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Jokes from A

by DeYtH Banger

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A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable. — Herbert Procknow
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. — Mark Twain
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. — Lord Byron

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Part 1

Comedy: God
Comedy: I am Reading
Comedy: It Happen
Comedy: The Best Line
Comedy: Liar
Comedy: Screw Up
Comedy: Thu Truth
Comedy: And Or LIFE?
Comedy: Suffering
Comedy: Money
Comedy: Always Caring
Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 1)
Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 2)
Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 3)
Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 4)
Comedy: I SUCK = They Suck
Comedy: Being A Biatch Or ACTING LIKE IT!?
Comedy: Life Sucks and Nobody Tells You That
Comedy: Life As Whole

Part 1

Joke and jokes... Life goes more easily... than ever

Comedy: God

By DeYtH Banger

I don't want to blow off the brilliant end, but God doesn't exist. I am not a agonistic or satanistic person who preaches this shit, it's the truth what I am telling to you…

RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK..

I hope you like the truth, I am not insulting you. I am just most likely getting to the top levels of honesty. If you hide a lie behind being a nice and with that guy being a friend…

RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,…

Like: "You gonna get a break from work without getting paid" aka known as "You are fired from work."

RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,RIGHT BUTTED FUCK,…

Why you are not just honest?
GIVE TO YOUR FICK FRIEND A FEEDBACK…

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ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF
ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF
ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF

ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF

(Notes: Then it comes the guy who says "too much girls … is bad.")

- You fuck… you get many GIRLS AND YOU AIN't sharin?

ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF

ANXIETY, WORRY AND JERK OFF

But if we think and go in the right direction (NO DICK PICS OR JERK OFF)… it sounds like he traffics girls and when we get up to the top…

HEEEEEE IS FUCKING ARAB…

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OH GOD ONE MORE SUICIDE BOOMBER… WHO THA FACK DOESN'T SEE HIS LIFE WORTHY AND GOING WITH SUCH TYPE OF CULTURE?

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FAMOUS WITH TERRORISM!?

Comedy: I am Reading

By DeYtH Banger

How does it feel finding out that everything which you know you need to remove from your mind?

ORRRRRR LET'S TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING FUCKER WHO GAVE ME A COURSE WHO WAS SAYING WHAT I WAS ALREADY FEELING…

AND HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND, HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND… WANTING TO BANG… BANG OUT YOUR LIFE

AND HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND, HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND… WANTING TO BANG… BANG OUT YOUR LIFE

AND HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND, HOW DOES FUCKING SOUND… WANTING TO BANG… BANG OUT YOUR LIFE

The course was "Transformation Mastery" on the first month part I reached it was about sympathy and empathy shit.. . After the meditating release… I wanTed to kill myself…

IT WASSSSSSS A DAMN GOOD RELIEF… FLASHING OUT YOUR VEINS WITH KNIFE AND THIS SON OF A BIATCH IN MY NEW WORK IS CAUSING STRESS INSIDE MY BODY… WHAT TYPE OF EXERCICE AND THING IS GETTING WORRIED AND GETTING ANXIETY?

ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?

ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?

ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?

ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?

ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO CREATE A REASON FOR LIVING… NOT TO CREATE CHILLS IN YOUR BODY?

I thought that in life I was doing something after 19 years of staring… BUT NOTHING AT ALL HAS HAPPEN.

THIS STARING AND ANXIWRY AND DEPRESSION COURSE ISN'T MAKING ME INTERESTED IN BUYING MORE SPECTACULAR ROLE AFTER ALL NOTHING AT ALL CAN BE DONE IN THIS JOB… BEING BE-PIVOT IS FUCKED UP.

WHYYYYYY BIATCHES DON'T SPIKE IT UP?

Comedy: It Happen

By DeYtH Banger

I thought my life is getting better from so much support and followers.

BUT NOTHING… REALLY NOTHING ON THIS WAY IS GOING

LIFE IS A DEADLY SON A BIATCH

I thought that my mom knows who is really genius in town… I went out and started talking to my friends… I told them "I am genius.."…

THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID

THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID

THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID

THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID

THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID

THEN HE … THEN THE OTHER AND … SAID NAY… NAY…. NAY… I AM GENIUS… THAT'S WHAT MOM SAID

Come on you stop on a bus stop to take a break from life
…. And now on your way some screw wacko… is out there and is pissing in front of you?

Oh GOD WHEN THIS HAPPENS… I WILL FIND JOB FOR THIS NIGHT FIREMAN WALKER.

Each fucker who doesn't get jokes and comedy…
DESERVE ONE OF THIS JAME BOND MOVIES PRECISE HEADSHOT

where is he going in this life?

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Don't shallow
Don't go deep

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In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!

In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!

In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!

In JOKES … YOU FUCKING SETTI BIATCH!

Comedy: The Best Line

by DeYtH Banger

Have you ever played... basketball?
How tall are you?
Why you don't play basketball?
How long are your legs?
...

OH GOD Is this the best line you got... a girl to ask me that or a male figure to ask me that... oh YOU FUCKING FUCKERS... YOU BROKE THE TOYS AND NOW YOU FEEL GUILTY.

AND LET'S GO TO PAST EVENTS... DID YOU REALLY GOT ME WITH THAT LINE?

It's fucked up that one good looking person of bad looking person.. .starts with such stupid line.. and what's next?... HAVE YOU EVER SUCK A COCK?... hAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO SUCK YOUR COCK? hAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT TO TAKE BASKETBALL AS PROFFESIONAL CAREEER?

This is not nice... not expressing yourself is going to slowly kill yourself... what last you need is to kill yourself by toxicity... come on... you got a negative emotion and you don't share it?... You got one emotion keep it down... a asecond one... a third one... a FOUUURTH LINER BULLET AND IN THE END!?

USIng alcohol and thinking that you know a lot of stuff... I DON'T THINK I AM ALPHA MALE... I DON'T THINK I AM BETA... I AM JUST... I AM... JUST ME... ME IS ME... THAT'S ONE.... NO NEED OF OPENER LINER (DON'T BE OFFENSIVE..)

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I GONNA GET OFFENSSIVE... AND I GONNA KILL PEOPLE WITH MY THOUGHTS... AND LET THE FLOW TO FLOWWWWWWWWW
....

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I WILL SAY WHAT I FEEL AND EXPRESS WHAT I WANT

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The problem is todays nation... is that they aren't read for the harsh truth as for me!?

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I AM READY.. .YOU ASSHOLE... THROW ANOTHER BULLET YOU SLIPLESS AND SICKLESS FUCKER....

Comedy: Liar

by DeYtH Banger

Noone ever come and tell you that people are going to joke in such a way in which they are going to offend you...

AAAAAAAHJAAAAA A SLIPLESS.. FUCKER
AAAHAHA YOUR MOTHER IS A BIATCH

People get offended from some dark homour and most of them go home and stress and get depress but the real truth is deal it with like a "Comedian"... throw a laugh and say is it that all?

I just don't like listening to myself... it really sucks... my voice the way I look... I hate the whole part about myself... but the real truth is that I bust it around by going in the bus and starting getting some attention... but at least pay me if you gonna OFFENDDD ME

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The whole idea is to laugh around and laugh and laugh... and your life is going to end up like a joke.

SOOOO JUST DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING SERIOUS... BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FUCK AROUND ALWAYS...

I didn't got a joke from a bouncer and he said... "Am I right with my mind??"... and I Was like "WOwl... wtf.f.... no scenario for that shit..." - it was like a mindset that said.

I feel guilty of not being honest... I have been supressing my emotions... I have been hiding behind moral ... I have bee nreading bible and what did happen?
...

It was a sick Mr.Nice fuck...

Comedy: Screw Up

By DeYtH Banger

I am literally screw up.… so much friends.. . So much people I know and I feel like nothingvis going to help.

AND THEY SAY TO STOP DATING ADVICE AND START PRACTICING AND HOW TO DO IT WHEN I AM KINDA OLD SCHOOL IN EVERYTHING. MY JOKES ARE OLD… I REALLY DON'T HAVE WHAT TO SAY GOING OUT WITH PEOPLE WHO CAN CONTRIBUTE VALUE WITH ME IS LIKE SELF-SABOTAGE.

IT REALLY FUCKS ME UP WHEN PEOPLE START TO JUDGE YOU AND THE SAMEEEE PEOPLE ARE REALLY FUCKED UP.. ..AND THEIR LIFE IS A WASTE AND THEIR MISTAKES PUT THEM ON YOUR BAG AND IN OTHER WORDS - YOU AIN'T GONNA PARTY - IT'S DISTRACTION, YOU WON'T INVEST - BECAUSE YOUBDON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY… THE LIBE CONTINUES AND CONSTANT WORRY…

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AND HOW THA FACK CAN I IMPROVE MY LIFE WHEN PEOPLE BUILLD CONSTANT WORRY AND THEN IT'S YOUR FAULT… YOU TRIED TO BE LIKE OTHERS AND IN REALITY BEING LIKE OTHERS FUCKS YOU UP… IT'S LIKE DISEASE.
. MOST DISEASE WILL KILL YOU.

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NOW MIND BOTHERS QUESTIONS OF WORRY

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People watch comedy so to forget problems and life… and one moment ignoring this pile of shit… explodes and your mind dazzles and fizzles.
…

Now:

- I gonna lose my money
- I gonna get poor
- It's a big amouth and I am totally fucked up
- Life is like one of those drama comedies ( at the beginning we feel like it's tragic and sad… but in the end of the day we throw a laugh and try to accept it… if I wanted to change myself I won't accept it… but remember to get somewhere you need to accept it.)

Comedy: Thu Truth

By DeYtH Banger

Just stop, stop

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That"s what I tell to my mind… but my mind doesn't stop it's a victim of circumstances. Always thinking always making up things (Just in the name of fun)… always overthinking, always trying to get things

….

It always tries new stuff… once repeation.. .comes over it slays all the mind over and over…. THAT'S WHY ONE GUY SAYS THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AND OVER ALWAYS HAVING FUN… OH COME ON THIS AN EXAMPLE OF BURIED MONEY IT'S BELOW IN A GRAVE…

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I am worried but why?

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BEING WORRIED LIKE A PRICELESS MOTHER FUCKER.. . DON'T PUT ME IN YOUR RANK…

- YOU DON'T KNOW
- YOU CAN'T

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COME ON YOU SON OF A BIATCH…

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SHOW ME… STOP BLAMING ME OVER AND OVER… AND THEN SAYING THAT YOU ARE TEACHING ME…

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COME ON… DEVOURING BEHAVIOUR IS DEPRICATING FUCKED UP
BEHAVIOR I KNOW TOMORROW WON'T BE A DIFFERENT DAY…

- FEW GUYS FLAKE
(They just won't answer the phone because my jokes got OVER the limit)

- Promise Fuckers
(Always there is a person who says we can meet and talk… have a chat… tommorow or today and it comes the time and the guy says… " Sorry but I am busy"… "Sorry… I don't know … don't worry"

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- Wanted Fuckers

(HE comes when he needs things… he is ready to give you something but still when right time comes… he disappears so WHAT TYPE OF FUCKER IS THAT?)

I ALWAYS STUDY STUFF IN SOCIAL DYNAMICS… WATCHING MOVIES… TV SERIES AND READING BOOKS I JUST WANT TO BECOME THE BEST POSSIBLE VERSION… BUT IN SUCH STAGES THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T GET JOKES (In my opinion this people are fucked up)… THEN THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT THE ALL PROGRESS WHICH I HAVE MADE IS BECAUSE OF THEM…

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And LIFE IS like that when somebody says have fun… hAve a great time in being an adult or even don't forget the child inside you…

This advice doesn't get you any near to having a life which you enjoy.

It's enough misery people say that Steve Jobs died from saying that each day is his last… but this isn't possible to kill him… if it's possible why:

EACH DAYYYYYYY MISERY GOES COMPILING IN MY LIFE IT LOWERS THE CHANCE OF GOING OVERVOT AGAIN?

PEOPLEEEEEE ARE A BULLSHITTERS… SAYING SOME FUCKED UP SCREW UP SHIT…

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I AM JUST AFRAID OF NOT DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT
… I CAN'T WALK ON THE STREET ON THE SAME OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND THEN THERE IS A PERIOD IN LIFE WHEN YOU DON'T GO THERE FOR FEW MONTHS AND
THEN YOU COME OVER AND STARTING TO CON IT

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NO NEED TO BE A COLD FUCKER LIFE ISN'T GETTING BETTER … MESSAGE TO ALL PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY GONNA GET UNFUCKED ONE DAY…

IN MY CASE…

TODAY I AM ALIVE - GREAT
I HOPE TOMMOROW DIE - WISH

Comedy: And Or LIFE?

By DeYtH Banger

Life is fucked up program some mosquitos bite you when you are out and one moment comedy from laugh gets to anger and screaming up to sadness.

I am just afraid of life getting into repeation it's ain't fun when you cycle throw the same shit shit over and over.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO TELL AND SAY THE SAME STORIES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND THEN START BLAMING YOU FOR WASTING THEIR TIME.

OH COME ON… IT'S AIN'T FUN THE SQME JOKES OVER AND OVER THE SAME STORIES OVER AND OVER.

SCREEN WRITERS - ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE GOT A MESSAGE

ACTORS - ARE PEOPLE WHO EXPRESS THINGS OVER AND OVER AND GETTING PAID FOR SUCH A DUMB JOB.

One moment life stops and shitty thoughts start to come out.

1) Other's People blame
2) Shame
3) Pain
4) Misery

I AM FUCKING SUFFERING FROM GETTING CUT FROM A PERSON WHO HASN'T SHOWED ME ANYTHING AND THEN OFFENDING MY BEHAVIOUR 10000 TIMES BY DIFFERENT WAYS THEN THE SAME DUDES DON'T KEEP THEIR PROMISES AND THEN THEY BLAME PEOPLE LIKE ME.

So does I suffer
So does thy suffuer

People always dissapoint others… their creatures who are wasted fuckers breaking rules just to get more from what they have.

Comedy: Suffering

By DeYtH Banger

I have been on this planet for a long time… always trying not to take risks and obey what mom says… Getting punished for good behaviour - By them being not serious… how fucked up is when some person promises you to return the taken money from you? Or how fucked up is when you try to Live up to somebody's expectations and in the end you making few people along the way ashamed.

I feel pressure… I feel the fucking pressure!

I DON'T LIKE LIFE, LIFE AIN'T COOL… FIRST TO OBEY SONEBODY'S RULES… THEN MY FRIENDS… RELATIVES AND FAMILY MORALS AND MY LIFE GOES TO THIRD PLACE!??

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DON'T ASK ME THE DUMB QUESTION WHY MY LIFE WENT WASTED… HERE IS THE TRUTH I WAS AFRAID OF TAKING RISKS BECAUSE IF I TOOK … I THOUGHT THAT I AM GOING TO GET PUNISHED…
THIS HERE IS DAILY ROUTINE TRAUMA… I JUST WANNA WAKE UP AND START BEATING UP PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME SAD AND FEEL WORTHLESS…

I HAVE A VALUEI HAVE A LIFEI AM FUN GUYI HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE WHOEVER I WANT

…
And bad behavior by getting reminded all my bad behavior from before… I hate people who say:
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- Not really in the same order

…but when you start conversation with such type of guys… They don't leave you… to say your argument… they don't give a chance to your back up story… so
….
Me: "Okay… Here is the proof of my side…"He: "okay"…
Me: "Did you check it out?"He: "No… I don't have time"

- The problem in my case is that people repeat them self + they want you to do stuff and they don't do what you suggest for example they suggest you movies and you watch them in a period of 2 weeks time… (So much time you spend if they give you 10 movies you watch something like a 1-2 everyday… and after two weeks you are ready)… then you suggest once they watch the movie… then there is a period in which they suggest you to do that and that… but they don't do your part of the deal.

JESUS IS A WORTHLESS FUCKER… IF I AM IN THAT STATE BEING JUNKIE … SO DOES HE AND GOD TOO

Comedy: Money

By DeYtH Banger

Once you got money high enough you start feeling like you are God… like nothing can stop you… You get so brain fucked that you gonna piss or cum on somebody's food.

You feel superior…

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What you need few guys who don't have money… and you have something like 40$ and you are already superior. You gonna try to manipulate those poor guys… you gonna use all types of net to get them and pull all kinds of magic tricks out of your pocket by using money.

Note: You son of a biatch… living a life is nothing more than a selfish choice made from creatures who are stupid enough to think that they have what to give.

It's so foolish from their side…

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So the story goes like you all were poor but few of you got a chance to get few more "$" by doing stuff that your mom won't approve and look yourself being selfish going like you are the big deal and you got 40$ it's not too much If we look it straight away.

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Life a shitty fucker… execute and obey….

Comedy: Always Caring

by DeYtH Banger

And words aren't enough... probably already repeating myself
but repeating is the same fuck as you. I have been learning for a long time
dating advice like how to touch a girl, when to touch it... what to say it, when to say it... how to go there... fundaments of social dynamics learning and out there... there is ton of material you can spend your whole life on learning it and again it won't be enough.

Come on let's go releastic.... there are stuff which people like me who have been before few years with going with moral rules... haven't adapted and now this material in hand it's needed to be adapted.dd
...

But why people care so much?
I care, they care... we all give a fuck!

So the storie goes this guy doesn't have 20$.. and if he doesn't he won't give you tweny... he won't come and say "I don't have 20$...." he will go like... not giving it and continuing asking you do you want something else?

Or in my case giving 5$... and a girl don't returing me 0.30$ which was how much she should give me... she said to me "We don't have money to return..." - or do you mean... our policy is that we don't return money!?

This is whole different hell of a fuck,
So one guy comes... and he starts talking about physics and then in the end he asks is it
cool...

LETTTTTTTTT ME FUCKING TELL,... YOU ... NOT IT DOESN'T MAKE INTERESTED AND IF YOU USE THIS TO A GIRL SHE IS GOING TO BE BORED AS FUCK... IS IT THIS THE IDEA OF YOUR PRODUCT MAKING ALL CLIENTS BORED?

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Being bored is how life goes... but let's see what happens with phones
...

Always making a hangout or meet up with somebody then it comes the time and he or she says...

"I have meet up with somebody else."
"I can't..."
"Let's do it other day..."

or even they won't answer their phones... come on... how do you deal with this fucked up pressure this isn't a game... but real world.

And this fucked up world drives me crazy, you can't say one thing and then go with the other thing... I ask a guy how to close a girl... which means how to get her phone or contacts one guy tells me... that their aren't any specifics.. (Which is a bullshit story)... then comes the other guy and saying

RSD, doesn't give you fundaments... aand I have told you that ton of times...

OKAY YOU SON OF A BIATCHES.... YOU HAVE TOLD US TON OF TIMES... AND HOW THE FUCK I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT?... hERE IS THE THING... YOU ARE FUCKING BLUFFING YOU ARE USING THE OLD TRICK FROM THE OLD BOOK... YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE... AND YOU + MISTER NO SPECIFICS... HOW THE FUCK THERE AREN'T ANY SPECIFICS AND IT'S PART OF NOT GETTING MY PIC... COME ON... ONCE I DIDN'T CLOSE BECAUSE NOBODY SUGGESTED THAT IDEA... THEN NOW I TRY TO CLOSE AND THEY FLAKE... COME ON... HOW AM I DOING A GREAT DAY TO SOME ONE... WHEN IN THE END MY ASS BEATEN UP?

cOME ON... SOMEBODY'S DAY WENT GREAT AND MY DAY WENT UP... ON THE BACK OF A BUILDING 4 GUYS BEATING ME UP... - TRUE STORY AS A FUCK

AND THERE AREN'T ANY SPECIFICS!

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Black shaded biatch... aka Nigga... he comes and start telling to me that with being nice I am going to succeed.... oh come on... I have been nice for a long time... and I didn't went very far.

1) First I was famous with my moves in school... so when I talk to a girl and if I fail all the school knew about my fail (Or let's say that class and few more classes)

2) I was polite, nice... (Nothing really did happen)

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ANd now your are saying me... to forget what I have learn and go with

- Can we be friends? (THIS IS NEEDY SHIT... showing that you don't have abudance)
- Can you give me your phone number? (Wanting validation... from her)
- Can I fuck you? (Not grown up move)
- Why you are not nice... I am nice with you!? (Doing something and expecting something back... needy shit...)

and then he tells me

Tell her,

- She is beautiful
- She is sexy
- She is awesome
- She is cool
...

And this deformed charcoal is saying me to say to people such easy shit... so in other words...

he saying

"Stop listening and learning that shit... it's bad stuff go and play with this which I gave you... it's not hard at all..."

So please listen... I was funny I joked about Jesus... I joked about religion ... I manipulated some jokes in to my manner so in the end all of us to throw a laugh... and I went nowhere... fucking nowhere...

Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 1)

By DeYtH Banger

Come on and come on… you just don't get it…
You don't fucking get it… you are saying that you are getting it… you got the idea… you know what it's about… but not really know what you know.

You are confused by itself is a depricating behavior.

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Here is the truth you fuck… you don't get it you moron… you ask questions… no need to deep the shit.

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So comedians like me throw a joke about daily life so to go throw it.. Life is a hypocrite and nobody WILL tell you the truth, everyone got a story we could start from movies up to song writers up to newspaper short-stories and list goes. It's like endless orgasm…

Nobody in your fucking life is going to help you with your life… not in manner of saying:

"You are good.."
"You are doing great…"
"Great… keep it going…"
"Awesome…. Great.."

- Life is hard and you never get the push of positive… living in negativity it's like being all your life under a cloud of rain.

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But stIll people like Raphie May … Chris Farley or John Pinette or Robin Williams all this fucks are dead some of them people say that they have died naturally… but I doubt about it… there is something bigger… there is whole big conspiracy.

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So this fucks were telling jokes as a job and now they are 15 meters below us… I call this a good day with a bad karma.

Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 2)

By DeYtH Banger

How does life look from here?
How are you?

And

Is it a good question "How much years old are you?"

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The mind always bothers around information like a Crazy Russian Guy, what mind needs it's material… give it enough and your mind will start fucking with you.

If you go with positive life you can't negative… let's be honest to remove your anxiety and limits in discussion… Which means to have the ability to say:

1) Insults
2) To Express yourself
3) To be Confident
4) And etc

You need a whole tail of negative BULLSHIT.. . It's going to put you down but if you have grown up with it you gonna get the ability to control it.

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And now who is fucked up?
Nobody says that people are fucked up…, one son of a biatch started to shout on the phone… for no reason at all … I am calling to clear up shit he is going with…

"AREEEEEEEE YOU CRAZY…. I CAN'T TALK NOWWWWWWW…. I JUST CAN'T TALK NOW"… this shit is fucked up and If I start living with such type of people… I am going to end up on the list with 30 Pounds weight.

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Why nobody makes jokes about this kinda of

A shit… It's a vicious circle and it's an example of plot line with hell of a twizzles, sizzles… it's very twisty.

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Nobody knocks on the door at 05:01 am and says:

"Life sucks… but you mother fucker you going to stay here for a very very long time…"

- Life is not pernamemt …, one day a disease knocks… and in just a one moment it knocks you out.

Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 3)

By DeYtH Banger

You wake up and you go to bed with breathing in and out….in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out. That's what and life is… this here is a metaphor an extraction.

Nobody can help you if you are in depression,

- Life is meaningless

(ALL type of thoughts which are in your mind go to a negative path… your mind is build with bricks of "-" one moment so much "-" negative builds and builds and it starts to destroy you inside…
That's how a depress guy feels…)

Note: And that's what my life looks like, each day I crack a joke just to go throw pressure… it's too much without jokes and comedy life could be a place of crying and sadness…. Instead of laughing!

- Food has lost it's taste

(People have gone and food doesn't have any type of taste in this stage.)

- Life is not anymore fun

(People when they grow up… they start giving more and more fuck start reading ton of material and wasting their life.)

P.S. - It's fucked up… I got 4 meetings which were supposed to be today… and it went like … the first one happen… the second one was on the stove but in the end it ended up into the junk yard. Then it came a new suggestion and I had a meeting… Dinner with a friend… trying afro food and this got canceled… in the end of the day.

- Life sucks if you get depressed it's mood swinger style… Imagine fucking dead body in real life depression ot's like dead but you are alive.

Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 4)

By DeYtH Banger

What's bad about not believing in God?
What's bad about not trusting the bible?
What's bad of not being religious?

So life goes on like a corruption If I don't believe in God because I got information which is pretty reasonable… How can I believe in God when the bible says sex, gays, racism are bad stuff and I have seen people who believe in God and are sinners if we look it from this perspective.

Note: Yet all believers are wasting theit time to pray to invisible force which never plays in the playground.

P.S. - So look how fucked up is life, most religious people are sad, secondly… no answer of prayer and third people get easily offended and how good is that?

Nobody is really tough…

….

The whole thing is like talking or creating an invisible friend and start talking to it… It's creepy shit … it's like a demon... has possessed your body…

Cracking a jokes makes life more than a drama and crime… it add ups some comedy… but still this the most longest show ever launch on TV. It's not good to waste your time with something which doesn't help you with self-improvement. What type of fucked up race is:

- We are going out tomorrow!
(Tomorrow comes and the offer is out of the line.)

- We are going to go out… (Said before 2-3 days)

(The day comes… and goes like… "I am busy")

- I am going to give you a call

(Oh god you fucker… the day comes and you are gone what type of fucker are you?)

- I don't know when

(What type of fucked up guy should you be of not knowing when you are comming coming back to my country)

Note: People always say one shit and other shit comes in the way… So here is the thing

- I will kill myself… but it's getting as dagger as a double edged sword.

P.S. - This dude wanted to have fun… , but life is a controversial show with pleny of rules in case you start compiling this shit have in mind this tip.

…

Life will
…

Is a fake promise no rules can be ever applied.

- DeYtH Banger

I don't like God… I just don't like the shitty story behind that moral fucker.

…. HEY JESUS KISS MY COCK

Comedy: I SUCK = They Suck

by DeYtH Banger

Come on they suck... all day listening about their bullshit stories:

- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?

- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?

- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?

- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?

- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?

- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?

- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?

- How are you?
- What did happen?
- This don't do it?
- How are they?
- What if it didn't happen?

- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....

- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....

- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....

- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....

- What's your name?
- How old are you?
- You are too young!
- Have you ever played basketball?
- Go and build muscles
....

Statements and questions... always fucking around, people are having fun but never calculcating it... come on... they passed 12 years of school and now they go to parties go and give all their money... but never think about the next day... what type of fun activity is that?

...

So the thought is:

"Today I gonna have fun... tomorrow let starve..."
"Today money doesn't mater.... (Few Days later) - WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MONEY?"

People always pissed off
ALways fucking around...

And I suck... I suck in being a nice guy listening to morals... this is the most fucked up thing which you can do in your whole life... sucking and sucking morals and then what?

OBEY IT
OBEY IT

...

And really why no-one does ever call and be direct... stop with this indirect game.. going around topics which say and imply that this person have interested but let's be honest all this shit is false and in the end we all play that fucking dull game...

NULL IT!
NULL IT!

NULL IT!

NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!
NULL IT!

Comedy: Being A Biatch Or ACTING LIKE IT!?

by DeYtH Banger

What you need the most now is.... one rope... put it over your throat and

GO FOR IT
GO FOR IT
GO FOR IT
GO FOR IT
GO FOR IT
GO FOR IT
GO FOR IT

It's a rational decision... no need to listen what others are saying depression and stress are state which are move-overs... which are going to help you make the best choice ever you have ever made.

I am tired of the bullshit story - I don't have time, so if you don't have time make some...

...

In my Life I spend and make time and create stuff in yours... you invest and invest and then you seek it... you fucking want it back ... but you AIN'T GONNA WANK IT THIS TIME

1) Once done
2) Twice done
3) Tripple done

... and you continue and now you want to fuck more around?

Fuck your game
Fuck your life

And the creator destroys you...
by dieing... natural

...

Life is the most fucked up thing which you can get inside... the curtains are down and the game goes and goes and goes and the best one beats in this game... how fucked up is this?

This is the best scenario which you can get over... you want it... you gonna get it

...

So most people come here on this planet and :

1) I want to be rich
2) I want to be famous
3) I want more action movies
4) I want more toys
5) I want more money
6) I want more space

But hey you fucking biatch are you ready to give some value to this world... you can't only fuck around... by wanning and wanting and banning and vaning and all this fucked up words I want to ask you why life isn't random as fuck?

Comedy: Life Sucks and Nobody Tells You That

by DeYtH Banger

Did somebody yesterday or today... came and said to you life sucks and all your expectations are going to get underground.... Below 15 meters of soil... down there... that's life how it gets in you in the end... you get in below 15 meter in a coffin.

And the most ironic thing is that people celebrate this day by crying and saying things like

- I am sorry wasn't there for you...
- How could this happen...
- Life could be better... you and me we know it very well...
- You are a grown up man... you didn't needed to go so far...

All people wanking... and wanting... and needing you... and crying and acting like a biatch.
After all it didn't went their way... if it doesn't go their way... this is a reason to make them angrier...

But the best thing is when you die... this is a celebration... in which you are invited and your body exposed and no any type of signals are needed... - How cool is this?

...

The song could go and on and on and on... the same is for life... suicide is the best choice you got now in your pocket... people tell to other people to play with all their cards and why not now they don't play and with the last card which they got, it's something like a

Ace... but down and up it's written

"Die you BIATCH"

- So here is the thing which I have learn from life...

Life can beat you up
Life can fuck you up
Life can screw you up
Life can make you feel miserable
...

But if life says you that

...

Buckle up and do what's needed after all this is going to be your prom night... did you had such celebration in life?...
Yes

OR

NO?

Look my comedy is horrific... I write something and then I put it in horror... because it's gets in horrific levels....

This fucking assholes could go with... (About you):

- He made the right decision... (P.S. - We both know that this isn't true.. .you don't think the same thing as what you are saying...)

- He is a fucking asshole... (Note: I fucking love this compliment... another example of ruining my day... do you know that I hear you and see you?... Or if this is not true... the bible is fucking wrong and the last thing which I want to add... lies end up in making Jesus sucking my dick...)

(Note: After all... I am non religious person and I can say all type of shit and I don't need to get punished... life is a hell... another blow of offer won't be bad idea as for now...)

- Hey... wake up... son... I am sorry... I am sorry... please wake up.... Wake up son... (....and now is my turn once... having the chance to ignore you wake up and sorry's... I am very tired from that crap... don't ask yourself why I am here... it was the best investment I have ever done...)

Comedy: Life As Whole

by DeYtH Banger

Always giving a fuck

- For that
- For that and that
- For what and so
- For why and who
- For where and when
- For How and ...

Always caring life is a selfless fuck.... we all give a fuck
I have seen myself in such type of circle.

Caring:

- For others
- For nobody's
- For things
- For stuff
- For people
- For related people
- For relationship

and one moment you head is buckle up with too much fuck then it comes
the data... which I call "Important as fuck"... which is a data which your mind you wants to write down. If you are writer your mind always wonders around information and for better scenarious... my life went so fucked up that I started using chess... and playing deck cards for metaphors.
...

My mind as a writer always got what to tell one moment is good thing other... it really fucks you up... you could be not sleeping and all day thinking.

Like:

- What if I didn't did that... yesterday?
- What if I did that?
- Why did I got bullied in school?
- Why people start to ignoring me?
- Am I enough funny and joky?
- Am I enough the person I want to be?
- Do I know enough?
- Is there any type of reason of being here?
- Is it possible people to be selfish.... (In theory... yesterday I got beaten up... my mom wasn't even paying attention to me... and what if I just tried not to talk to that girl and go with my father out... whe he was still alive?... Bullied been in school isn't even funny... it's a long-term pain it always fucks me up when I come back to the old days stories... People stopped answering my calls... stopped wanting to see me out and started just in a polite way saying "Go fucking else where..." - Have you ever felt that?... It's a cold feeling... it's a feeling which you feel but nobody says anything which means... they don't say anything for me to quit or so on and so on... but the way they behave you can see and feel that they don't want you...

Have you wondered why this joke didn't went well?
..> Have you ever wondered why you are out of jokes... in my world... I wonder... I am not always smart asshole... funny guy one moment ... I am so much under the soil that I am like a animal... a biatchy animal... who gets pissed off anything...)

Note: And life continues no data can help you skip this hell... the hell wants you in there... and nobody really wants you in heaven...

- I don't think people are selfish...
- It's fucked up that I want to kill myself... it's the most arrogant... selfish decision ever taken from me

..

It could be not questions... it could be data or things which you say and with minutes and seconds it gets to somewhere bigger and larger... my brain and totally ruin you... I have so much data...

...
S
t
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t
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From seducing women up to man... up to manipulation and con-crime... and I am just a normal guy or

AM I?

...

So life is a selfish decision but not the most,
selfish one...

ANd they want to roll the game and nobody even give a fuck
to the noobies....

Impressum

Tag der Veröffentlichung: 02.09.2018

Widmung:
Throwing one rock and the next one I promise to be precisely....!

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