BookRix

im back just like slim shady

I graduated yays

Geez i hate solitary confinement at school it is soooboring and they dont like my jokes tooo rated R i guess lol

look in my grou if you want to know the full story to this little note: never give a bored fiance markers with no paper when they have a creative moment....you may regret it, I'm a little amused though

Before I become your friend, I have to know more about you.

comedians join my group no longer be afraid to be you, be alive, be wierd just do it :http://www.bookrix.com/_group-en-ignored-comedy/ hope you add some great stuff and there will be one funny short story everyday except for on weekends kids!

I found out if you hold pe for 5 hours you can go for 10 minutes lol I got some kids mad oh well ,I hate pleasing others.... I was reading anime, listening to music, texting, eating, and burping, and peeing all at once, and they say that I have a one track mind those idiots

doth no one loveth me? hmmmmm *looks around evilly with lighter in one hand, energy drink in the other* mwahahahaha the chaos I wish I could cause lol

random post of the day since no one likes to respond at all I shall make this interesting: ok so I am in a forensics class not the science the acting, this kid next to me needed help figuring out what to sell....this is the list I gave: condoms,children, girls, drugs, alcohal, bazooka, tank, tu-tus, perfume, how to: turn on a tv for dummies, handcuffs, lipstick, and also thongs, He turned to me and said he wanted to sell something that would benifit him....my responce: how to act straight guide, a brain, makeup, masks, breath freshener, a home musclebuilding kit, wigs, dresses, high heels, and he stopped me right after I started to say testosterone. his face was dark red and I was laughing hysterically, and btw about the straight guide I might need one 2 but I don't want one, yes I am bisexual and engaged but I will not discuss it BEST PART IS THAT THIS IS 100% TRUE i DID THIS YESTERDAY IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS!!!!!!!! if anyone tries to copy me I will know, and for me it is not a compliment it is a type of insult I prefer to remain original not have followers repeat my sick humor, there was 2 more things I told him to sell but I will not say it here I don't want to mess up my account at all

sometimes my thoughts scare me, oh well later on the voices apologize and tell me dirty jokes that always seems to help :)