Practical Principles of Natural Reality - Practica Principia Naturalis Veritatem

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Practical Principles of Natural Reality - Practica Principia Naturalis Veritatem
We've all had to learn various laws of nature, like the Law of Gravity, for instance. One of the biggest was Sir Isaac Newton's Laws of Motion. But are these so-called Laws really on the level? Is it possible Mr. Newton was full of it? That his Laws were simply a cover for something else? This, er, thesis of mine addresses that very issue, based on my observations about how things REALLY work.

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Isaac Newton, Humor, Speculation
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Gelöschter User

Teehee... awesome, hilarious takes on Mr. Newton's laws! Done with ample amounts of tongue in cheek. Way to go! :)

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Gelöschter User

I have to say, your laws make more sense than Isaac's. I can really relate to the part about the button. Reminds me of some of my missing objects, which have yet to be found. lol Good humor!

judycolella

This website and its members have done more to help me mature as a writer than anything else in which I've been involved, or anything I've read. They're a great bunch, and there's lots of talent here. I'm delighted to meet you, and hope we can, indeed, stay in touch. Sounds like... mehr anzeigen

Gelöschter User

Thanks Judy for the compliment. I've come to notice it wasn't that recent that I joined here. It was about 3 yrs. ago. Though I haven't been on here that often. I will try to visit here more often, and also try and finish whatever writing I have started. This website and it's... mehr anzeigen

judycolella

Did you always have that user name? Because it looks vaguely familiar. I've been here for a few years, too, but I wasn't sure if it's a name someone else used as well, perhaps with a different numeric suffix. Anyway, glad to know you!

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J.C. Laird

Okay, now I have to walk around all day with this big grin on my face. You missed your calling girl. That was hilarious. You need to take longer breaks from your fantasy genre and explore humor. I mean "...a load of spider dung?" My mind is still grappling with that. "...Snorticus McEmo?" How appropriate. I could go on and on. Now that I've stopped laughing, I have to work on this stupid grinning that everyone's going to be wondering about...

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bookie00

lol, already on the second page and I love it!

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judycolella

Thank you! Seems when I get frustrated by the realities of life, I get highly sarcastic and try to turn it into humor so I don't bite someone, lol. It's either that, or go sit at the piano and beat the daylights out of Beethoven!
'D

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♣ Ordinarily Obscure ♣

I really like this. The "Judy's Laws of Motion" seem to go into a much more detailed and understandable manner. I wish there were more of books like this on here.

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judycolella

Lol, thanks! Uh-oh...you're giving me ideas... 'D

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av8or2128

OMG....I've lived by those laws (Isaac's) all my life, like with out them..umm...airplanes don't fly. Holy crap batman!! There was always something going wrong...now I know what it was.

I learned the wrong laws. Thank You Judy for straightening out my sorted and bedeviled past errors.

I really liked it Ms. Judy. Good work Thanks...LOL'ing to the bathroom for aspirin for my head ache.

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judycolella

[Giggle!] Thanks - hope your head feels better soon. Just don't drop any aspirin. They might end up in Tierra delFuego or something! 'D

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L. Avery Brown

Okay...I laughed, I snorted, and I thought "has she been spying on me?" Because some of that stuff sounded like it had happened to me! HAHAHAHA!

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judycolella

Thus proving Judy's Laws are valid, lol! "D

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WritingForever

Gave me a good laugh. Good job!

felixthecat

For a minute there I thought I was listening to Andy Rooney, lol.

Isaac is rolling over in his grave, I'm betting, proving clearly that Judy's First Law of Motion is dead on correct. Personally, I think old Isaac might have been snorting too much snuff anyway:)

Remarkably witty... mehr anzeigen

RevkenR

There is another law. It is an addendum to Judy's First Law Part "B". If you are working on something, and you drop an essential part that disappears into another dimension. The store where you could buy a replacement part will always be closed.

I have had this happen to me on... mehr anzeigen

judycolella

Ah, Ken - ya gotta ask why, eh? Makes you wonder what other universal laws need closer scrutiny!

Thanks, guys, by the way. I'm glad it...wait - insane, you say? Well, I...never mind. You're right, of course, Pat. I had definitely lost my mind at the point when I was writing -... mehr anzeigen

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