The Abyss of Radical Stupidity
Von: R.K. Galvez...Two beings from different exo-planets materialise...Spacetimedimsensional controllers play with their cosmic knobs...They like twiddling knobs of all shapes and sizes...They do not mind a big bucket as well...There was something for everybody...Somewhat suddenly, these random events turn towards an unknown ritual...These beings re-appear within many Earthen realms with different results: some experiments can get [bi]curious after all...
...Ever wondered why you keep seeing Elvis and Mother Teresa at the supermarket together?...And why buy that used dildo at a car boot sale?...I know, I talk to all kinds of Gods also...Cue: lots of crazily universal [credited] questions cryptically unanswered...
...Many aeonic beings had tried this resurrection science-guesswork before: the old Immortality Con [as those in the know apparently say]...Just ask the Old Ones...