Pick Up Lines

You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.


You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.


Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.


It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!


If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.


If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.


It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.


Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!


See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.


People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!


Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.


Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.


Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?


A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"


Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.


Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!


Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?


Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...


My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!


Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!


Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!


If I followed you home, would you keep me?


If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.


There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.


Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.


Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!


I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.


How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!


Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!


I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!


If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.


I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!


If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.


If you were a booger I would pick you first.


Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?


(On Hot Day) What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!


Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!


I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.


I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.


I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.


You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.


If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.


Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?


I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!


Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!


Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.


Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?


I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!


Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!


Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.


Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?


Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?


I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?


Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?


Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.


(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?


I must be lost… because I see paradise.


If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.


Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.


We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.


(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.


Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!


I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!


(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.


Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!

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Tag der Veröffentlichung: 10.05.2012

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