“Four Funs Of The Sun”
(Winter Dominating)

Swarthy, whitish, pinkish are three sisters,
With a bald brother usually facing sinister jitters !
Summer, Winter, Spring, their names to call,
Their brother being yet nick-named as Fall !
# Pleasant looking are both Winter and Spring,
Summer and Fall can never look charming !
Winter mostly prefers protein-rich dishes,
Containing omolettes and well-fried fishes !
# Spring is flexible and a unanimous choice,
Of all humans and animals well to rejoice !
Summer is both teetotaller and vegetarian,
Having also married to an identical civilian !
# Winter artistically makes earth picturesque,
With her creations from dawn to dusk !
Wrapping Mother Earth with dense greenery,
Which exhibits thus very beauteous scenery !
# People then choose colour-rich winter-wears,
They warm themselves with alcoholic beers !
In addition they also collect wooden splinters,
To burn them to overcome shivering in Winters.
# Preferred are also mid-day walk and sun-bath,
To energize physique to traverse long path !
Frolicsome we all seem in Winter and Spring,
Unlike in other seasons that create itching !
# Teetotallers, vegetarians also enjoy tasty eatables,
With delicious hot-sweets served on tables
Winter and Spring are the Queens of seasons,
Though all four seasons are Funs Of the Sun !
Exquisite warmth is also embracing and kissing,
Winter gone-by, invariably remains missing !
These are natural phenomena, we have to abide by,
All over the planets orbiting in the sky !
Sky is limitless, it’s sibylline against why ?
It’s too high to reach despite maximum try !
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“Woes & Wonts Of Winter”
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Mankind manages most measures of maintenance,
For their surviving well with safe-sure surveillance !
To withstand winter, wrapping with winter-wears,
Warming well with alcoholic whiskeys and beers !
# Veggies savour the flavour of tastiest hot sweets,
Non-veg enjoy well with eggs, fishes and meats !
Human-race is alone blessed with choosy feasts,
Scornfully as they are aptly the civilized beasts !
# Now look at the lingering life of loitering animals,
In the streets as well as in the forests and jungles !
Shelterless, shivering, suffering, dwindling by dying,
So also are other creatures atop the trees or flying !
# Temperature is when diminishing dangerously,
Below zero degree Celsius, rapidly, rigorously !
Windy waves, snowy storms augment the agony,
Disastrous happens atmosphere in every colony !
# Birds, too, then face fatal with similar tragedy,
Flocks of them are killed, there being no remedy !
Though all of us well know this seasonal calamity,
But egoistic only we be to be a notable celebrity !
# Unmindful all are we of the dogmas of re-birth,
Which may make man any other creature on the Earth !
As humans only are able to pray God for any boon,
He may be pleased on His Own Accord late or soon !
# What form re-birth gives us is based on our daily deeds,
So always adhere to sowing philanthropic fertile seeds !
Let us all give up addictions, if any, to our misdeeds,
That’s a dogmatic device or advice, as each religion pleads !
# Pray God, hence to benignly change His Rigorous Law,
Using His Big Quill with His Ever Invincible Paw !
To make Earth also a High-flying Heavenly Abode,
And free us all from His Heterogeneous Code !
# Why not all populous planets can be quite similar,
Without variations as are in Winter and Summer !
Heaven and Hell ought to be made unitedly unique,
At the Hands of Omniscient God and His Technique !
# LEST THERE SHOULD PREVAIL ANY SUCH DISPARITY,
BETWIXT EARTH AND HEAVEN WITHOUT ANY VARIETY !
GOD IS PLENIPOTENT TO CREATE EASILY EVERYTHING,
HE MAY EVEN CONVERT NOTHING INTO ANYTHING !
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*Alliteration all along enjoyable above and here !


“Wondrous Wintry White-Out”
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The while that enormously amazed me,
Then I stood flabbergasted and stand-still !
The moment that densely damaged me,
The balance of my heart had a thrill !
#Coming across a charming chick during perambulation,
Spell-bound, I kept watching her with spying speculations !
#A lasciviously lovely and lusty loitering lassie,
Lingering all through wearing only a lingerie,
Quite lonely living lazily in fatuous fantasy,
Bewildered by windy and wintry white-out misery !
#My age eaqually was befitting in such fascination,
I felt blissful then beyond my imagination !
I galloped at once to reach her with full swing,
Imagining, as if, I would offer her betrothal ring !
God knows where she disappeared into foggy spheres,
Thus I whiled away the time in toto till exuding tears !
When I was awake and went on thinking over the theme,
I was sure then, it was merely a dream !
#Whacked while walking, I went asleep at a lee,
Dreamt as to who was she, who now I can’t see ?
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Hahahaha, Heeheehee ! That’s all, please, for a while,
Don’t see me,
Haahaa, heehee, pee, pee, pee, wee, wee, wee!


“Winter-Winners”
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Woollen-wears, say, coats, jerkins, jerseys & sweaters,
Burners, say, fires, coals, woods and electric heaters;
Hot drinks like coffee, tea, beer or alcoholic beverage,
To win winter by its warmth to be thus above average !
Disinfectants also used to spray and spread all around,
Whenever, wherever needed up and down the ground !
As a measure of Preventive and Social Medicine,
Just to preclude against being put into Quarantine;
As certain wintry diseases like flu and malaria,
Often attack people in this season covering large area !
Lascivious ladies and jet-setting gender bender gents,
Wearing lingeries only without trousers or pants !
Warming each others lovingly by embracing and hugging,
As tightl y as needed even unto depth of sexual plugging !
All these activities are prone preferably in winters,
Unmindful of good or evil, whatever may be sinister juitters !
These are the joys enjoyed with winter-winners ut supra,
Over and above theories of arithmetic, geometry, algebra !
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“The Rain”
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Brain exceeds rain by “B”
And what begets it is sea.
Drain exceeds it by “D”
And there is more yet to see.

Grain with excess by “G”
The nature provides rain free.
Train trails it with “T”,
That’s a literal fuss to be
And vain is all ut supra, to prove any plea.
“No grain without rain”
Is a phenomenon obsolete,
That’s now almost apt to delete.
The need of rain is not yet vain !!
The ocean when in motion,
The Sun when in emotion,
The former swallows the heat,
The latter creates the sleet.
It’s seemingly an eternal pact,
Subservient to Nature’s Act.
Depending wholly on rains is now extinct,
On the face of canals, dams and tube-wells
Which have subdued the rainy stint.
Crops can now be watered through drains,
Unmindful of the capricious rains
We can’t still be too much sure
To ever defer the rainy allure.
Rains, when set in, cool the brains,
stint thereof subtracts the strains.
That’s a game betwixt natural and artificial,
But human is able to choose,
whenever, whichever is beneficial.
Yet, forget not, human being, too, is a credulous creature,
And no creature can subvert the Laws of Nature.
With a tankful of thanks to anyone decent and beneficent……
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The Chair
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Many an idea, many a thought, many a lesson and many a suggestion;
All left behind when the chair in possession !
Anything good, anything bad, anything foul or anything fair,
All negligible, while the chair is there !
Weakened parties or such groups, seeking chairs in government pools,
They have gone to such a length, to regain the lost chair and strength !
They won’t mind even sitting on stools, the emotional voters being left as fools !
The rich have no any major affect, the poor will ever remain imperfect !
This has become unchangeable result, that’s so, democracy difficult !
Sons, daughters, even wives of some clans, attract people through hired fans !
This is the political abracadabra, no any arithmetic, no algebra !
This is the prevailing poisonous essence, our nation needs early renaissance !
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“NATIONAL GENDER”

I have been pondering since childhood,
As long as my personhood could !
How, why and whence onward,
India was named in effeminate card ?
Though our land sustained slavery,
Our people always maintained bravery !
India pronounced by ‘She’ or ‘Her’,
Anglice, everyone happens to refer !
I, rather, feel always offended,
Everybody, every book literally depended,
None came forward to get it amended,
What I felt and always intended !
I can’t see India called effeminate,
This being merely a lingual etiquette !
Hence, I beseech intelligentsia,
To enlighten upon this deep mania !
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“FISCAL FIASCO”
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Income Tax, House Tax, Entertainment Tax,
Land Tax, Property Tax, Road Tax, Sales Tax,
Besides these Seven Taxes may be yet New Tax !
All these elements are to irk people and vex !

These are the imposed burden for all of us,
Salary and allowances earned thus face minus !
People flounder to create extra income,
Commission and corruption are its outcome !

Taxes, however, maintain the Exchequer,
Graceful Governance lavishly incur expenditure !
Parliamentary perks are exuberantly high,
Nobody comes forward to interrogate why ?

Exorbitant expenditure occurs in security,
Only on so-called dignitary and celebrity !
People in general remain always unsafe,
Facing robbery, theft and unscrupulous rape !

Heads of the Nation who are called Patriotic,
Enjoy royalty life-long even when walking with stick !
One way, the clamour is to uproot poverty,
All high quarters, enjoy wine-and-tea-party !

Nation seems helpless to maintain status quo,
Resultantly occurs always the fiscal fiasco !
Poor public cannot snub, whatever may go,
All of us sustain, shall remain sustaining so !

Eclipsed is thus remaining the name of shame,
Fame of Dignitaries fractures its frame !
Actors, leaders, traders are very few patriotic,
Graceless greed attracts them *hic et ubique !
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*hic et ubique = here and everywhere.


“Law and Order”
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Across the country or the border,
The prevalent primacy is
To up-keep law and order.
The onus of its maintenance
Not only lies in the governance,
But, verily, verily, it’s a matter of
Multilateral pertinence.
Cordiality and co-existence (co-operation)
Work as a dogmatic device,
More efficacious and effective than
Any oracle and advice.
“Law” may literally be construed to stand for
“Legal-Administrative-Watchman”
And “Order” may be taken for a Comptroller of
“Obligatory-Rule-Deployed-Enforcing-Restriction”
And its Commanding Coachman.
So, for the sake of peace and harmony,
Swear to abide by your duty,
To uphold the sanctity of the euphony
For nation’s pleasantry and beauty.
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“Illusions Of Eradication”
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Contamination, Corruption, epidemic, illiteracy, pollution, poverty,
All are these targets of eradication on priority !
Every old or new Government made merely its agenda,
The lesser is achievement, the greater propaganda !

Most dreadful demon dominantly is corruption,
To bifurcate that is founded anti-corruption !
This evil haunts both inside and outside,
Major portion is vitiated mostly inside !

Beneficiaries of inside are our ministers,
Unmindful of any resultant sinister jitters !
Next category under this evil are ranky officers,
They share the booty with invicible pressures !

Corruption thus being shared from top to bottom,
It spreads just like inside quilt, the cotton !
Outside corruption is lightly like digestive dessert,
Lower level personnel are therefor expert !
Corruption is, hence, prevailing as choice of all together,
So its eradication infeasible, as no one eager to bother !
Total generation being mostly mere money-monger,
As money makes everyone mighty and stronger !
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“COMMISSION”
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Government when faces strong opposition,
And when it is saddled in a fuss,
It adopts tactics to make people hush,
Seating a Commission is sole supposition !
Though this tradition is no any solution,
But a cunning device to create an ado !
Opposing people left then nothing to do,
For very long, it undoes noisy pollution !
Retired Judges or Administrators,
Any of them of Government’s choice,
Gain re-employment to silent the noise,
Acquisce assigment as Investigators !
Government and the people then only await decision,
As long as their judicial process,
Calling evidences entails too long a recess,
Repeated extension then avails the Commission !
Decades are gone thus to reach decision,
By then changes even opposition,
Government too changes with fresh supposition,
Unsolved even then stands inquisition !
Commission is hence a powerful precision,
Whether as an Investigator or an agent,
Hush-money is also its another patent,
Both are applied for favour of decision !
When you start a plant or machine,
It’s also called it’s initial commission !
All Commissions need a remission,
In cash or kind to make us serene !
Commission is thus a workable panacea,
Silent is introverted intelligentsia !
In India, elsewhere or beyond Asia,
It may be called an implied ex gratia !

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“Private Practitioners”
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Whenever anyone happens to consult a Doctor,
He asks for troubles as does a Proctor !
Save a few people, mostly hesitate with ado,
The Doctor then goes ahead with his own clue !
He writes down medicines with timely dose,
Looking seriously with his frowned eye-brows !
X-Ray, ECG, TMT, Eco-graph, CT Scan,
To be undertaken as early as one can !
In the meantime to take the medicines prescribed,
And to re-visit then on the date as advised !
5 to 10 thousands have to be spent anyhow,
The patient complaisantly obeys as a cow !
Fraternal and friendly relatives are there,
Willy-nilly offering sympathetic flimsy share !
In the second phase of repeating the visit,
The Doctor advises admission to his clinic !
The patient thus falls under sibylline state,
Watching calendar ‘n’ mirror date-to-date !
The patient fears but the Doctor doesn’t fear God,
During practicing without sparing the rod !
Clinical expenses are too exorbitant,
Like a thunder-bolt on the poor patient !
Private Practitioners cherish a lucrative greed,
Unmindful of poverty of ailing Indian breed !
Commission available all the way in the deals,
Which works as a grease to run the rusty wheels !
Exceptions are though available anywhere,
Certain veteran Doctors are yet quite fair !
Poorest patients are found there in queue,
Rich patients hence choose elsewhere in lieu !
Why not our Government enforces any such law,
To quash and scratch such practiced piercing claw ?
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”BEWARE OF OPPORTUNISTS”
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Whenever we satirize any opportunist,
Chameleon is the name, aptly to subsist !
But if we divert to all other sides,
Opalescent people are spread, besides !

Opportunely, people turn renegades,
So as to gain more lucrative grades !
Main such roles are playing political leaders,
Union Leaders and Practicing Pleaders !

Boot-lickers are such notorious elements,
To succeed always to acquire supplements !
The Divine Law is unforeseen destiny,
Facing that all seem quite too mini !

End of opportunists or renegades,
Anyday may fall for years and decades !
So,
Give wide berth to opportune boot-lickers,
Lest they be never-detachable stickers !
This vigil may make you always easy,
Least fearful, you may then be busy !
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“Deliberate Dwindling Dynasty”
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Post-British-Rule India turned to be the a Republic !
Nehru was the chosen leader who scored a hattrick !
Until his breathing last, he dominated unchallenged alone,
Emotional Indians thereafter chose Indira to adore the throne !
Hereditary virtues made her a superb Global Idol,
Until “Operation Blue Star”, which endangered her survival !
Consequently, her Bodyguard Sikhs brought her to ruins,
Thrusting nation-wide agony with ever-saddening tunes !
Sympathetic vox populi bestowed its instant favour,
Rajiv Gandhi hence stepped in to savour ruling flavour !
One-after-one from family of Superstar Jawahar Lal,
Suceedingly coming forward for Congress Rule to stall !
Well-taught were all the ingratiating members of this clan,
Everyone on turn appeared better in one’s own span !
Unfortunately like Indira, Rajiv, too, was assassinated,
By unscrupulous delinquents clandestinely instigated !
This agony of distress is an unforgivable stigmatic blame,
Which will always defame India with the tone “shame-shame” !
Despite sustaining a couple of such unwarranted sacrifices,
The rest of the clan has not yet given up all future enterprises !
Advancing forward now appears ultimately an luminous star,
Eagerly, emotionally, hic et ubique, perambulating withou car !
Apparently fast forwarding Rahul is well conjectured next star !
Opponent quarters might be peering through doors closed ajar !
Such a popular perambulation of Rahul is peculiarly picturesque,
He is efficaciously canvassing among the youth from dawn to dusk !
His political terminology advocates mainly homologous instinct,
Which is, of course, a way towards a renaissance quite distinct !
Madam Sonia Gandhi is all over well controlling and umpiring,
With sense of complaisance to honourable martyrs’ aspiring !
May God bless them with potency to achieve the target,
Through benevolent hands of ambitious Rahul at his best !
The weight of clean-chit, endowed patriotism and honesty,
Unquestionably stand in favour of this well-known dynasty !
No any such clan else has ever yet appeared parallel,
Rahul Gandhi thus would succeed well in his travel !
Charismatic has proved invariably “GANDHI- SURNAME”,
Sacrifices through assassinations have exalted its fame !
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“The Prime Premier Of India”
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Since Independence, India stood under wings of 14-Premiers,
Among whom included were both Juniors and Seniors !
Shaking hands willy-nilly, as if, each-other’s fellow,
Chronologically their names are enumerated below:
J.L. Nehru, G.L. Nanda, L.B. Shashtri, Indira Gandhi,
Morarji Desai, Charan Singh, Rajiv Gandhi,
V.P. Singh, Chandra Shekhar, P.V. Narsimha Rao,
A.B. Bajpayee, H.D. Deve Gowda, I.K. Gujral !
On date, remains reigning Man Mohan Singh,
Opposition calling him Puppet in Sonia’s string !
Behind the screen aspirant hidden is Rahul Gandhi,
Though as usual denying like his Paa Rajiv Gandhi !
None among all names proved at par of Late Indira,
Whose tenures were unquestionably Golden Era !
Her achievements were superbly over them all,
Operation Blue Star resulted in her fatal fall !
1971-War was India’s memorable victory,
Which glorified the nation with a Golden History !
Unmindful of Foreign threats of VII-War Fleet,
India won the war both in the West and the East !
10-millions of the hoi-polloi of East Pakistan,
Were succoured with well-wishing efficacious plan !
Resultantly born was Independent Bangladesh,
Pakistan was thus conquered and it eclipsed his face !
Further thrilling achievement was of nuclear power,
Displayed in 1974 at Pokaran with thunderous shower !
Indira was thus appropriately a unique entity in India.,
Well-said, “India is Indira, Indira is India” !
Also by her name Indira even exceeded India by ‘R”,
Politically, diplomatically, she was India’s Superstar !
She is an adorable personhood of Global repute,
This assessment ever anyone can hardly refute !
Surname Gandhi has proved ever charismatic,
Mahatama Gandhi, Indira Gandhi prove this arithmetic !
Successor like Rajiv Gandhi cherished such instinct,
Centre-forward Rahul Gandhi must accomplish the link !
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