedy: What’s Next?

 By DeYtH Banger


What’s really Next?

So here is thing… don’t say “I understand you”

…. “I was like you…”



1) First of all you son of bitch you don’t understanding anything
2) Nope you wasn't… please.. . FUCKING please don’t say such type of shit…


Bulgarian famous with problems with bowel movements and mindset - screw up.


When I was born … I was free… freedom in food… no need for money… having tons of fun. Having new and old friends… getting to know new people… discovering new places and this here … each detail happen… between 1 up to 10 years old…



I had had a taste for morbid curiosity…. Now life is like hell…PUNISHMENT from Satan. I am talking about the red fire guy… not the firemen… but the devil himself.



Before life was an experience and experimenting…


Until




“YO SON OF A BITCH DIE…”
“YOU SHOULD BE ASHAME… ABOUT YOURSELF”

“FEEL GUILTY”
“NO GAMES… NO FUN FOR YOU”





So many rules… up to fill your ASSHOLE.

Now for the sake of the fucking game… more suicidal… isn’t it fun?



AFTER ALL… GOT A GOAL IN MY LIFE
…

LIFE DOESN’T END WELL?
WE GOT A DOOR… BUT YOU NEED TO PAY BY SUFFERING… THIS DOOR IS MADE BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF…



This backdoor is answer of misery


….

What so far is wasting my life… and my sleep and now I am awake is the thought of:



OH GOD… OH GOD THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE STUDYING POOP…

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT VERY SHITTY MISERABLE BUMMERS



Here is something to tell you…
Bulgarian comedy is stand down intelligence and stand up stupidity…. What does it mean?

That those there desparate fucks… and I feel sorry about them.


So we were stupid people … also known as cavemen… before that monkeys… and now right now lazy creatures… but in the middle of this story… PROGRESS of less being lazy.


My mom told me that in the bible is saying that there is “Haven” gate and “Hell” gate… and these are the two rooms… and you got two tickets…


What’s amazing is that this story of fiction is becoming reality what IHATE about this is that no evolution does God want…


Talking about the red fire guy… that’s him in details.

Comedy: Statements

 by DeYtH Banger



Let me put you in the flow… after so much dicks sucking… I think you feel very dizzy, don’t ya?

“Your dad is dead…”


- So what, can I do for that?… get to a funeral… kiss and touch a dead body… stay for hours… to waste… feeling sad for 1-2 years ot less and what’s the whole thing about it?
Life is short and I am not interested in that type of emotions


“You grandfather is feeling bad, probably soon he is going to die.”


- Yeah sure… that’s great… after all God cares for some people and for others he doesn’t.


“I had a great time…”

- Where do you see this fucking face of “interested”… so far I am not itnerested in that shit… don’t you see… I am interestsed in people getting raped… misery… after all that’s what happens to others not me… please don’t tell me stories of your happiness…



“What’s your favourite subject in school?’

- Do I care about your question? and Does my answer going to change your life?
…

So far I left with the impression that school is wasted time… 12 years of labels, hatred, anger, sadness, useless information, useless subjects, fucked up teachers, screw up teachers, screw up kids… 




"Won’t you go and see your grandfather? (probably soon enough he is going to die”


- Okay… first of all I am trying something new… I am trying to act positive in life so to live more… I am not selfish person… but I am trying to be less negative…. second of all


WHAT IS THIS FUCK IS GOING TO GIVE ME?
LIKE WHAT?
WHAT’S GOING TO BE HIS ADVICE… WHEH HE WAS ALIVE… HE WAS LIKE


“I won’t give you advice”

and now here is like

“I am ready to give you advice for life…”



WHAT’S GOING TO BE?
TO SHAVE MY COCK?
TO FUCK MORE BITCHES?
TO START TRYING SUCKING MY COCK?
TO DON’T GO FUCK SLUTS?


Why we don’t play another game… much more cooler… stay there… when it’s 01:00 in the morning I am going to come… in your room naked… I am going take a chair and sit on the righ corner and start playing with my dick…

It makes me feel good after all such sick fuck like you is going remember me as the last thing he has saw in life.

Comedy: Social Entry

 By DeYtH Banger


I went too far… I just went too far .. some lines shouldn’t be crossed… how THA fuck… people say a joke without even working on thecone-liner thing… punch line thing and the most important part body language.





I STILL GO INTO THE LONG STARE… ALSO KNOWN AS STATE… OF STARING.. . OVERTHINKING

STARING

…

I CALL THIS LEVEL THE CORKY FUCK




Wonders…

It really gets to my attention why people like old folks… aka dead folks… don’t die?


I mean… why they don’t have inside them… a chop of self-hatred, self-disgust, self-destruction behavior?


Or if it even possible massive mood changes… it’s total instant killer.





“From where my material is comming?”

- From the air (looking into the sky/celing)… (pointing finger… above)… the FUCKER who lives in the sky… sends me emails.




YOUUU… WANNA KNOW WHAT I KNOW ABOUT GOD?

HE IS A FUCKED UP.. SCREW UP PERSON… THIS IS WHY I PRAY IN THE NIGHT FOR TO PLAY WITH MY DICK… I KNOW HIS ROUTINES… TYPICAL CHILD MOLESTER



When got doesn’t kill or doesn’t get any down there Sacrafices… from his flesh bacteria friends..… he starts rapeing, killing and even molesting children.

Religion is tge only subject… which has a voice .. bit people can’t question it… and no strong arguments have been shown on the table of the believers. So see believers as people who run life with a placebo effect…

Down here the folks  are corrupted so does and God
After all we were created in his image and likeness.



WARNING… WARNING



If you have kids start killing them… making them into soup +50 dollars more you get for per child… making them suicidal… ruining their lifes trying to influence them into taking the worst path in their life…

It’s a deal of 150 dollars per child…


Don’t worry…
Do your thing we already monitor social media accounts - Facebook, twitter, YouTube, Google Plus, Instragram and etc… also and your computer desktop and camera we have access to and soon enough and to your memories



DON’T FEEL SORRY… PUT A CHIP UNDER YOUR SKIN AND YOU GONNA GET 500 DOLLARS FOR PER CHILD



“Excuse me… lady… with this cigar in your hand you look like a street SLUT.”

“Oh god… stop talking… I can see cigar which is burning … that’s a fire…   THAT’S A FUCKING FIRE… it’s time to put it off.”

“Him: Oh so you are joking?
Me: Yes
Him: But next time this down people won’t be joking
Me: So you don’t have a life?
Miserable security prick.. your colleague… said that their no rules”

Comedy: Is Here

 By DeYtH Banger


Here is the thing… schmucks

I am:

- Arrogant
- Brutal
- Mean
- Witty



YOUR OPINION ABOIT ME IS 99% BULLSHIT 1% TYPICAL FORM OF JEALOUSY


So BITCHES get out… take photos of how people are:

- Kissing
- Fucking
- Licking
- Playing
- Teasing
- Talking

Go home  … go on the internet do your research…


BAG OF BETA MALES FUCKERS


BETA FUCKS HATE CLOWNS WHEN START MAKING JOKES ON THEM

So once I was joking with new people who I met the jokes at first were on me… then it came to them.. messing around all of them.

IT WAS LIKE MIX SET OF FUCKERS… GIRLS AND BOYS… I WENT SO FAR THAT RED EYES AND SMILE COULD BE SPOT… THEY WANTED MY JOKES TO BE ON ME


BUT SORRY SICK PRICK…  IT’S AIN’T HAPLENING


In this world in which we live there are

- Natural guys (People who just know… how to do it ..)

- Manipulators  (Manipulative fucks.. .who stay hours… days… weeks in studying how to seduce, escalate, impress, express… and so many other things)

As for me… I like too see myself as the guy who wants to get inside by using the back door… and so far zero wasted time.

Comedy: Thoughts

 by DeYtH Banger


Some fuckers aren’t lucky like other people… some people have the same thoughts repeated thousand times… such people like this one are good for a  one role… no pleny dialogue…


COME ON
COME ON FUCKER
WE HEARD THIS STORY 1000 TIMES… WE KNOW THE END… THE BEGINNING AND THE MIDDLE… HOW ABOUT INSTALLING A NEW ENQUIPMENT IN YOUR MIND


First of all don’t cherish such bummers,
Second of all pray to go this fuckers do die
Thrid in the name of the sport go and kick a cop… he is nor smart than this fuckers which I pointed as in the first place… kick this bummer and you gonna get something like a  2 months subscription for the cinema…


Thoughts at first place can be fucked up.. can be negative… positive… bad… good… it doesn’t matter… disgusting… sick…. it doesn’t pay so much after all.


I LIKE WHEN I GO OUT AND SEE NERD WATCHING GIRLS WHO ARE MORE COOLER THAN THEM… MORE HOT THAN THEM… I LIKE THE WAY THIS DILDOS ARE GETTING SWEATY… NERVES… GETTING BLUSH

I LIKE THAT… 
MY OPINION ABOUT SUCH SITUATIONS IS THAT THIS PEOPLE ARE TAKING NON-SSTOP PICTURES OF THIS GIRLS IN THE THEIR HEAD


AND ONCE THEIR HOME THEY GO TO THE BEST PORN SITE AND START TYPING EVERYTHING WHICH THEY ARE MISSING IN THEIR LIFE


It’s great that in this world in which we live that we can see such pricks lurking around… I mean…. after all this guys are feeling more guilty than others… are more depressed… are more worried… I am more shy and have more thoughts for ending their life.


IT LOOKS LIKE THIS DOPE NERDS GOT FREE TICKETS FOR THE ROLLER COASTER


Let’s look it for real by seeing and such people living in our world… people like me… get higher in the market… for mating…

Comedy: (Punch Lines)

 By DeYtH Banger

Beg biatch… THAT’S WHAT I DO WHEN MY MOTHER GET ON HER KNEES

Suicide… in the name of the sport kill yourself… it’s great thing it needs commitment… action… IT’S SO BIG STEP THAT YOUR MIND AND BODY CAN’T FACE IT

Final resolution Fuckers.. . GO GET A GIN AND SHOOT YOURSELF… IF THERE IS GOING TO BE FUNERAL… Put more food.. .That’s the moment When I am going to come.


Good morning… evening and night trash cans… how is your mom? We had a great time yesterday!

Why you don’t try to shut your mouth… because life sucks and ad for you… you are going so far levels in life that you feel honor in sucking dicks.


Good Nigh, Fuckers… Are you happy? How is your day?

DON’T ANSWER… DON’T ANSWER IT’S BORING TOPIC AND SO FAR ANSWERS ARE JUST THE BULLSHIT STORY YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF


I know why you are here… I know very well… you feel miserable… you don’t have the guts… in real life you see yourself as a brilliant master… but in reality you are a trash. Nothing special about you and about you and about you…

GO AND kick the shit out of your mom… don’t worry this bitch deserves it.

Comedy: (Punch Lines) 1

by DeYtH Banger

 

 

 

Everyone who gets offended by now or later… go and suck a dick for a Christmas.. . Wank your dick or if you don’t have wank a dick of stranger.



I know it kills you inside… but

STOP EATING YOU ALL FAT FUCKS




The difference between you two

(1) Fat
(2) SLIM

The (1) is too expensive and (2) is cheap. So look fucks… I am not searching for a woman who make me poor, to destroy me home with her weigh (depression) and I am not planning soon visiting and corrupted doctors.

If you get offended here is the thing kill your kid… Show love to God…

SACRAFICE
SACRAFICE

Comedy: Failure

 By DeYtH Banger


Greetings SHITTY Fuckers.. . I see too many moms to bang…

I am failure like my father, but so far
As for now I don’t have with whom to compare…


THIS FUCKER DIED
…


It’s sad story like my mother… she sad bitch.… She brings strangers in home and wants me to have a face of fucked and bitch. I mean look her… she is DESPARATE for cock…


DOES THIS WHOLE STORY MAKE ME GAY?

Because so far her interests aren’t on my list.





IT’S MISSION IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME

She always gets fucked as for me… I want to kill her or if not let me face the whole situation. To be in the room… jerking off…

To take notes after all I am typical beta male.


Today, I was on the internet I read that I babe has water in life…


IN MY OPINION THIS FUCKER HAS GOT DAMAGED GOALS


Look son of a BITCHES.. . If you promise me sweets when I get in heaven… Tomorrow.. I am getting a ticket!

The truth for all girls here…




IF YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU HAVE BOYS FRIENDS… STOP SOCIALLY LIE ABOUT THAT SHIT… ALL THIS FRIENDS SECRETLY ARE INTETESTED IN BANGING YOU

IT GETS ME VERY VERY NERVOUS WHY PEOPLE LIE TO OTHERS WITH NICENESS




- “You are a Brilliant worker… we gonna call you.. To higher you for a new job.”

- “Great… great… wait we gonna call you after 7 days”




People lie about work, job about everything… what’s your thing with being nice…


MY FAVOURITE PART IS WHEN A GIRL IS NICE TO A GUY WHICH SHE REJECTS


COME ON BIATCH… TELL HIM THE TRUTH… COME ON… DON’T YOU HAVE THE GUTS… BIATCH?

So here is my advice for average people.. kill yourself… or kill bunch of people… or kill PLENY of cops or kill doctors… or suicide… or Rob a bank… bomb a subway…

GO FUCKING DO IT…
WE PROMISE YOU THAT THIS ADVICE IS THE BEST ON THE MARKET AS FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU

Comedy: Punch Line (3)

by DeYtH Banger

 

 

 

 

 

Oh Good Evening guys..
I know that you are happy to see me… after all your life is miserable.. . Probably not much is happening in your life… sex… marriage.. . Relationship…


SERIOUS BUSINESS


People just love me… when I start fucking around with gay, fat, SLIM, nerds, politics, random people and all othr mental masturbating categories.


I GOT THE GUTS AND THIS FUCKERS… HAVE NOTHING HANDY IN LIFE


What’s wrong with people?
They read shit… talk about shit… do shit…


I mean… what’s wrong with them?



Sometimes life isn’t as handy as you think.


He: Tell Me a story
Me: Like what
He: Something
….


He: You are not funny!


SO WHY YOU FUCKING FUCKER DON’T GO AND PLAY WITH HIS COCK…
COME ON… COME ON IT’S THE BEST PRODUCT ON THE MARKET


When people start saying stuff like

“If I tell you… What I work… after that… I should kill you…”

I like to take this moments… to express myself


“Oh as for me… If I tell you what I work… I should cut of your mom and father heads as for you…. Still you gonna be a virgin.”

Do you ask yourself?

I ask myself

Why in the bible there isn’t any cockroaches?
Why in the bible there isn’t DNA?
Why in the bible there isn’t anything written about micro cells…?


AND in the end we believe in God and what more bothers me is that is said


THIS SCUMBAG SEES THE FUTURE

Any interesting things around you… people?

Like funerals, babies, suicide, homicide, hatred, love
…

Funerals - Private Parties (Too Much Free Food)
Babies - Kill This Fuckers.. . 1$ dollar for each
Suicide - Free Pop Corns, More Food and Drinks



Masturbating is a process… when you can’t touch… you do things to fill the social holes.


When you are stupid you are loud in your dreams…


OH… OH SO YOU NOW CARE ABOUT THIS FUCKER


Let’s do something in this life… get a knife and stab each old fuck… Too old… nothing much going in their life.

Comedy: Deae

 By DeYtH Banger

Wanting to speak,
But I can’t
Wanting to write,
But I can’t



All genius people are down there… on the bottom of this earth… skinning douchebags walking on the top of the Earth…

Wanting to commit,
But I can’t
Wanting some kinda action,
But I can’t

Comedians are genius, writers are genius… everyone who is looking out of the box… (That’s the term)… it’s great to be in the package…




BUT LET ME STOP YOU
SPITTED BOTHER OF LIGHT




Drugs, ADDICTIONS.. . Bad… good everything happens for reason, just do your research. I did mein, when I was out with friends PLENY comedians actors bipolar disorder… so far this will explain why the best comedy which has ever existed is always under or on the top.


JUGGLE YOUR ASS
AIDS AND HEAD TUMORS
ARE ANOTHER RECIPE FOR A HAPPY LIFE

Punch Lines (5)

by DeYtH Banger

 

 

 

 

If even my mom gets into begging in her knees…

I GONNA GO TO… IT’S TIME FOR PAYOFF BITCH




Not interested in your problems.… sick bitch
I am probably not on the tracks to fuck you.




I am violent?
Okay… suck my cock… and try to calm this nerves… because the next step is to stick a mixer or a blender  in your throat.




I hate so much my mom, that when
I see her on her phone or computer… I feel like to stick my dick inside her mouth and say:



SCREEN THAT BITCH




Dear, Fellow humans you are like Angel on crack



When people die… it makes me feel less guilty than ever before.



I am going to be nice

BUT YOU SLUT… BLOW ME
FUCKING BLOW ME






I don’t have masks… I am myself… stop talking about self-help and self-sabotage… masks and other bullshits… eviromental pressure… masks…

OH GOD ON WHAT TYPE OF DRUGS ARE YOU RUNNING?


So you want to go out with me?
Great!


But keep this in mind:

- I fart in angles of room
- I am miserable
- I need PLENY of energy drinks (Becauseclife sucks)
- I am emotional Unstable (If I am relationship… I gonna put around my neck rope… because life is more awesome than ever)



You just never hear… “I feel great… to kill mself.. .”, “Life is great ride… it was awesome to be around you… now is time to go…”, “Methods of suicide is typical reminder for superheroes with abilities.”, “Winter is great season for to kill people”, “Winter is great season to kill cops…” and last

“Kick… or punch a cop and you gonna get fully preminum subscription for theater and cinema.”


I looked in the mirror, like most people do… and what I saw was like:




WRONG COLOUR…. BITCH… TWAT


Oh god… Old people…
Aren’t this people among the death row contestants?


Cemetries, the best private parties ever been organized…



YOU GOT IN YOUR HOME SLUMMBERJACK FUCK?
Who you hate
Who has died





Come here… more money… more offers… be obligated to pay more and more money… and why not we try this formula… by making it up to … end of your life… then we go for the children… and the phases… aren’t hard at all.

Children with disease… great you got for yourself a ticket for the circus.



You got for yourself, too much material?

Come over… go and watch PORNOGRAPHY and live the mind to start self-killing itself… we are talking about a new cover and whole new book for the self-help section.

Comedy: Not Sorry (At All)

 by DeYtH Banger


Little bit late… not pleny jokes on my pocket… on me no jokes… I am not a screw up kid who wants to ruin the fun of his own childhood. My Child hood was great… very colourful book.


BUT LISTEN,
BUT LISTEN,
LISTEN


Jokes are made just for the self-approval and self-validation… I am not going to end like Anthony Jeselnik Show… “Kids Go Read a Book”… I am going to end with “Go and offend somebody…”


Stop reading this crap
Stop going over theory


Go and take action… 



IF FUCKING GOD COMES… DON’T THINK HE WILL COME HERE AND START READING THE BIBLE… HE IS MAN OF COMMITMENT… IF HE IS TOO COMMITTED… IT MEANS THAT THE DOTS ARE GOING TO BE CONNECTED WITH MASSIVE ACTION.

SO OPEN YOUR BUT HOLES AND LET GOD FUCK YOU ONE MORE TIME



My jokes are okay… but the nation is sick… reading the bible… preaching the bible… beliving by cherishing the best things from the bible and some fucks … like pastors… have went so far that they  change the bible in way to look similar to “Nowadays”…


LOOK FUCKERS
WE KNOW THIS FUCK… JESUS

CRAZY SON OF BITCH
WITH NO DICK PICKS
MOTHER PROSTITUTE

AND THIS GUY IS NOT HAPPY… MAINLY BECAUSE OF STARVATION


Why people in the churches are starving?


COME ON 
COME ON

GIVE THIS GUY FOOD


So if you are beliving in God please prepare yourseelf for massive encounters of starvation. Sounds great?, Doesn’t it? For first trick out of the pocket! So if God comes… he is man of honor… suck his cock in the name of dignity… males… females… shemales… and all other sex type of categories. I don’t know how far you have gotten, because I am not interested in the depicating culture…


DO YOU GET THIS STORY?

Comedy: Punch Lines (6)

 By DeYtH Banger



Don’t misunderstand or skip… my facial expression…

…

I don’t care



Deep down… lurks… a manipulative freak.





Oh you are a heckler… great… great



FUCKING GREAT
…



Tell me about your problems… from first to last detail…

While I sabotage and destruct you… I wanna run on details data



Oh… oh… my… mom




I AM NOT PROUD OF HER…


BETTER FOR HER TO GET A BUNDLE PACKAGE OF DISEASE… GET ON HER KNEES AND TRY SOME KINDA COMMITMEMT



Look sluts.. . Whores… prostitutes…

All this chicks… got right in their veins… blood

Commitment… action


My mom doesn’t have those kinda of qualities… we shouldn’t even go in the further do of this topic… about losing virgin.. 


MASSIVE RAPE STYLE



What I want in life?

A girl who for hobby…
Cuts males dicks



BE CAREFUL… JUST BE CAREFUL ESPECIALLY YOU WOMEN… BETA MALES ARE LURKING OUT WITH MANIPULATIVE BEHAVIORS AND TACTICS IN THEIR POCKETS


They got tools… to make you squirt… to make you cry… to make you “Too invest in them"… which means to care about them and we are talking about high levels physical escalation-  Looks normal… but it’s mostly touches and testing ground.




AS FOR ME
IT’S FORBIDDEN TO ME TO TALK EVE N ABOUT THIS TOPIC FROM THE CULT PLACE



But bloody… hell… all this son of BITCHES are on the Santa List to get raped in the snow… We are talking about PLENY of bacteria… flakes.



I JUST WENT TOO FAR
AND I DIDN’T GOT IT



Why?

- There is no old fucks who is dreaming to be surrounded by 5 serial killers and few child molesters?

- There isn’t a young female who is dreaming about getting raped from pastor?

- Mom and daughter… wanting to be victims of cyber attack which goes so wrong … that they lose their legs.


- Why para-Olympics people… don’t imagine… getting raped… while digesting food?


My opinion about hecklers with a opinion?





SO LISTEN FUCKING FUCKER
GET ON YOUR KNEES… AND START SWALLOWING SOMEBODY’S DICK.. .DON’T THINK TICKETS FOR HEAVEN ARE EASY TO GET




Thy human should suck my balls and banana - dick.

I just find out that if you want to live and to survive as far to pass your genes you need to think… to think.

Women… don’t think… but males are maniacs in that… obsessed and fucked up PEOPLE




What I think about people?


Four legged bacteria

Walking
Eating
Smelling
Touching

Oh god this bacteria… doesn’t find it’s end somewhere here… it can kill… eat… flesh… jump… duck… and even got holes and poles… each instrument helps this bacteria to re-create itself and re-produce.

This bacteria is a horrible customer… and a great consumer.

Comedy: Punch Lines (7)

 by DeYtH Banger


Reasonable flashback fucker



What bothers me is Germans and comedy in one sentence. First of all how do this two words find their way into this sentence? Second of all… if we go for comedy… we shouldn’t forget the harsh words which they are using… how the fuck sake they stay erected… while they say this words?



Oh god and as for comedy their language is raw…  fucking raw… when I listen to German.. . Nothing good comes out…

Rapist
Psychopath
Lunatic
Crazy
Mad
Insane
Serial killer
Mass Murder



Deanial of stupidity is the biggest problem of society. It’s blood thirsty sucker!



What’s this weird fetish of people?
Have you seen it?
I am guessing not… if you have seen it… I won’t be here… right now and talking about… (I am not genius or smart… I just give a thought)



People buy stuff and put them in home… they move from one home to another… by moving stuff… deliving stuff and putting them home…



It’s weird as so far as sex… if you have chance to think about it… (but it’s still it’s strange person like you to give a thought)… visualise the whole sex thing as a bacteria going with another parasite…



THAT’S HOW FAR BIOLOGY GETS

THOSE FUCKERS GOT SO FAR…




Let us put in action psychology… the profile thing…. That’s what Neeed in dark days as those.

Jealous-  Is the existence of love
Stalking - Is the moment when a person get so far obsessed that each single means positive




I CALL THE LAST THING TOO MUCH PLAYING ON THE ROAD OF SPIRTUAL LEARNING




Here is a detail which you miss along the lines…




I AM PROUD FUCK

Comedy: Punch Lines (8)

 By DeYtH Banger


Yey.. . Tell me your opinion…



CANNED PIECE OF SHIT


Sooo much theater.. . Life is harsh…

Isn’t it.. dear pro-lifers?

Sorry but probably you don’t got my message… enough with massage stuff and let’s clear it off where there is plus… there is and minus…so far experiencing those shit in life it’s shown as positive and negative… don’t worry if you got this… after all you got hard purpose in life and this symptoms should be broad to medical attention.

If you are suicidal… and thinking about it… co stantly and always giving it a procrastination to take the better side of the whole deal…




HERE IS THE TOP TIP
HERE IS THE TOP ADVICE
COME ON TWAG.. DO IT…
FUCKING DO IT… YOU GOT ONE SHOT IN LIFE
… BETTER TRY TO SHOOT YOURSELF




What’s this fetish with Flight or Flight for anxiety, approach anxiety, stress… depression… I mean… around all this topics we got this terminology “Flight or Fight"…



WHAT TYPE OF NARCISSTIC ASSHOLE DID CREATED THIS?

I AM GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS PRINCIPLE… IT’S SELF CENTER… SELF EGO  …. PRINCIPLE…




Am I funny, I hope so!


So before few days I went to a psychiatrist, so to check oit my story and get some insight shit.

I told him about how my mom brings homes strangers… how my father died… How I don’t have PLENY of friends… How I was raised in low standard Enviroment…


And he said

"How can I help?”


I left the room…, “Sorry… but I am not taking today jobs.. ”




Probably If I get a family… become a part of family… a member… probably I am going to look like a bold fat fuck… lost hope… lost motivation…




This whole idea with kids it’s a big accomplishment… As for me I am not emotionally stable… probably I am going to hang myself… it’s a big concept this far fetched idea… so far as for a beta fuck.




What’s this fucking fetish… to be nice… why you fucking like it?

You see a cute girl and already your ass is on the market.

You see a famous person and you already put him/her on the pedestal…




STOP THIS LICKING DICKS CONCEPR
STOP BEING NICE

IF IT’S UP TO ME
I AM GOING TO KILL MY MOM
I AM GOING TO SHIT IN THE MOUTH OF GRANDMOTHER

Comedy: Life-Zero

 By DeYtH Banger


It’s kinda short… not punchy not itchy… but the irony of life is that you are supposed to do it… to be committed.. .


Not to kill and shred papers… this is too far obnoxious for to bend into reality. I am not trying to be genius… I am not trying to do something in life… but look it for here… we are too far evolve to make life matter and what bothers me and gives me nightmares is matter of material and action.


This steps kill inner and outer game… we are talking about the perfect status killer. If somebody jerk offs… does this mean that jerk mode is off?… Does this mean?… When the dick is hard…. The jerk is evidently… on… cocky… playful… pragmatic… fun.. . Smart… but when is off…


What happens then?
…


Evidently… get few of those… a dose… a Boose and yeah you got my message it’s time for self-esteem destroyer…


- This mood is not enough
- I am not enough
- Life is not enough
- Can’t we just believe that life just won’t work?
- FUCK IT.. . Let it go in DEPRESS mode.. . I love it


You don’t know anything about life   …. We are not talking about the pick “up” stuff..  it’s pick “down"… stuff…  I am reading 65… book… evidently. Mind fucked… not sleeping and now as a tired… tud… TWAG.. . Trying to swag the whole thing….


BIG
WHINNY BITCH

Comedy: Killing Yourself

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh god… oh God.. . Oh god… you finally doing it?
After so much stress… study… depression… and anger… rude…. Arrogance.. . To alpha with women… to small dick… after all sizes… looks… weather… after all this shit you decided this?


I SEE COMMITMENT
I SEE FUCKING COMMITMENT

What you want is as strong as me motivator… to help you do the job… 1) Bend the rules, 2) Your mom hates you, 3) For Your dad you are piece of shit shut and for 4) Don’t think it matters for someone in all this fucking world.


After All.. . Commitment and action is what my nightmares made of… day time is made of guilt and let’s try to be fun about the whole shit… mind is a sick fuck… too much of thoughts FUCKS you over… lemme explain you about what above I gave you… such action like this one needs proper mindset and let me repeat it again:

1) Bend the rules, 2) Your mom hates you, 3) For Your dad you are piece of shit shut and for 4) Don’t think it matters for someone in all this fucking world.


Few more stuff I am going to add… if you gonna do it… call me… I am planing to become a wanker right that day… get pop corn and drink coca cola and laugh as much as possible to your routines…

It’s typical suicide up… right above the opener… no cracks, no negs, no spikes, no attraction, no seduction, no emotional spikes, no escalation…

It’s great… need mythology for life after all if you gonna kill yourself… think about time.. . Make it like it matters..  Make it fuckin g like it matters…

Check time… once… twice
You gonna say “Now"… but your "Now” is a past event… the commitment it’s present and for me… ughhh
… “past"… the media has a thing… bodies.   And typically dead bodies they are found after few days… so you got PLENY of time.. . Killing Yourself.. . Means hide the body in the closet.


IT SOUNDS LIKE A TYPICAL PUA CODES


Let me tell you something…

Lemme give you some more proper mindsets

…

1) Your life sucks

-  If you don’t kill yourself… think about me… think about my bipolar moods and life and SADNESS.. . Misery… brings me joy.

2) Your Life Sucks (2)

- Think about it .. kill your self… future active method… with mythology past active… structure…

3) Gender

- Probably… you hate your gender… if you are woman you need 9 months to get some kinda PROGRESS.. . Like a baybe… if you are man… in no time 4 kids… on the way…

Kill yourself in the name of lay… in the name getting laid…


4) Guilty


- Yeah you are guilty…

- No friends
- Wasting life on movies and social media
- Wasting life on comedy
- Wasting time while procrastinating
 - Wasting life while being lazy
- Wasting life with less action
- Wasting life with no gf



You got … right now… right here… the best material to kill yourself…


After All have as a last thought suicide books need… new more desciplined heroes…

Comedy: Too Extended

 By DeYtH Banger


Let me… babble… babble blable.. .some shit… have you read pick up?

Pick Up is a community where boys who are anti-social… shy.. .weird… become confident men… Unnatural act…


Think about it…


Let’s chop of the dicks of all natural pick up guys… let’s see how unnatural will be for them too go out…


With mindset

Mindset: “I am going out… but not fuckin…. Not fuckin.. my dick head is chop of….”


We are talking about massive IOS … AND DIOD. IOD… and all bullshit community media advice.


If somebody has been reading pick up advice..   he or she… or whoever gender is messing around should point out that it’s funny…


I hate comedy… people.. . Say self-dedicating humor is fun…


Is fun…


NO IT’S NOT

Robin Williams - Killed himself - So far his jokes… went too far

Ralphie May - died
John Pinete - This fat fuck.. . Does also… remembered in the history as … angry fat guy


All this fucks were destroyed by their jokes…

By their jokes

How fun does it sound?

Burried in a coffin…

Re-Build that fuck - Architecture structure


I hate my mind and brain

ALWAYS NEGATIVE

- It’s enough
- It won’t happen
- It’s not enough


I FUCKING HATE IT

When it starts…  this shit I am like “Are you finished, mother FUCKER?”

Comedy: Loda

By DeYtH Banger




I lost value along the way.


OH GOD HAIR?
OH GOD COCKROACHES
I HATE BOTH THINGS ON THE TRACKS



If you don’t understand my gebbirish… it’s clear sign that you are brain dead. I am not trying to be funny…, I am just funny I am way surpass this shit.



Clapping
Laughing
Sadness



I am far way pass this shit…



LOVE IT?
HATE IT?




How does this sound out of the ASSHOLE.. . “I  don’t care.”




I am miserable as fuck… this is the reason that I am here… hanging up myself is a great idea… the best idea on the market… no money in return… life lost 99% guarantee.. . If Not.. . Don’t worry the market for broken toys is always open!



If you are offended… please be and keep that state… keep the change and if your mind is bothering to ask… “Why I don’t laugh?"… - Mainly on your jokes… …




Answer: Low calibration (and mind trick: "I am funny”)… all this business cards behaviors are as clear as a fucking Damn rainy day…




YOU ARE JUST NOT FUNNY
NOTHING WRONG WITH MY BODY
NOTHING WRONG WITH MY MIND



Just I have low torelance of bullshit…


With this social norms… social BULLSHIT stream it evaluates my life…

Comedy: Loja

 By DeYtH Banger


I am against all this corporate non sense BULLSHIT... with so much piles of shit in your pockets… don’t think that you gonna finish it in lifetime.


IT JUST NEVER HAPPENS
IT FUCKING JUST NEVER HAPPENS


You need fresh brain… pleny free time and nothing more good than Lectures called “Calling Bullshit:"… take this lectures it makes life much much easier or so far investment in them is lost in you… but win for me… I am practicing forceful behavior… the behavior of curiosity which gets punched and it starts going in different directions.




I just don’t tolerate BULLSHIT, that’s all my life is more important from the BULLSHIT media. I like before I go to sleep… to read facts… to go around diseases… and rape and blood…


All this fun miserable stuff which happen to others and are written a fable format.



I FUCKING LOVE IT
I FUCKING LOVE IT



It’s great that there is a person out there who 24/7 want us to know and learn, I love the whole concept of the whole idea… This sTories with blood and scare… it’s mirror reflection of how far the human race has went… it’s reflection
…
Of cruelty, brutality, anger and all other good juicy stuff. Oh God, who doesn’t love this cheap fuck?
He is cheap DISGUSTING fuck, here is a message to our dear Lord.




Dear Lord,

Press the button to continue, you could be brutal… crazy, mad, killer, insane, homicidal, masojenistic. But this won’t stop you to suppress that shit get on your knees and start blowing my dick…





NOW I AM PLAYING
NOW IS MY TURN
YOU ARE JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH




Once you get on your knees don’t worry about mania, anti-depressants and data… don’t worry about that… I am thinking of passing off my genes… so swallow as much as possible my cum… no more biblical corporate shit or churches, what you need is two hands… mouth open… stomach empty mainly because I am planing to pass my genes as efficient as possible… no defects… effects or other fancy words.


….
When you think about life don’t think in sense of fancy shit… or fantasies estrogen…

Comedy: Are You?

 By DeYtH Banger


Come on answer, “Are you?” Are you so crazy fuck that needs daily motivation… daily positive action.. commitment… gym and learn to fight?


So here is the thing go right… the gym is for bitche’s who think are doing and going somewhere, just relax… calm and think about it “You won’t be the next Arnold.”



1) You don’t have his size
2) Commitment
3) Kg
4) Looks
5) Health


We clear it off the whole shit… size: Matters, Commitment: That’s what lazy ASSHOLE like you can’t do..
Here is the descipline no more CANDIES, no more computer games, no more club coach games, bar chair games, phone sit, social media… that’s what is happening once you clean this shit we can talk about commitment.


Kg, Looks - Not only in dating but in gym is important.. . WHY?

I am not buying big fat fag magazine

Health - It’s important junk food won’t put you very far on your road.




I love the idea of people who want to learn how to fight… I CALL call this club of the losers… brain defected fucks.. . In the old scHool.. We didn’t need any type of Marshall arts…




1) Side Kick
2) Kick
3) Punch
4) Head
5) Bite
6) Raw Game
7) Punch + Kick





And this is the whole recipe.. no need for strangulation with double emulated libs… and cracking head with hit in the balls…
Sucking a cock with side kick right in the face… double punch with side kick in the balls… All this combinations are hard and complex… People from the old scHool do so simple stuff with 100% success.. . Your fancy moves are more likely to get you in more trouble…



What I would like to tell you is that there are manipulators out there…





NO NICE STEPS FOR THAT
NO NEED





There are guys who are with condoms in their pocket and picking up women on the street. I would like to cockblock them… permanently block their cocks…

If they try to pick up, seduce, deduce, manipulate, have sex, get a blowjob, attract, touch, kiss, fistjob, footjob, running around the streets for pick up all this good suit to be banned.


I am fucking sure it’s annoying to women and no women out there goes with mindset “Today I gonna go outside and get a date with a guy on the street who is hustling and from strange reason condom in his pocket is his motivation.”





Those guys need to be isolated with massive trauma + PUNISHMENT. What we need is doze of screw up mentality, education, experience, self-esteem, success.. .






IT WILL BE FUCKING AWESOME
THEY EXPRESS AND TELL ANOUT THEIR RESULTS AND YOU START BASHING THERE HEAD AND SAY

…

STOP FUCKING AROUND
SCREW UP MANIPULATOR.
…




Look it from this point pick up artist make women to want sex… rapist don’t have this ability so they go one step further by too much touchy… and physyical  escalation..
NO attraction, seduction, deduction.. .




I call the last category a men with dignity who knows what he wants. I am 100% sure that he doesn’t need motivation to rape people… he just do it… man of action.. the pick up artist need to be playful… cocky… bad boy…. badass… Mr. Bad… just fucking too much roles in the end the rapist goes over the top that’s why he ends in jail and the pick up artist gets tired.

Comedy: ARE Facebook

 By DeYtH Banger


All people here are wussies let me clear of all this whole categories you gonna get me more correctly along the way… if you didn’t get me it doesn’t mean that you can’t change the religion become a Muslim and you got exclusive offers around this deal.

You are famous…

- If you say it in the right place… in the right time.. “Allah Akbar” you gonna get pleny of attention.

- You pray when you are on your knees
  That’s great in my POV Feel free to give me a blowjob… you went so far it’s time to do the a d the other part of the job.


I pike the rug thing if you are a homo or even a girl you won’ t make the ground messy… with sperm…
I get the idea why Muslim women get so much clothes and it covers all their body.




1) They are ugly

2) Nothing To show

3) Very Useful for blowjob (LESS mess in the future)





Most of you have open thousand Windows on your phone and thinking that you are smart and soon enough you gonna remove them… but no… no… no… you making more and more from 10 it became 16… we are talking about rough and raw math here.



Most of you have open on your computer 5 Windows of porn … or even more and my favorite category is the people who take it few steps further… turning on in the same time few videos.… different categories.



You are fucked up… when you need to piss… you go in a room or a place where you automatically start removing clothes which are around your pussy or dick… then you put them up and go outside that place like nothing has happen…



You are fucked up… water falls out of a metal… pipe… and you feel the freedom of removing clothes and start applying soap and touching yourself…




I am just not sure from where to start… the touching part? It’s as sick as fuck… we got a word for this it’s called “Frotteurism” or we are near to this shit… I love people who think that they are free… nobody is really free all this historical people… who you know are just couple or spoon of serup of idiots… they don’t have brains…. they did it because it was the beginning of the world and it just went viral with our technology which we have in hands. Nobody is really free… what you see is limitation to what you know… how you walk and speak is limitation of what you have learn…





HOW FUCKING FREE ARE YOU?




Let’s go with removing clothes… for such disadvantage we have created mental instituions.




If you are right now interested in eating… something is fucked up in you… that’s for sure… it’s not message from your ego… neither a really call from your stomach… more likely your brain is experiencing compulsive overeating disorder.


1) First of all very rude

2) Second of all something is wrong with you

3) You are here because of me… no more food… FUCKER like you needs a primal… level descipline



Most of you aren’t experiencing real love or real life… all day in front of the momotor of phone.. . Laptop… computer… TV and you call this life?


Re-Check the dictionary… put your glasses or goggles or whatever you have and the correct word is hell.






Most of you

- Like
-  Share
- Comment
- Share
- Message
-  Search
- Read
- Article
- Google
-  Like
-  Like
- Like
- Re-tweet
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- Comment
-  Follow
- Subscribe
- Follow
- Subscribe
-  Search “porn”
- Search “handjob”
- Search “biatch”
- Message
(Get up get food.. . Ugh..  too lazy let’s put it for later…)





This above is the most of your daily action… depressive… anxious.. . Obsessive… and that’s today’s words I won’t Google it or Re-Google it…


Homos - Get a life… cocks… sucking

Really???

Really?


Get medical attention and make sure to read the bible of daily mindsets.. .




Man
Woman

That’s what we have …
NO Homos
No Lesbians
NO transgender


And all other corporate non-sense BULLSHIT.

Comedy: Inspired

 By DeYtH Banger



Oh god… when are you gonna stop with this questions?

They suck




FOR GOD SAKE
GET A FUCKING LIFE




I am not trying to be sexual or even escalate to arousal, but look… I am trying to exploit what you love, know, do… so lean back… and enjoy the freak show.




FREAK
FREAK




Yeah, you hear me right… I said freak… normal people don’t go as far as you have went… sitting and being lazy they are busy with whatever average life is all about.



- Piss
- Eat
- Study
- Dump
- Hang out
- Chat
- Laugh
- Smile
- Wash
- Shower





Sounds like a list of daily chores aka activities of normal people…. But if we gonna become normal just let’s cut the shit… tie a rope around our neck and let’s see






CAN THIS FUCKER
TAKE IT ANY LONGER





911 is going to be the fast dial trick


Killing Yourself is not magic… or magical trick… it just happens… out starts with rain and it ends up with clouds which block the sun.


(Let me eplain you… what I mean.. . I know people like you don’t have pleny of grey material in your head… reading or listening to a book isn’t part of #1 things to do after you go out or before you go out… it doesn’t matter… for sure… 100% sure that on the internet you stream forBULLSHIT.. . I DON’T NEED DETECTORS OR LIFE OR EVEN TO WORKOUT … TO KNOW THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS FULL OF SHIT.


Under rain I mean negativity in your head… clouds are people who FUCK you over with negativity….)





HAVE FEW RULES IN MIND

1) I DON’T TRANSLATE
2) I AM NOT YOUR BIATCH
3) I AM NOBODY’S BIATCH
4) I HAVE A LIFE





Normal people like normal … talk that’s why most of them don’t succeed in life… they are just fucking boring bags full of shit.



He/She: Where are you from?
He/She: How are you?
He/She: What’s up?
He/She: Wad up?
He/She: Hey
He/She: Hello



OH GOD… WHAT’S HAPPENING … AM I ON A HOLIDAY OR SOME KINDA ROOFIE FUCK IS TRYING TO FUCK ME OVER… I DON’T NEED A BOOK ABOUT DRUGS TO KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING.





Hey Bill Gates - Money..  spending problem?

Send some here… After all most people say in lifetime… I can’t spend his money… so let’s try… I am going to set the record straight… I am back to reality (Eminem)

What’s with this crappy healthy food?
Workout…
Healthy sleep?
Healthy morning routines?


Are you a comedian?

It just some kinda a screw up narcissist who think is smart in life…

Go for it… go for it…

Whatever to be… just do it.. do ’t worry we got coffin makers… grave stone mAkers and we got diggers… who are going to help to put your body 100 meters… derep down. Sorry… if I got the math wrong after all math isn’t my biggest problem in life.


I hate math teachers they told me that math is important and it’s part of life..








I have all this negative pact of emotion… it doesn’t look like 2 + 2 = 5… it’s more likely 2 +7 = 4579… - Non sense at a thar’s how we end up the pick up theory.… women aren’t creatures of logic.



This here is my material… love it or hate… it that’s all folks… this is the way ti spirtuality… embrace it.. embrace it….




I am not here to give advice.. . Tips or help… you got the wrong section bro. When a old adult start using famous words … within teenager nation… it sounds like a guy with aneurysm.






“Wow”, “LMAO” , “LOL” … when I heard it from 60 years old guy… I am like




ARE YOU OKAY?





To all people who are going to go to courses or even planing to study women… You wasting time…


Men are logical
Women aren’t


This will fuck your brain over… repeat it… over and ovet and you will become the main causation of the whole equation.

Letter to:

Dear, Masturbators

You are doing more harm… and brain damage than fixing your life… squirting won’t fix your life… it will just make you less motivated in surviving… jerking off won’t help you as well nothing more than draining your energy.

Comedy: Science

 By DeYtH Banger


Yeah we are talking here about science like it or hate it… it’s on your budget… it’s on you and let’s keep the ball rolling. Out there .. we can see or even have in mind that there are “curious” group… I call them “curious fucks"…. Monitoring… also known in my language data base "Exploit Data"….body language experts…people who study social interaction and let’s end the whole party with the screen writers also know  as manglooo maniacs….


CRAZY AS FUCK


Does this sound suspicious or I am wrong about it?
So much material… data… is it for the greater good or for the worser?

Accumulation of data and transformed into books with sources and resources…


Let me paraphrase is the whole scenario "What keeps me awake… are the nerds and geeks becoming alpha males…"…. WORLD IS TURNING EDGES




OH GOD THEY KNOW ME AS THE CLASS CLOWN
AS THE JOKER



But before I was the awkward kid… the depressed kid… the comedy guy is a new version is it possible they to know my character?


Rebeliation
Rebel
Bible


All this fico matter… probably has come from the bible… I know it very well I read it everyday… I preach… pray… Jesus… God all this heroes knows what’s in about to happen… if they know… (let me expand your grey matter in your head)… probably they are dummies in the hands of something more greater… smarter and wise.


He knows thy life
He knows thy books
He knows thy people
He knows thy films
He knows thy material
He knows thy….


He is master of manipulating… this thought should send up to your spine shivers… even thinking about this concept it makes greater chances that someone is already getting organized the figures which are going to be on the table.

The battle 1 on 1… that’s what in greater dept we as far we know.




WHAT BOTHERS ME IS
SOCIALOGY



It’s a fun subject pleny of good data for survival benefits and getting more dices from enemies… ancestors … friends… other people… It’s something which is going to safe you…

CRAZY IDEALISTIC CONCEPT



But it’s true… (We are for sure not talking about faggots… no hot topics around this cabin… or even short cut for women which is total abbreviation next to BULLSHIT.)

But still spinning around something which you already know… for sure from out of 230 pages… you don’t know in about 30 words max…. The other words you know them… but not in such specific order and organization. Writers call this trick… "structure”. Nobody talks about sociology… as far as I said fun subject…


Nobody talks about killing presidents… black operation… green light operation and settle red…

I CALL THE WHOLE THING VIOLENCE OF ACTION
(Jocko Said this… it’s for sure a code word for something.)

Don’t take it the wrong way… I am not planning to kill any President … I am just saying… no need federal prison..


WHAT WE NEED IS FREE SPEECH


SO FBI GO DOWN… YOU WORK FOR THE COUNTRY
.… GO GET A SPOON OF SEMEN CHERISH THE OMEN BITCHES

I know about the guys who missintrepetrate the information and start bending it in crazy… insane ways. These mother Fuckers are the most famous group in the whole world.


But still who got time for complaining so much?
Particulipating so less?
Getting so far?
And doing nothing?
After all


What’s with this sad lyrics… songs… text… books?

Are you okay guys?

Because we need a fucking large room to isolate all this sadFUCKS.. . They are full of poison… fucking… full of poison…

I also hate average guys… I call them average schmucks… full of labels… full of limits… and shit.


I have problems with thinking it’s called mania if you get one of those things one of the first sign is massive guilt inslavement…  This is some kinda crazy.. . Insane fetish with deep levels of loneliness and depression… that’s what I call midget levels of isporporpirane astrogen fuck.

Comedy: Obey

 By DeYtH Banger


You Obey, right?
You fucking obey… you go to school… you get forced to get away from some situations… to answers teacher questions… forced to walk… and we talk about freedom.. But you dear fucking oppressed humanoid fuck… try yo go deep as hard as possible…


DON’T THINK YOU GONNA GET SATISFIED… YOU NEVET WILL AND WON’T YOU ALWAYS GONNA FORCE YOURSELF TO GO FEW LEVELS ABOVE

AND ALWAYS GOES BEYOND


Don’t try to be smart you are a victim..
With a victim mentality…


I AM FUCKING HARSH ALWAYS WITH ME… STOP FUCKING AROUND ME WITH YOUR FUCKING SHITTY LESSONS

COME HERE DEER FUCK… STUNT FUCK AND TRY TO OBEY THE LAW… OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND LICK MY BALLS… SICKING douchebag… go read a book… go lick my tip of mushroom


I always strive and stripe to hyper analysing symtoms…

Here is the list for what I give a fuck about.

1) Me
2) My dick
3) Me and My Mercy
4) Your daughter
5) All kids who are not adults


I love the whole concept of teenage fucking… It’s bloody hell the best cool piece sold on the market.. . Selling some organs.


YOU ALWAYS OBEY


You go out with your mom… you go out with yoir family… you ride a bike (I call all this action… act of forcefulnes… you are forced fuck… skip a dick… lick a pipe… and join the balls community)






THE MORE I GIVE A FUCK… THE MORE CHANCES SOMEBODY TODAY IS GOING TO GET RAPE…

FUCK BY ITSELF… IS A CONTAINMENT OF PLAGATORY RICHEOUS DIGESTIVE ACTION…




You get a girlfriend… you kiss
… you do stuff…



I WANT TO PUT MORE TENSION… ON “DO”


You do stuff… you do… how fucked up is this?

The concept goes as far as… you being alone is not enough… get somebody… poop… and pee is comming out if women… (Have in mind when you are trying to pick up a chick)






OH GOD …
I AM EATING
I AM FUCKING EATING

IT’S SOUNDS LIKE AN PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF PERFECT WILD ANIMAL)

I AM JUST NOT BUYING IN IT


WHAT’S WITH THIS FOOD SHOWS… AND SAD SHOWS ALL TBIS SHOWS HAVE ONE IN MIND


BUY MORE
BUY MORE
EAT MORE
EAT MORE


SO AS NEXT LET’S GO TO COP SHOW… TALK SHOW


NOTHING MORE

YOU CAN’T TALK
YOU NEED TO WORK MORE
YOU ARE NEXT
YOU ARE GOING TI BE VICTIM
ONE GUY DIED… SO IT’S YOUR TURN






Oh god… oh God.. . All this shows have one thing as main “not enough"…


Let’s end this prestige "obey” thing with you gonna e d up fucking pixels and go learn a monologue.

Comedy: Profile

 by DeYtH Banger



The story is somewhere around the middle... sooon enough I am going to end with this life is going to pass around... playing or not... watching or being a part of spectators... having around yourself losers or people who have friends.... doesn't matter....



So life was better... if we go too far too far in the history we gonna see... no complexity... no trains... no phones.... no need for green stuff (money)... no need for TV... playing outside for hours... for hours... punching... kicking.... playing out...


Life was great until stuff started comming out... simplicity was part of the past and it was time for complexity... somewhere down there wanted life to be more harsh and hard.... what more than that?
Somebody there wanted to create differences... races.... colours... new words... the nation started growing and growing... mass hatred did come the moment when poor people were on the street... average people are just above poor and below rich.... they were playing on one wood.... kicking and punching... walking and dancing.... playing.... probably one day soon enough they were going to be poor.... playing with trash... playing with shit... or being a rich... it was a simple of mindset... rules and knowledge this was the moment when this fucking man did change the world... this change costed ton of problems. And the problem with rational creatures.... we always create problems... always.... we never do solve them and we never finish them... creative people jump around pleny piles of shit... dumb people don't know where to go.... and that's it folks....


TV.... money..... phones..... computers... it was the moment when stress and depression came out... that's what psychologist and psychiatrist... if you like to have fun... you can't stay one place and pleny of other shit we got a dictionry of diseases... syndromes and illness we got hyper-active.... bipolar disorder.... anxiety disorder... Neurodevelopmental Disorders.... Trauma and stress disorder and the more deep we go the more piles of shit we see... nobody says that they are silly or non-logical shit nobody just goes so far. But the truth is that people profit from this....psychologist eat from your problems... you pay them to tell them shit... so after alll problems eater we got... then we got some other shitty stuff and let's reveal the bible.

"God made us to be free"
"God gave us freedom"
"We all are equal..."


- I am not sure about the last thing... but let's assume it after all we need to have some moral bases, right?... BUt let me tell you the truth the truth is that we need to question everything and everywhere... how fucked up does this sound?... QUestion life?... Question things?... Curiousity god you by the throat and we go to the bible let's go there... no terminal illness... no mental floss... no special gadgets... no nothing... just nothing... no biology no martial arts... and was life so simple
really? Or I am some kinda ironic... sarcastic fuck...



DON'T BLAME ME
BLAME YOURSELF


YOU GOT PILE OF FABLES
PILES OF SHITTY NOVELS HANDS BY HANDS
YOU GOT SHITTY PARENTS AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON
WHO THY I HERE TO JUDGE?



To be honest I hate to make judgements I hate to talk about life... it's no this my favourite topics... but here this topics is very essential, lurking around pleny corners in life pleny stories and articles. Dissociative Disorders, depersonalization/derealization disorder, dissociative amnesia, somatic symptom, feeding and eating disorders and life is full of this complex words every day when I get up... I ask myself... why life is worser than it is... the dark moments... the dark days... the bipolar episodes alll this days... shut the light of your life... rail tracks lurking there questionable call and worries... begging for closeness nowhere near it... seldom or rare disease of massive excuses and where is the truth of all this? Go shake the pipe... shake it... play with the dick... play with the pussy 



Homosexuality
Sexual abuse or violence
Sexual thoughts about friends
Incest
Infidelity
Sexual sadism or masochism
Sexual enslavement
Beastiality
Underage sex
Sex and religion as a form of blasphemy


- This above is the package of what really happen... is it for the greater good or not... OCD AND Sexdual Obsession is what is knocking on our door... anorexia nervosa, bulimia nervosa, rumimation disorder, binge eating disorder... all this shit is playing in our heads it still bothers me around how people live with this idea... how they fucking live?

IT'S LIKE GETTING THE DEVIL BY IT'S TAILWITH THIS KNOWLEDGE


Who has read the bible knows what I am ta lking about....  I am being around this bible for a very long time... all this reading and knowledge shit is work with the devil... playing with the devil...

Let's end this story... there are profilers... who's job is to study human interaction and behavior let this now bother you around the corner and with this thought to sleep.

Comedy: SHITTY

 By DeYtH Banger




Brag about it… fucking come on… start bragging aboit it… complain… get annoyed… hate yourself… life is here to seduce you.




You believe in some SHITTY manifestos… SHITTY fat lies …. Muscles… training… healthy activities. How about me? I am just trying to do healthy stuff… because bystander I am forced by myself to stay with myself… That's why I am always busy…







I hate science it question:

- When
- Where
- What
- How
- Why
…


So far no replies
…





Bench.. . Bend this fuck… just bend this fuck… no phones… no cells… no jail… no time… no court… no life and as end pro life.







DISGUSTNG BLOODY DIGESTIVE FUCKS


Slow down… one cock of time… no less… no more


I love life single life… one shot… pleny of rigid complaints… I STILL HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LISTENING TO TIPS… I JUST CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM





George Carlin Rules to life said… surround yourself with losers… One day… everyday… they gonna look up to you…





THE NIGGA STARTED SIGNING

He: I have sex… everyday… everyday… every morning

THE NIGGA STARTED DANCING

He: I have sex everyday ….. every morning


Me: I kill NIGGA BITCHES everyday… black and black… more black and ending colour of black.. MORE syllabouls…. MORE symbols
….


Me: I like to kill… fuck and eat… that's my whole… morning process … I kill… fuck and eat... black meat… black NIGGA.. .


GIVE ME MORE YOU SLUTTY BLACK FAGGOT
DANCE MORE…
I GONNA RAPE YOU
I GONNA GAG YOU
AND RAPE YOU




Dating… farting.. . Trying to cheat… lie… falsifying evidence doesn't make you genius. That you show the hands of "Luck"… doesn't make you eve n near to intelligent.. .


Smart people know stuff… do stuff… aren't lieing and bullshitting others…




If you like info, it means that you are "learner".
If you have fetishes about sex, it means that you are "pervert".
If you like CANDIES, you got for yourself diabetes…




YOU FAT FUCK




If you like to read at once pleny of data, this is not productivity… This laziness in the chair of smartness… that's how lazy operates.. . "Read more in less time"…
It was a dumb idea since the whole beginning it was begging for rivals… for fucking rivals!

Comedy: Nightmare

 By DeYtH Banger


Jokes are like a Nighmare
Books a d audio Books.. . Courses… not finished and what more to hate than life which is not lived?





You want definition of me? Here is one… I hate "You"… by saying that you are supposed to feel mass   negativity pushing throw your body. Did you know that in pick up community there is term "Future Projections" I call it "Future Correction", because there are few subjects or two subjects and the one person is putting BULLSHIT.. . Fat twiggy lies in the head of the other person. I also hate people I have on my phone, Facebook, Instragram and just don't have any reaction of them… we call this 2018-2019 friends from the future. If you look at the bottom and you don't see anything, probably somebody has Raped Angelina Julie.




Today when I got up I saw my reflection on the mirror… it was total facial rapist. What bothers me now is what type of victim mentality do I have?
Oh you again… beard… mustache I know what I got..
 I am a rapist… this happens when you sum details… No math - It's all about solving stuff… nothing is impossible 1 +1 = 2; 2×2 = 4; 15 ÷ 3 = 5; 5 × 10 = 50..
 5 × 100 = 500;… Psychology - It's all about having troubles and problems… if you've got… come over… " People like you feed me and my family". Religion - It's all about bullshit fiction… shit…




If you had a brain and could use your grey matter probably you would be today "Here". But sorry reality is brutal… and you are down there… you paid for staying and staring "here". Probably somewhere in your mind you have the though "He is great"… "He is better than me."… That's great people like you make me feel and dive into rich mentality. It's for sure that we aren't talking about Bob Proctor and "The Secret" and all other bullshit people sell and to make you feel more "Dependend"… "Attached" "Victim"… But still stay here we need weak minds and vulnerable creatures so to succeed in our daily rituals.


Dating - Learn "How to talk?"… "What to do?", "What to say?" "When to say it?"… "The way to say it" and how even to pick up girls…






WE PROMISE YOU… RIGHT NOW… RIGHT ON THE SPOT… YOU GONNA GET EVERY GIRL… YOU GONBA GET YOUR DREAMIFE AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE SUCESSFULL





Sorry for ruining your daily motivation entertainment but everything from beginning up to the end is Bullshit.


Dick-  Make it big… use a pipe… use pills… medical drugs.. . And get a large fucking cock.







WHAT MOST WOMEM DESIRE IS LARGE BIG DICK
THIS IS SICK TRICK… NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT
IT'S SOON GONNA DISSAPEAR THIS SITE… MAKE SURE YOU JOIN RIGHT NOW OR YOU LOSE IT
YOU CHOOSE

YOUR DICK GETS BIG AND YOU START HAVING GREAT SEXUAL EXPERIENCE





Let me tell you something… great brain washy strategy it deserves 10 stars… clear marketing B.S.

Comedy: Birthday

 By DeYtH Banger


I hate the whole concept of this birthday shit… when is "Death Day"… This here is private party… you participate… but you are not conscious.. . Soulless if we even assume any type of basis in this whole game. But just don't get proud OR even too happy… your birth certificate is an excuse from the Condom factory. If you already got a girlfriend, probably the reason is she isDESPARATE.





Out there… there artist… masters… in manipulative tactics and methods as for u… You are a daily watcher..  outside everything seems normal… in movies and books too extraordinary.…





I GONNA EXPLAIN THE WHOLE PROBLEM
IT'S SIMPLISTIC AVERAGE MIND… AVERAGE MINDSET AND YOU ARE MISERABLE AS FUCK





The masters … they are smart… and clever your thick minds can't accomplish any type of bare knowledge. By best tip for "You" is read the bible.



1) You are God
"We were created in his image and looks"

2) Enemies
"Love your enemies… love them"




Just do it… two simple rules… you got… execute them… the second one is all about not being reactive… If they stab you… hurt you… damage you… or shoot you.. . Or whatever method they try…

Just love them… fucking love them!




I hate holidays…
Too expensive…
Nothing really special about it…
Day like a day



Fat people need more diagnosis and diseases… The more you got the less stomach hunger you feel.

Comedy: Your Day

 By DeYtH Banger





Just fucking stop with make up, healthy activities… healthy Habbits.. . Reading books, watching films… staring at people… talking about people, talking with people.




YOU AIN'T FOOLING ANYONE..
YOU JUST NOT FOOLING ANYONE
I DON'T BUY IT





Okay… you

RIGID FUCK?



I ask myself… why there aren't scenario of rigid fucks? Yesterday I saw a lady.. . She was looking good at the back side… but in front of… fucked up as a raped baybe.

I told her

"Tell Santa… I want you… under my Christmas tree"





I felt sad… regret… massive assumptions… so the next step which I did…

I saw a Old fuck… I told him

"Call Santa and tell him to remove the freaks from my Christmas tree." Most people difine me as being weird.. . Strange and even a freak. But okay… I got it… the better I succeed in life the more people love me. I GONNA be honest about the whole thing.. . I JUST DON'T FEEL THE SAME FOR YOU…. I am at least honest!



If you are playing around positive mind loops… just suck a dick… come on… blow one off… blow it… give a blowjob. Stop with this BULLSHIT mentality.. . Jesus was positive that's how nails got in his hands in first place… Too Cocky, Too Smart, Too Arrogant and Scam Artist.


Feel guilty this is 100% guaranteed… that the day gets improved.. under improved I mean my day gets improved. I think about myself… That's the first thing I do…



Not a ego
Not selfish
Not egoistic


Just me.. clear sign of sanity levels.. As for you go in a mental hospital in first place no grey matter and second no need to complicate life...

Comedy: Random

 By DeYtH Banger







Hi, you are special
You are smart
You are clever
You are genius


…


BULLSHIT

…






You aren’t special.. you are just a fucking poop.

Nothing special about you…
Piece of shit like you hasn’t any special features at all.


I know doing good and helping others… makes you feel good.





FOR GOD SAKE GET A LIFE
…

STOP COUNTING ON OTHERS




Reality is not a big deal keep shit together… the BULLSHIT keep it… Oh god motivation… but let’s fix this line let’s put it “Oh Boss"… motivation. Stop it, stop it… stop with this positive manifestation… Just think about if life is bad and you got set of 1000 drills if negative probably God is sending too much spam messages and the best reply is razor sharp knife … cut your veins and go make a visit… see this fucker what he is up to!




Motivation, I finished and published a book about it… I put inside everything which I have learn… but this is the last thing creature of habit like you needs. Just go in the bathroom or whereever you have mirror and look in it… do you see the image?
Do you see the eyes?
The head?
Skin?
Face?






Do you see all this SHITTY features?

…

Go take them… fucking take them and start blaming that "look” in the mirror… fucking start… go and start be harsh… be relentless… be crazy… be ruthless… Just fucking do it… Look in the mirror and do your job.


It’s better than a 3-rd person game or a movie which makes no sense.. . First that… then that…






OH GOD WITH THIS TWISTS
PLOT HOLES
SUPRISES
MYSTERIES

ALL THIS CRAPPY SHIT..  DON’T YOU SEE
YOU WASTE MY PRECIOUS TIME… ALL EPISODES END IN SUCH WAY THAT IT MAKES THE VIEWER TO BE CURIOUS…

BUT NOTHING IS REALLY GOING ON




I like energy drinks manly because it says to my brain “stop”. It helps a lot of.. . If you are  maniac in thinking… bipolar… depressive such thing like “stop” it helps a lot of. It doesn’t help with all the shit in life… but it helps with the inner life..   Energy drinks create the illusion that you are exercising.




- As for beginners

1 drink for a day 
(Then go and do other BULLSHIT activities.. . No need for running.. jumping… jump Jack’s.. . Ducks… dips… push pull… push ups…)



- As for intermediate

2-3 drinks for a day
(Here we are talking not about a bullshitter… but an exercise in the frame of 2 hours at least… begginers… swipe it off… intermediate are trying after all… Exercise of 2 hours costs a full package of damage also known as 2-3 energy drinks.. .)



- As For Advance

5-6 drinks for a day 
(We are talking about Energy Drinks)
(Advance people need more and more… energy drinks.. . )




GOD IS INNER FUCK
GOD HAS A INNER GAME





Look you little fuck… “my” SEMEN came in your mom’s vagina it was “sexless"… no gender… and with time it took the shape. Humans are just mutations… semantic mutations…




O… I… Gonna explain you some shit that I got in my pocket lines about "How to open a girl?"… it doesn’t mean that I gonna get any far in life..  It was personal success.. . Until she caught me… the
fucking cashier… with BULLSHIT lines… as for how smart she is.. what she says..  and what she wants.



BUT FUCK YOU
YOU ARE NOT SUCESSFUL
SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE.. .
AKA
WOMEN
GET FUCKED BY THEIR UNCLE
AS FOR LOSERS LIKE ME… WE GET THE CHANCE TO BE TOTALLY FUCKED BY GOD.. . THIS US THE BIG BOSS… THE BIG DEAL




You say something but it’s empty as a hole in a concrete… Just go and steal material… just do it…at least you going somewhere… it just doesn’t make sense what you gonna say.. other order… other words… same sentences… it doesn’t matter.. . When the bell rings.. . 20… or 50… or 70… years old… it just doesn’t matter… your body  goes into a grave into a casket… so be sure to have the budged for this last private party.

Comedy: Basic Hatred

 By DeYtH Banger


I hate books there are pleny on the market, if your mission is to be busy with books… you got… you got fucking that… most authors are dead, others are dying right now, other right soon and the last category Are alive and dumb.



We live in society in which if you don’t have filters for B.S.




LIFE FUCKS YOU FROM THE MOUTH
UP TO THE ASS




I always think about suicide and dieing and killing myself, it’s a lovely concept let’s face it… peace… no diversity… no adversaries, no life with less purpose… Life is a soul… If we need to define life we need to define it by soul, but not all problems are going to get solved.

Sometimes you just fail in life “No the best movie”, “No the best material”, “No the best day”, “Not the best idea"… reason.. flow in your head from basically less replies in social media we end up up to calls which were total failure in voice.



OH GOD THOSE
AWKWARD CALLS
SO MUCH PREPARATION
…

AND FOR NOTHING?

MY NIGGA IS A FIGHTER
MY NIGGA IS A FUCKING FIGHTER




Let me get you straight… complaining is a way of the lazy loser.
Always talking about results… nothing we really got here… just fucking fake person.




It’s basic hatred if your mom shouts while yoy sleep.
It’s basic hatred if you don’t succeed in life… just get it… God doesn’t love you… nothing decimal or ironical or proctorical… practice…. Slice it…. Dice it… Ice it. The last sentence sounds like so far I am very dumb human being.. . I  don’t need protocols to proof it… no need for that… evidence are sloppy.



Knowledge is another way of saying "You are free"… but let’s focus on the stuff like the bible "God have us freedom"… now focus on the people who took it and let’s not forget it… no cum… no fun… you rummy ASSHOLE … let’s go to the people who saved us… it’s  irony we playing with dice… rocks and always doing that… is it life all about endless game.

Comedy: Cutting

 By DeYtH Banger


Yup, I want to slash and bash this dog first of all it’s person of interest… and second of all this are the all types of motives. Let me tell you something.. I was out with friends “Have Fun"… but have in mind… don’t be brutal with words, too critical… be nice… don’t go deep… don’t try to self-amuse yourself, filter yourself…



And yeah I did it… now I am stuck.. like a crancky crappy idiot, it’s not about the "Hi” introduction thing, the reason that people beat me up, I am less motivated… but speech stuck. I finished the book “Crucial Conversations"…, I call this book "If you want drama… knock on the door…” type of book.



The truth is that I just didn’t knew what say… Just didn’t know… too far… not too far… is it valuable.. . Is there any value giving and contributing? Am I doing it right.. . Right now? Should I?
Tomorrow?



This was in my head… it was a procrastination for sure… maniac over thinking and negative loops is the recipe for disaster. I am going to lose the fancy accent and the words.



IT JUST FUCKS ME OVER MY EMAIL IS FULL OF BULLSHIT
MY LIFE SUCKS
THE PORN WHICH I WATCH IS SCREWING MY MIND






Now we are talking about effectiveness… Oh god… shadowy downward spiral fucks.. . If you need to remember in all this talk it’s ABC Rule - Always Be Closing and Of course challenge



P = A = W - Which Stands for Performance = Ability = Worth… and this is the fucking reason we procrastinate, think about it. The whole thing is kinda cutting edge discovery.



- Feeding children in restaurant with breast milk is natural so is and sucking my cock.


- If you start getting offended… and even get a fragile mindsets… and mind… probably you need to go over the rules about free speech.. .. freedom of speech.




- I know about give and take value… No need for Proctor visualization shit, Sharma  mental masturbation theory and let’s not forget our best friend Law of Attraction…

So far visualization works like sticking a dildo in your ass.. it just never happens.




Julien - Porn Addict
Tyler - Ginger bitch
Max - Poop guy





Life is harsh and not fair… just to beat few odds in this sick game we need to try to cut deals with shady FUCKS. Oh Larry.. Oh Larry King… I feel sorry about your SHITTY delusional shows … your self-depicating humour has put you in position “Low Status"… not far from porn addicted…




VICTIM MENTALITY
POOP PROBATION
MASTURBATING ASSHOLES
CONSUMING HOLIDAYS




Advice for young Comedians… get a life and start bragging about it… comedy isn’t hard as it seems and I am sure that with this thought and statement..
I ruined few lifes…


I know that now you gonna be dissapointed, but let’s face it your mother deserve the whole credit for this shit… she got a pipe inserted in her vagina and it counts as normal sex… if you start putting pipes in your ass it’s called homo…




PUT THIS DOWN




Prostitute: Oh God paying for sex… is it my fault that I have got pipe and explicit images make pipe enlargment and it hurts…

So now science says: Sex is healthy, Economy says: If it healthy we need to double the budged of this income comming…


So being poor means staying virgin?



LIFE SUCKS

Comedy: Too Far

By DeYtH Banger


Yo… yes… we went to far, If I was you… I was going to cut my veins or let’s say kill myself… see it as self-expression. I don’t care where you live, how you live and why you live just get a dildo right in your ass and the income is going to be doubled.

Think about it, After all I am listening to Bob Proctor… if you want something visualize it… if you want it go better… just do it… go and get this fuckin g black dick in your mouth. I am sick of you idiots


- I-Phone
-  I-Tab
- I-Pad
And
- I-FUCK


Just say what you think… it’s not hard!

“I am your bitch,…kinda… just kinda… after all you pay me and now I am supposed to share knowledge…” - Tyler said that… so far good… but not enough. Sorry for being cruel your life goes under this denonimator… life is not fair that’s what my new friends said, old friends said life sucks.…


Unfortunately, I have the syndrome of avoidend disorder… I just lose people and avoid people… so far I see my new friends once a month or once in two months and my old friends I lost them along the lines.


JUST BEND OVER
BITCH
MONEY IS COMMING
JUST BEND OVER
DUCK
AND TIME TO GET YOUR
PRICE
PAY
AND
MONEY



I like the idea of fast domination, but still with this sperm coming from the place where piss comes… it fucking bothers me… it’s like horror movie with slime.

Facebook has a deficit in reply… what’s the deal with waiting…






INVITE THEM
INVITE NEW PEOPLE OUT
INVITE NEW FRIENDS OUT

…

Oh god.. Oh you disgusting prick… what should I invite… What?

I did that… no results whatsoover… does this sound like covert narcissist…




I HATE THE WHOLE DEAL WITH AUTO CORRECT WORDS


SO JUNKIES… COFFIN… ANY GOT A COFFIN… TO BURRY ME… FUCK MY WISHES… SLAY ME AND RAPE MY DREAMS?

ANY PEOPLE READY FOR SUCH TYPE OF COMMITMENT?






Oh god professors… just give them one hand job..  or few …  they look like they need it.

Let’s remember one thing from this whole story and this whole day… feelings are expressed throw methaphors. Think about it, give a thought… probably today is the day in which person like me changed you…







DEAR BURN VICTIM

Bulgarian jokes? And my opinion on this topic?






BURY ME ALIVE

Your sense of humor?
How about trying a new skill, how this sounds to you fucker





For example:

1) Vommit
2) Kill Yourself
3) 1 and 2 + Do It Right once and for all


Your jokes? Your nation songs?
One thing, try to choke on my dick





My size… how much I am taller?
- Oh god… a 1000 fucker on bright early day trying to impress with old school mental capacity….RETARD

Who is egoistic?
My father… he turn his gun into himself…
That’s a bare excuse of egoism





My mom is my bitch, so far for 19 years she has been the first and last woman which has seen my dick and my dick has been in…
My record is 9 months…as for now I can tell you one thing I have poor communication skills.

9 Months is the most longest relationship I have ever had and let’s not forget we slept together…

Comedy: Awkward

 By DeYtH Banger




So yeah… “Hi"… now give me your hand let’s shake it… now time for introduction… overall chat… contact… special preposition chat and yeah I kinda got it… it wasn’t near 30 days it was in the middle it’s not my fault that I can’t do it… I just can’t I don’t get sad people… I just can’t feel their emotions… doesn’t mean I hate them and I want to fuck with them… I just don’t get them.


It’s bit difficult to cry… as for me… my eyes are on fire


On Fire
On Fire
Bon  Fire


So you want to know about comedy?
How to get here… become a miserable arrogant prick and the other stuff are easy… just arrogance.. . Rude and cruelty to strangers and to others is the most difficult part. The whole idea is to flash you with a knock out and to stand up and be ready for more…


SO FAR WE LIVE IN A CENTURIES IN WHICH HUMANS HAVE BECOME SOCIAL CONDINATED… IT’S NOT EASY TO GET OUT OF THIS CYCLE


Your mom wants you there
- Obey the law
- Obey the rules
- Obey to victim MENTALITY

Your grand parents
- Obey being less signifficant
- Be Miserable
- Hate Yourself
- Judge yourself


Police and Goverment
- We gonna punish you if you go too far


So far we can conclude that if you go too far like too much expressing… too much sharing… too much going in places where you aren’t supposed… in the end life is going to screw you over. We are not talking about a Jeffery Deaver novel whose novels which I have read… kinda were one… up to 4 scenes and this rolling up to the 400 pages up to 500 pages. As for such equation… I call it boredom


AS FOR NOW
DEAR VAGINAL FUCKER
PIPES IN THE HOLE
EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS EXPRESSED THROW METHAPHORS


SEMEN is like alien… slime.. . It’s so weird..  creating kids… fucking people and still how do you differentiate RAPE from normal sex… both have end goals fucking… but still fucking others doesn’t it mean… fucking over others or more less… screwing over others.


GIVE A THOUGHT
MINDLESS CHIT CHATTER
TYPICAL CHICK COMEDY
DIG MY DICK..
SWALLOW THE WHOLE CUM
HAVE FUN


Wipe out whole cevilization… this was said from Lenny Bruce… just kinda it was more likely "I have been jerking off so much that whole civilization… I have had on my chest.” - Something like that… wipe out…


I AM WRONG

But you are right
.. go right… then open mouth and yes say this

“You are my daddy.”


Suck this dick.. .  It makes your life worth for while. I love the whole idea of prostitutes… screw over kids get a chance to lose virginity…


HOW AWESOME IS THAT?



WOSSIE
WOSSIE

Comedy: Pressure

 By DeYtH Banger






I CALL IT PRESSURE

When you have the feeling and the need to satisfy others, when you need to check your emails.

I CALL IT PRESSURE

I CALL IT PRESSURE





When you start reading messages, When you get depressed, When you start fucking with reward system.


I CALL IT PRESSURE


It’s like a gorilla on dopamine….. social media fucks productivity, creativity. Nothing much accomplished from a slave like you… prick like you needs to dig a hole in the ground.



JOURNALING
START GAGING ON DICKS…

MOMA GONNA LOVE IT




No… no… no… no… no… It’s not males fault that women are born with bunch of holes and society has build up some kinda insane image for all males, starting from poor society up to average people up to rich. So rich kinda get everything… average get too far and get a chance to pay until they die… and poor people luxury… no nothing… so who are the FUCKS which we need to blame?





SOCIETY
FOR GOD SAKE



Poor people rape… it’s not rich… but poor people… with consumer mindset and nothing really going on in day to day life, daily bases. Women get clothes… fashion has got it’s own way of flashing shit on the market and in the end we see news with RAPE.. .. Fashion is the new RAPE category!


If you are Robin Hood, make sure to choke yourself on on big black dick, because such images are profusely screw up. Your mother is s failure!


Ding… dong.. .




Oh god I really don’t give a fuck… what type of coach are you, what you do for living, how you do it, where you do it… what are you… I just don’t give a fuck… I would send a fuck to your mom… that’s how I can differentiate my level of caring capacity. Still.. I am not a Retard, I am not anti social..
I am anti-semantic!





I just read that meditation sometimes make people to kill themself.. . They have went so far levels in this game of life… that it’s time to finish…




If you religious here is the explanation:

- God wants… that’s the way of God saying… no longer in use down there… come up here.




If you are atheist
- No explanation…

As for now keep on Porn and don’t worry caveman are no near to your level of capacity with women, you have seen more women than one fucking caveman in his whole life.


I have premature ejaculation problem…



BUT STILL WHY PEOPLE DON’T CREATE ELECTIONS ABOUT WHO NEXT TO FUCK


….

BENIFITS
LESS PRESSURE
LESS BULLSHIT
LESS HATRED
LESS MADNESS
ECONOMY IS GOING TO BE CHANGED ONCE AND FOR ALL


…

Starting from taking shower up to watching TV Show, movie.. . TV Reality Show, film… eating… pooping… listening to music, drive a car, ride  a bike, reading a book, being in social media, talking to friends, to strangers, to relatives, family… brushing teeth, walking, being passenger everything on this here list is waste of essence of your precious time.



ERROR
BASIC
IMPROV
HATRED

Comedy: Fear

 By DeYtH Banger





I am not a writer… a novelist… I just tell stuff and share. I like data and information!




SO NICE MAKE UP
I WANNA RAPE YOUR LIPS


It’s too rude?
It’s  too cruel?

Okay, I don’t give a fuck… the less I give the less my dick gets erected.


I hate this erection in my pants.. It makes me look like some kinda fuck up.. screw up kid…




OH GOD…
OH GOD





Slice and cut your veins and then talk about approach anxiety… the whole process is a very anxious road.


As most people say “Okay..okay..
Okay.. okay… okay”

This here is the average class… this here explains the big problem… nothing really “okay"… if it was you won’t be right now… really right now at this level in which you are.





Let me see your eyes… let me do that
Oh god… future still waits in the corner to RAPE you

You want some news…
I am not a news men but here is something juicy…





STOP SCREWING UP YOUR DAY
SELF-CENTERED FUCK


Motivated by fear, oh dear go suck somebody’s dick… non approval action.

Motivated by positivity thoughts, something is wrong with you… something is fucking wrong with you… as a child you were getting too much milk.

Let me remind you are tomorrow my guest… you are comming coming in my home.





IT MEANS THAT AS FOR YOUR TOMORROW DAY… I OWN YOU.. I OWN YOUR FACE… BODY… ASS… I FUCKING OWN YOU



Oh dear, people running… doing street running oh my God.. . It’s sure that the last word used from day to day life up to sex life and it continues… but best this sin I am pretty early for this job.

I just don’t get why people try to escape reality… reality is reality… it’s right now moment it doesn’t matter

"A good night’s sleep is vital for everyhuman being to survive. Given that anaverage a person sleeps for 8 hours in a day, that means that an average person will sleep for 229,961 hours in their lifetime or basically one third of their life.”



“Checking social media was one of the most popular means ofprocrastination. Not doing things is one of the things we do most often, according to a new study, which found that Britons spend on average 11 hours a week putting things off. This amounts to 24 days of procrastinationa year.”

The fucking facts are spining around… like it or not your whole life almost been wasted for insane numbers of elderly people, young people have energy they waste it… old people don’t have energy so they are kinda on the o'clock.




They hate me..… they are huge fans of me… they are arrogant towards me… they misbehave..




OKAY WHATEVER…
BUT AT LEAST I HAVE A LIFE AND THIS DOESN’T MAKE THE CHECKLIST IN YOUR BOOK THAT YOU ARE ANY NEAR TO THIS FACT


WHAT’S WITH THE NUDITY… AND NAKED AND ALL THIS BAD RAPE SHIT


WE GOT YOUR POINT YOU DON’T HAVE A LIFE SO TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOURSELF YOU START TALKING ABOUT OTHERS AND MAKE THEIR MISTAKES SO BAD THAT YOUR ENDGAME EXPERIENCE IS TO BE HAPPY…


IT’S TOTAL CHECKMATE




I don’t get it, I have seen hugging, kissing couples, gays, lesbians, friends, family, strangers, touching, physical escalation, theory fucks,  drug addicts, alcoholics… but still RAPE in public… I haven’t seen… is it still bad too bad to make intercourse or two bodies to blend in?

Comedy: Get It

 By DeYtH Banger


Okay… okay I get it.. I fucking get it… you just want to blend in…. But are you so farly wasted?

Don’t you have hobbies like

1) Kill Yourself
2) Repeat “1)”
3) Kill Somebody
4) Rape somebody
5) Become deviant
6) FUCK A Writer
7) FUCK a Person with personal boundaries
8) FUCK the most limited person
9) Escalate with forgettable bitch
10) Just fuck a beta fuck
11) FUCK a theory guy


I know why a SHITTY fuck like you is here… I fucking getti g it… you want new experience you want a drop from the forbidden water, you want with less research and articles and books and films and movies to learn more.


I FUCKING GET IT
I FUCKING GET IT


You don’t have so much time to waste into learning and getting stuff …. So few minutes here or more… guy like me is going to give you theory… make sure to stay in his heart and yeah hate me… I don’t blame you…. but leave me the “Judge” part to me.



I DON’T WANT TO SHARE
I DON’T WANT TO TELL YOU
IT DOESN’T MATTER


This here are the last rejectione which so far I got… all of them are not too much negative, but still I hate the reality TV in which girls or women start fantasizing about the perfect boyfriend.. .perfect male stereotype and one moment this bitches want one thing… then another.. …



OH GOD
FUCKING DECIDE

OH Oh god I hate the privilliged jerk off ASSHOLE.. . You don’t have rights to cum over some priceless meat… it’s nature… don’t screw over it with your rape rapsodiactic dick.

Part 2

 "We judge people based on their clothes, social class, and, dare I say, ethnicity. Our comedians make light of these stereotypes regularly, and we laugh at their accuracy."

- Lecrae

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

- Will Rogers

 

"People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument."

- Will Rogers

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like."

- Will Rogers

Comedy: Activities

 By DeYtH Banger



I hate activities… I need to pick up the phone… to duck… to jump… to run… to train… to muscle up… to build up… to talk … to eat… to feed… to message… to text…. to watch… to drive… to walk… to blink… to go… to sleep… to brush the teeth … to buy…. to walk on the stairs.. .So much bullshit we are dealing we are wasting time… energy and let’s not reduce the frwquence of this whole bait feeling all day guilty…. all life guilty… it’s like some kinda of pleasure. 


We use words
“Oh God”
“Oh My God”

Then we say that we are believers we point with fingers  to standards which we can’t abide. We all are sinners if need to look it from the POV of theist… we all have bad days, bad Habbits, rude attitude, being cruel, angry, selfish, lust, wrath and etc. If we listen to tge bible wanting to reject the deal… the God gift..  this personal choice by itself is sin, so does and everything else on the list.

I am atheist by because I am not ready to face so serious limits in life, The bible concludes nothing and all as concept… in the end my opinion is this byproduct is the most screw up ever sold on the market.



LET ME POINT OUT FRIENDSHIP
SHEER SHALLOW AVENGERS

AND
STILL I DON’T CARE


WE TALK ABOUT EMPATHY WHEN WE ARE ON THE BOND ROLL OF NOT GIVING FUCK AND WHAT’S WITH THIS BOOKS 

“Against Empathy”, “Don’t Give A Fuck”, “The Art Of not Give A Fuck”, “FUCK It"… how does this books help on the long run, is there any empty room left for emotional connection?

Because so far this books main manifesto is not caring… I HOPE I GOT SOMETHING RIGHT IN MY WHOLE LIFE


I hate data… I hate doing stuff and life is somewhere behind and below all this fat layers of background.



I like to shit… piss… eat… fuck…. live… sit…. watch… read…. walk…. jump….talk…. and the activities continue… I am not so dumb enough to continue the whole labeling and categorizing shit, I have life for god sake that now you are reading this here piece doesn’t proof anything, it just says that you don’t have worth enough life to participate in it so you go and watch somebody’s else life how it got improved. That’s the whole story in matter of fact!


YUP
I AM READY FOR YOUR CRITICISM 
AFTER ALL YOU ARE TOO SCREW UP TO HAVE YOUR OWN LIFE SO LIVE BELOW OTHER PEOPLE’S LAYERS IN LIFE

We started from spoiled nation up to spoiled generations… there aren’t pleny of differences, it was just a small… and vivid movement, people started complaining the nation started walking and doing stuff and that’s when selfish persona was born along this lines, probably I got the wrong stories from which you need to "excuse me”… but I am sure I got the right data 40 more books to finish, 25000 more to read and 100000 to search on the engine, it looks like very busy life I got there…

We define busy life by activities and hobbies… that’s a busy life if you got pleny of this shit you got a damn good busy life, stop for a minute… stop for a second and stop for a moment did you even thought about saying this sentence or let’s go further did your mind thought about this whole perspective, you don’t need logic, you don’t need math and you don’t psychology to get this insane levels what you need is few moms at home listening to their bullshit… then you need few male figures nice and bad… loook them… how they get in all this scenarios and bullshit stories and what’s going to motivate you is the arrogant pricks on the internet… turn on the comedians and start watching them… try to express anger and sadness with comedy… try drama… try brutallity…. try arrogance… try it… just try it..

Oh god is not hard get a cruel bosses in your pockets… few screw up friends and people with which your work make sure to be limited as fuck… go to prison and the other part of the deal is in the mental cellar rooms.






…

Life is gonna worth while you start trying and doing stuff…



GOD WAS THERE… I KNOW GOD… HE GAVE YOU HAPPINESS… HE GAVE YOU CHANCE… YOU DIN’T TAKE IT… YOU DIDN’T DO IT… SO HERE ARE YOU… IN MATTER OF RARE CHOICES IN LIFE.



People are dumb, they are bored they don’t have pleny friends social media is for social validation and let’s go for it… let’s fucking for it.




FREEEEEEZE…. BITCH

BOTOX BITCH

BITCH BOTOX



What type of activities and hobbies are we talking about… after all pleny of people are diagnosed with ADHD and other people are just destracted… fucked up routines always wanting to proof themselfs… only wanting other people approval and kind doing any type of bare shit… They are fucking bare fucked up people…. The show which I watched was “Take Your Pills”, I still can’t get why documentaries are so full of depression and stress…. I mean… after I watch those kinda of show… no anytype of build up motivation and with less friends in my social circles is like freak trying to start non-freak show.



Now let’s got such low profiles need something to get in their lifes… if they don’t want to commit suicide or to die… or whatever….. they need to start doing some botox and plastic surgens to get in action. The ugly bitch is trying to get beautiful, but she is brimming from abnormity. Let’s face the essence of truth… the ugly one is scared of getting raped most… than the other girls.


WHAT TYPE OF SELF-CONFIDENCE DID THIS UGLY BITCH GROW UP IN

Comedy: Visit

 By DeYtH Banger




If I hate something that’s visiting… doing it and even receiving that type of shit. As for runners go get RAPE and for yoga and Pilates classes people should try and the burn unit go there fucking sucker.



DON’T BE A WOSSIE
DON’T BE A FUCKING WOSSIE



It’s not going to be some kinda invasive study like Sam Vaknim Theory and tests, but somewhere near to knowledge and neuro pathways of life… we are talking about growth in life, call it second chance.


IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF
GIVE ME A CALL
AFTER ALL CUT THE BULLSHIT AND DO IT
CUT YOUR FUCKING VEINS




Asocial and fitness maniacs first category to inner and depressed fucks… the second one no brain at all we are talking about prank made by mother nature, 100% no God.

If there is a God all conclusions by itselfs are non-invasive and further ado. Just stop being a whiny cunt yo bitches got a perfect connection… it’s a very nice relationshion with vasive creatures… after all you are going for stiches not for the isolated state of life. To be more awesome and cool just have in mind that rape is not bad that’s the most near behavior for a alpha male sign.



OH YO
HIGHT FORM OF TRASH


OH YO
I HAVE A NEW HOBBY DON’T JUDGE, DON’T ASSUME  THAT’S DISGUSTING

I LIKE WATCHING ALPHA FUCKING
IT’S PRETTY GOOD BEHAVIOR FOR SELF-NURTURING MYSELF

Comedy: Yo

 By DeYtH Banger





Hey fuckface, do you see any symbols or signs of me giving a shit about  you.. suicide is great it’s the average way of cleaning the street, drug overdose the rich desparate way and sudden death.. time has come… yeah.… yeah the boring fucks come here.





I PREACH SELF-BLAME



So start with blaming yoursef about everything… the more guilty the more healthy and productive life you get in your jacket hole.





IF YOU HAVE GOT GIRLFRIEND



Which works in police as police officer or in the nationational security… there two cases



1) You are a rapist
2) Something is wrong with your bondage fantasies…




LEAVE HER… HIM AWAY AFTER ALL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SOCIAL JUSTICE





Justin Bieber is not bad think twice before you shit abd eat because Jesys is comming




FUCK BIBLE
FUCK YOUR PARENTS
FUCK YOUR MOM
FUCK YOUR CHILDREN
FUCK YOUR FRIENDS


AND

FUCK YOU




Oh yeah the last one is hard to do…

“Fuck Me"… we are totally in the "ego” moment!


To be honest I don’t have your problem… your morning problem with facing mirror reality… looks… and skin colour and accent and dress… I DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM… BUT IF YOU GOT PROBLEM WITH SELF-ESTEEM PROBABLY THE DIAGNOSE IS


YOU ARE A FUCKING LITTLE UGLY WHINNY BITCH

JUST GROW UP!





The best thoughts are about “killing” and “suicide”. First let’s clean it up… 1) If you kill somebody here in the other world he/she is going to be your servant…
2) If you kill yourself you are practicing self-control techniques and methods and also death sounds very motivating for people who just can’t fit society…


WE GOT A WORD ON THIS
IT’S “GET A LIFE!” … “START LIVING”


OKAY I AM TRYING TO SEE MYSELF POSITIVE WAY AND BE A POSITIVE PERSON SO FAR I SEE MYSELF AS A CHILD MOLESTOR…




It’s natural for humans to get stuff in life, to get in trouble, problems, get into…




WHY FOR GOD SAKE DON’T START DO STUFF…

TRY DOING STUFF… NOT GETTING… BUT DOING…


WITH GET YOU LOSE VALUE ALONG THE  WAY… WITH DOING… YOU START BEING FOLLOWED BY VALUE


IF YOU ARE REALLY SOME KINDA EXPERT
BODY OR WHATEVER EXPERT…

OKAY
…
OKAY

NO NEED TO EXPLAIN I READ VERY WELL YOUR MOUTH AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS… TODAY IS MY DAY… NOT YOURS BUT MY DAY… AND STILL LET’S GO BACK LITTLE


DO YOU READ “IDIOT” SOMEWHERE AROUND, NEAR AND ON ME?




Stop with the crappy stories

1) Most of the story could go in less detail
2) You are wasting my time
3) Give more gushy and mushy feelings
4) More blood, killings


Really… really “Thanks Giving”, who tha fuck does create such type of holidays…
If we gonna play a game of “create a holiday"… here is my list.


1) Day Of Prositutes
2) Whores Day
3) Suck My Dick
4) I don’t Give A Fuck

And

5) You have fragile mind


- The fun thing about the whole thing is that I am going to skip explaination!


I got a new occupation, it’s child molester!

If you want to be on the edge of orgasm, leadn arabian language.Yes, yes tough bitches that’s my dream wife, I want to have a tough bitch.. I will schedule it… Nowadays we schedule stuff starting from what to eat next up to, what to read next, what to do watch next, do and the list goes on and on. We schedule stuff… that’s life… wanna to have a new life… an exciting life reschedule your life… watch some positive motivational videos, read positive thoughts and quotes and let’s not forget about positive loops.





We all need motivation… we are suckers of value, people want to share culture… here is tip for the sharing…





SUCK MY DICK

IS THIS IMPRESSIVE?




Come on… come on "Don’t worry"… I don’t have this as a plan in my day to day life to have to "worry"… it just happens… It’s not about forcing or getting there it just happens… stuff happen… no explanation… no exit. As they say we "live in the Matrix” and as far Mr. Schumer has went thus who idea is false!


GOOD NIGHT

Comedy: Okay… Right?

 By DeYtH Banger


Sitting on a dick?
Sucking dick?


Not so impressive… it’s to distant abusive relationship… I am not really impressed by your child hood memories your life, your friends and even your angrr issues.


I have diagnose for the whole thing first of all you are a fucking liar and second of all yiu are sepfish and I am not old school cat …. (Oh god it sound more dumber than I thought)… People  say you need connections and those guys got connections… so here is the thing…


People never get anywhere
People are never really impressed
People do non impressive shit


OH YO GOD
CAN I USE THAT
CAN I SAY THAT
AM I INSULTING SOMEONE OR SOMETHING?


BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FRAGILE
WEAK MINDED


AND WHAT’S THIS KINDA OF FASHION WITH WEARING A RAPE KIT COSTUME?



If we need to think about something and give a thought about sonething it’s about “explicit life"… how life is "explicit"… not banned or forbidden, but the word is "explicit"… clear… vivid image.  What’s behind the gorgeous idea of sex something like raping and we go down to the spine with anxiety and depression. So if you want to know are you criminal or do you have  criminal record replace … "kissing”, “sex”, “fucking"… with "rape fantasy”.


You are curious how child molestor looks like?
Use a mirror… look in it… don’t be dumb… shy… look in it…



THAT’S HOW CHILD MOLESTOR LOOKS LIKE



Here is also and manifesto while you are doing this act… don’t forget to say and do.



Say:



1) I am Ugly
2) I am stupid
3) I suck
4) I am a shitty person
5) I have a shitty personality
6) My Character Is Disgusting
7)  My Face is awful

Note: Keep the negative loops… it’s a great way to motivate yourself

Action:

1) Kill Yourself
2) Cut of your hand
3) Cut of slice by slice of your fingers
4) Cut of your genitals
5) Stab yourself
6) Try Whipping yourself (it’s natural)



Note: Keep a state of relax and calmness…

Most of the routine exercises need inner strength. Oh, oh me… here is the tip of iceberg it little reminds me for the hole of my dick… it’s called “the tip of my dick"… the new fashion for male contenstants is to put objects inside ass… like dildo… pipes… vegetables… and the list goes on… as for dick… you can put a finger inside it… you choose the finger… small… big… winky… or you can insert nail and then start going on with the routine of "masturbation"… as for me I call it "self-control routine"…. You can put and a pipe or straw…

You choose… the more holes you got the molesting fuck you can be… play… with holes and moles… dips and jumps… go and play around… one life… you got… give a shot…

As for me I am not as damaged as you are… normal people don’t get motivated by negativity and get fueled by it..… I buy into those believes… I believe in it… You fucks believe into "fiction religion"… me into negativity…I am not socially damaged as most people to get erected and motivated by it..




I GO DOWN
I SIT DOWN
I DO PUSH DOWNS
I DO PULL DOWNS
…

I DO DOWNS
I DON’T DO UPS




I go into "down” mode…


Sorry but to get fueled or motivated by negativity you neef to be innerly weak minded… because you don’t know who tha fuck you are facing.

Comedy: Judge Me

 By DeYtH Banger


Okay… okay… judge me… judge me… I don’t have connections… I don’t know… Donald Trump or Hillary or Bill Clinton or Billy Connolly or Robin Williams or Jason Capital… I am not near famous to know them or to have the resources to do something with them…



AND IF I EVEN KNOW THEM
OR I HAVE THEM IN FRIENDS GROUP OR RELATIVES
WHAT SHOULD I DO?

WHAT I DO WITH THEM?
SHIT
PISS
EAT
PLAY
RIDE

AND WE GOT THE MOST DAILY ACTION BUT WE MISS

DRIVE
SIT
RUN
BRUSH





Still the main idea goes as far as Chase Amante go and eat my semen… it’s has pleny of resources… I am virgin… my father had a dildo in his ass and I haven’t masturbated for a very long time…




SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU GOT A CLEAN GUN
CLEAN PEACOCK
COCK

CLEAN MEAT BONE


AS KEZIA POINTS IT OUT IN HER PODCAST

YOUNG DICKS DO FEW ROUNDS




So 4 rounds sucking my dick is fucking privilliged… because I am going to make sure to make you eat your own organs and penis… I am going to create self-narcisstic… self-digestic system.


Patrick James deserves to get raped
…




Get
Great
Rape
Grapes


Read
Clear
Clean


FUCK YOU





For perfect wipe out of genes start masturbating in the toilet… when it gets there, flush the cum… the sperm…  fucking flush it. When you have sex think about the African kids how they are starving… eating soil… hungry… dieing… without pleny of privilliges…




SO YEAH
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
..

MAKE THE ROOM
DARK



My father is a faggot… he got a dildo in his ass as so far his next mile stone is going under the soil..

It’s sucessful spot…


Thank about Santa… red costume… fat with beard with had with sleigh and flying deers.



1) The first question is on what type of drugs are you?

“Law Of Attraction”, “Jesus Reincarnetes”.. “Jesus Reborn"…, "Miracles"…

- Weak mind and crazy shitty lunatics.




2) With each day you get crazy and crazy

"New Year Holiday"…
- Nothing really new… it’s another 365 days.. which going to get wasted

"Easter”
- In Bulgaria people call it “The Great Day"… oh jusus… nothing really great and definetly If I am religious… One sin added up to the equation.




3) Red costume.. fat

- Obesity… cringy… creepy guy




NOTHING LESS
NOTHING MORE

I HAVE SEEN IT ALL




4) Flying Deers

- OH GOD STOP THE NUMBERS

…

STOP THE FUCKING NUMBERS




5) Going in houses and giving and eating

- We got a word about it… oh wrong.. not word.. but words Robin Hood gets to pooor and stills from rich… this guys gives like a charity to poor and rich kids presents…



OH MAN
FROM WHERE SO MUCH MONEY
YO GOT YO NIGGA
YO WHITE FUCK



Eating and going in to houses - The word is burglar..


STILL
SHITTY
FAT FUCKS

DON’T GET ANY FAR
HEARTH ATTACKS ARE THE DAILY ATTRACTIO IF YOU ASK ME IT’S THE OSHO OF BOB PROCTOR "THE SECRET” AND “LAW OF ATTRACTION”

…

OH GOD STOP EATING
AND STOP THE MACHO BULLSHIT



Oh great… thanks for ruining my only way of least percentage going as a “foe"… now no fucking… blowjob..  sex… I even don’t hVe anybody around me and If I have… I fucking don’t know what to do… you were giving money… you were spendong as for me I was playing alpha male game… I call thus game alpha jackass. This fucking faggot is saying don’t go with whores and prostitutes they are going to sell your organs on the red market or was it the black market?… The last part is fucking confusing .. but let’s don’t skip the story so far No human around me and yeah the only dices I got…I shouldn’t use!


…


"Oh I am okay”
“Oh… I got few chicks…”

“Yes… yeah… life us great everyday fucking”
“Every morning… week… I am fucking….”
“I got few bitches”




I hate all this fucks … lets review the shit… they don’t watch porn..
Got great life
Got somebody to fuck

…


And the morning guy… go die fuck.… you gonna get fucked up as slime on wheelchair.


Still



LET’S
LOOK
MY LIFE
FUCKING

FUCKING MY LIFE

Comedy: OneLiners (Part A)

 By DeYtH Banger


Hello, I am Charlie… I am an alcoholic… I still don’t get it why the people in the rehabilitation centers say their names when everything is anonymous or I got the wrong center?





I am a faggot.. I am into dicks… when I was small I was thinking about blowjob..
Self-blowing myself… I was so empathetic and pathetic that I went one wood level above.





So Hey, I was A semen before… it has passed since then something like 19 years which is all about each year is 365 days…



IN OTHER WORDS I WAS LOW CALIBRATED SHIT



Darkness… dark… colour can rape you… the whole night can rape you… think about it.


If you think you are special.. suck my dick you get bogus… bonus points for each less stress you get.


Cumshots are “Now Moment"… it "presence"… relax… calm… Call your fucking expired grand parents they get pre-delivered in wood box… Those fucks already need to go underground!



The definition of moron is half dressed idiot.

Comedy: Liquescent

 By DeYtH Banger




I can use “Oh fuck..”.., “Oh God"…, but I already used those words enough times. Rapists are authentic… just listen for a moment… give a moment and try just to let me get there… do something in




YOUR FUCKING LIFE
DO IT ONCE AT LEAST

COME ON


LISTEN

COME ON
DON’T CHEAT
DON’T GAMBLE
DON’T PLAY SMART





Rapist are goal orientated… they are a fucking example for alpha male, I know statistics are bullshit… and "High Status”, “Alpha” and “Beta” males don’t exist …. But let’s accept for the god sake of the whole thing that this stats exist… beta males are males which can’t go from A to B… without any type of stress… nerv wreck… anxiety… depression and weak alpha behavior… and alpha fucks are the guys who can get From A to C… no difficulty at all…


…

The word means becoming liquid… the explanation is for the national methaphorical morons…




TOOO DIFFICULT TO SAY
TOO DIFFICULT TO SPELL
TOO DIFFICULT

TO STAY
TO DO
TO GO





So hey disgusting self-indulgent prick… moron start read and learn… start the fucking thing… give a thought… start thinming come on… get … buy a fucking dictionary… you need it… person like you… needs more vocabulary…

The problem with clubs is that all people seem to be cool..
Everyone… every person… guy… girl…

…



Definnetly everyone…



COME ON
WE NEED
FEW FUCKS WHO ARE ON EDGE OF KILLING THEMSELVES


AFTER ALL LIFE IS WORTH LOSING




Let me tell you somethint smart damb idiot… paradoxically you are too far to go anywhere…
Sperm aka  semen is also known as low calibrated kid. So yeah… I have killed a nation legally… few on a
handkerchiefs and dozen flushet in the toilet… in the sink… in tge bathroom and let’s not forget how nasty the whole story gets… I jerk off on my parents bedroom and as far I have touched myself while watching my grandmother sleeping.

If I put semen a cup or a bottle we got a nation with tails we are talking definetly about tongs.



HERE IS A STRESS TIP
START COUNTING IF YOU FEEL STRESSED… ANXIOUS… DEPRESSED…

YOU DON’T HAVE BURN OUTS



What’s with this adult outcast outfit
…

It’s says “I am total slut”

Comedy: Ghad

 By DeYtH Banger


Toast it up… bitch… get a toast!



Come on soldier boy… where are you going baggle dooie woobie shit?



Nice guys… nice guys do you know this type of terminology… are you fucking familiar with it… we need to slaughter this fucks… thise fucks need to get wipe out + this here nation doesn’t want providers. I win’t discuss otlr debate… IT’S POINTLESS… AND I DON’T HAVE ANY TTPE OF ENERGY TO LOSE FOR SCREW UP SHIT




When I walk… I always think about possibilities how can thuderstorm can hit me, how somebody can shoot me, how somebody couls be behind me..
Naked with erected dick and waitimg for the perfect moment…
And plug it in (and let me stop here… stop right here for a moment… not really now… then… or there but somewhere in the middle… we as creatures always seek for a perfect moment… the perfect date… the perfect material… the perfect sex… kiss moment we are seeking and feel the need for perfection…)
Or even a rock fall from a building … and it puts my miserable life to an end or even let’s be honest… wrong light… right time… wrong place… moment… car goes threw me and YAY final moment of relief.



Oh yeah I can’t use “Oh God"… "Oh Holy Fuck"… and "Oh My God”, because I don’t believe in god… it’s fiction and still why people get offended by invisible forces?



When I wake up… I feel like day time rapist in mission… with this pipe in my pants and sometimes gets up… it makes me feel like a rapist, that’s the main reason I hate males. I hate being a male, when my dick goes down, it’s like a worm… Like a have worm, I always need to think to fix the dick, because sometimes… balls have moved the wrobg side or the dick has fallen, it’s horrible and what I hate about dicks is that it’s like a gun… “I got you fucker”.

Come and join my book club, which books to read next… what to read?


1) Repeat because you a retard
2) Life Sucks
3) Facebook is fucking your mom
4) Your Mom Sucks
5) Please stop being offended
6) Yes… I am a gay, so does and you
7) Dicks Suck
8) Your mom is bitch
9) Kill Yourself
10) Suicide is the new remissiom


Why not to compile?

We are bitches, we compile…

Move aside, move along, get in car; come abd join us, sit down, get up, train, have sex, do drugs, come over… all fucked compile shit, I am glad that I don’t run it on “Cmd”.

We need new activies



1) Kill Yourself as fast as you can
2) Ignore love and kill yourself
3) Die without sayin
4) Kick a shitter… (aka a guy who is shitting)
5) Kill A Pissing bitch (You get license to kill a girl while yellow water is coming out of the flesh)


In name of love there are alpha and beta people… or let’s put it guys… we call it alpha shit and beta shit. I tried once to kill myself it went as far as to practice commitment and self-control, stuff which I lack in my descipline.


Rapists are the best product on the market, they are authentic. They are alpha males!

I was searching for a podcasts these days as so far I went from crine to horror to story narrating… but it’s difficult to find a good dopy dark hummor podcast… Opie and Anthony podcast are trying kinda doing the thing Artie Lange Quit Podcast is trying to get to some kinda point and let’s not miss Greg Proops which podcast is genius and as last Chip Chipperson.

Comedy: My Head

 By DeYtH Banger


Yes… yes… multi-tasks… few tasks on  once trying to do as more as possible, trying to soak up as more data as possible and still before we continue let’s not forget the moment I came here… right now… right here… it’s the moment in which I became instict!

“I should try this… new pick up tactic”
- No… no… it’s creepy and cringy… you gonna face bad outcome

“I should try touching…”
- It’s bad shit… she is going to leave you

“I suppossed to be honest and even to go for the kiss…”
- First of all… being honest gets in trouble so go with filters or better of don’t do anything… and second… the kiss… you are not ready… you are not fucking ready…

“I am comming… definetly… I am comming”
- Nope… nope… paralysis… stay home

IT’S SAFE
“I should go out… meet with her… kiss… hug… fuck.”
- Oh god.. stay home it’s better… it’s fucking much better… you even don’t get dynamics you are different and the most nearest experience is your fucked up voice calling a girl for sex… I call this rape call… don’t you fucking see yourself what type of meetings and jobs and talking are you talking about?
Your persona is screw up and your voice is so fucked up…


STAY IN FUCKING HOME
AND DREAM

DON’T ROB YOURSELF

“I should do more healthy activies like going to fitness, meeting girls, doing exercises… stop masturbating.”

- What you need is best to fuck your hands… I mean to masturbate, it’s healthy and as so far with prick like you with such type of low level capacity this stunt is the best shot you get in life. Exercises… don’t ruin your life! Meeting girls … oh god stay home… it’s creepy… it’s cringy… and it’s not a thing in your best interest.

Comedy: Go For It

By DeYtH Banger


I thought about staying home and just doing nothing… not really nothing we can’t do really nothing.

When we are in the bed… we are sleeping - not exactly doing nothing
When we sit and watch movie … we are doing something - not exactly nothing.


If you want to be in my head it’s like being in a rotten bag of bodies. That’s how it looks my head from inside that I don’t say some stuff… filter sone stuff it doesn’t mean… I don’t do or don’t think.

What you think is wrong or to be more exact!




FUCK YOU NICE GUY
FUCK YOU FEMALE
FUCK YOU OTHER GENDER


AND CAN YOU COME OVER AND SUCK MY DICK?




Prick with big dick… sorry is not enough so go over it needy fat guy… you are provider… I am lover a badboy your life ducks my life is full of adventure, if this makes you mad maje sure to meet your psychiatrist something is wrong with you. I hate English people because of “tea time"…

English Tea… I hate the whole label thing



FUCK ‘EM
FUCK 'EM





I don’t care about your mom, dad… father… your grandmother I really don’t give a fuck I am here to manipulate you so yes… I did my daily manifesto session… I look in the mirror and I saw a naked male 2 meter fuck… last thing on the list is to fuck this bitch. I hate bitches and girls… mainly becayse they eat … their degistive system can wipe out a shole nation, think about it… blowjob… blowjob … and cum on the tongue… face… licking it… swallowing it and.






"Yay"… a whole nation has been automatically wiped out. When a girl gives a blowjob does it touches the vocal box?.
Vocal cords?
I am curious… is there any kinda of voice box damages… long… short?
If so… "is it like … "yes.. I am going to fuck you over your voice box”.



I was watching these days cans, there are big cabs on the road.. small cans and even flying cans… all cans contain food or let’s miss and skip the methaphorical part and under cans I mean.. cars, trucks, planes, jets … and under food I mean “people”. Kinda of screw up thought… but let’s get over it… In the cans… there were couples… families… young… old… young and old… old only… young only… sisters… families…  friends… lesbians… gay guys … guys… and me… fucking me… I just saw my lonely life on a tape recorder. You don’t like my jokes?



FUCK YOU
FUCK OFF
GO KILL YOURSELF



I Just watched male porn… males look like they are comming from rape unit. I invited yesterday a friend in home… I thought about masturbating over him…




IN NAME OF LORD
IN THE NAME OF MY DEEP VOICE

I WAS IMAGINING CUMMING OVER HIM AND THEN



I own you bitch… my signuture.. my bitch…. okay?
Oh your fragile ego can’t comprehend self-emusement! THOSE KINDA OF RULES
BEND OVER, BITCH!

Comedy: Go For It (Part 2)

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh yes today, I was imagining about fucking my mom naked body, although raping my grandmother seems more appropriate. And yes what are stories… near speculations… just speculations which helos us to deal with harsh days… films/movies and tv shows things which keep us out of reality… it put us in place in which we don’t need to think… to do… just staying lazy.. but to be lazy is not nothing. It’s again a thing!



Books also have the same goals and aspirations. I had rules and inspiration… but I totally lost them it was like nugget in a blowjob… I am not smart… I am not clever… I am just me… FUCKING AUTHENTIC!



Right now… right fucking now in this fucking moment… few hundread people have already kill themselves… 20 more have failed and in this mission, 20 more are getting putting a date… time and place of the suicide… THIS WHOLE SHOW FOLKS 24/7… OPPS… HERE GOES ANOTHER ONE
…I just don’t have time for myself… I have time for others… but not for myself… If We look deep… noone is really “himself”, it’s 100% sure than the moment you woke up you were changed, the moment you were born you were changed… the moment you read this you were changed. It’s not “you"… it’s "them"… you spend in the matrix time… with family, with friends, with relatives… in the web… computer… but not with you… if you are beliving into "I am spending time with myself"… man… man… you got a problem



GO TO THE FUCKING
MENTAL INSTITUTION


HERE IS FEW NEW RULES ON THE TOPIC


1) People who doubt… potential in all it forms and ways need to get in jail…


Sentence: In Manner Of Doubt

2) Old Folks… the kind of folks with less brain… less muscle… less thought… nothing really valueable coming out… thise fucks need to be executed…

Sentence: Brain Dead


3) Religious people need to be lock in a isolator or mental institution… it depends from how far has gotten with the religion.

- If he is killing others in name of God, If he is punishing himself with whip or causing harm to himself, If he is telling ither people about religion?





(THOSE FOLKS GO IN ISOLATOR… NO CONTACT WITH OTHER FELLOW MATES)

- If he is new… and not so dangerous… mental institution


Sentence: Beliving into Fictional heroes and gone too far


4) Girls who search experience



SUCH FUCKS NEED TO BE CLOSED IN THE BASEMENT… AND RAPE UNTIL BLOOD START POPING OUT…

FIRST OF ALL THAT’S VIRGIN
SECOND OF ALL… THAT’S SIGN OF GOD THAT IT’S DEVIL IN FLESH



Sentence: Warning Experiencing… too much reality


Let’s talk about the bible, if you really love it. Let’s do the talk people believe in god… flesh and blood are symbols for bread and wine. But let me be more honest white wine is sperm sin eater and blood wine … aka… red that’s the devil himself.







WHAT’S WRONG WITH BIBLE?
MATING IS WRONG… BY THEN WE SEE A HUMAN DOING AN ARK AND PUTING TWO DIFFERENT GENDERS OF LIONS… WOLFS… DOGS… FEMSLE DOG, MALE DOG, FEMALE LION, MALE LION… DOING THIS GENDER GAME WITH ALL THIS FUCKING ANIMALS..

THEN WE SEE DESIRE AS GREED… SELFISH BEHAVIOR… WOMEN HATRED… THEN WE COME TO JEWISH, CHRISTIAN AND CATHOLICS EXCUSES FOR BEING DRUNK.





And please don’t try to dump me out on this topic. I saw today a image in the mirror… I looked into it… I was alone at that time and point and I saw a guy… and he is definetly the last person to bang on this planet. What’s with this humanoid shit?

Walking parasite… walking bacteria… bacterial flesh eating… COME ON… WON’T YOU EXPIRE?



I am for killing old people!
Cars… planes… jets… trucks?
Cans of meat!

I am pro-suicide, pro-cancer … I am thinking positively and being more positive than most humans on earth. If more people get cancer more food get saved, how the fuck I need to think about:

- What they say?
- What they do?
- What they hate in me?
- Where are they now?




Think and do… it’s too much going on… it’s just too much "do shit”. I hate to do stuff… they don’t think about me, they don’t send me money, but me food, take care of me, ask me about my deeper feelings… they don’t do that… but Somehow I am supposed to give more “fucks”?



Okay… save the “fucks"… in your ass… put your face on acid and start signing songs about your fictional God nothing more delusional than that cuts it throw the chase. The truth is with cancer and suicide we gonna get more resources on the store.


Obligated, yes ge is not obligated right now… right after second … minute and hour to give a call… but gave a call or was it… send a call or I tried calling….
Calls are meant to be given and recieved… you can’t give and not receive… the main idea and the main foundations of the whole phone thing is give and get. It’s not some kinda bullshit karma or law of attraction or stalker of shades, it’s not that… it’s technology… if not "today”, then “tommorow” or the other day. If you don’t do it… I am forced to punish you with 2 counts of neglections…

- Getting removed from my contact list
- Getting blocmed and removed from facebook




STILL THIS DOESN’T MAKE ME FAN OF GRIEF, IT’S A FUCKING WASTE IF TIME AND ENERGY

Comedy: Go For It (Part 3)

 By DeYtH Banger



I don’t get it how meat … aka… chop has rights… how we have given a chance to a toxic bacterial eater… disease… to have privileges and rights. How is that possible?



This shit should in the oven!





FOR THE DUMBER… I AM TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE




You are dumb, end of story!

I am not into your personal delusional one sided opinion as far has gotten is… nowhere really.



Suicide, for people who are thinking right now about killing themselves, just do it. It’s not hard!




THAT’S THE BEST THING ON THE MARKET!





1) Nobody Cares about you (People give and this advice to suicidal people, it’s suppossed to make them feel better… but wrong)

- 30-40% Highering the rate for suicide




2) Think about the others people… out there… there are people who are in more worst situations than you… appreaciate what you have…


- Oh yeah thanks for telling me that compare to others my worth  aka value is 0…





3) Take your life in your hands

- Come on suicide is a hobby… a passionate art… if I take my life in my hands it mea s kill yourself with your hands… as people say the brain is a great servant and terrible master, which is another example of how narrowed life has became. If I take my life that’s quality of:


        1) Descipline
         2) Self-Control
         3) Mastery




People say  that they can’t get English and American comedy, as for me I am trying to get the punchlines of the german dry comedy. Once I gave a shot… I went as far as… nowhere! (Don’t get suprise… life is short to get so far…)



But still for the people who don’t like this type of style here is a clear manifesto message:



Fuck You
Fuck Them
Aren’t you dead already?


I am like a bipolar mice… mice full of emotions… my whole llife spins around emotions… sadness, depression, cry, happy, laughing, anxious… I am not even sure do I say the right words.

Okay… okay… you are not home, this my place for my shit, so no place for your shit. If you want personal place, it’s time for doing some sacraficing… like for example giving me a chance to “start damaging your goods”. I wish something sharp could fall from the sky right on my head up to the spine and to kill me right there… then… and when. I tried to be nice I went as far as fucking over my life with stress beyond the normal rate … I am like a mice on drugs! Oh yes, I almost forgot it’s my mating season. What’s going on with this people?




- Go To Germany
- Learn German Language
- Meet German Guys

What’s happening?
What am I missing?



Why there isn’t go kill some germans? Go rape few of them!, Go Stick a pipe inside there but holes! Go fuck their wifes. You fucking germans did I said once ir twice fuck it at all, but your humor style is very dry. If it was a dick, I am making bet that next destination is hospital. I hate french people what is this romance and Paris and the whole bullshit product? How about lick a dick… while being patient in a yoga position?




It’s Fun
It’s Something New
It’s Whole new adventure season




I want to study in Auschwitz, it’s high school for jews. Here us the test go to a mirror look in the mirror and if you see skinny type of body it means that you are jewish. It’s easy to find out…


IT’S NOT OFFENSIVE OR DARK
LIFE SUCKS GET OVER IT!

Comedy: Get Over It (Part 4)

 By DeYtH Banger


You don’t like me, that’s okay you follow me… that’s again okay..
I don’t give a fuck mainnly because I am ain’t fucking either yiu or either them. I was thinking abput the romance tv shows how everythibg is all about nice guys and obsessing with girls and data love out of obsession. Let’s face reality if you get out with thus set if behaviors, you gonna get in jail. This here is example as for how far the sheep mind of society can get you. I hate holidays, I hate the idea there us a holiday in which you put bracelets, there is a holiday in which you starve, there is holiday in which you put as much food as possible, there is a holiday in which you eat eggs. How far have gotten with this mindset?



The truth is that this here all types of experiments of how far the “goverment owns you”. If you gonna put a bracelet… next holiday let it be necklace  day… you put a rope around your next and start strangulation… your brain start starving from oxygen, your eyes become bloody hell red.




SO FAR ONE FUCK DOWN


I was walking this days along the street and one guy asked me do I have material or stuff which I have prepared…



HOW ABOUT MIND YOUR BUSINESS DISGUSTING SCHMUCK



I listen to my mom she tells me to start going out with girls, another word for abomination strikes. She tells to get in a relationship, I call the whole process “I am screw up, so do you… let’s stay together. It’s tge best offer you can ever get.”. My friend suggest me to be more physical to “kiss"… "touch”, “lead"… as so far this total "alpha  shit"… "rape fuck scenario”. Kissing is mouth raping, leading is nothing more than “practicing victim mentality … control.” Touch… we have been already here…


GO IN JAIL
SHITTY FUCKS



I am total obey mode today!

When I am outside I am like a detector, I am going to fuck that… body*, ass*, face*… 100% I am going to do it …body*, ass*, face*…body*, ass*, face*…body*, ass*, face*…body*, ass*, face*…body*, ass*, face*…
It’s like a survival tool for who next to rape, oh my mistake I am mean who next to fuck. What bothers me this days is what the differences between alpha man and rape man? Both look and have tge same desires…



- Assumption
- Dominance
- Leading



That’s 70% of what should one man do… a rapist going outside to fuck, the same to normal average joe… so where are the differences?



It just doesn’t work, I am ready with the books and the films, but this asumption game just doesn’t work when I play it. I thought that I gonna get a chance to have friends, I was visualizing activities, hobbies and what we are next going to do, when, where, how, how many and the list was moving on. It’s really creepy, but you need to read some studies about “The Secret” and “The Law Of Attraction"… Bob Proctor, Earl Nightingale. Go over those guys tgey are soready this fool tastement.
I was thinking about how I am going to go on a date with a girl in the center, I am going to fuck her… (this part it’s alienating to me)… touching her (the same goes and here). I was going to kiss her, I was going to hold hands, meet her peer group. I am going to meet her parents.




ALL THOSE VISUALISATION SUCKS, NOTHING REALLY HAPPENS IN REALITY, IT’S WASTE OF TIME



I am stable, OKAY!?
I am fucking stable, OKAY!?

Girls flake, guys lie and my parents hate me…



THIS SHOULD BE THE MAIN EXPLICIT INFORMATION AS FOR REASONS WHY I AM HERE

Comedy: Flash Tag

 By DeYtH Banger


I was tired yesterday, I was supposed to write some material, but I ended up masturbating… s
I am so miserable fuck!

Think about in way like “labeled bitch”, it’s not supposed to maje sense.


Oh don’t worry,  masturbating is not bad if you are male you just wiped out a whole generation of kids on your sheets, blanks. If you are female, something is wrong with this hole. Why you worry so much?
Oh you screw up people disease, moles and  holes that’s god’s way of perceiving fashion.


Oh yes, happy baba marta’s day… this day right now you are putting a red and white bracelet, the next holiday let it be rope’s day… you put a rope around your neck on this holiday, no need for colours don’t be silly fashion doesn’t go so far. I get it, I fucking get it why people don’t want to go out with me. I found the reason by myself, I am like Gary from “Game Night Movie”, so far I freakish as far as him. Life is not fair, I am not telling this to you as from point of whinnying, but from point of some people succeed with women… get on dates, fuck, kiss, touch and list goes on and on with all the girl & boy activities, as for me I am weak minded and I download on my computer different types of material “social conditioning”, “how to get it right with girls”, “sexual tension”, “missions for suceeding with women”, “challenges for suceeding with women”, “shift” and “pimp"…. Etc. I am not stabled fuck so I even download shit whoch helps with writting, filming, acting, directing, drama and comedy.


WHY?



The reason is I gave pleny of time to waste,


STOP BEING A SMART ASS WITH NOT WATCHING TV, YOU NEED TV… YOU NEED MOVIES, TV SHOWS, MUSIC… YOU NEED THIS SHIT DO BRAIN WASH YOURSELF, MAKE IT EASY FOR OTHERS TO TALK TO YOU!


Today few girls were staring at me, I was doing the "stare exercise”, in which exercise you force yourself to hold contact. When you go into the future events and past events… tha’s the moment when you are not in the “now"… it’s true it happens, but let’s move on. Hello, hi, greetings fuck heads… or let me be more accurate shitty fucks your life is boring work home..
School home… you don’t read … you hate reading, you consume food you go home my big question is for now how a classical fuck like you comes here Isn’t it "change”, aren’t you afraid?
It’s “new ground”, around you fucking afraid?


You could be depress right now and it could get worst, it even could get better. Are you throwing big bets, right now?


So staring exercise was with thought “I am raping her…"… oh my mistake, I mean I am fucking her. The differences is that the obe is legal and the other is bad shit you get arrested…



Raping, a guy haves a fun with fucking and one moment losted virginity throws a guy in 4x4 cell room for having too much fun?


Dick is up
Smile
Happy
Joyful


That’s how I visualize raping an advance level exercise. Oh I hate all disease freaks and paranoid people, flesh eating disease, tumor, cancer, new disease… and all othr crazy fucked up stuff… Why once for all stop taking life so serious and have fun?


Fuck your mom
Fuck your dad
Fuck your uncle
Fuck your whole family relatives tree


From where fucking you got time to be ill?
You definetly,  exactly don’t have time to be out and do other different stuff than your daily routines. You have timr to be depress, sad, angry, isolated, staying home, lieing… you got time for that but you don’t have time to face life and try something new!?




DEAR SCHMUCK



Stop being smart ass go and kill few presidents, United States, UK or Bulgaria or Russua. You got pleny of options go do this, it’s mystery, it’s  thrilling, it’s fun, it’s a idea for next challenge aka "going one step further with comfort zone” and there is pleny levels of suspense. Life is not precious, go eat… fuck, ride, sleep, walk, eat, fuck, drink, stare, walk, fuck, sleep, exercise, watch, fuck and etc. This are the main activies which you need to follow to leace you could add more, but don’t make your life complex, the more data and stuff you have in your head the more higher quality problems you have to deal. Go watch TV, movies, follow up botched, moles, dentist and all fun shows which main goal is screwing up humans. The lesson is learn!


STOP FUCKING TAKING YOURSELF SO FUCKIN SERIOUS!

Comedy: Rights?

 By DeYtH Banger



You got rights?
What type of rights?
Freedom?

Bible definetly proposes that people have rights, then after few paragraphs… kinda not free. Got has “given freedom”, freedom is not a thing which you receive, it’s a thing you have.



What’s with rape protest and women fighting over rapist, there is nothing wrong with rapist… no sexual haressments, sexual abuse and the list goes on with all weak minded bullshit stories, sex is natural thing there is problem in society it’s called “wrong game"… girls are irrational = today ready to be your girlfriend… few days later who tha fuck are you?


They go to bed with you, in the other day "how the hell did you got here?"…- the last example was too far fetched. Males are logical 2 windows + 4 windows = 6….



Women say that they want a nice guy, then they screw up the nice guy and a rapist is few levels advance style game of a nice guy. Main because a rapist has high maintaince, is horny, alpha behabior, persistence and etc.



STOP BEING A FUCKING CUNT
IF YOU WANT SEX STOP WITH LIES IN FIRST PLACE




I am not funny!? So does and your mom while I fuck her. What these days sends me chills is the daily bullshot we need to deal with movies which cause stress, toxic enviromemt, toxic relatives, toxic family, tixic friends, liars, news stress, weather stress, economy changes and "standing up for yourself”. I don’t get, I just fucking son’t get it why ugly bitches… slim as got some kinda chromosome genes problem, fat as cow … glitchy, screw up or let’s put it more understandable way fucked up face!





STOP WITH THE MAKE UP
STOP WITH FUCKING MAKE UP
STOP SPREADING UGLY GENES
STOP FUCKING


AND YEAH YOU ARE UGLY YOU ARE SENTENCED TO INCARCERATED ZONE…

KILL YOURSELF

CONE ON SCHMUCK LAST CHANCE




Look in the mirror, hot women go with you not because you are their best friend, you are friends… to  be honest nothing bear those arguments…




I HAVE WATCHED PLENY OF TV SHIT ABD READ PLENY OF DATA…



The hot women go with you, because they feel hot when they are with you… they have self-esteem issues while they are around beautiful women they nust stsrt questioning their beauty, if they are around ugly chicks their price aka hot women price… is going up…



SELF-ESTEEM BITCHES!


If you don’t like my sense of humor and my jokes…, go grab your dad dick and start sucking it… that’s the way to wipe out hole pack… pool of genes… genetic pool. I love complex words, there is always a fuck who doesn’t get a word so here is a message to him.



KILL YOURSELF
LOOK IN THE MIRROR
KILL YOURSELF
BE NEGATIVE
KILL YOURSELF




I need time to get why people have sex on a public place… come on… is that a joke…?
Is it?
Come on really?


We see a dick
We see a dude
We see a chick



How far is going this level if shit?
Lies?
Bullshit?
Normal… porn
Gay type



I THINK I GOT THE MESSAGE… I AM PUBLIC MADE TO A GAY FIGURE


IS THEERE AMERICAN POSITION

GAY GUY?




This throws my income up!

I am just trying to clear up my head from the sex scene, it’s horrible behavior… first there is dominance we need to count it down… then we got rape type of behavior that’s the moment in which tge owner of the hole doesn’t want pipes in the hole.


First of all this hole wss made for dicks, you piece of fucking meat. Go fucked up is this boner neat gets inserted in meat, double edged fucked up.

Comedy: I Have

 By DeYtH Banger



Oh come on… come in “I have”. My best tip on the market for old people is to start killing themselves, first there is going to be a sudden boost in the economy, second of all we … the whole nation doesn’t want such type of weight bothering around… without having anything to do … out of bwing home… lazy… sleeping… consuming… and walking…. And lazy… such dumb cunts need to start digging their own graves. Why… God doesn’t give a call not to tge good guys, but to the bad guys, bad breath and the list goes on and on.

We need more cancer pantients… this is going to represent humans, how much immoral they are. We are definetly not even… I am home Having fun and as for you… you are here and wasting your tine around shitty shit.




GET A FUCKING LIFE
GET A FUCKING LIFE






Some parents need some motivation… go outside start looking around, go in your bathroom give a thought.. to pass by… here is what. There were pleny chances you to be a reason for a global warming and pollutions… but look you are standing now here … fully grown man.. adult… being and eating… consuming… using and watching shit. There were high chances to be flushed in to the toilet with two steps plan…




1) Jerk Off
2) Press A Button
3) Gone



To go into the sink
(-similar steps and here-)

To go outside in a container for rubbish… think about it… when you enter there you don’t have social circle, high status and even any types of chances the truth is that you are wipe out… or let’s see sports ruin sperm… this groin protection doesn’t help and your genes are going drastically be wiped out…




SORRY BUT
PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU
DOESN’T NEED TO CONTINUE IT’S FAMILY TREE



And as the story goes the soul goes up and the body… is a shell. Look in the mirror say “My father needs to learn use condoms"… basically the mental structure is that you are not a capable human being and it’s his fault that you are here and punishing yourself.




OKAY I DON’T CARE
GRAB A DICK… SUCK IT… FUCK IT
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK AND LITTLE



I still prefer a book than a mom… full of shit… I am thinking about it… I don’t need another survivor in home… all these survivor fucks to go get their medals… money… rewards and shove them right in their asses. Right now watching productive and creative shit my motto is



"DON’T TELL
DON’T SAY”



I need a break from the whole podcast thing… I just can’t get the ideas of some podcasts.. I think that their a good choice, Until I reach a point in which I am like




FUCK ME
FUCK ‘EM





And I move on the next show, life is like that move up shit… you move up… you go forward…

Fuck mouth raoe, physical interrogation… physical escalation forcefull… force… Just fuck it as for Max go grab a dick… your body needs sone semen. This here loop hole puts me in question… how much bothers and sisters… were lost in creating me… flushed? On A Condom..  in a car seat… in the bathroom.. in a hotel… into a new appartment… into a rented room… into a woman’s mouth. I mean does a value… inner… and outter game value gets lost when a hot bitch ears cum… eats semen, I got into this loop it’s fucked up …




YOU WON’T CUT OFF A CHILD INTO SLICES AND EAT IT

BUT YOUVARE READY TO DIGEST AND FUCK WITH SEMEN

THEN YOU ASK ABOUT SYNDROMES AND PHOBIAS AND STRESS AND BEING AFRAID

LOOK OUTSIDE THE WORLD… ISN’T IT PRETTY FUCKED UP.… TODAY I FOUND OUT MY PARENTS WERE WRONG ABOUT THE WHOLE SHIT SHICH THEY WERE TELLING SINCE I WAS 1 YEAR OLD KID.. AND NOW I AM NOW ANGRY

Comedy: Your Problem?

 By DeYtH Banger



Look your problem is that you can’t learn and repeat… learn and apply… didn’t you learn anything in life?
Learn  and repeat… repeat… remember and repeat 12 years of school and you are now at level don’t seeing the essence of the whole golden shitty thing?
Raping isn’t a bad process, it’s natural game… it’s how kids come to earth… alpha behavior, alpha style. If you are thinking about getting rape it means you gonna survive, it’s survival instinct.




How about being fat?
Great and fuck all beta males who are against speakers who “speak forever”. Today I invited bunch of friends, they said their busy… they care as much as much I use a book to wipe out my ass. Rejection is another cool example of natural game, if you get rejection few times in row, it’s tine to give a thought about your genes pool. I am using more social media so to have proper manner with masturbating, if you are here to judge me… go get few holes in your face… it won’t make you feel great but it sure it does… going to make my day.


Dating, attraction, seduction, pick up, straight game… love everything on this it has expired…  I don’t know about your list, because I am selfish fuck. Look in the mirror, do you see the inner freak… that’s u… look in the mirror… feel free to get embarrassed and angry and mad… the truth is that you are not capable of serious ship, you are fucked up.




I AM SIMPLE MAN



I don’t have any complex words in my vocabulary it makes me average man. I am fucking poor average man, I am emotional eater… I eat more whilevI am sad abd angry.



“I am depressed… and stressed…”

Okay… okay..fuck you fucking asocial bitch, just go and get friends and get people with which you can fuck around, is it so difficult?




I HATE LIARS
AND
SINNERS


LET’S SEE YOUR FUCKING WORKSHOP… LET’S SEE IT!

Comedy: Me?

By DeYtH Banger





Okay, let’s talk about me, I suck in writting my life sucks and the words which I am using I suck.
The reality is while I walk I think about somebody raping me, I think about dominance… about my weak life… my weak mind psychology in action in my life. Blowjob is a blowing air thing, right now… right in this moment somebody got offendee few people got confused and others left the room. The story is sad and that’s how harsh reality is… we are not talking about something new… this old… people always are fragile and get offended. Depression, you got depression… just grow up… fucking grow up.. go out… talk to people, reduce porn. Sorry, for talking fast… I just binged few episodes of Storage War, right now I am watching those fast talking rappers… and life definetly sucks Black and White Rappers have stuff… as for me I am at the bottom of the sea.
Did you prepared? No
Did you prepared? This question is tricky, you are saying it… twice so this time my answer is going to be “Yes"… I read few times… spikes, openers, push-pull and  negs. I am sorry for ruining and telling all of you about pick up.

It’s a secret society, that for sure as hell is true and second of all they are hightly efficient manipulators. Motivation?
You need motivation?
You want motivation?









HOW ABOUT FOR GOD SAKE GROW UP AND GET OVER THIS BULLSHOT POSITIVE STORIES… I HAVE READ THEM FEW TIMES… I JUST… I FUCKING JUST DON’T FEEL ANYTHING





I know that tye of people who ignore me or don’t talk me… do that because I am inferior. You want to hear something abput sacrafice? Really?
Jesus sacrifice himself for privious and future sins… how crazy is this?
If you ask me, not enough, still not good enough… one detail is missing his dick… I just don’t see hos dick in images and drawings and even it’s not written in the bible… was he castrated, is he a virgin, is he heterosexual, is he homosexual, what does he eat, is he special?

I am sure as hell special, we all special… that’s what bible proposes. I know that believers right now are going to hate me, but I am okay with that…  after all we can’t judge them… the bible is against minded people.

My mom said to come over and see her fuck-budy, what does this mean?



To see how good in the bed is from my dead father?
To go and grab a cock?
To go and to fuck him?
To come over and to fuck me over? - As far as telling me stories for how good he is in the bed, how he is sucessful with women, how he has put my mother in the bed…



"Yo, bro I am fucking your mom”





That’s the last thing I want to hear… what is he doing?
Trying out new set of rape skills or terrorizing anotger innocent civilian. Look the story rape goes to sex so far it comes another… some people get free sex, because in the end the girl is desparate and wants somebody to fuck her… this type of package is a free virgin package. As for me I need to pay to have sex… I need to pay to get out with girls… I need money… why I am so screwed up? Why? I pay to people… and I have done nothing!




I AM TOTALLY FUCKED UP
GOD HAS FUCK ME UP

“Oh bro… bro… do you got one of those jokes… this pretty cocky… ones… ginus… brilliant… lines?”
- How about to come over and suck my… dick… if I not in the mood and strongly forced… there is a slight chance you are not interesting enough for me… to go over and to go with my routines.








I have friends okay?… Okay? I have friends, I don’t want to go over this topic… okay… I am totally going to lose my job… and so far this here is true… I have friends. I call them they don’t answer the phone… I have friends… They don’t answer twice or tripple the phone… I have friends… they cancel  the call… I have friends… They rately return the call… sonetimes they do… others they don’t … I have friends… most of them never go out with me… I have friends… I guess this is not funny, it’s not meant to be funny… I told them to come over here… They didn’t came… I have friends… They ignore my messages… I have friends… They care less about me… I have friends… They are fake and they are using me… I have friends… They say sometimes “I don’t care”, “Fuck Off"… I have friends… They ignore calls … I have friends… They have the need when I call them… to end the call… I have friends… They judge me and tell me what to do and what not to do… I have friends… They never come out with me… I have friends… They laugh and try to go friendly and ars happy for me… I have friends… But they rarely… just never go out with me.




Yesterday, I was telling a guy about the movie which I am watching… he said "I don’t care”, I started telling about the plot… he said “I don’t give a fuck”, I started telling him about my interesting robbery day … and he said “STOP WITH THE FUCKING BULLSHIT… STORIES…  STOP THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT STORIES”, is he drunk? Nerves? Somebody has ruin his life and right now he is on mission to binge on let’s see which next life to ruin… or he is mad just from nothing… which doesn’t run as far as from being insane… mentally not capable.… so I started telling him about the next tv series… I am planning to watch… he said “I don’t care"… he said again… "I don’t care"… I started telling him about what tv show I am watching… he said "I don’t care”…I have friends… This here is my friend… by definition my best friend.




The last guy I was out with… he was ignoring me… What I saying.. doing… and he was all time surffing on facebook… messanger to see did he has missed something… is there something new and right now… right in that moment I told myself what best way of saying “I don’t care… I don’t give a fuck"… by doing this he politely punishing my verbal skills + if I do something to crazy and insane he is planning to punish me… "I not going out with you…” this here process ladies and gentleman is isolated man… punishment… it’s paychological phenomenon in whicg silences rapes you from inside to outer ego.




BE SILENT
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK OVER SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW

Comedy: Me? (2)

By DeYtH Banger



It’s all about me.. and me… if you don’t like the stories… feel free to leave the room at any time.. I think about me… I care about me.. and I am narcisstic bitch. Play with Point of views… that’s what trivia… viral… in the writer society in my opinion it’s first person point of view awesome… I know why people should be around and why I am important…




So the answers… I repeat good shit to myself everyday … I use mirror and other type of positive thoughts exercise… so why not me? Why them? My mom definetly does not care… she thinks that I am master manipulator with suicode accidents and saying shitty stuff… probably after all body language… observation and learning communication skills gets a hole right in your ass.



Here is the tryth when A woman is hard to get playing… you are now playing against her and the bitch shield which she has put in front of her. When I look in the mirror… the first thought which pops out is “You are not death… kill yourself… come on… put some commitmentband decipline into this shit.”. R.L. Stine author Goosebumps his jokes are not funny… the best which I can suggest to him… is to jump from a bridge… he is going definetly do something slightly more efficient … and effective and good… he is going to end up in a documentary.




HOW COOL IS THAT?



What’s my life or let’s say what do I do?
I binge movies and tv shows… I have pleny of tine waste from my youth so I am watching some good shit… I don’t have time to panic and getting paranoid about guns and financial crisis and wars… cone on aren’t supposed to be smart… you are intelligent abd now you are imitating an ape behavior… come on… come on…



What’s the next suprise of the day? Don’t think? Having an opinion? Reading a book?
Not a suprise at all



To all fat fucks … run if you can… still go with run… because the moment you stop hearthattack is going to kill you. To smokers… great great… economy is growing the first step of helping economy is cleaning up the schmuck and idiotic society… once the clean up is done we are ready to go. Alcohol abusers… if you can drink and if you can’t stop drinking alcohol… give a thought… give few thoughts… about process… probably got hates you. I don’t do proper talk with girls, mainly because after a conversation I am strongly supposed to blame, judge and shame myself… I skip that step… mainly because… I feel weird about the whole process. My eyes are red… my eyes hurt… it’s because I am using a skill which you have forgotten to put into work, it’s called “learning”. I just don’t get fighting… what’s the idea to learn something or to bend over!?




Jokes about my size, oh it’s so genius… how much carrots do you get as for daily reward? Fuck Max and his screw up game.. you suck… okay… go ans get rape. Sex is a new nuance… it’s a rape method, I hate all this angry and full of conflict people… it turns my wheels around.. what’s wrong with you? Your parents don’t love you? You lost hope at young age? You can’t masturbate?



Ignoring and hate this is new thing which is going to motivate you, if you are not getting motivated probably you are mentally incapable human being. Before we start the fun, Have in mind those big screens in your home… are slpwly and effectively killing you. So stats say that Bill gates is current reading 3 books… he has started reading since 2010… Before that he hasn’t been a fan to read books… so far do I… I became fan of books around 2016 year… Bill gates reads in a year right now 4.. he has read so far and for the previous year he has read 23… we are talking for a fucking speed reading shit.





As for.
Me right now 90 books I have read my goal is to make it 367… it was somewhere near that… I am not sure…



I fonished a book with 500 pages for 3-4 days… for a week I can read 3 books… for 2 weeks we are talking from 4 up to 6 books… 3 weeks… 6 up to 9 books… for a month we are talking about 12 up to 16 books… so let’s ignore the whole year.. Because I an going to Embarrass Bill Gates… it seems like that… I am hear not to say That I am the big deal… but this big pua fuck is no near to reading a book… stop sharing bullshit stories.



I started today with streaming porn feature… I started watching that shit to see what people have, what I don’t hate and the most important thing the dominance which they apply and it’s missing in my life…  I insidely fucked up… God fuck me up…

Comedy: Me? (3)

By DeYtH Banger


Hey Bill… we are not talking about Bill Burr… but more likely to the redditor…  Bill Gates… you windows sucks… stop with the viruses… And get your hands… start doingbsome shit.


What’s with the rejecting calls and not returning them back… if you reject A call you return it… if not, remind me at first place why did you got my number or to be more clear… why did we exchange contacts?
What is it going on with superheroes and dead of their parents?… It’s so a fucking cliche it happens in most any superhero movie, now Spiderman future film with iron man… so let me put it in one sentences… spiderman is becomming ironman…





PROBABLY THAT’S WHY PEOPLE STOP WITH SOME BOOK AND TV SERIES AND MOVIE SEQUELS… MAINLY BECAUSE THE STORY DOES NOT HAVE ANY OTHER BULLSHIT AREAS TO GO…


Cinema sins has created… music video sins… tv sins
.. and it’s time and for booksins… porn sins… let’s not forget comics sins… comedy sins… tv reality sins…
Booksins… it’s going to be about every sin… cliche a book has done… porn… cins in porn easy as told.



Out there … there are strong type of manipulators… who see people as object… they do objections… and they force investment… how do I know that.. or how am I sure that I am right?…



Easy… I have a new hobby… it’s called… “Don’t mind your business”.



I do game… I approach people… how about you… how do you fuck? Watch and learn… I am here to judge people… to judge my mothers new boyfriend… my dead father… my grandmother, grandfather… uncles… counsins… all the seeds in my family tree. I am judge… jury and executioner. What type of story is this full of less suprises and without being twisted… are you a moron?





WHO IN FUCKING HELL
READS A STORY WHICH IS AS MUCH PREDICTABLE AS A PLATE WITH CHEESE AND GREEN SALAD?

…

I HATE SOCIAL MEDIA … THERE ISN’T ANYTHING HELPFUL THERE… LIES… DEPRESSION… ANGER… COME ON… DRAWING INNER STATE OF BEING WORTHLESS




I hate this game, I have no chance… why should I play a game in which I am going to lose… it’s not hard… it’s as easy as simple man eating bacon with bread.

Comedy: Me? (4)

By DeYtH Banger



How about stopping repeating… shit… what is with those type of routines of recalling and remembering useless shit?

Are you going to become actor?




IF NOT FUCK YOU
GO AND KILL YOURSELF



I am not impress… okay… I am not fucking impressed! Your life sucks because of your ego is running the whole circus. I just like dominance, it’s a missing piece in my life and I open minded to it. How tha fuck you get weed invitations, the privious year I got an invite for a beer, but I have never gotten a weed invite… drugs invite… right now… I remebet few beer invitations… but none drugs invites below the belt.



I like to watch porn… I use porn for staring .. and hold on contest, I always win, because I am as selfish as to play against myself. Want to see my habitat?…





FUCK YOU
RIGHT IN THE LEFT HOLE
DID I GOT THAT RIGHT?





The biggest acomplishment of the mankind is disconnecting the phone line, so far cemetry is the new facebook app. Great vocabulary, lost self… depression… overthinking, reactive mode, over guilt patterns… comedians know it all and got it all.. now another prick like me shiwing how data rotates… and probably the story ends right on the full stop… bat hit right in your head… guilty and shane conscious, it’s what happens as overflowing consequences… it gets  weirder and strange! I know that my life sucks… it’s hell of a shot… going outside for next rounds naked and firing a pistol… a cumshot… right at people, when I see myself at the mirror, I say “Another rapist… at loose…"… I just see sex as another gorgeous rape method.



I read cues!



- He is envious
- She won’t come out with me
- He is angry
- She is mad
- He is silent, why so?
  I am beneath his experience level.. to talk with him.

"You are a good guy”
…



God has a sense of comedy, fucking around with the main visceral characters, how fucked up is that?.. I found out that I am good guy.. it starts sending gut chills… right into my spine…





I AM GOOD GUY?
I AM FUCKING GOOD GUY?





Sounds like more over… you are temporary “here"… I am going to blow and drain my nose inside you, If I find better genes you gonna be alone…

So right kick… a stomp kick… in the gut and cutting the mom head,… because she is damn wrong about two stuff.

1) School Helps (No it doesn't… if you hate yourself a little or have negative… view of yourself… school is going to make it larger… to grow that vision

2) Girls like Nice Guys (Nor your step father or your mother in law or whoever in charge is here is right about that… your cousin is as dead wrong as your father and mother… brother… or whatever you got out there… nice guys… finish last… nice guys. . Are genes which are on the market "instant wipe out”.






So I know what she said when she said I am good guy!





I AM CHILL
I AM POSITIVE, OKAY… MHM WHAT TO DO NOTHING LEFT… IT MAKES ME DEPRESS TO READ BOOKS WHICH SAYS ASSHOLES WINS.. BADBOYS ALSO WIN… YOU SEE IT IN MOVIES… SONGS… BOOKS… AND LET’S NOT FORGET THE HOLLYWOOD WAY OF SAYING “FUCK YOU” It’s creating needy, nerds and nice guys and showing that they get laid by constant obsession over the another person… this here is nothibg more than a message…




“FUCK YOU… AND GO CONSUME MORE”



The truth in no matter where are you searching every shit is fighting about our time… movies… your desparate friends… your fucked up girlfriend… the facebook… - still you need more time waste here… twitter, instragram - the tine you spend… it’s fucking not enough… dating advice… books… products… tv reality, comedy specials… podcasts… what all have in common




WE WANT
YOU
TO
WASTE
MORE
TIME
YOUR LIFE SUCKS.. WE GET IT
…
THE PILL IS WATCH US
SEE OUR BETTER LIFE
IT’S DEFINETLY A BETTER LIFE THAN YOURS ONE

Monologue 1

Note: This here is slightly different thing!

 

 

 

By DeYtH Banger




So yeah my head my thoughts… who doesn’t hate himself… after opening the gate for the devil to come in…

What should I do?
Kill yourself… it’s easy… simple as that

Why so?

You eat too much, your mom hates you… your friends deeply hate you, your life sucks… admit it
Why?
Go kill yourself,it’s not hard you have been fighting fir silence for a while, definetly the girl which you met… is not planning to go out with you… I told you
Going guys… are no near to the people who fuck girls
What’s wrong with me… why I can’t be positive?

What’s wronng!? How about you are not dominant, you need to kill yourself - plant this seed carefully, your life is better off with you, you even can’t finish a book, she ain’t commin… you have seen this few times… end result… no new request for going out + look your old friends don’t want hang out with you… you are just a sheer example of disappointment… a story with plot holes.

Come on how people succeed?
First of all stop thinking about positivity… be realistic… I missed that point… also why you focus on others?

Because role models?
Oh god role models… fuck you… and fuck them… don’t you get it… bend over and show your hole… open your moth and be prepared for getting cockblocked… a cock is comming right in your mouth
Is my dick okay… it’s not out… roght?
What you mean… I mean my dick is not showing balls or… the pipe right out of my pants… let’s see
You are a weird… fuck… okay… do you get it?
Weird fucking pervert… kill yourself
Bend over and kill yourself
From where does this type of hate comes from?

Skipping love from your mom… compensating it with porn.. you are fucked socially screw up person…
Go play with your dick

Look man… you have to finish the tv show Blacklist… Gregory House… castle… elementary… come on.. finish them
Youbdon’t even try to finish them…

That’s why you won’t succeed… because you suck… becauss you are weirdo… you ade less dominant person and lastly kill yourself
Your mom hate you… I also hate you… you gave few books in row waiting to get finished… what type of fetish is that?
Oh god stop
Why to stop… it’s fun… the main character is going to kill himself.. end of movie.

Comedy: Wow

By DeYtH Banger




“Ah"… "Hah"… "durrr"… "Wow”.. “lol” all those comments convey useless action. Yesterday I go out there… all fir you… I did it for you… I went out there and started talking to girls… it went as far as my lay talk mode social experiment… I kinda got insulted… right in the back.. with hit from a bat…



SO MY GENES ARE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
MY LIFE IS THE BIGGEST JOKE




I convey calmness and being in state of positive as for my other friends and relatives they convey the toxic society… that’s how far my people have gotten. I tried once to piss over a obituary… it went as far as failure… I have fail that mission. I stop people and insult them, this tip of ice went as far as people taking irlt as my authentic self + being a nice clear compliment. I was ironic and sarcastic this feature went as far people thinking I am nice to them… but the bigger picture is the joke is on them.

I hate toxic people mainly because… most of sleepless nights are from those fucks… I hate love and being calm it makes me nerves and angrybonce that in action nothing more than a futuristic movie with nude photos getting a wank. Yesterday I had the great privillige to go and insult people who I know… it went as far as those insults becoming their daily manifestations, so far dead is rolling…
I hate friends and cockroaches mainly because they should convey you being secure and havibg support but most tines from the cliff edge nothing more than a sheer levels of dissapointment are lurking, I am not funny… I am just me okay?




Over confident
Over domminant
Over selective
And yes
Beta male… I  am for beta males
I am for people who are socially fucked up as for all other social communities my opinion is grab a hairy cock and put it in your mouth.


I said to a old woman “Come on.. die bitch!” Man are theory animals as for women they are emotional… I lile critics… I like movies and songs getting sins… it just makes my fucking day. Just give a thought to this… just think about it… go into the mirror… and say “Wad up ugly fuck?”, girls are just like condoms… they also in the bar and in the club are left in frontbof the man bathroom. I have hobbies… I study basic levels of human comminication… in one conversation.. conflict and negativity are needed so to get printed in the mind… let’s not forget lower self-images makes high chances to make somebody more fuckable… also I just discovered that I am good guy…



Not nice guy… but good guy… A fucking good guy… do you know what stats says about good guys?
They don’t fuck… they fucking don’t fuck we are not spinning around another useless mind fuck theory… we are just saying that the borderline is a good guy is just there… cock covered… emotions covered…





…




Sounds like a description of person who is a girl leverage… you feel bad… come here… I WON’T FUCK YOU… I AM SURE AS HELL I AM NOT GAY, BUT MY FATHER WAS… HE WAS A GAY… I AM TALKING IN PAST TENSE… BECAUSE I WANT SHOW OFF OF HPW GOOD I AM WITH GRAMMAR A QUALITY WHICH YOUR LIFE IS MISSING… A PAGE WHICH HAS BEEN CUT



It makes depress to read stats… so Now I am doing follow up of the whole scenario, I am reading a book  about suicide… how far I have gotten… mhm… up to methods and ways…




SUCESS WITH WOMEN
IT’S LIKE THEATHER PRACTICE OF SCRIPT
YOU ALWAYS NEED TO FLIP THE SCRIPT + TO MEMORIZE SOME BULLSHIT… JUST IN CASE…
JUST IN FUCKING CASE




What I see in the morning it’s a dildo in my father ass + desparate look on my face… so sad make up got wasted.

Comedy: How about That?

 By DeYtH Banger


If somebody tries to rape me, he is definetly out of style. Most cases lower value guys fuck high status guy the difference is the years of experience.

When i walk up to a set my mindset is “I totally hate myself”, right here… right now this is congruency.


OKAY OKAY
REWARD THE FUCKING BITCH

My teacher is throwing jokes, oh how pathetic this is… he is such a shit now asking me “why I didn’t said  early in the discussion?” Because it’s 1on1?… Because I am shy bitch?


Nobody is really feeling miserable in the bar, disco or club… I want to see a dude who is miserable… who is fucking horrible inner feeling… I am going to pay to watch this shit.


PRAY TO GOD
RAPE ALL VIRGINS

Comedy: Suck A Dick

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh god… grab a dick… and start sucking it… fucking start sucking it… because first of all you suck and second of all why are you going so fast to hear the second thing, isn’t it enough for you the first.


Okay, okay… here is the truth… I started few new books, I promised to others to start soon reading other books + to do other exercises, I promised also to myself to start watching tv shows and movies… soon enough and let’s not be harsh on myself… I also planned tp finishing few movies, comedy specials and tv series.… still more to go… How fo I create comedy and always have something new to say?

1) I have a brain
2) I use it
3) I apply listening skill
4) I apply reading skill
5) I apply watching skill


I just absorb data and start fucking around with it… Now I am reading The Rape of The Mind, it’s all about brainwashing and mind control… making people feel guilty from nothing and believing into lies… HOW COOL IS THAT?





The story follows from Nazi era… so good luck going there… let’s start fucking around with heroism concept, new norm to moron… oh wow… facebook now look I got blocked for posting and spreading  around nazi content… how fucked up is that?


Today I went beta… male with main state… don’t be confident… don’t be obnoxious, don’t fun… interesting… don’t be bad… oh god really… And now oh my god… god fucking me… that’s right poop from the belly of a bear… I was thinking about what to say… how to say it and I even started practice negative… outcome independed and why you don’t start fucking me in the ass because I am not sure what am I… homo or hetorosexual… because I deeply don’t feel anytype of capability of reproducing….




What’s with anniverssary, marriage.. valentime day and all other shitty holidays each day…




FUCKING EACH YEAR THEY ARE SAYING I AM ALONE
SORRY GOD… WHEN YOU CREATED ME… GOD CREATED FEW GRAMMATICAL ERROS AND FEW SPELL ERROS… THIS IS NOTHING MORE LIKE A MORONICAL GOD TRYING TO FUCK WITH FINITIVE SPECIES.





What’s with body language… nehative content and bad/rude behavior?

What’s wrong with thise people, or let’s face it… nothing more makes my day than to read a book woth title: Hating everyone, starting with me by Joan Rivers. I hate to watch tge same movies to read the same books… because my reproduce day soon is going to come semen out of the pipe… hammered bitch swallows ice cream…



OH GOD I AM SO BAD WITH METHAPHORS!



When a male has a deeper desire to fuck somebody is it as near as look men … it’s semen time… I am going to try the mode: “It’s Reproduce"…

Oh god ignorant people and fucks nothing more than … I am not and for there… Nowadays when I talk to people I think about raping them and fucking them over… screwing up their mind over and killing their whole character… starting from ego upto finishimg the final form.

I hate people, because few times I lost in building social circle… they were nice until… ummm.. their vibe was "fuck you… you ain’t anymore interesting…”
… so that’s why I hate social circle.

Comedy: I Went Far

 By DeYtH Banger


Now I am watching anxiety buster, I finished pimp dating program, also I am watching flawless natural and the deepest thought which I have ever had…


WILL I PASS THIS EXAM WITH
D
…

AT LEAST GET SOMEWHERE
I AM NOT FIGHTING FOR ACE BUT FOR D
…

I WANT ONE GIRL TO FUCK… TO LOSE VIRGNITY AND DO THE TYPICAL BULLSHIT… BUT THE MORE POTENTIAL I HAVE THE MORE WORSE IT GETS
…



I know facts… I know information.. I know stuff about brain washing… manipulating… I like binging tv shows and movies… I like comedy and I have went as far…



WHEN THIS FUCKING MOVIE ENDING?
IS THERE HAPPY END?
WILL I KILL MYSELF
WHEN?
WHERE?
WHY AM I FUCKING SCARED… I AM NOT RUNNING LIKE SCHMUCK AND BEING NOT SERIOUS WITH CHALLENGES OF LIFE… I JUST GOT ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT CONTENT… I WANT TO GO HOME AND JUST BE NORMAL… LIKE THE MOVIES… YOU WAKE UP AND YOU REALIZE YOU HAD BAD NIGHMARE… I HOPE THIS STORY DOES NOT IT FINDS IT PLOT AROUND THE STEPHEN KING CRAZY… MENTAL INSANE STORIES.




I watched and finished plenny of infields of dating, pleny of dating programs… I mean products… I finished reading Tao of BadAss and Mystery Method and I have watched youtube videos of how to pick up women as so far I am thinking about… suicide… when I am going to put the theory in practice.




- Drug Overdrose
- Alcohol poising
- Pill poising
- Slicing veins
- Jumping from a bridge
- Death from sleep
- Forgetting to breath (method)




Or whatever… Just to put negs… push pull… teases… and all other bullshit concepts into practice, when I kill myself… it’s more overly it’s leading… it’s self-amusement… the best tease ever and the best infield ever watched and made from human being. Negs cleverly adjusted insults to start complaining with a girl in a party in the end you end up fucking as for me… I ended up a dick in my hand and telling you this one story you gonna get the moral outcome of the story. I promise to use push-pull… while I kill myself and also To go and stay on tracks of train… it’s fun… it’s exciting and definetly nobody gets offended this last joke is on me… It’s not on the new tv show with the dmc magician or another sad youtube story or another bullshit article on the web..

It’s great one… I used my best skills to make somebody desire me and wanting to have sex with me… but I ended up rejected from society… from introverts and extroverts…

So this is how I deal…
I am not nice with this one outcome so I show a middle finger, right infront of their eyes!

Comedy: Okay

By DeYtH Banger






What best way to depress you and make hate yourself than fucking around with you with girl the words or the terminology which they use is “tease” and “push pull"… from these stand points you start bring more aware of yourself + hating + confused.




If it with guys nothing more is going to shake them hard than saying how far you have succeeded in life and how well you are doing… what you have learn, done, doing, saw, read, watched and etc. This piece of narrowed minded hatred it get easily builded up and most guys end up with being fat and emotionally not capable creatures and also heart attacks are possible.









SO THAT’S WHY I AM HERE… IF YOU DON’T HATE YOURSELF, IT’S TIME TO HATE YOURSELF… IF YOU ALREADY HATE YOURSELF… YOU ARE DOING IT VERY WRONG…

YIU SHOULD HATE YOURSELF SO MUCH THAT WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING YOUR FIRST SENTENCE… WORD… PHRASE… IS

"WHAT THE HELL”

…





- I took chances… I made sacrafices
 - As for you… you lost pleny of your battles and still you are losing
- I removed some of my old friends… and changed jobs… until I found the right one…
- As for you… you are not growing + your most friends are probably bringing you down and this job which now you have… it takes all of your time… free time for you … it’s just too expensive…
- I am here on the stage  and I am okay with getting extinct
- As For you… you are down there… thinking about how much alcohol should you drink to get confident… how much shit you have to do and constantly blaming yourself as for now you are questioning yourself… “should you laugh” or “not"…




OH GOD… OH BELOVED MOTHER
GET BALLS… GET FUCKING BALLS


OR AT LEAST GO AND KILL YOURSELF
YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM OF OUTCOME… INTERACTION + FREEDOM OF ACTION




….





If you asking me about impressing you and let’s go with your main ways impressing others… getting woman pregnant… - You are fucking idiot.. now you are forced 9 months to take care of somebody… um… drifting… nothing impressing with those wheels and moving the car… stearing wheel… left… right… doing maneuvering…



NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE
WE HAVE SEEN IT ALL
ON TV
ON
MOVIES
ON
REALITY SHOWS
ON
TV SHOWS

Comedy: Impress You

 By DeYtH Banger




I am not here to impress you… to show you what my mind can do and say… I am just sharing my opinion the last thing from my act… is nothing more than… all types of conversations are all about “ego” … “all about me"… and also Manipulation can be found everywhere from the baybe who is crying for attention… up to the kid who is manipulating the mom for sweets and chocolate and ice cream… up to the father who is manipulating the seller or the buyer to give more money or even to pay less… we expose ourselfs everyday to manipulation, motivational videos are inspiring and great… but nothing more than making you blind and making you feel delusional… you could go too far if in row 300 of videos you are watching… this is mothing more than sick mind.




SO SLEEP TIDE
WE HAVE A HELL OF RIDE



Okay.. craig… I get your point you sold your sul to the devil to say shitty stuff and speculatiins about celebrities… I get your point radio… and podcast content sucks… but after you get a big head blow in your brain the last thing you want to hear is knowledge, I started listening about alcohol and cigars… just the feel the stand point of a horrible addict me … myself, I am fucking addict no lie about that shit, I was addicted to porn why?

- First, because It saves time
- Second, because it’s less awkward (but we need to acknowledge it from other start points it’s fucking pervert deep shit)
- Third, easy acess… less sweaty and less being tired

…



I have on my friends list not only normal guys who are average joe… but and people who translate subliminal meaning to specific stuff like for example:

- If a girl says that you are "good guy”
 - It doesn’t mean that you can fuck her and be her BF… but more likely friends or evem nothing.


The last thing which I read was being asshole gives to yoy a chance to succeed with women, the last two stuff which I remember and saw are:


- A girl telling me that: “I am a good guy”
- And a girl hating a specifuc guy so much that she doesn’t want to have to do anything with him and now talking to him and giving him acess to her body.







SO IF YOU WANT A FUCKING
YOU SELFISH FUCKING MORON
…

THE LESSON IS
A GIRL ENDS UP HAVING SEX WITH THE BAD GUY AS FOR THE NICE GUY… LETS SAY THE STORY ENDS UP IN DEPRESSION


AS FOR FUCKING NOW
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF, I DON’T SEE MY SELF CAPABLE OF  DOING HUMAN STUFF

Comedy: Complex G

 By DeYtH Banger





Why people use terminology… what’s with
The complex words… can’t we use more easy words
… just for the sake of idiots and morons.


I hate short words like “kk” and “gg”.. and “bb” and all this shit it just makes it more complex than it should be. Women want conflict when you are in relationship and in marriage… on the contract which I sign there wasn’t such type of bullet point… that I am going to go throw nerv wrecking moments and nerve breaking down moments…





HUGE FUCK YOU
TO YOU
AND THE GROW WHICH YOU GET INSIDE




Oh god body language is importamt few girls rejected me because of being creepy… as for me I though staring builds tension by itself it’s sexy, but it ends up in being less sexy and more creepy as for now… I got rejected for trying to be nice the girl thought… I was going to do sonething as so far it ends up i in the case of power of miss direction….oh god is there anybody out there planning to kill me… because nothing more than deep evolving hatred…I find in myself… I don’t know is it me… the problem or them… I don’t know… I just know that my intelligence and intellectual existence is fucking me over…





OH GOD FUCK ‘EM ALL!




People who hate me.. to feel free to hate me more or to start participating in that action. I had a conversation with a girl, I was mostly there for her reactions… I was fucking beta male… how cool was it?, It was the dope on the market!
I had a approach with a girl, she was great with face and body… okay just kinda… but then she started smelling bad, now I was curious as for how to implement she smelling bad?..
How do you say this when this is going different direction and now fast move on… I was listening to a channel which was telling me ways how to get women… congruence… intent… statement.




And how about less lay reports… (which a report if alpha male how he in the ends up banging a girl + free)… and more likely shut the fuck up + fuck you. All these advices are making me to puke… with narrow down muscles + zero sucess rate + more anxiety life and we are not talking focusing on another dating product… IT’S HUGE NO… NO…



It’s more likely where is false bang assumption and when is reality assumption… because after all with those temporary truth, it’s like a math exercise which after 5 minutes re-changes self-logistics. Is there rope because I want firstly to hang myself and secondly… I am going down… fucking down…. Life sucks.

Note (Open Mic)

This here note is for all people who are planning to try open mic or wanting to start telling jokes and go in front of a crowd and start talking. It's not easy, I can say this for sure at first you gonna shake you gonna be fucking scared... because you are facing the unknown you are not sure will they like you?... Will they hate you?... Will you succeed... you fucking don't know... you don't know I am not saying don't do it... I am saying it... the first few times you need to force yourself and to go out there... on the stage... and start walking and telling jokes or whatever you are planning. It's not a plesant ride, it's not a happy story... probably at first you won't get far... but probably with time people are going to like and life probably it's going to turn around and you gonna have fans... but still be ready your friends to leave you alone... probably some days to be totally in the unknown... which means if this happens you need to be ready to apply social skills and also skills to get less freak out.

 

 

If you can't calm down it's fucking awful!

 

 

I am fucking scared... of insulting... being rude... showing middle fingers to people and to a crowd... but day by day... everytime I go and participate in OPEN MIC... I try my best to try the most scary shit... it's awful... it's messy... sometimes I lose there interest sometimes I get big round of applause, I get laughs I try my material out... I go learn shit... practice shit give a thought... one... a second one... I just give chance to shit... Probably today I could be reading a thought provoking book... probably tomorrow I am going to watch something which makes me open minded... like a podcast or a movie... Under open minded... I mean shows which in the end of the day you have learn pleny of shit.... Like could be watching The Jim Norton Show (What you can learn so far... is that you can deliver all type of shitty content and insulting... and rude.... and angry... and mad... content and still make the crowd laugh their ass off..)... Adam Ruins Everything (Nothing fixes your day than debunking your deep inner beliefs)... Penn & Teller: Bullshit (Nothing more than another debunking show)... the list could go and go and go... but and youtube has open minded shit... look deep... go and find lectures... about psychology... about psychological experiments... about philosphy go read a book... but not one of those soap opera books..... but more likely a book about shit you can learn and apply in life... it doesn't mean you can't read shitty stuff... you choose... do you want to grow or to stay where are you?

 

 

 

HUGE FUCK YOU TO

ALL PEOPLE WHO HAVE SPEND THEIR TIME READING THIS BOOK!

AND HUGE FUCK YOU

TO THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T HATE ME!

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