BookRix

ok so me, my fiance, and my best friend hannah was hanging out, everything was cool we were cleaning, listening to music, and then we decided to take a break, well we sat in the livingroom and my fiance was having a creative moment and we had lots of markers but no paper, so what do I do thinking it'll be something sweet and cool? I volunteer to let her draw on me, So I sat down she lifted the back of my shirt and she started drawing, and she kept gigggling then hannah looked and she started laughing just as hard. I ask" What's so funny?" they continued laughing and my fiance said " You need a mirror to see it because you're gunna kill me" after a few minutes she finally drew it on a paper: it was a penis with a face saying "f*ck-f*ck- f*ck c*ck!" we laughed and I thought well it's not as bad as it could have been, well a few drawings later I had a lot of penis's on my back, a batman,snail, and mini heart on my leg, a anchor on my left shoulder, an anime pic or her on my right, "Property of Alex on my butt cheek, and I love you around my butt crack, and also a stick figure raping another stick figure, a cat-man with a dick, and worst of all, cat faces on my nipples and in red marker above them it says "PUR KITTY PUR" on both sides of my chest....never again shall I be subject to this horror...oh well I still love her

I am not what anyone would consider cool, cute, or fashionable, I hate fashion! so at school I am the disturbing comedian who likes to stay away from those pink wearing clones anyways I have an idea for senior prank this year and I already have a hacker, and blow up dolls..... my friends are going to hack the P.A system and while all teachers and principals are distracted I am going to place blow up dolls of celebrities in the office chairs of secrataries and the principals it's gunna be great to see the looks on their faces!