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When I First Knew Stella She Was Within A Month Of Being fifteen,
Which Is For Womankind An Unattractive Age. There Were A Startling
Number Of Corners To Her Then, And She Had But Vague Notions As To The
Management Of Her Hands And Feet. In consequence They Were Perpetually
Turning up In unexpected places And Surprising her By Their Size And
Number. Yes, She Was Very Hopelessly Fifteen; And She Was Used to
Laugh, Unnecessarily, In a Nervous Fashion, Approximating to A Whinny,
And When Engaged in conversation She Patted down Her Skirts Six Times
To The Minute.



It Seems Oddly Unbelievable When I Reflect That Rosalind--"Daughter To
The Banished duke"--And Stella And Helen Of Troy, And All The Other
Famous Fair Ones Of History, Were Each Like That At One Period Or
Another.



As For Myself, I Was Nine Days Younger Than Stella, And So I Was At
This Time Very Old--Much Older Than It Is Ever Permitted anyone To Be
Afterward. I Cherished the Most Optimistic Ideas As To My Impendent
Moustache, And Was Wont In privacy To Encourage It With The
Manicure-Scissors. I Still Entertained the Belief That Girls Were
Upon The Whole Superfluous Nuisances, But Was Beginning to Perceive
The Expediency Of Concealing this Opinion, Even In private Converse
With My Dearest Chum, Where, In our Joyous Interchange Of Various
Heresies, We Touched upon This Especial Sub-Division Of Fauna Very
Lightly, And, I Now Suspect, With Some Self-Consciousness.